Please let go, I am not your boyfriend

Lu Li shook his head slowly, “Are you willing to keep deceiving yourself like this? Lu Xun said that the greatest tragedy for a person is to deceive himself…”

Before the words fell, two crisp voices sounded at the same time:

“We are willing”*2

Lin Xiaowan and Nan Jinping nodded wildly.

“…” Lu Li was silent and said, “Sent from! Group, stay!” Stay*9: 8#02!0;5&8/5\6.

The great writer Lu Xun once said, don’t be silent, say; send from! group, stay! Stay*9: broke out in 8#02!0;5&8/5\6, just in silence, said; sent from! group, stay! Stay*9: perish in 8#02!0;5&8/5\6.

so,Lu Li exploded.

“You two, I just said everything for nothing, right!!!” Lu Li said angrily, patting the table.

“However, Lu Xun also said that if a person is willing to lie to you for the rest of his life, wouldn’t that become true?” Lin Xiaowan said quietly.

“That’s right, as long as you’re by our side, it’s fine.” Nan Jinping nodded.

Land from:”…”

He felt that the two women were hopeless.

Forget it, I’m tired, let’s destroy it.

I simply let these two women run around overnight with a knife in one hand…

Ok?

Two women?

Yes indeed.

Lu Li tapped lightly on the table with his fingers, and said calmly, “Okay, let’s not talk about this for now. I can only say that as long as you place an order, I will definitely refuse. Let’s talk about the next question.”

Listening to Lu Li’s calm voice, Lin Xiaowan and Nan Jinping felt bad feelings in their hearts.

The two of them looked at each other quietly, and then they clasped their hands tightly, comforting each other.

“I don’t care what you guys think.” Lu Li raised his head and looked at the two women, “I was born here, grew up here, and will eventually grow old here. I will never leave this land that I love deeply and deeply I love my land, and I will never immigrate to those uncivilized wild lands.”

Nan Jinping and Lin Xiaowan nodded at the same time, “We don’t immigrate either. There is no better country on this planet than here.”

“That’s good.” Lu Li nodded. This is what he was waiting for, “And Article 1049 of the “Civil Code” clearly stipulates that I can only have one wife. And I only want to have a girlfriend , a wife.”

“Wow, Lu Li, you actually know the law?” Nan Jinping’s eyes changed to the shape of a heart again.

Lin Xiaowan: …

She looked at Nan Jinping with more complicated eyes.

This girl was pretending to look stupid before, right?

I’m that silly Baitian, right?

Otherwise, why do you always use seemingly nonsensical words to perfectly resolve Lu Li’s problems?

Ok?

Wait.

Why are your hands sticky?

Lin Xiaowan looked out of the corner of her eye, and at some point the color of the sofa had become darker, as if it had been soaked in water.

The corners of her mouth twitched as she looked at Nan Jinping’s rosy face and legs that seemed to have nowhere to rest.

This girl can’t be…

“Is this the point!!” Lu Li’s voice suddenly increased.

This car princess is endless, right? !

“Oh→↘” Nan Jinping lowered his head like a child who did something wrong.

Lu Li took a few deep breaths, “What I said just now is serious. Maybe you can treat me as a scumbag… Forget it, I’m just a scumbag!”

“Lu Xun said that a drunk person would never say that he was drunk.” Lin Xiaowan’s voice was a bit sad, “The same is true, a real scumbag will never say that he is a scumbag. Moreover, If you are really a scumbag, things will be much simpler. For example, I should now be on your arm with Nan Jinping on the left and on the right. ”

“Don’t think about resting my arm! It’s numb! No! Is this the point!” Lu Li felt that the two women really couldn’t communicate, “I think what I said is clear enough!”

Nan Jinping raised his head, twisted his thigh restlessly and said, “But we have already discussed it before we came.”

“Huh?” Lu Li raised his head and looked at Nan Jinping.

What does it mean?

No, you’ve only known each other for three days!

Three days!

Just say it? ? ?

Lin Xiaowan also looked at Nan Jinping with some doubts.

Nan Jinping finally stopped pretending?

No, she shouldn’t.

Then what did you say?

“One, three, five, you are sister Lin’s boyfriend, and two, four, and six are my boyfriend.” Nan Jinping said while pulling his fingers, “Then on Sunday we will guess who is your girlfriend. I thought If you like it, we are both your girlfriends on Sunday, but you don’t seem to like it very much…”

“I’m meow…” Lu Li’s voice was full of anger, “Have you considered my feelings!!”

“I’ve thought about it.” Nan Jinping nodded, then gently opened his collar, and pulled out a bunch of things from his clothes as if by magic, “Look, this is Liuwei Dihuang Wan, this is Zhibai Dihuang Pills, this is Gouqi Dihuang Pills, this is Guifu Dihuang Pills, this is Yougui Pills, this is Zinc Gluconate Oral Solution, this is Fitness Manual, this is Massage Manual, this is Fitness Ring… ”

Land from:……

You two are his meow’s Tinker Bell, right? !

Lin Xiaowan took out a handkerchief and let it go, Nan Jinping, can you tell me where this pile of things came from? !

Is it a crack in another dimension? ? ?

“Did I mean that!! Ah!! Is that what I meant!!” Lu Li slapped the table loudly while talking.

“Then…” Nan Jinping’s neck turned red.

Lu Li groaned inwardly. It was too late by the time he wanted to stop it.

“Then… You said before that if you don’t want to claim to be the next, you can call yourself the top… Also, aren’t you afraid that the fate is not right… The fate that has gone down the path is also the fate…” Nan After Jinping finished speaking, he took Lin Xiaowan’s hand, “Really, Sister Lin?”

Lin Xiaowan nodded numbly.

She was already puffing up for Nan Jinping.palm.

This girl is simply a genius!

Compared with her, I am that silly and sweet!

“That’s good!!” Lu Li’s expression became a little grim. “I’m asking you, what about getting married?? Who will I marry?? Divorce has a cooling-off period of half a year!”

The voices of the two women sounded in unison again.

Nan Jinping: “You marry Sister Lin! I don’t want a title!”

Lin Xiaowan: “You marry Jinping! Just leave me a child!”

“I…” Lu Li’s body hit the sofa heavily.

This card can’t be dealt with, right?

Lin Xiaowan and Nan Jinping looked at each other, then smiled knowingly, and made “yeah” at the same time.

Then Nan Jinping’s eyes became heart-shaped again.