Please ask me to be the emperor

"How are the preparations for the white helmets and white armors?" Under the dim light, Liang Tingdong, the governor of the three sides, rubbed his brows and asked with a tired and sleepy look.

On the rebel side, Zhang Shun and Hong Chengchou took turns handling daily military affairs, so Zhang Shun's pressure was greatly reduced, and he could even take some time out of his busy schedule to have fun with Gao Guiying. .

As for the officers and soldiers, this will not work. Liang Tingdong, the governor of the three sides, must take care of everything.

And he was older, far less powerful than Zhang Shun in his youth, and he was already exhausted physically and mentally.

"There... there are some white cloths in the camp. White helmets and white armor are not commonly used. How can we prepare everything in a short time?" Ran Tianlin couldn't help but explain with a wry smile after hearing this.

"The white cloth is ready, so be sure to set up the mourning hall for me. We have to make a complete set for the show this time. We must not cut corners and let thieves take a look at the flaws!" Liang Tingdong asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, Fujun, I will make sure that the funeral arrangements are just like the real thing, and I will make sure that the thieves will not see any flaws!" Ran Tianlin hurriedly patted his chest after hearing this and promised.

"Okay, right or wrong is once again a matter of success or failure!" Liang Tingdong nodded and said, "As you know, there is not much food and grass now. If we can't deceive the thieves anymore, I'm afraid we will have to retreat and eat."

"It will be a trivial matter to return without success at that time. I am afraid that the court will blame me, but you and I cannot afford it!"

"Yes, yes, the general knows it!" Ran Tianlin looked like a chicken eating rice, nodding his head repeatedly.

"By the way, where is Ma Xianglin?" Liang Tingdong suddenly remembered something and couldn't help asking quickly.

"For such a big funeral, wouldn't it be missing something if he wasn't here?"

"He...he went to relax!" Ran Tianlin hesitated for a moment and couldn't help but responded respectfully.

"How long has it been, why are you still distracted?" Hearing this, Liang Tingdong couldn't help but hate that iron can't make steel.

Haha, this is not your funeral, don’t you feel bad!

He's such a good living person, he even has to arrange his own funeral, why don't you just relax?

While the two were asking and answering questions, a soldier had already approached and whispered into Liang Tingdong's ear.

Ran Tianlin felt a thump in his heart and thought to himself that it was not good.

He was about to think of a word to fool him, but as expected, Liang Tingdong suddenly raised his eyebrows and shouted sternly: "You guys, please tell the truth to me, where did Ma Xianglin go?"

"You...don't you know everything?" Ran Tianlin couldn't help but responded cautiously.

"I want to hear you tell me carefully!" Liang Tingdong said angrily.

Uh...okay!

His arms couldn't hold his thighs, so Ran Tianlin had no choice but to "betray" Ma Xianglin and said: "Not long after the war ended today, a soldier came to report that he met a woman who called herself Ma. She dispersed the patrol and went to the thief camp."

"Ma Xianglin heard from somewhere that the wife of the thief was named Ma, so he brought five hundred cavalry to prepare to surround the woman."

"He keeps claiming that since the treasonous thief slept with his mother-in-law, he will also sleep with the treasonous thief's mother-in-law!"

Before Ran Tianlin finished speaking, Liang Tingdong, the governor of the three sides, was angry.

"Look at his little potential, he is just a woman, and he is not his biological wife... Ahem, what is his biological daughter worth?" Liang Tingdong cursed, hating the iron.

"You want to know what this is? There are some shameless people who are not ashamed to entrust their wives and daughters in order to gain promotion."

"Think about it, mother and daughter! Tsk tsk..."

No, of course I can understand the ethical relationship between this. What do you mean by specifically emphasizing one side?

"Okay, no more words!" Liang Tingdong shook his head and arranged, "It is too dangerous for Ma Xianglin to leave the camp with only 500 horses."

"If the thief turns around and is deceived, I still hope that he will catch the thief off guard. You go pick out five hundred more riders and find him as soon as possible."

"Uh... I, a chieftain, climb mountains and wade in rivers, just to do other things. If I try to show off my bravery on horseback, that's not what I am good at." Ran Tianlin couldn't help but said with a look of embarrassment on his face.

Ma Xianglin, a sentimental man, is too dangerous to lead five hundred cavalry, but if I lead five hundred cavalry out of camp, everything will be safe?

"What do you mean?" Liang Tingdong, the governor of the three sides, frowned.

"It's just that people are poor and have short ambitions, and they can't afford cavalry!" Ran Tianlin said shamefully.

"Then how many cavalry do you have on hand?" Liang Tingdong was almost angry to death.

"Two two hundred!" Ran Tianlin stretched out two fingers and said.

"Then you take two hundred. Forget it, you can choose a thousand infantry to go find him!" Liang Tingdong also felt that it was a bit outrageous to ask him to lead two hundred cavalry, so he couldn't help changing his words.

"General, take your orders!" Seeing that Liang Tingdong, the governor of the three sides, had finished speaking, Ran Tianlin withdrew knowingly, and then arranged for people to attend to the funeral, while he went to look for Ma Xianglin with a thousand infantry.

In fact, Ran Tianlin already knew where Ma Xianglin was and was not worried about his safety at all.

Just kidding, he is a man who can take the head of an enemy general among thousands of troops. Who can defeat him?

Even if he encounters an army of thieves, won't he still be able to escape after being beaten?

So Ran Tianlin was not in a hurry at all, and even deliberately slowed down the pace of the infantry in order to give Ma Xianglin enough time to come out happily.

Everyone lit up lanterns and torches and walked for a long time. Suddenly, the outpost returned to report: "Commander, there is the sound of horse hooves ahead."

"Line up and prepare for the enemy!" Ran Tianlin gave the order casually, and at the same time smiled nonchalantly, "Don't worry, it must be my brother from the Ma family who is back."

"I heard that he has always been brave, but I didn't expect him to be so fast. It was all in vain. I deliberately gave him so much time!"

As soon as Ran Tianlin finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter.

Not long after, after passing the outpost to verify their identity, a group of cavalry came over in a hurry.

"Where are the Ma brothers? Ran came to pick you up. I hope I didn't disturb you." Ran Tianlin asked with a smile.

As a result, before Ran Tianlin finished speaking, he saw the cavalryman in front of him crying and saying: "Commander, come over quickly and take a look, my comfort envoy is dying!"

"What?" Ran Tianlin was shocked. He quickly got off his horse and took a closer look. Surrounded by people, he saw that Ma Xianglin was lying there with a pale face, and he could only breathe in but not out.

"Brother Ma family, what's wrong with you?" Ran Tianlin couldn't help being shocked, and quickly leaned down and asked.

"Smelly bitch." Ma Xianglin trembled his lips, trying to say something, but he felt a pain in his chest and almost fainted.

"Brothers of the Ma family, brothers of the Ma family!" Ran Tianlin shouted a few more times, and then he realized that the rags bandaging Ma Xianglin's chest had already been soaked with blood.

It turned out that Ma Yingniang's shot hit Ma Xianglin's chest just because of the barrier of the armor. In fact, the shot was not fatal.

But the huge impact of the lead bullet made Ma Xianglin feel tight in his chest.

Ma Yingniang took this opportunity, patted her horse and rushed forward.

It was fitting that Ma Xianglin's life would end at this point. Ma Yingniang's shot was so fatal that it just hit the gap in the armor that had been deformed by the lead bullet, and penetrated seven or eight inches at once.

As a woman, Ma Yingniang was very skilled in martial arts, but weak in strength.

Since the last time she rescued Zhang Shun, she had found that it was often impossible to pierce the enemy's armor.

So, before leaving this time, she specially asked a craftsman to make a "four-sided transparent awl" for herself.

This thing is used as a gun tip, just like a four-edged bayonet without a blood groove. Its tip is made of strengthened fine steel.

Even if it is used to pierce a piece of armor, there is a certain chance of piercing it, let alone this time it penetrates into Ma Xianglin's armor seam. How can it be spared?

Ran Tianlin saw that Ma Xianglin had lost too much blood and was dead.

He couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head: "For people like us, what kind of women have never played with each other? Why are you bothering?"

"I'm not willing to give in, I'm not willing to give in!" Hearing the sound, Ma Xianglin couldn't help but use up all his strength, shouted twice, and then died.

Well, this funeral is really unlucky. I just said, how can there be any reason to hold a funeral for a living person?

Now everything is ready-made, which saves me a lot of effort!