Please ask me to be the emperor

The rebel army defeated Liaozhou with five drums on a snowy night. It seemed easy, but in fact it was natural. Zhang Shun thought about it carefully and found that the rebel army went south first and mobilized most of Shanxi's troops to leave the central part.

Then the rebel army suddenly turned north, and defeated Zhang Zongheng, the governor of Xuanda, who was following. Taiyuan and Liaozhou in Shanxi were empty, so they were naturally taken advantage of by the rebels. It seems simple, but in fact, the rebel army's battle command method is superb, and the battle method makes up for the rebel army's tactical disadvantages.

Zhang Shunshen had gained something, so he didn't bother to rest. He asked his officers and staff to analyze and study it. After everyone had something to gain, he let them go.

Zhang Shun was not idle here, and neither were the rebels. Liaozhou City, which was captured by the rebels for the first time, was simply a skinned fat sheep. "Purple Gold Liang", "Chuang Jiang", "Eight Kings", "Sweeper King", "Xing Honglang", etc. also had their own gains.

Zhang Shun and others were tired and sleepy after spending the whole night, so they quickly found a place to rest and prepare to take a rest. As a result, Zhang Shuncai lay down with his clothes on for a while and was woken up by Wukong.

Zhang Shun felt a little angry, so he said angrily: "Didn't I say it's not urgent? Don't call me!"

"Master!" Wukong responded with a smile, "The second master sent someone to call you. Do you think it's urgent or not?"

"Okay! I wrongly blamed you, Wukong!" Zhang Shun apologized helplessly after hearing this, "I'm going to go over and have a look. I don't know what happened again?"

Zhang Shun finally finished sorting out his clothes, and then headed to the residence of "Purple Gold Liang" with Wukong and Li Xin in a daze.

The second head of the family, "Purple Gold Liang", lived in the capital of the former magistrate of Liaozhou. The former magistrate was directly hacked to death in his bed by the rebels. The hands of "Purple Gold Liang" were stained with too much blood, and he no longer tabooed one or two.

When Zhang Shun came in, he saw the second boss "Zijin Liang" holding a woman with a face that looked like a monkey's butt and chewing on it.

"Purple Gold Liang" heard the sound of Zhang Shun coming in. He looked up and saw that it was Zhang Shun, so he smiled and said: "Little brother Optimus Prime, my previous brother said that you don't know beauty and ugliness, and you are still quite unconvinced. .Now that my brother has acquired a stunning beauty, I am here to invite you to open your eyes!"

When Zhang Shun heard this, an unknown fire rose up in his heart: "Mother Xipi, I've been up all night, and you woke me up just as I closed my eyes." I came over in a hurry, thinking that something big had happened. Is this just a bad relationship?

However, this guy is still the leader of the Thirty-sixth Battalion. Zhang Shun couldn't let go, so he had to pretend to deal with it: "The second master is interested, where is the stunning beauty? Let me open my eyes!"

"Ah? You said you don't know beauty and ugliness, but you still don't recognize it. Look, isn't it far away in the horizon and right in front of you!" "Purple Gold Liang" laughed loudly when he heard this, broke off the head of the woman in his arms, and let her Face Zhang Shun, let him see clearly and clearly.

Zhang Shun took a closer look and saw that the woman's eyes were swollen from crying. The wanton tears had already messed up the monkey-butt-like makeup. Although Zhang Shun couldn't see clearly, at least he had a pair of filter eyes that could automatically remove makeup that he had developed over the years. What kind of beauty is here? This is obviously a dominatrix!

Zhang Shun didn't know whether to laugh or cry. In order to cope with the problem, he had to praise against his will: "The second master has good eyesight. This girl is really a fairy from the nine heavens. She has a face that is shy of the moon and flowers, and the appearance of a fish and a wild goose! My little brother was born in vain nearly twenty years ago. , I just realized that there are such immortals in the world!"

"Zijinliang" was very happy when he heard this, and smiled: "You have such a mouth, you can really praise me. However, no matter how much you praise me, I can't let it go to you, brother. I want to keep it for myself to enjoy!"

Zhang Shun heard this and thought to himself: That's a good relationship. We two brothers want to be together. I also think it's best for you to keep it and enjoy it yourself!

However, Zhang Shun said: "Oh my, Second Master, you are only letting me see it but not eating it! You really envy me."

Zhang Shun flattered him for a moment, and then he said goodbye and left, preparing to go back to his residence and take a nap.

As a result, as soon as Zhang Shun arrived at the door, he saw a person rushing in. Zhang Shun couldn't avoid it and was hit by this person. After all, Zhang Shun was considered to be quite strong, so the two of them bumped into each other unintentionally. Zhang Shun was not hit, but he himself was staggered by the shock.

The man looked up and saw that it was Zhang Shun. He ignored him and cursed angrily: "Wang Ziyong, you idiot, I'll fuck you!"

While cursing, the man pushed aside the intercepting guards and rushed in. When Zhang Shun saw this situation, he didn't know how to deal with it, so he quickly followed in. I saw the man step forward and grab the "Purple Gold Liang", and they were wrestling with him. The "delicate and stunning beauty" fell to the side, trembling.

Zhang Shun quickly stepped forward, pulled the man and shouted: "'King of Chaos,' what do you mean? Why are you fighting with the second master?"

It turns out that the man who rushed in was none other than "The King of Chaos", one of the thirty-six leaders of the rebel army. Zhang Shun was dragging the "King of Troubled Times", and the "Purple Golden Liang" finally got a chance. He stepped forward and punched the "King of Troubled Times" in the face, which made the guy's face swollen.

Seeing this, the "King of Chaos" couldn't help but yelled: "'Optimus Prime'! You and this birdman are the same as each other, and you deliberately set off a conflict to cause me to be beaten! I'm not done with you!"

Zhang Shun was stunned when he heard this and thought: What's going on? Why is this second master so shameless? I came here to start a fight, why did you take the opportunity to do something evil?

So, Zhang Shun quickly abandoned the "King of Troubled Times" and reached out to pull the second master "Purple Gold Liang". When the "King of Troubled Times" saw Zhang Shun pulling "Purple Gold Liang", he immediately got the opportunity and stepped forward to hammer the "Purple Gold Liang". Liang" two punches.

This made "Purple Gold Liang" scream angrily and cursed: "'Optimus Prime', who are you ganging up with, you thief? Why did you help him beat me again!"

Seeing this, Zhang Shun relaxed his hands, moved a stool to the side and sat down, saying: "I have surrendered to you two. If I want to beat you two hard, I will just watch here and we won't help each other. I Let me help you fight, and you will still be reasonable!"

As soon as Zhang Shun finished speaking, another person suddenly broke in from outside. Zhang Shun looked up and saw the leader of the 36th Battalion of the Rebel Army, "Breaking Cone". When the "Armor-breaking Cone" entered the room, he saw "Purple Golden Liang" and "King of Chaos" fighting in a ball. The leader of the rebel army, "Optimus Prime", had his legs crossed and was watching the battle in the middle.

He couldn't help but cursed angrily: "'Optimus Prime', you bastard! Are you just watching the second master and the 'King of Chaos' brothers fighting here? Why don't you try to persuade them to fight?"

Zhang Shun laughed angrily when he heard this, and retorted: "You guys are really talented! I pulled the 'King of Troubled Times', and the second boss took the opportunity to punch me; I pulled the second boss, and the 'King of Troubled Times' took the opportunity to retaliate; I can't do anything to anyone." Stop it, you bastard, you 'armor-breaking awl' come here to scold me! I am no longer a human being if you join me!"

"What the hell are you doing? We are all brothers, why do we turn against each other?"

Seeing that he had misunderstood Zhang Shun, the "armor-breaking cone" was very embarrassed, so he told the truth.

It turned out that after the rebel army captured Liaozhou City, the "King of Troubled Times" took a fancy to this "delicate and stunning beauty" in a large house, and ordered someone to take her back to his residence, ready to go back and enjoy her. The result was disastrous. They met the troops of the "Purple Golden Liang" on the way. When they saw how beautiful this beauty was, they took advantage of the situation and beat the troops of the "King of Chaos" away and took away this "unparalleled beauty".

The rebels under the command of "Purple Gold Liang" knew that they and others could not afford it, so they dedicated her to the second master "Purple Gold Liang". How could the "Purple Golden Liang" know the hidden secret? Since ancient times, he had enjoyed it and called Zhang Shun to show off.

"Armor-breaking Cone" explained the matter clearly and asked: "Brother Optimus Prime, do you want you to tell me who should own this beauty?"

Zhang Shun was dumbfounded when he heard this. Although he didn't think she was a "stunning beauty" at all, he couldn't help but blind these three people!

If we assume that she is a stunning beauty, then if we say that the second-in-command deserves everything for her hard work, wouldn’t that be a lie? The "King of Chaos" will definitely cause trouble again.

If the second boss is asked to return it to the "King of Troubled Times", not to mention whether the "King of Troubled Times" will accept "second-hand products", seeing that the second boss has never seen a woman in his eight lives, he will definitely fall out.

If you say that you and I are all brothers, so we can enjoy it together, then things will develop in a strange direction.

If only Zhang Shun could be more upright and say directly: What look do you two have in your eyes, what is an ugly guy worth? It's neither yours nor his, so just go back to that person's home. It is estimated that Zhang Shun himself has gone crazy.

Zhang Shun had no choice but to twitch his lips and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm still young and I don't know much about feelings. I can't judge who is right and who is wrong. In my humble opinion, peace is the most important thing in this matter. Don't hurt your brother." Loyalty is the best!"

Zhang Shun talked a lot of correct nonsense, but still couldn't solve the problem. As a result, "Purple Golden Liang" and "King of Troubled Times" staged a full martial arts show in front of them.

Zhang Shun and "Armor-breaking Cone" had no choice but to pull them apart. As soon as he let go, the two men rushed forward and started to wrestle. This happened again and again, while Zhang Shun was politely arguing, he thought divergently: This matter is really like a fighting match. He and the "Armor-breaking Cone" compete once, and both sides are in the same round, and he doesn't know who will win in the end. Victory in this real-life fight!

It turned out that Zhang Shun was overthinking, and the two of them were beaten with bruises and swollen faces, and they were exhausted and could not tell the difference in the end. The two couldn't fight anymore, so they had to lie on the ground and curse each other.

Zhang Shun looked at these two fools and felt ridiculous beyond description for a moment.

These are two rebel leaders who have just participated in the shocking military operation in Shanxi. They staged a full-scale martial arts show in the city they just occupied for an inexplicable woman. They are really promising!

I didn't come back until after 10 o'clock today. Sorry, there is only one update of 3,000 words! Thanks to fans "Dao-Lian", "10:49" and "Book Friends 20200120204242669" for their tips, thank you!