Please ask me to be the emperor

"My dear, what kind of medicine is this? Why does it taste weird?" Sure enough, Zhu Changxun's "low-grade fever" had not subsided the next day, so Zhang Shun naturally offered "mulberry leaf and sheep excrement soup".

"Oh, the name of this medicine is 'mulberry leaf and sheep excrement soup', which is composed of mulberry leaves and sheep excrement." Zhang Shun smiled like a devil.

"Sheep shit?" Zhu Changxun's voice suddenly came up.

"Yes, sheep shit!" Unexpectedly, before Zhang Shun could answer, the old doctor answered, "Why didn't I think of that!"

"Ah, you want me to eat shit?" Zhu Changxun's face turned the color of pig liver and he almost wanted to vomit.

"Your Majesty, you don't know. This sheep excrement is also called ten-year fruit, hemp chestnut, mountain sweet potato, and wild holly fruit." The old doctor explained quickly.

"The fruit is picked in summer and autumn, removed from the stems and dried in the sun. It looks like sheep excrement, so it is called sheep excrement. It is a medicinal material."

"Its taste is sweet, sour, and neutral in nature. It has the effects of astringing the lungs and relieving asthma, promoting fluid production, and puckering the intestines."

"It has always been used by doctors to treat cough due to fatigue, asthma due to deficiency, thirst in body fluids and wounds, and chronic diarrhea and dysentery."

"Uh." The old doctor's words immediately made Zhang Shun and Zhu Changxun look at each other.

Zhang Shun couldn't help but thought: No, this is real sheep shit. Why is there still sheep shit in the Chinese medicine? Could it be that Sanniang is uneducated and is making a mistake? Then wouldn’t my shit be in vain?

And Zhu Changxun was even more puzzled: Wasn't it said to be "sweet and sour"? Why does my drink taste a bit stinky? Could it be a psychological effect?

"Your Majesty, if you don't believe me, I'll take a few sips for Your Majesty!" Before Zhang Shun could stop him, he saw the old doctor picking up the remaining rice and drinking it all in one gulp.

"Well"

"Well"

The old doctor's complexion suddenly became brighter, sometimes red, sometimes green, and he almost hesitated to vomit.

"Imperial doctor, how does this taste?" Zhu Changxun looked at the old doctor's strange expression and couldn't help but ask.

"It's okay, it tastes good!" The old doctor looked at Zhang Shun and felt like crying.

Straight bitch, you quack, why did you really let go of sheep shit!

"If your Majesty still doesn't believe it, I have a bowl here!" Until then, Zhang Shun calmly picked up the remaining bowl, raised his head, and drank it all in one gulp.

"How is it?" Zhu Changxun and the old doctor couldn't help but hold him tightly at the same time.

"Not bad, very sweet!" Zhang Shun wiped his mouth, looking like he was still unfinished.

"Then if Na Na is still not fully recovered by night, please give me another bowl, my dear!" Zhu Changxun was convinced that this "sheep shit" was not sheep shit, so he couldn't help but ask.

"Okay, in that case, I will resign!" Zhang Shun said respectfully when he saw that the matter was over.

"Go, I want to rest for a while!" Zhu Changxun waved his hand and fell asleep peacefully.

"Your Highness, you and your Majesty are drinking the same thing, right?" Not long after, Zhang Shung had just left the Qianqing Palace, and Kong Zhenyun, who was seeing him out unexpectedly, suddenly said.

"How do you say this?" Zhang Shun looked at him in surprise and asked.

"One bowl is smelly, the other is fragrant. I don't have a blind nose, so how can I not smell it?" Kong Zhenyun said angrily.

"Haha, Mr. Kong Ge really knows everything!" Zhang Shun smiled and said, "Your Majesty was given medicine that night, and this bowl I have is made of mulberry leaf and brown sugar water."

"The two bowls look similar, but the taste is completely different."

"You, you!" Kong Zhenyun pointed at Zhang Shun, dumbfounded, and had nothing to say for a moment.

"Your Highness, Your Highness, three hundred miles urgent!" Just as Zhang Shun and Kong Zhenyun were joking at the gate of Qianqing Palace, Gao Qiqian suddenly came over in a hurry.

"Say, there are no outsiders here!" Zhang Shun unexpectedly felt a thump in his heart and said quickly.

"Yes!" Gao Qiqian glanced at Kong Zhenyun and then whispered, "Cao Bianjiao rushed three hundred miles away and claimed that the 'Prince' Zhu Yousong was dead."

"What!" As soon as Gao Qiqian said this, Zhang Shun and Kong Zhenyun were shocked.

It turns out that Zhu Yousong is the son of Zhu Changxun. He escaped when Luoyang fell and has been wandering around Fengyang.

It wasn't until Yang Sichang and the Donglin Party colluded to support Zhu Changxi, the "King of Lu", that he escaped with the help of Han Ruyu and Zhou Yanru and fled to the Runing area. With the help of eunuch Lu Youde, deputy commander-in-chief Luo Ju and Ma Xuer With the power of man, he can establish himself as an emperor.

But since then, it has greatly offended King Yilu's family, so the two sides mobilized their troops and started fighting on the spot.

At first, the two sides were almost equal in strength. For a while, they were inseparable, and neither could do anything to the other.

However, King Lu's family occupied the wealthy southern Zhili area and continued to recruit troops, growing stronger.

As for Gou Quan and Runing, members of King Fu's family, their food and salary were not as good as others, and they could only rely on elite soldiers and generals to support them.

At this time, the Kaifeng Mansion was destroyed by Cao Bianjiao, and Zhou Wang Zhu Gongzhen, Wu Gang, Chen Yongfu and others fled south in a hurry.

When Yang Sichang heard about this, he quickly sent Qian Qianyi to act as a lobbyist.

Then Qian Qianyi met Wu Zong and said: "Although the King of Zhou is a virtuous man, he has a long bloodline and is not the master of China. If His Highness can remove the title and serve as King Lu as the master, he will still be granted the title of King of Zhou, stationed in Runing, and in charge of the troops of the old army."

When Wu Di and Chen Yongfu were helpless, they quickly advised the king of Zhou: "Now that Kaifeng has been lost, there is no place for us to stand in the world."

"As the saying goes: if you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. Your Majesty will also honor you and wait for the opportunity, so as not to live up to your fame and cause real disaster!"

When King Zhu Gongzhen of the Zhou Dynasty saw that his two generals, both civil and military, were talking like this, what could he do?

Therefore, the King of Zhou took his title of honor and gave him the title of "King Lu" Zhu Changzi, and then led his troops south to attack the Tang King's lineage.

The two sides fought hard for many days, but Yang Sichang gained the upper hand and could not help but advance straight in.

Unexpectedly, Ma Xu was ambushing Yang Sichang on the road that Yang Sichang must pass. He suddenly came out and killed King Lu and his entire army in defeat.

It turned out that Ma Xu was the grandson of the famous general Ma Fang and the son of Ma Lin, who was well versed in the art of war.

Nowadays, he has become the best among the generals in Jiuzi.

Yang Sichang had no choice but to retreat and make long-term plans.

At this time, the rebel Zhang Fatty made a surprise attack on Denglai and captured the Denglai Navy. Hong Chengchou and Li Zicheng went south and besieged Xuzhou, and Zhu Dadian had to retreat.

Yang Sichang then remembered that Zhu Dadian had an old relationship with Ma Xu, and he couldn't help but ask Zhu Dadian to write a letter to persuade Na Ma.

Zhu Dadian said in the letter: "The affairs of the court are not something that a general can say. However, it concerns the world, and I cannot argue with you."

"Now Mr. Yang Ge is an important minister in the court, and he is also a high-ranking official. They all accept King Lu as the emperor."

"And Zhou Yanru is just a white man. The old King Fu is now a thief, and the young King Fu has not yet ascended the throne. This name is unfair and unreasonable. Please elaborate on whether it is right or wrong!"

"If your Excellency can really abandon the darkness and turn to the light, not only can you be promoted to the Duke's position, but you can also guard a place, how wonderful it would be!"

After hearing what Pang Ran said, Na Ma Xu couldn't help but secretly make friends with Zhu Dadian. When the time came, they cooperated with each other inside and outside to attack Zhu Yousong.

Zhu Yousong was caught off guard, and the new Duke Luo Ju died in battle. Zhou Yanru and Lu Youde quickly led their troops to protect him and escaped by boat.

Unexpectedly, Yang Sichang had prepared rockets, and all at once thousands of arrows were fired, and he was burned alive on the boat.

When Zhou Yanru and Lu Youde saw Yang Sichang's cruelty, their livers and gallbladders suddenly split apart, and they quickly led the remaining troops to flee south and seek refuge with the king of Tang Dynasty.