Please ask me to be the emperor

Zuo Liangyu, the chief military officer of Changping, saw that Sishui Pass was low and could not help but despise the rebels, so he sent two generals, Zhang Xianbi and Huang Chaoxuan, to lead the Dian camp to attack the city.

These two men were originally assistant generals to Fu Zonglong, the governor of Henan, and led his subordinate camp for him.

It's just that after Fu Zonglong was "dead in battle", these people had no backers, so they were naturally sent to do more dangerous jobs.

Although the two of them looked unhappy, the situation was stronger and they had to act according to the order.

The two led the crowd to the front. Seeing the strange shape of the gate, the front wall couldn't help but smile and said, "What do you think this gate looks like?"

"Like a thorn?" Huang Chaoxuan responded casually.

"It looks more like a water chestnut!" Zhang Xianbi was happy.

Both of them are from Yunnan, and they are quite curious about this kind of thing that grows in the water. After coming to the north, they ate a lot.

"The two corners are water chestnuts, and the four corners are water chestnuts. This time we are going to have a big meal again!" Huang Chaoxuan couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

"I'll lead the troops to crack the horny shells first, and then we'll have a big meal!"

"Okay, I'll raid the formation for you!" Zhang Xianbi said with a smile, "Now that Fu Jun is gone, if we don't join the group to keep warm, I'm afraid we will be bullied in vain!"

Although Huang Chaoxuan is from Yunnan, he looks like a typical northern man. He is tall and strong, and is famous in all camps for his bravery. This is one of the reasons why Zhang Xianbi took the initiative to build a relationship with him.

After the two people had reached an agreement, Huang Chaoxuan got off his horse and asked his soldiers to put on two layers of iron armor for him. Then he waved to Zhang Xianbi and said, "I'll go too!"

"I can't say that if the thief is defeated by me, you won't even be able to get the soup!"

"Then I'll ask for credit for you!" Zhang Xianbi also smiled, "We brothers work together, I don't believe that 'sell-out' guy can take our credit!"

With Zhang Xianbi's guarantee, Huang Chaoxuan was satisfied and led the three hundred elites to slowly move towards the rebel city.

As Huang Chaoxuan approached the "Fernhorn City" in front of him, his field of vision changed. Gradually, he could only see the two corners sticking out of the city and the city gate surrounding it.

From this perspective, this level looks like a crab with its claws open, ready to pinch the enemy in two at any time.

Huang Chaoxuan felt a little uneasy and couldn't help but order: "The first team will go first, the second team will prepare, and the third team will follow me and follow last!"

This was a very common wave attack tactic. Everyone didn't think there was anything wrong, so they divided into three teams according to the order.

The first team gradually approached a stone's throw and then stopped. They looked up at the low city wall in front of them, breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly waved their flags to signal for fire support from the rear.

Not long after, dozens of cannon shots rang out, and the shells pounded forward intensively. It's a pity that these shells either hit the slope in front of the city or passed over the city.

"Straight bitch, these gunners are blind? They can't hit at such close range, so what's the use of them!" Huang Chaoxuan couldn't help but cursed a few words, asked the soldiers to wave the flag, and continued to let the officers and soldiers fire cannons.

The tactics of this era have entered an era of alternation between hot and cold. If you continue to rush in as stupidly and forcefully as in the era of cold weapons, you will be beaten into a "hornet's nest" by the enemy's blunderbuss and artillery.

After waiting for a while, the sound of artillery sounded again. As a result, most of the cannonballs flew over the city, and only a few hit the slope in front of the city wall.

"Zhang Xianbi!" Huang Chaoxuan couldn't help being furious when he saw this. This guy just said something nice, why did he turn around and try to trick me?

Suddenly he was no longer ready to fight, and ordered his soldiers to retreat. He turned around angrily to find the first wall.

When Huang Chaoxuan rushed back, Zhang Xianbi was talking to the gunner with a look of disbelief on his face.

"Zhang Xianbi!" Huang Chaoxuan shouted angrily, "I'm trying to trick you before the fight starts. What do you mean?"

"Brother, please calm down first and let me explain to you!" Zhang Xianbi broke into a cold sweat and hurriedly pulled Huang Chaoxuan and motioned for him to step aside.

"Okay, let me see what you, a birdie, have to say!" Huang Chaoxuan felt strange when he saw his expression, and couldn't help softening his tone.

"Brother, it's really not my fault! If you think I'm going to trick you, I'll have to wait until you get to the city, right?" Zhang Xianbi said with a bitter smile.

"Okay, now you've spoken out what's in your heart, are you confident? Did you sell your butt to that guy?" Huang Chaoxuan couldn't help but became furious after hearing this, and grabbed him to make a move.

"Okay, okay, it's almost done!" Zhang Xianbi pulled Huang Chaoxuan's hand away with all his strength, and then whispered, "This matter is very serious!"

"I asked the soldiers to raise the muzzle too high, and the shells flew over! I asked the soldiers to lower the muzzle, and the shells hit the slope! There is no magic!"

"That's nonsense. We have been fighting hard for so many years with the Fu army, and we haven't seen a single person who survived being hit by swords, guns, and cannons. How can there be any magic?" Huang Chaoxuan stared, not believing it at all.

"What am I trying to coax you to do? I'll let you try it yourself later and you'll know, right?" Zhang Xianbi said with a bitter smile, "Brother, Brother Yu, I don't know whether to say something or not!"

"Say it!" Seeing Zhang Xianbi's attitude, he believed it a little more.

This guy is also a rebellious person. There must be a reason why he is so talkative this time.

"I guess this Ming Dynasty is about to be destroyed!" Zhang Xianbi opened his mouth and said something shocking. Huang Chaoxuan was shocked and turned pale.

"You..." He couldn't help but raise his hand and pointed at Zhang Xianbi tremblingly. He was speechless for a while, "Why did you say that?"

"If you think about it carefully, why? It's obviously a simple city, so why can't the artillery hit it? Is there nothing in it?" Zhang Xianbi reminded.

"Brother, take it easy this time. Don't accidentally kill yourself. It's not worth it!"

"Okay, I get it!" Huang Chaoxuan was silent for a while, then nodded and said, "Although what you said sounds nice, I still have to go over and see why he missed the target!"

"Okay, easy to talk, easy to talk!" Zhang Xianbi nodded, and then pulled Huang Chaoxuan over.

But not long after, Huang Chaoxuan also started to look like Zhang Xianbi, his face turned ugly: He couldn't hit, what the hell is this?

"What do you two mean? General Zuo has an order for you to attack the city as soon as possible. Why are you doing this?" While the two were looking at each other, a messenger suddenly ran over and shouted.

"Okay, I will personally lead the troops to attack the city!" Huang Chaoxuan and Zhang Xianbi looked at each other with a strange smile on their lips, which immediately startled the messenger.

Fortunately, these two people didn't make any unnecessary moves, and instead carried out the orders honestly.

The messenger breathed a sigh of relief and quickly reported back to Changping Commander-in-Chief Zuo Liangyu.

Zuo Liangyu sneered and said nothing!

The situation is stronger than people. Even if you are not satisfied, what can you do?