Please ask me to be the emperor

Now that he has decided to attack Linjiazhuang and destroy this "den of thieves", Zhang Shun dispatched troops and generals while sending people to inquire about Linjiazhuang. It turns out that Linjiazhuang stands on the back of a mountain, with walls built of wood and stone, leaving only a main entrance for entry and exit. Linjiazhuang is surrounded by streams. One side and the main entrance are surrounded by streams, and the other side is a cliff. The stream flows down from the top, forming a small waterfall.

Zhang Shun inquired carefully and thought to himself: No wonder Linjiazhuang is so arrogant that even the government does not want to offend him. It turns out that the terrain is steep and difficult to defend and difficult to attack. If you attack from the main entrance or the side, you need to climb over mountains and ridges and gradually approach. The opponent's position is condescending, which is not only easy to defend but difficult to attack, but can also have a panoramic view of the enemy's situation.

If we attack from the other two sides, on one side of the waterfall, the water wall is so steep that no one can climb on it; behind the mountain is a cliff, which is higher and deeper than the other side of the waterfall, making it difficult to climb. Zhang Shun smacked his mouth, this matter was indeed difficult to handle. Of course, if it were easy to handle, it would have been handled by others, and it would not be his turn.

When I asked the person for information again, I learned that besides Lin Mingde, he also had two sworn brothers. This second brother is called "Ogre King" and his surname is only Li, but his name is unknown and few people have seen him. His third brother, whom he called "Flower Monk", was actually a licentious monk who specialized in finding that beautiful girl with Lin Mingde and plundering her. It is said that girls from all over the country are marrying far away to avoid being humiliated, which makes the young people around them become singles.

Zhang Shun couldn't think of a solution by himself, so he had to call everyone together to brainstorm. Zhao Yutou was originally a fisherman and a boatman. He didn't know much about war, so he naturally had nothing to say. At this time, Chen Jindou saw that Taoist Master Ma had left and "silenced" Zhao Yutou. He looked like he was no one else and said, "My lord, this is an easy matter. I have a plan to ensure that no chickens or dogs are left in Linjiazhuang." "

"Oh? What's your plan?" Zhang Shun asked in surprise.

"This mountain forest is easy to catch fire, and this village is built on a mountain, so it will be burned down!" Chen Jindou said nonchalantly.

"This" Zhang Shun heard that a forest was on fire in his previous life, but there were green grass and trees everywhere. How could he light it?

"Absolutely not, this is absolutely impossible!" Zhang Shun took a look, but it was Chen Jingzhi and Zhang Shenyan who advised him in unison.

"Why not?" Zhang Shun thought to himself, shouldn't it be because this matter is not feasible? This is because Zhang Shun's knowledge is narrow-minded. In the mountains and forests, dead branches and rotten leaves accumulate all year round. If accidentally caught, it will be the rhythm of burning mountains. It is not that grass and trees contain water and cannot be ignited, as people living in the plains think.

"This plan is very poisonous and harmful to the peace of the world. It is not a pity for the evildoers in Linjiazhuang to die. How can we pity the people who were kidnapped by them?" Chen Jingzhi asked in return.

Zhang Shenyan hesitated for a moment and then said: "As the saying goes, 'water and fire are merciless', this mountain fire is no better than other things. Once it starts, it can't be controlled. I'm afraid that if these rolling green mountains are burned, the evil will far exceed that of Linjiazhuang."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Shun realized that it was indeed the case: Although fire prevention was carried out every year in later generations, once the forest caught fire, firefighters were often injured. Then he said: "In that case, let's not mention it in advance. What are your plans?"

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, I don’t know how to solve this matter. In the end, Chen Jingzhi smiled bitterly and said: "Thousands of strategies all depend on the situation. There are only a few common methods. Either water and fire, or night attack and back stabbing. It depends on the opponent's insensitivity, otherwise there is no other way." Policy."

Zhang Shun thought to himself, now that he has a cannon in his hand, he is very afraid of birds. If he can't do it, he can just destroy Linjiazhuang. So he ordered a team to be assembled and led Wukong, Wei Congyi, Xiao Qinhu, Chen Jindou and Zhang Shenyan, a total of 400 people, to attack Lin Mingde. Chen Changzhen, Zhang Sanbai, and Zhao Yutou were left to guard here and supervise the construction of artillery armor.

When everyone arrived at Linjiazhuang, they looked up and saw that the terrain was really steep. Linjiazhuang seemed to be sitting among the clouds. Everyone was afraid, but Zhang Shun smiled and said: "The strength of a country lies in virtue and not in danger!"

After hearing this, Zhang Shenyan glanced at him and said, "I think you are also a scholar after all, and you know a lot about the words of saints. 'How can you be a thief when you are a beautiful woman?'"

"Haha, if a beautiful woman doesn't want to be a thief, how can she only become a thief and become a wife who suppresses the village? My fate is up to me. Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, don't bully the young man into poverty!" Zhang Shun laughed loudly. .

Zhang Shenyan was speechless after hearing this. What had happened to this guy? What nonsense was he talking about?

When everyone arrived at Linjiazhuang, Zhang Shun's team had already been seen in Linjiazhuang, so they closed the village gate and stood firm.

Zhang Shun was good at using people, so he sent Wukong out to scold the formation. The monkey walked up to him and shouted loudly: "My good grandson in the village, listen to your grandpa, open the door quickly and welcome back your newly arrived grandpa."

One sentence was like stabbing a hornet's nest. People in Zhuangzi rushed to the arrow tower to retaliate and cursed non-stop. After scolding for a long time, Wukong took out his earwax and said, "Since you don't recognize grandpa, forget it. Then please invite your grandpa into the house for a sip of turtle soup."

The people in the village were confused and reported it to Lin Mingde. Lin Mingde personally climbed up to the arrow tower and saw the enemy in the darkness below. He didn't know where the officers and soldiers came from, so he had to ask nicely: "My lord, we are in a remote area here and there are no turtles. Where can I get the turtle soup for you?" "

"Isn't there a turtle? Grandpa, I walked down the mountain, and they told me that there was a big turtle in the forest. I didn't believe it at first, but when I got here, there was indeed a big turtle!" Wukong said with a smile.

"If there is a turtle, you can cook it yourself. Why do you ask us for it?"

Wukong pointed at the cottage and laughed loudly: "Look at such a big turtle with a shrunken head. Grandpa, if I don't ask for it from you, who can I ask for it from?"

Lin Mingde was furious when he heard this. He was trying to talk to him, but this guy was actually making fun of him, so he ordered him to go out of the city to give him a good look.

After a while, the village door opened wide. When he saw Lin Mingde, he rushed out with a steel gun and a dozen slaves. Zhang Shun didn't expect that this guy would be so careless about scolding him. Before he could prepare, he saw Lin Mingde rushing towards Wukong with a gun.

What a good Wukong, fearless, fighting with his feet and riding, and fought with Lin Mingde. There was only a loud sound of blacksmithing, people and horses passed by each other, and the two fought for a round. At this time, Lin Mingde had already rushed over, but the slave behind him faced Wukong who had just finished fighting.

These foot soldiers have neither martial arts skills nor horses. Are they Wukong's opponents? Immediately, Wukong was like a tiger entering a flock of sheep. He swung the iron rod and the Lin family's servants and lackeys were either dead or maimed and fell to the ground.

Lin Mingde looked back and his eyes were cracked. Although it doesn't matter if these dogs die, they are still my Lin family's dogs. How dare you bully me?

He couldn't help but shouted: "How dare you, thief!" Then he slapped his horse to fight Wukong.

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