Please ask me to be the emperor

Zhang Shun thought about it but couldn't get it. This girl was young and cute. Zhang Shun had no choice but to curse her as a "crazy bitch". Then he served the food, warmed a pot of good wine, and took it back to the room.

The two "vixens" were quite impressed when they saw that Zhang Shun brought back four or five delicious, meaty and vegetarian side dishes.

Then Li Xiang had a drink with Zhang Shun first, and it was barely considered a ceremony. Liu Rushi looked at it with envy. Li Xiang saw it and pulled her to have a drink with Zhang Shun.

How dare Liu Rushi? He quickly refused and said: "There is a difference between superior and inferior, so I really don't dare!"

Li Xiang didn't follow her and just said teasingly: "Little Hoof, you are considered a member of the husband's house, can you still run away?"

Liu Rushi couldn't resist, and looked at Li Xiang gratefully, then drank another glass of wine with Zhang Shun.

The two of them sat opposite each other, with Liu Rushi waiting beside them. As a result, Li Xiang just took two bites and spit out the food. Zhang Shun quickly asked: "What's wrong? Does it not taste good?"

Li Xiang replied a little embarrassedly: "Whose jealous jar made it so sour?"

Zhang Shun saw that it was a plate of bean sprouts soaked in vinegar, and explained with a smile: "You often live in Henan, but you don't know that Shanxi's old mature vinegar is the most famous. This place is close to Shanxi, so it must be old mature vinegar."

As Zhang Shun spoke, he also took a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth. He looked weird at first, and finally had to swallow it with force.

After drinking another cup of tea, he said sheepishly: "It's too much. Don't eat this plate. I'll eat it by myself later!"

When Liu Rushi heard this, how could he let his master do this? He quickly picked up a pair of chopsticks and said, "Master, I will give this plate to my slave. I have loved eating it since I was a child. Well, Master, you should keep it for yourself!"

Liu Rushi also took out a mouthful of food, stuck out her tongue, and admitted defeat with a blushing face.

Fortunately, the other meals were fine. Zhang Shun finished them reluctantly, casually eating them all together.

On the second day, when the sun was rising, Zhang Shun barely managed to get out of bed. I ate a little too much last night and my legs and feet were a little weak. I couldn’t help but secretly cursed: What two vixens!

This is exactly what it is: a beautiful woman kills without a knife, but she relies solely on her waist to kill a general and pursue her soul;

It's a pity that the front table is empty in the middle of the night. From now on, the king will not come to court early!

Not to mention how happy Zhang Shun was as a newlywed. It is only said that Zhang Shun's sworn brother Chen Changzhen, since receiving orders from Zhang Shun, led five hundred men on horseback to visit Lin County, Wu'an and other places non-stop to recruit and win over local heroes.

Chen Changzhen was originally a bodyguard and was well-known in the world. He was the best at dealing with these heroes.

These people don't know anything about poetry, nor do they know about superiority or inferiority. They only know fists and rules.

Chen Changzhen has a bay-red horse on his crotch, a Yanyue knife in his hand, and a bow and arrow on his back. He rides alone to challenge the heroes. He picked out two counties, three mountains and sixteen villages in one breath, and no one dared to refuse.

He finally conquered heroes such as Hun Tian Wang, Stealing Rizhao, Sleeping Tiger, Yi Yi Leng, Feitian Sheng, etc., and gathered 20,000 rebel troops from all walks of life. Although they are all useless things, fortunately they can bluff people.

Although these people are willing to listen to his orders, Chen Changzhen also knows that this is just to give him face.

These people are also a ragtag group. If they are forced to fight hard with the officers and soldiers, they will disperse in a rush before they can engage the enemy. However, Chen Changzhen has been following Zhang Shun for a long time, and he has become a little distracted.

He simply took advantage of the large number of people and spread his informants throughout seven counties in Zhangde Prefecture and the three nearby prefectures of Shunde, Guangping and Daming in Zhili.

Unexpectedly, after casting the net widely and catching more fish, I caught a big fish. These heroes under his command accidentally captured the letter written by Deng Qi and others to Wang Pu of the Beijing camp, and learned that the officers and soldiers would come with Hongyi cannon to deal with Zhang Shun and other rebels.

Chen Changzhen quickly sent people to deliver letters to Zhang Shun, and at the same time ordered people to strengthen the exploration of the Zhili area.

These five battalions of rebels were originally a mob, and they were even more happy to see that they did not have to fight with the officers and soldiers. They are all locals, and there are many villagers who are related to each other. It is easy to show favors to each other and observe the trends. Only the three prefectures of Shunde, Guangping and Daming were explored.

He even knew how many times Lu Xiangsheng got up and poured out the chamber pot last night, not to mention how many times Lu Xiangsheng woke up and poured out the chamber pot, not to mention Wang Pu of Jingying.

Speaking of Jingying, in the early years of the Ming Dynasty, he was a character who could make the earth shake three times with just one stomp of his feet.

After Zhu Di seized the throne, he moved the capital to Beijing and established three major camps in the capital: Shenji Camp, Wujun Camp, and Sanqian Camp.

The initial arrangement was: the main camp formation of the fifth military camp was the main combat power of the army; the main firearms of the Shenji camp was the main fire output point of the army; the main patrol post of the 3000 battalion was responsible for peripheral reconnaissance and raids during the expedition.

There are a total of 72 guards, about 400,000 people. During Emperor Yongle's six expeditions to Mongolia, most of them were conducted by the Beijing camp, which shows how good their combat effectiveness was.

As a result, after arriving at Tumubao, Jingying suffered a devastating blow and lost its former victory. Then it gradually declined, and by the time Chongzhen came to power, it was already in deep trouble.

In the second year of Chongzhen, Emperor Chongzhen wanted to cheer up the situation and sent Li Banghua, Minister of the Ministry of War, to take charge of the rectification of the Beijing camp.

After Liu Banghua's personal inspection, he found that the Beijing camp had an army of 100,000, but only 17,000 were actually left, and they had "no orders at all and no understanding of the pace." The Ming army relied heavily on firearms, but they "were not firing at all, and looked up to the sky in vain." The horses that were in short supply in the army were also "unable to ask."

The equipment was sold privately by the soldiers, and the military savings of the troops were also lost. The number of squad troops who came to Beijing to practice together has also increased from more than 100,000 to "5,342", and the reserves of the Beijing camp have also been stolen.

Basically, they need people but no one, they need horses but no horses, they need weapons but no weapons, they need armor but no armor, they need money but no money, almost nothing.

Fortunately, Liu Banghua made many rectifications and achieved considerable results. As a result, the Qing army broke through in October of that year. Because Liu Banghua rectified the damaged interest groups in the Beijing camp, they took the opportunity to impeach Liu Banghua, and the reform of the Beijing camp ended without any problem.

Fortunately, although Liu Banghua was dismissed from office and returned to his hometown, the results of Beijing's reforms are still there. This time Wang Pu led a reorganized Beijing camp to assist Deng Qi, Zuo Liangyu and others.

This Wang Pu went all the way down Shunde Mansion, Guangping Mansion, Cizhou, passed Zhangde Mansion, and went straight to Wei Hui Mansion and his subordinates.

Unexpectedly, not long after this guy passed Zhangde Mansion, he heard the sound of a cannon, and a group of men and horses came out of the diagonal stab.

Wang Pu was shocked. He looked up and saw a big flag in front of him with the word "Guan" written on it. Looking at his banner, there is a hero in green robes and red face, holding a Qinglong Yanyue Sword in front of him.

How could Wang Pu not understand that the person blocking his and others' path was none other than the notorious gangster "Er Guan Gong"!

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