Please ask me to be the emperor

By the time Zhang Shun and others returned to the camp, it was already New Year's Eve. The Baodu Village was already filled with joy, although there was no scene of feasting, feasting, and colorful lanterns like in later generations. But every family posted couplets and New Year pictures, and some urchins picked up firecrackers and set them off secretly to scare other adults.

Zhang Shun was quite pleased to see so many people bustling and bustling. He couldn't help but smile and said: "Why are we so busy? It's just so that these many people can spend the New Year happily!"

Governor Zhang was also very moved when he heard this. As the saying goes, "I miss my family even more during the holidays." Now that he is alone outside, he inevitably misses his old mother at home.

He responded: "King Shun is benevolent and righteous, and people share this heart and mind. If every family in the world is like this, it will be a peaceful and prosperous age!"

Zhang Shun smiled slightly when he heard this. People in this era have really low expectations, but they can't even meet such low requirements. It's really unreasonable!

When Zhang Shun arrived at home, the red lady was standing there with an arrow in her hand, sending people around. She shouted: "Don't touch the couplets and happy paintings. The head of the house hasn't come back yet, so I won't post them! You can prepare them first and post them when you come back. And ask the cook to prepare the meat and vegetables. Shred it into cubes, put it on a plate, and once it’s ready, turn on the heat and cook!”

Every time Zhang Shun came back to see her, he was so busy that he wanted to give her a hug. It was just that last time at the Shunwangping camp, after I hugged her in public, she had a long-term quarrel with him, saying, "Others are secretly laughing at me because you made me lose face."

Zhang Shun walked up to the table and saw colorful couplets and New Year pictures on the table. He couldn't help but reach out and take a look.

I saw that some of the handwriting was strong and powerful, and some of the handwriting was small and graceful. I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Who wrote these couplets? The calligraphy is good!"

The red lady couldn't help but feel happy when she heard this. She turned around and saw that the person coming was not Zhang Shun. Who was it? However, the red lady got angry thinking about it and refused to give him a good look. She just rolled her eyes at him and said angrily: "Who else can there be? In addition to Mr. Zhang, there are also those charming Li Xiang and Liu Rushi who are masters and servants!"

Zhang Shun felt that he could smell the vinegar in these words even through Baodu Mountain. He smiled and said, "You've worked hard, ma'am, so why don't you take the time to write two more copies?"

The red lady said with an unhappy face: "If my handwriting is not good, I won't use it to show off my shame, so as not to be laughed at in vain!"

Zhang Shun laughed when he heard this and was about to give the red lady a hug and comfort her. Unexpectedly, he raised his tail, and the red lady knew what he was going to do.

She quickly stretched out her hand and pushed his chest and said: "Just speak properly and don't touch me. How can it be unbecoming for so many people to watch?"

Zhang Shun couldn't laugh or cry and said: "We are an old married couple, but you have become an old scholar, and you are very particular about everything!"

"My Lord!" the red lady heard the words and said sarcastically, "You are not particular, and you don't dare to bring all the cats and dogs to your house. If I am not particular, I won't know who is in charge of this family!"

The red lady's words made Zhang Shun speechless, so he had to retreat. The red lady also regretted it as soon as she finished speaking. She was originally angry that Zhang Shun had married one woman after another, but she couldn't help but complain a few times when they finally met. It's just that it's the Chinese New Year now, how can I make him unhappy?

The red lady patted her forehead and said in annoyance: "Look at my mouth! Jian'er, you go and follow the master, and accompany him to relieve his boredom. This is my apology to him!"

Jian'er almost jumped up with joy when he heard this, but looking at the red lady's face, he was a little afraid, so he had to agree quietly and ran over to find Zhang Shun.

Before Zhang Shun could get far, Jian'er caught up with him, taking three steps and two steps at a time. When Zhang Shun saw her, he smiled and said, "Why are you here? Are you busy enough to come here?"

"My wife was afraid that you would be angry, so she sent me to accompany you to relieve your boredom!" Jian'er said with a smile.

Zhang Shun laughed when he heard this, reached out and touched her head and said: "I'm not angry, you go and help your wife with the work. It's the end of the year, and everything is complicated, and she can't handle it alone!"

Jian'er curled his lips and was about to return unhappily. Zhang Shun stopped her again and said: "Forget it, if you go back, she will inevitably think more about it. Just follow me and let her be busy for a while!"

"I heard that I won another great victory. Are you tired along the way? Let me give you a pat on the back!" Jian'er said happily.

"Don't worry. After I left, has your wife visited Sanniang? Just come with me to see her!" Zhang Shun asked helplessly.

"Ah? I've seen it, I've seen it! I also made some small clothes and sent them over. The baby is so small. Is Sanniang going to give birth to a smaller one?" Jian'er asked happily.

"Yes, yes! I'm about to give birth soon!" Zhang Shun was also happy, "Fortunately, I didn't give birth when I was going on the war. I will give you some jewelry in a while, and you will say that it was bought by the red lady. Give it to Sanniang for her!"

Jian'er said ok, but secretly curled his lips and said to himself: "Who knows what I'm thinking, but if I expect them to live in harmony, is it just a dream? Now they are not fighting, they are already virtuous and kind-hearted , So dignified and generous!”

Thinking of this, Jian'er couldn't help but secretly make up his mind. He has been playing a lot recently, so he must take time to practice his martial arts. In case there is a conflict between the Red Lady and Li Sanniang in the future, I will accidentally suffer a boring loss! Otherwise, you won’t be able to cry to the master when the time comes.

Zhang Shun never thought that he was trying to let them live in peace, but the little girl over there began to plan how to deal with Li Sanniang.

Finally, we arrived at Li Sanniang's residence. Sanniang was walking around the yard with a big belly. Zhang Shun couldn't help but become anxious. He quickly stepped forward to support Sanniang and shouted loudly: "Zhu'er, are you looking at your young lady like this?"

Li Sanniang chuckled when she heard this, stopped Zhang Shun and said: "It doesn't matter, you are a grown man and don't know anything. When you first get pregnant, you can't move around to avoid inducing fetal gas. In the later stages, it will You have to move around more in order to have a smooth birth. I did this on purpose, I can’t blame Zhu’er!”

Zhu'er was originally a young lady from a wealthy family, but she finally caught Zhang Shun's hand. How could she tolerate his arrogance? She took the opportunity to choke out: "Hey, I've lost my temper! I'm ten months pregnant and I've only been at home for less than two or three months. I'm not the one taking care of the rest of the time? I'm the fate of the young lady's maid. Anyway, it’s hard work without any credit, it’s been six or seven months!”

Zhang Shun was stunned when he heard this, before he could defend himself. Li Sanniang quickly reprimanded: "You are celebrating the New Year now, why are you so ignorant? You are also from a wealthy family, why are you talking to Zhang Sheng like this? I should note that if you come from a wealthy family, the following criminals will be beaten to death on the spot. End!"

Zhu'er didn't dare to say anything after hearing this, but Zhang Shun felt depressed. Who can bear to do this to yourself wherever you go?

Zhang Shun reluctantly sat for a while, comforted Li Sanniang for a few words, and then got up and left. Li Sanniang couldn't keep him, so she had to give up.

Zhang Shun came out of Li Sanniang's house and suddenly realized that the sky was huge and he had nowhere to go!

When Jian'er saw this, he couldn't help but asked cautiously: "Master! In that case, why don't we go and rest for a while?"