Please ask me to be the emperor

"What are you talking about? It turns out that he is an accomplice of the old thief Zhang Pu. Hit him to death!" Someone had already seen it clearly and couldn't help but yelled and tried to throw rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs.

"Let's see who dares to take action!" Qian Qianyi, Wukong and Luo Shangwen were shocked when they saw this, and quickly led people to stand in front of Zhang Shun.

When everyone saw Zhang Shun's momentum, they were immediately shocked and doubtful, and couldn't help but temporarily hold back.

"Your Highness, the student has a great responsibility!" When Zhang Pu saw that the person coming was Zhang Shun, he couldn't help but burst into tears while being covered in rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs.

I prepared a lot of things, but they didn't let me say a word!

"Dear students, scholars, and learned scholars!" Zhang Shun didn't even look at Zhang Pu, but shouted loudly to the audience.

"I came here today to reason with everyone."

"What if it's unreasonable?" Before Zhang Shun finished speaking, someone started shouting.

"If you can't use your tongue to argue, then I'm afraid I can only use them to argue!" Zhang Shun sneered, pulled out the nine-foot-five-inch steel whip hanging from his waist and laughed.

"This king?" Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then they reacted, "Is he a 'submissive thief'?"

Everyone looked at the swords gleaming in the hands of the soldiers beside Zhang Shun. They couldn't help but swallowed their saliva and told each other with their eyes: What should we do? Do you want to take it?

"Your Highness, you... you are too reckless!" As everyone looked at each other, Qian Qianyi could not help but complain in a low voice.

"People in the late Ming Dynasty are the most thick-skinned. If you pinch them, no blood will come out. Therefore, you have no mercy for your relatives."

"There will be a quarrel soon. Are you going to kill him or not?"

Once he takes action, it will not only arouse resistance in the entire Jiangnan region, but also offend most scholars.

If they don't take action, I'm afraid these people will get into trouble and do more outrageous things.

Sure enough, as soon as Qian Qianyi finished speaking, a scholar jumped out, took off his pants and started peeing in front of Zhang. This shocked everyone and stunned them, and even frightened Dong Xiaowan and other women who quickly turned around and covered their faces and spat. He cursed endlessly.

Provocation, naked provocation!

"Catch him!" Zhang Shun couldn't help being furious when he saw it, and ordered quickly.

Following Zhang Shun's order, three or five soldiers pounced on him and dragged him over.

Just by accident, some urine was splashed on his body. The soldiers were so angry that they wanted to punch him on the spot.

"Your Highness, these scholars are the most shameless and generous, so they need to be dealt with carefully!" Qian Qianyi couldn't help but remind them again.

"Got it!" Zhang Shun nodded, feeling as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

He thought that when he first started the army, he would do whatever it took to achieve his goal, which was extremely shameless. Unexpectedly, compared with these scholars in the late Ming Dynasty, he was actually as small as a witch.

"What a courageous man!" Zhang Shun saw this guy being dragged over, his pants down to his ankles, and his lower body was clearly visible, and he couldn't help but smile and give a thumbs up.

"That's right." The man raised his head proudly, puffed out his chest, and shouted loudly, "Traitor, please kill me quickly, in the name of my loyalty!"

"Kill you, why do I want to kill you?" Zhang Shun smiled and ordered his soldiers to face the man to everyone, then pointed with a straw stick and said, "Everyone, there is this strong man today. I am willing to be a model. , I will share with you some of my own research experience to popularize science!”

"What are you doing!" The man was shocked and angry when he heard this, his face flushed red, he couldn't help but cover his lower body with his hands, and asked loudly.

"Oh, it's nothing. I want to teach you some physiological knowledge!" Zhang Shun said lightly, "Isn't this the Spring and Autumn Conference? Everyone can express their opinions and experiences on the stage."

"It just so happens that I, the foolish king, have thought a lot, and I have come up with something, so I will share it with you all!"

As soon as Zhang Shun said these words, the stage and the audience burst into laughter. Even Dong Xiaowan, Bian Yujing and Bian Min shrugged their shoulders, obviously snickering.

"Shu Zi, you insult me ​​too much!" Seeing Zhang Shun teasing him like this, the man couldn't help but became furious. He quickly put on his pants and tried to fight Zhang Shun.

Unexpectedly, Wukong had already stopped in front of him and caught him like a chicken.

Zhang Shun then inserted the steel whip back into his waist and smiled calmly at the crowd: "Everyone, it seems that this dear friend can't afford it!"

"In this case, I have no choice but to keep this little trick to myself!"

"Hahaha!" A group of scholars below were laughing so hard and staggering around that they couldn't help shouting, "One more section, one more section!"

After all, there are many people having fun in this world. Zhang Shun's saucy tricks not only entertained everyone, but also brought him closer to them.

It turns out that His Highness "King Shun" is also such a wonderful person. I really didn't expect it!

Not to mention how the troublemaker retreated in shame, Zhang Shun saw that the fire was almost over, and then he said seriously: "I am a big old man, and I got this big position by luck. I came here this time for no other purpose. But I’m not very familiar with governing a country.”

"It just so happens that all the students and scholars are here today. Please teach me, what should be my priority in governing the country?"

As soon as Zhang Shun said this, everyone couldn't help but shout. Some said "put etiquette first", some said "put morality first", and some said "put Confucianism first".

Everyone argued for a long time and finally settled on a standard answer of "putting benevolence first".

It turns out that even though these people are noisy, they are actually like a mirror in their hearts.

Now that Zhang is taking advantage of the situation and has a weapon in his hand, if he offends him and kills him, it will be a big deal, so he will put a "yoke" on him first.

"Oh? Then the king asked the minister to die, but the minister had to die, why?" Zhang Shun put aside the original topic and asked again.

"The king should treat his ministers with courtesy, and the ministers should be loyal to the king!" After hearing this, everyone was stunned and discussed for a long time before replying, "If a king treats his ministers disrespectfully, it is tyranny; if a minister is disloyal to the king, it is treachery!"

Don't think that if you become emperor in the future, you can do whatever you want!

"That's not right. I heard that the ministers of ancient times are now slaves! If you want to live, you will live, if you want to die, you will die. How can there be etiquette between monarchs and ministers?" Zhang Shun nodded in sudden realization, and then became a little confused. asked.

"Your Highness is joking. Your Highness also knows that the difference between master and servant is a matter of ancient times. How can today's ministers keep it as slaves?" Everyone couldn't help laughing.

"If that's the case, then I don't understand!" Zhang Shun couldn't help but say after hearing this, "With the dignity of the emperor, it is impossible to restore the old things of master and servant in ancient times."

"Why do people in this land south of the Yangtze River dare to resume the old ways of masters and servants in ancient times with the bodies of ministers and commoners?"

"Is it true that the emperor's dignity requires benevolence and righteousness, but the commoner's body of a minister is not?"

"This" When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other and were speechless for a long time.

"Your Highness, you are wrong. Today's master and servant are the king and ministers of the country!" Someone had already quibbled.

"Oh? In that case, do the ministers have no salary? Can they serve as wives and daughters? Can they be close ministers of the emperor for the rest of their lives?" Zhang Shun smiled.