Please ask me to be the emperor

It is said that Zhang Shunxin married an aunt, got two beautiful girls, and lived happily every day. He didn't get up early to practice martial arts, and the camp affairs couldn't be handled in time. The generals were secretly anxious, but there was nothing they could do.

Zhao Yutou, who was originally upright, could still give some advice, but because Zhang Shun missed him because he was old, he stayed in the Shunwangping camp. Now only Song Xiance was by his side. Although this man was talkative, he was not a direct minister and actually said nothing.

Ma Yingniang couldn't bear it any longer and shouted in her tent: "Wu Ma, don't stop me. Wait until I kill those two foxy girls and put an end to the general's thoughts, lest he do unethical things." Foolish king!"

Wu Ma stood there calmly and said to Ma Yingniang: "Girl, where did I stop you? If you want to go, you can just go!"

Ma Yingniang was so angry that she kicked over the table and asked in a low voice: "Wu Ma, don't you know how to cooperate with me?"

"You won't really go, why should I stop you?" Wu Ma said with a smile, "Girl, stop yelling and screaming, let others listen, it will not reach the ears of the lord!"

"Is there not a bold and loyal minister in this rebel army?" Ma Yingniang pouted and cursed after hearing this, "You don't even dare to kill the lord's concubine, and you don't know how to persuade the lord to put national affairs first, how can you be considered a loyal minister? "

Wu's mother couldn't laugh or cry when she heard this: "My little aunt, who is so reckless and dares to offend the lord's power? Aren't you afraid that the lord will wear small shoes for him in the future? Girl, just keep your heart in your stomach, the lord has been too busy these days. Just try to be fresh, and when the freshness wears off, everything will be business as usual!”

As soon as she heard "business as usual", Ma Yingniang jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on and shouted loudly: "'business as usual', 'business as usual'! You mean you still have a concubine as usual and you still ignore me, right?" "

Wu Ma saw that Ma Yingniang was really anxious, so she said: "Girl, if you ask me, you can strip yourself naked and sneak into the lord's tent. It will work better than anything else! I just want to be reserved, and now the flowers have withered." , even the fruits will be there soon, there is no use in worrying anymore!”

"Who is my lord? Anyone who comes is welcome, as long as he is young and beautiful. As the saying goes, 'A man pursues a woman across a mountain, and a woman pursues a man across a layer of gauze.' The girl only needs to prick open this gauze, and she will be satisfied. Why bother worrying about it now?"

Ma Yingniang was a little moved after hearing this, but after thinking about it, she shook her head and said: "No, no, I have been reserved for so long before, but now I'm leaning towards you and being looked down upon by others, I'm afraid it will be easy for him to think of me as frivolous." I'll think about it again and discuss this later!"

Here Ma Yingniang was tangled up and down, but Zhang Shun did it neatly and without any tangle.

After stealing half a day's free time, Zhang Shun finally fed these two pretty girls, and the two of them stopped messing around with the boudoir affairs.

In this era, there was no Internet, no games, and no other interesting entertainment projects. Only the relationship between men and women made him happy.

Fortunately, he was an otaku in his previous life and knew very well the truth that "girlfriends are not as fun as games." After having fun with them for a few days, I quit sex and took a good rest for two days.

On this day, Zhang Shun called Li Xiang and Liu Rushi at night and hurried over to help him put on his clothes and armor. After a while, Zhang Shun was dressed neatly and stepped on the only remaining steel mace, looking majestic.

Li Xiang looked up and down, then smiled at Liu Rushi and said, "Now it seems that our master looks like a real person. In the past, he only wandered around in piles of makeup and powder, and he was just a lustful person!"

Without waiting for Liu Rushi to answer, Zhang Shun answered naturally: "If a man is not lustful, what else can he do?"

Liu Rushi spat and said with a smile: "In my opinion, our master is indeed a man who does great things."

"How do you say this?" Li Xiang knew as soon as he heard that she didn't have anything nice to say, so he quickly continued.

"Such a thick skin is really beyond the reach of anyone!"

After saying that, the two of them covered their mouths lightly and giggled. Laughing and laughing, both of them shed tears. I don’t know what the fate will be like after we say goodbye!

After a moment of silence, Li Xiang asked in a low voice: "Master, are you just going to leave like this? If something happens to you, what should we do?"

Zhang Shun was stunned when he heard this and thought: Are you going to plant a flag for me? He hurriedly shouted: "What should I do? Cold! I have my own destiny. If you can't stand the slightest fright after following me, go home and have a baby as soon as possible!"

After finishing speaking, without saying a word, he turned around and walked out of the tent. Li Xin and Liu Rushi were left looking at each other at a loss.

After Zhang Shun went out, he first called Liu Cheng over and said to him: "The enemy's reinforcements are coming, and I want to lead the cavalry there myself. Now I have hidden it from everyone, leaving Zhang Sanbai alone to command the rebel army. But I am worried Zhang Sanbai doesn't have enough prestige. Is he planning to keep you here to monitor the enemy's movements? What do you think?"

Hearing this, Liu Cheng quickly asked: "What will you do, my lord? According to my lord, you only take 'King Zuo Jin' and 'Ge Liyan' with you. These two are not reliable people. If they collude with each other, there will be With a different heart, isn’t my lord in danger?”

"Why don't I just follow the master and leave the two of them alone in the camp? Only in this way can the master be kept intact!"

Zhang Shun smiled and said: "I know your loyalty, so I specially kept you to assist Zhang Sanbai. If the two of them don't have my supervision, if they have different intentions, the rebel army will be in danger!"

"Here I go, I will let Wukong and Wang Jinyi accompany me. Although these two are not as good as you in leading troops in battle, they are better than you because they have the courage to protect me even if there are changes. You need to know that all my wealth and life are in my hands. As for our camp, if you make mistakes, I will not be able to protect you alone; if you are saved, even if I encounter difficulties, others will weigh them!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Cheng quickly knelt down and bowed three times, and swore to the sky: "I, Liu Cheng, swear to be loyal to my lord to the death. I will definitely assist Zhang Sanbai in defeating the enemy and ensure the safety of the entire camp. If not, the sky will strike with thunder!"

Zhang Shun quickly helped Liu Cheng up and blamed himself: "Why is it necessary? Why is it necessary? Just use your heart and exert your strength. There is no need to swear this poisonous oath."

Since Zhang Shun had arranged the camp properly, he secretly led more than a thousand cavalrymen of "King Zuo Jin" and "Ge Liyan". They had the title of Mei and the horse's mouth, quietly left the camp, and walked far away from the north gate. After passing the officers and soldiers camp, we headed northeast.

Someone may have noticed some movement in the rebel camp, but they only thought that Zhang Shun sent his cavalry to patrol and investigate. They never expected that Zhang Shun, who had been spending the whole day with two foxy men, would secretly leave the camp and attack the reinforcements. .

The baby slept too late today, so the author can only update one chapter. Please forgive me. Then one more thing, the voting for Volume 3 is in the comment area. After everyone sees it, try to go there and vote. At present, the author has begun to follow the second route, absorb part of the farming route, and start writing the outline of the third volume. It’s just that according to historical facts, officers and soldiers and rebels fought repeatedly. After the protagonist joined, the impact was too great, so we had to re-deduce the development of the situation. The second half of the volume is completely different from the real history, and I don’t know if everyone can accept it.