Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"Second brother, is this really okay for us? Everyone is fighting hard, we..."

"Oh, brother Nezha, don't worry, don't you see that my uncle is sitting still and not moving?"

"But……"

"Okay, brother Nezha, don't think so much. It's a taboo for immortals to get involved in the mortal world. Besides, how can bullying a few mortals highlight the power of our fear? If someone wants to do it for us, let's rest.

"

"What the second brother said makes sense, so just follow what the second brother said."

"Yeah, but brother Nezha, if you are really itchy, you can give Huang Shuai a little help later, but you have to be careful and don't overwhelm the guest."

…

Yang Jian and Nezha communicated on certain issues.

and successfully reached an agreement.

Nezha received Yang Jian's instructions and saw that Huang Feihu was unable to defeat Deng Jiugong for a long time, so he secretly attacked Qiankun Circle and used one percent of his strength.

——Hit Deng Jiugong right on his left arm.

The belt was broken and the skin was opened, and he almost fell off the horse.

When Zhou Bing saw Deng Jiugong being seriously injured by Nezha, he shouted and rushed over to kill him.

At this time, Zhao Sheng, who was fighting Tai Dian, opened his mouth and spit out several feet of fire. Tai Dian was badly burned and almost fell off his horse.

Both sides suffered losses and withdrew their troops.

…

Deng Jiugong was defeated and entered the camp.

The screams don't stop, the pain is unbearable, and I feel restless day and night.

When Shen Gongbao entered the city and returned to the Prime Minister's Mansion, he saw that Tai Dian was injured and ordered him to be nursed back to health.

(PS Shen Gongbao: I really didn’t expect that Tai Dian was so useless that he was so injured by Zhao Sheng’s fire. But this is exactly the ending I want. It would be meaningless if Xiqi crushed it unilaterally.

.)

He also said that Deng Jiugong saw this for a while.

I was very depressed in the camp.

When Deng Chanyu saw him, he asked his father: "My father is a commander-in-chief who fights for the west. He should understand that victory and defeat are common in military affairs. Even if you are slightly inferior today, you will win tomorrow. Why are you so sluggish?"

Deng Jiugong said: "Daughter, you don't know something. This Xiqi must not be underestimated. Zhang Guifang, Wen Lao Taishi and others all died in Xiqi. When I saw the formation today, I also saw that there were many capable people around Jiang Shang.

Sir, I'm afraid..."

There is no better way to know your father than your daughter.

As soon as Deng Jiugong said these words, Deng Chanyu understood very well. She laughed and said on the spot: "In that case, dad will take care of himself until the girl avenges her father tomorrow."

Although she is a girl, she also studied under famous teachers when she was young and is very capable.

Deng Jiugong knew what his daughter was capable of, so he was relieved at the moment and just warned: "My son needs to be careful."

"My daughter can take care of herself."

…

The next day.

Deng Chanyu followed his troops and went to the city to ask for a fight.

At that time, Shen Gongbao was sitting in Yin'an Hall, discussing matters with the generals.

Suddenly I heard a report saying: "There is a female general in Chengtang camp who wants to fight."

Shen Gongbao immediately pondered.

After being speechless for a long time, King Wu Cheng said with a smile: "The Prime Minister has not been worried about a thousand battles. Now that I heard about a female general, why did he hesitate to make a decision?"

Shen Gongbao rolled his eyes at him and thought: "You, King Wu Cheng, are also experienced martial arts masters, but you don't even understand this."

But he still patiently explained: "King Wu Cheng, you need to know that there are three taboos in using troops: Taoists, Tuotou, and women."

"If these three types of people appear on the battlefield, they are not hereditary, but must have evil skills. If they use evil skills, the soldiers may not be careful and be accidentally injured, which will be deeply harmful."

The implication is: There is a female general on the opposite side, and she is definitely not a simple thing. I am afraid that you do not know how powerful the opponent is and will be hurt by her.

This is not difficult to understand.

Everyone present could understand it.

Precisely because I understood, the atmosphere fell silent for a while.

No general was willing to try the female general's skills first.

At this time, Nezha stood up and asked for orders: "Uncle Master, why don't we let the disciples try her skills?"

(PS Nezha: Ouch? Female general? Then I must see it first. If she is indeed a capable person, I would like to teach her the Tao of fear and let her become a female teacher.)

Shen Gongbao heard Nezha's request for life.

After thinking for a while, he agreed, but just warned: "Be careful!"

But I was thinking:

If someone else is sent out, without knowing what Deng Chanyu's abilities are, it would be bad if the damage is done somewhere.

As for Nezha... at least he is very strong. Even if he is tricked by the other party, there is still no problem in leaving.

(Ps Shen Gongbao: Well, Nezha is good for testing the waters.)

Nezha looked excited.

Get on the hot wheel and get out of the city.

A female general is approaching on horseback from afar.

I saw only a red bun with a phoenix bun and an embroidered belt with buckles showing Xiaoxiang.

A red lotus petal carries a precious stirrup, which makes the golden lotus appear narrower; two bays of green and green are covered with autumn waves, making the jade slip more and more heavy.

She is charming and graceful, lazily picking up a needle and pointing a wheel knife; her jade-green hands are lazily leaning on the dressing table and riding a bad horse.

Exactly:

The armor is unparalleled and the appearance is amazing, and the shy and graceful one is even more beautiful!

Just because he fell into the mortal world by mistake, he got married first!

…

"This female general...is not a simple person!"

When Nezha saw this person, he immediately made a judgment.

However, he wanted to see this person's true ability, so he immediately raised his spear and shouted: "That female general, wait a minute!"

Deng Chanyu didn't recognize Nezha, so when she saw a young man with pink and jade carvings, he stood on his horse and asked, "Who is coming?"

"I am Nezha, who serves under Prime Minister Jiang."

Nezha vaguely felt that although this woman did not have the cultivation of immortality, there seemed to be something about her that could threaten him. In order to force her to use her true power, he deliberately said:

"It's you, you are a disabled woman, how can you dare to show courage in front of the battle?"

"What's more, you are a weak girl who doesn't abide by your family discipline and shows up in public. You really don't know how to be ashamed... I don't expect you to be able to escape from my hands even if you know some military skills. If you don't return to the camp, another famous general will come out?

"

When Deng Chanyu heard Nezha's name, she knew that this was the person who injured her father yesterday. When she heard Nezha's words, her heart suddenly felt like a raging fire.

Gritting his teeth and blushing, he gritted his silver teeth and shouted: "You are the enemy of my father who hurt me, and you will receive my sword today!"

He stood on his horse and used his two swords to get it.

Nezha is unhurried and unhurried.

If there is a fire-pointed spear, the knife cannot fall down no matter what.

Nezha smiled slightly and pushed outward slightly.

Deng Chanyu felt the tiger's mouth was numb, her arms were trembling, and she almost couldn't hold the handle of the knife. She had to turn over and jump down, and took a few steps back to stabilize the horse.

Mounting the horse again, Nezha smiled and said, "I know you still have some means, use them now, and don't say I won't give you a chance in the future."

After hearing this, Deng Chanyu became even more annoyed.

I thought to myself: "Father is really right. There are really many strange people in Xiqi. Even a child can have such strength. I can't hold back any more."

Thinking like this, Deng Chanyu turned his horse around, covered his sword and drove away. At the same time, he shouted: "What a Nezha, I am not as good as you!"

Nezha:???

This wave immediately confused him.

What the hell?

This script is wrong. You should show me your real skills instead. Why...?

"Deng Chanyu please leave!"

In the flash of lightning, Nezha chose to catch up.

But he refused to give up the opportunity to see Deng Chanyu's true ability, thinking: "You want to leave and I won't let you go, forcing you to a desperate situation. You should finally show your true ability..."

It's too late to reach the place where three or five shots were fired.

Suddenly Deng Chanyu twisted her neck and turned her head. Nezha was startled and saw a ray of light coming towards him, but he could not reach it.

——It turns out that when Deng Chanyu saw Nezha coming, she hung up her sword, took the five-light stone palm in her hand, and struck Nezha right in the face with her hand.

This five-light stone also has an extraordinary origin.

I remember that Deng Chanyu was taught the art of war and martial arts by her old mother in Lishan Mountain, and when she came down from the mountain after completing her skills, she was taught the five-light stone by her old mother.

At that time, she asked what the power of this object was, and the old mother laughed and said: "This object is not a mortal treasure, it was originally passed down from the palace of Wa. Five rays of light came out of the palm of the hand, and even the gods frowned."

She didn't know that Old Mother Lishan was one of the incarnations of the saint Nuwa. She had no idea what kind of being she had become her master, nor did she know what kind of treasure the five-light stone passed down by her master was.

But the sentence "Even the gods frown" has done its best.

Now a stone hit Nezha on the face.

The beating only made Fu's face bruised and his nose and eyes flat.

Nezha:(#?Д?)!!!

His face was injured and the pain was unbearable.

Nezha stopped chasing him and returned to the Prime Minister's Mansion in defeat.

Shen Gongbao saw that Nezha was injured on his face and asked him why.

Naturally, Nezha didn't dare to say that he was trying to force Deng Chanyu to use his true skills, so he kept holding back and kept fighting. In the end, he got himself involved, so he just said aggrievedly:

"The disciple and the female general Deng Chanyu had not yet finished fighting. Then Deng Chanyu left. The disciple rushed to kill her, but she didn't expect a flash of light when she looked back, but it was a stone that hit her in the face. She was beaten so badly."

A stone?

Shen Gongbao was alert.

No matter how bad Nezha is, he is still a monk at the peak of immortality.

A stone? A mortal female general?

How could the combination of the two make Nezha so miserable?

Moreover, there is a saying that even if a monk at the peak of the Heavenly Immortal Peak is injured, it is very simple to treat him. Now that Nezha has always been like this...

I'm afraid the thing that hurt him is not a simple thing at all...

Just as he was thinking about it, Huang Tianhua suddenly came up to Nezha and taunted him fiercely: "The way to be a general is to be on the battlefield. You must look around and listen to all directions. Don't you know how to fight with a stone?"

, and was injured by her..."

"Tsk, tsk, even the bridge of my nose was broken today. I'm afraid my appearance will be ruined, and my whole life will be bad."

Nezha was extremely angry at these words.

Today I was injured because I underestimated the enemy and was made fun of by Huang Tianhua. I was really angry.

His aggrieved eyes looked at Yang Jian again.

However, what I received was also looks of disgust.

Nezha: So...there is no love in this world?

Yang Jian: No, it’s not that there is no love in this world. It’s just that your behavior is too harsh and unbearable to look at. You are afraid of Mr. Dao Er! How could you pull off such a trick, even if you want to see it?

Depending on the person’s true ability, you should also ensure that you don’t fall over (ー_ー)!!

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