Please don't force me to be a god.

Everyone looked back and saw that it was Tienan who was digging out the sand stained with the blood of the water monster.

Since he couldn't find a sandbag in a hurry, Tienan simply took off his coat and wrapped it up directly.

Not only that, Zhang Tian had just subdued the water monster in the delta, and a lot of scales fell off.

Now all of them are gone.

Obviously, while everyone was bidding farewell to General Yu Jiangzhou, Tienan quietly went to pick up all of them by himself.

Xu Wen was very anxious. Isn't this my operation?

He rushed over and said, "Brother Tienan, leave some for me."

Tienan showed an "honest and simple" smile, and laughed: "Xu Xiucai, you said that whoever picks it up will have the immortal fate, and it can't be forced."

"Oh..." Xu Wen and Zhuo Ping were heartbroken.

Dragon scales, that's a good thing.

Just now, everyone was just busy testing the seal and didn't think of this.

Xu Wen and Zhuo Ping searched around the delta, but found nothing, just like Niu Er and others who had attacked the cliff before.

Xu Wen could not help but stare at the water monster, thinking to himself, it has scales all over its body, so if I pull off a few more pieces, it should be possible, right?

The water monster seemed to sense Xu Wen's intention, and moved its four short legs to Zhang Tian's feet, indicating that it was him who subdued it, so don't mess around!

Zhang Tian ignored Xu Wen's wailing and led everyone back to the cruise ship.

The water monster swam in the river, never leaving the cruise ship.

The boatman and several boatmen were so scared that they were trembling with fear, and they no longer dared to shout "Hey Yo Hey Yo".

They were afraid that shouting too loudly would anger the dragon in the river and disturb the immortals on the boat.

When he got on the boat, he saw Tiedong holding a knife and never leaving Su'er. Zhang Tian was relieved and said, "You did a good job."

Then he turned around, his face was stern, and he shouted to Xu Wen, "Kneel down!"

"Master?"

"Kneel down!"

Xu Wen knelt down reluctantly and asked, "Master, what did I do wrong?"

Zhang Tian said angrily, "Don't you know what you did wrong?"

"Let me ask you, why did you stay in the river when I asked you to take Su'er ashore just now?"

This time, Zhang Tian was really angry.

Xu Wen has always been very unserious about ghosts and gods, always thinking about it and talking nonsense.

However, Zhang Tian thought that he was also playing tricks, and Xu Wen was mostly guiding people to do good, so he let it go.

Unexpectedly, in such a dangerous situation just now, he dared not listen to him and let the people on the cruise ship stay in the river.

There were still melon seeds and fruit peels that had not been cleaned up on the deck, and it was obvious that he was very happy to see it.

If the water monster rushed over here, just like it rushed onto the navy warship, Zhang Tian didn't know how many people on the cruise ship would survive.

Xu Wen said: "Master, you have great magical powers, and that little dragon is naturally no match for you."

"Stop flattering!" Zhang Tian said angrily, "What does it have to do with you that it is not my opponent? Didn't you see how many navy soldiers were killed and injured?"

"When I was riding on its back, if it rushed towards the ship, how many of you would survive?"

Relying on the equipment of later generations, Zhang Tian was more than enough to protect himself, but it was impossible to protect everyone around him.

If Xu Wen continued to act recklessly like this in the future, and even encouraged people around him to stay where they were and eat melons, something big would happen sooner or later!

Xu Wen stammered, "Master, nothing happened. Just as I expected, you subdued the dragon..."

Zhang Tian was even more angry: "You still don't repent?! You are the only one who has foresight, right? Give it to me!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, and someone handed him a big knife.

Zhang Tian saw that I was going to teach my disciple a lesson, not to chop him.

He said unhappily, "Change it."

He stretched out his hand again, and the big knife was replaced with a scabbard.

He instinctively wanted to hit his head, but the scabbard was wide and hard, and he was afraid that his head would be broken and bloody if he hit it.

He had to turn his hand and hit Xu Wen on the shoulder.

"Pa!"

"Do you know you are wrong?!"

Xu Wen's face hurt, and he had to say: "Disciple knows I am wrong, and I will definitely obey the orders of the immortal master in the future."

"Then do you know what is wrong?"

Xu Wen said aggrievedly: "In the future, if the immortal master does not let us watch how to subdue demons and monsters, the disciple will run away."

"You..." Zhang Tian was so angry that he was about to explode, and slapped Xu Wen's shoulder with the scabbard a few more times.

Although Xu Wen felt pain, his expression did not change much.

Zhang Tian glanced at the people around him and saw that their expressions were the same.

I just think that there may be some taboos for the immortal to subdue demons and monsters, but I don't think it is a safety issue.

Zhang Tian sighed.

They think too highly of themselves, always thinking that they are omnipotent. If I don't find a way to guide them, they will die in the future without knowing how.

Now that they have played tricks to this extent, Zhang Tian can't say that he is not an immortal, anyway, no one will believe him.After a moment of hesitation, Zhang Tian said, "I'll tell you a story, please listen carefully."

"Once upon a time, there was a man who believed in God and did good deeds all his life."

"One day, a sudden flood trapped him on the roof with nowhere to escape. But he was not afraid and believed that God would come to save him."

"At first, someone threw a rope from the shore to pull him ashore. He said: I won't go, God will come to save me."

"The second time, a small boat came and someone asked him to get on the boat. He said: I won't go, God will come to save me."

"The third time, a helicopter... cough... a big bird came to take him away. He said: I won't go, God will come to save me."

"In the end, this man drowned."

"Because he did good deeds all his life, his soul was able to ascend to heaven and see God."

"He asked: God, I have been good all my life, pious, Sincerely believe in you, why didn't you come to save me? "

"God said: I asked the rope, the boat, and the big bird to save you, but you refused them all. Now you are dead, blame me?"

After that, Zhang Tian asked: "What do you understand from this story?"

Xu Wen listened quietly at first, and after listening, his eyes turned red, and he fell to the ground and cried: "Disciple is ashamed, I can't understand the immortal master's painstaking efforts."

"The immortal master asked us to go ashore to let us avoid the source of disaster."

"But we are like the foolish people in the story, thinking that the immortal master will come to save us and refuse to leave. But we don't know that the immortal master has repeatedly reminded us."

"The immortal master has to fight the dragon, and he also has to worry about the safety of his disciples."

"Disciple is unworthy, and I have failed the immortal master's painstaking efforts..."

Zhuo Ping, Tiedong, Tienan and others, after hearing Xu Wen's words, "suddenly realized" and knelt down one after another.

"We are ashamed that we cannot understand the painstaking efforts of the immortal."

Zhang Tian said: "It's good to know that you are wrong."

"In the future, if you encounter danger or find dangerous signals, you should avoid it immediately. This may be a revelation from heaven to you. Don't stay still."

"Yes!!"

The boatmen were so scared when they saw that everyone was kneeling in front of the "immortal" that they stopped rocking the boat and knelt down in a proper manner.

Even Su'er wanted to kneel down in a daze.

Zhang Tian picked up Su'er and pulled up Tiedong, saying: "Su'er, you didn't do anything wrong, you don't need to kneel like him."

"Yes, yes, I know I was wrong, I am ashamed..."

Xu Wen burst into tears and wanted to hug Zhang Tian's thigh again.

Zhang Tian kicked him away angrily and said, "From today on, you must study hard and prepare for the exam. Don't think about those messy things anymore."

Xu Wen hung his head and said, "To be honest with you, Master, I am a dull disciple. I went to Lin'an just to accompany you, but I don't expect to pass the imperial examination."

Zhang Tian said, "How do you know if you don't try?"

Xu Wen said, "I know myself. I am just a middle-class person in Xiangyang, let alone the national imperial examination."

Zhang Tian sighed and said, " What can you do if you are born in this era? Studying and passing the imperial examination is the only way out. "

"Unlike my era, all roads lead to success... cough... everyone can become a talent."

"You are still young, don't give up, don't complain, concentrate on studying hard, there is still a chance."

Xu Wen said: "Even if I can pass the imperial examination, I don't want to be in the ups and downs of officialdom, I am willing to follow the immortal master to practice."

Hearing this, Zhuo Ping, Tiedong, Tienan and others nodded secretly. This is right. Why do you want to be an official when you can practice immortality?

Zhang Tian said: "Don't dream about becoming an immortal, just focus on the present."

"If you really can't pass the exam, you have to wait until you are 30 years old before you can explore other things."

Zhang Tian knew what they were thinking, but the problem was that he was not an immortal.

There are many cultivation methods published in later generations in the database, such as yoga, qigong, Taoist Xiao Zhoutian Gong, Da Zhoutian Gong, and various true and false cultivation meditation methods.

However, after countless people's verification, it can only strengthen the body at most, and it can't even win an Olympic trophy, let alone expect any superhuman abilities.

Zhang Tian doesn't want Xu Wen to waste his entire life on the illusory cultivation of immortals because of this fantasy.

If you really want to cultivate, it can only be used as a fitness method.

In this era, the real foundation of life is to pass the imperial examination.

If you don't have the identity of a juren, even if you learn the theoretical knowledge of later generations, many things cannot be implemented, and it is only a person's pleasure after all.

Only if you pass the imperial examination, whether you are an official or a civilian, you can have a lot more room to maneuver.

In public and private, it is a threshold that must be crossed.

Zhuo Ping, who was kneeling beside him, asked: "May I ask the superiors?Which era did the immortals come from? Could it be the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period? "

Xu Wen came back to his senses immediately: "Yes, yes, the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period was a time of great contention, with hundreds of schools of thought contending and countless predecessors born, and there was no need for imperial examinations. It is exactly what the immortal master said: all avenues can lead to success!"

Zhuo Ping bowed and said: "Since I met the immortal, I have never heard of the title of the immortal? Can the immortal grant me the title so that we can remember it in our hearts?"