Please let go, I am not your boyfriend

(Revised) Lu Li sighed, “These are not important anymore”

“What on earth are you two trying to do?” Lu Li said faintly as he collapsed on the sofa.

“You.” The heart shape in Nan Jinping’s eyes disappeared in an instant, and her eyelashes kept jumping, “Lu Li, I thought you knew about it a long time ago, but you didn’t. That’s easy.”

After finishing speaking, Nan Jinping stretched out his hand to the zipper.

Lu Li stared blankly at Nan Jinping’s movements, and groped on the sofa with his right hand feebly.

He grabbed some clothes, which were too light, and seemed to have a silky touch.

Lu Li didn’t even look at it, he was powerless and threw the thing he was holding on to Nan Jinping, “Be careful…”

The light lace fluttered in the air, and then slowly fell onto Nan Jinping’s face. Look at covering Nan Jinping’s nose.

Nan Jinping’s movements were interrupted. She picked up the thing covering her face, stretched her hands in front of her, compared them, then turned her face over, and was about to put it on her head.

“Can you tell me why there is such a thing!!!” Lu Li broke away from the embrace of the sofa in an instant, and asked while holding the table with both hands, gnashing his teeth.

“I took it off just now.” Nan Jinping’s eyelashes were jumping.

“…” Lu Li glanced at the sofa where Nan Jinping was sitting.

The color is obviously darker than the surrounding area.

“I’m really…” Lu Li patted the table with his palm, “Nan Jinping, I didn’t make it clear just now, did I!! Can you focus on yourself!”

“But you are my boyfriend?” Nan Jinping looked innocent.

“When did I, meow, become your boyfriend! Didn’t I say, it’s a deal! A deal!! And the time we spend together is only one day!!” Lu Li almost jumped up.

How come Princess Che doesn’t like oil and salt? !

“Ah, I understand.” Nan Jinping’s eyes lit up, “So Lu Li, you think we’re too distant, don’t you?”

“Yes…” Lu Li heaved a long sigh, and finally managed to make this girl understand.

“That’s easier!” Nan Jinping started to zip again.

It’s just that for some reason, her hands seem to have lost some strength.

It should be…slightly dehydrated, right? (This refers to the fact that Nan Jinping has not drank any water since he arrived at Lu Li’s house.)

“Tell me what this has to do with your zipper!” Lu Li was dumbfounded.

“Affinity and estrangement will be different in the future, and we will definitely be together with you from now on.” Nan Jinping looked at Lu Li puzzled, his slender eyelashes seemed to be jumping for too long, and he was a little tired.

“What does this have to do with your greediness!”

“In the future!” Nan Jinping said innocently, “Is there a problem?”

“You won’t give up until you’re ready to tear up an entire dictionary, right?”

“Lu Lili, I’m sleepy. I want to hug and sleep…” Nan Jinping opened his arms to Lu Li and stretched out his hands. (Open arms here are adjectives, really are adjectives!)

Lin Xiaowan was numb.

Now she feels that all of Nan Jinping’s previous performances were fake.

This is not natural at all!

How can someone be so naive as this!

Every sentence seemed innocent, but it blocked Lu Li’s rebuttal just right.

and…

Is this Princess Che really going too far?

How do I think about this sentence in the future!

Seeing Nan Jinping’s eyelashes that had gradually settled down, Lu Li heaved a long sigh.

It’s a good thing that he meow is better than himself!

Sure enough, there was no way to communicate with these two women at all!

“I think so.” There was a trace of helplessness in Lu Li’s calm voice, “There is something wrong with the motives of the two of you. This is not love at all.”

“Where…is there…ask…” Nan Jinping’s eyelids have slowly sunk, “We just want motivation…”

Before she finished speaking, Nan Jinping’s eyes had completely turned into heart shapes.

Her head tilted, her tongue stuck out from her mouth, and she fell down on the sofa.

Lu Li’s words froze immediately, and he glanced at Nan Jinping sullenly.

When he saw the sofa under Nan Jinping, he frowned slightly. After thinking for a moment, he stood up and walked to Nan Jinping’s side, and carried her to the imperial concubine’s bed on the other side.

The faint scent of milk mixed with the sweet and slightly moist smell of the sea breeze lingered at the tip of Lu Li’s nose.

“There is some misunderstanding between us.” Lu Li put down Nan Jinping, sighed, and said to Lin Xiaowan, “However, these are not important anymore.”

“What do you mean…” Lin Xiaowan raised her hand with difficulty, but quickly put it down again, “What did you do…”

“All love at first sight in the world comes from the sight of sex.” Lu Li looked at Lin Xiaowan and said, “But, student Lin Xiaowan, do you think that love is only based on the sight of sex?”

“Ji Ping didn’t talk about it just now… Intimacy and estrangement will be different in the future…” Lin Xiaowan twisted her crotch, and the pain kept her awake.

“…This stalk is going to be hard to get over, right!” Lu Li’s planned rhetoric was interrupted.

Lin Xiaowan blinked her eyes and looked at Lu Li. She also wanted to imitate Nan Jinping and say something nasty, but she couldn’t say it.

So she could only change the subject: “What did you do…”

“In that Gu soup, I added some sleep aids. Don’t worry, it’s not sleeping pills.” Lu Li smiled, “I guess you’re all tired these days, after all, it’s quite troublesome to find out here.”

“You don’t talk about martial arts…” Lin Xiaowan tried her best to hold her eyelids.

“Heh, do you think you two are talking about martial arts?” Lu Li was furious.

But no matter what, in the end, he still won.

“The key to the room is here.” Lu Li took out a bunch of keys from his pocket and put them on the table, “I also saw it just now, you two are most likely to stay here and not leave. That’s right here Let’s stay for a while. Also, Lin Xiaowan, remember to clean up the room for me, so it’s not as messy as the hotel you were in back then. Oh, by the way, remember to wash the sofa cushions too.”

“Are you leaving again…” Lin Xiaowan became more and more sleepy.

“Well, I think I’ll let you all be quiet for a while, and we’ll talk about it when there’s no more dopamine in your mind.” Lu Li nodded.

“Go out to take orders, right…”

Lu Li looked at Lin Xiaowan who stretched out his hands to him with the last strength, shook his head slightly, went to hug her and put her on the other side of the sofa, “Go to sleep. You are too impulsive now. After a week of quiet, we will Let’s talk again.”

“Another vixen is here to seduce you…” Lin Xiaowan lay quietly on the sofa without any struggle.

“The air conditioner in the room has a constant temperature, so you don’t have to worry about catching cold. You can use everything else, and if it breaks, just buy a new one. Oh, of course, you pay for it.” Lu Li said lightly.

“I hope you and Nan Jinping will think about it during this time.” Lu Li looked at Lin Xiaowan seriously, “What exactly do you want? Is it simply because I am more handsome? Is it money? Or temperament?”

Lin Xiaowan nodded with difficulty.

Lu Li: “…I think you guys should meet someone similar to me…”

Lin Xiaowan struggled and shook her head. She reached out to Lu Li beside her, as if she wanted to grab his collar.

However, after all, he lost his strength.

Her eyes were closed.

The sound of quiet breathing resounded in the hall.

Lu Li looked at the two who had fallen asleep, and heaved a long sigh of relief.

Lu Xun once said that the biggest difference between humans and machines is that humans can think. (This is adapted from the famous quote in Pascal’s “Thoughts” by the philosopher: man.is.a.reed.that.thinks, that is: man is a reed that can think.)

He always felt that things like pile drivers should be used on construction sites since they were invented.

What’s more, even if it is a pile driver, the piles have to be selected and inserted in advance!

Pooh.

Was it infected by Nan Jinping?

Lu Li shook his head with a smile. His eyes towards Nan Jinping were soft.

It is a lie to say that there is no response.

South Jinping really highlights a Tongguan Road with mountains and rivers gathered together, waves like anger, and mountains and rivers inside and outside.

However, it may not necessarily be obvious to say that the heart is moved.

Although all the love at first sight in the world comes from the desire to see sex, but love is not just love at first sight.

Forget it, when I come back, I should be fine…

perhaps?

Lu Li smiled and shook his head, then gently closed the door and left.

“Volume 1: Intimacy and Separation Will Die in the Future”, end.

“Volume Two: I Heard That Love Has Came” starts now.

ps: Oh, by the way, almost all of this