Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"Don't worry, brother Nezha, the injury on your face will heal and your appearance will not be ruined. That boy Tianhua lied to you."

"Really, second brother? Then will you still love me?"

"Ah, this...of course, as a fearful gentleman, I love everyone equally, so I will naturally love you too."

…

After everyone has dispersed.

Yang Jian felt that he should comfort Nezha.

But he never expected that Nezha would become so entangled.

He felt that this situation was really too bad.

This situation is somewhat beyond his control.

He could only put it off and hope that Nezha's feelings for him would not deteriorate.

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on the other hand.

In Chengtang camp, Deng Chanyu went into the camp to see her father, Deng Jiugong, and proudly talked about hurting Nezha...

"Father, you don't know that today I saw the young general who hurt you yesterday. I broke his face with a five-light stone and made him come back in embarrassment. This can be regarded as avenging you for yesterday's revenge."

Deng Jiugong was very happy when he heard this.

She thought to herself, "As expected of her, she is my daughter. You really give me credit." But the pain in her body was still unbearable, and she grimaced in pain.

This made Deng Chanyu very sad, and she hurriedly said: "Father, please don't be excited. Let's recover from the injury. The child will definitely achieve great results tomorrow."

Now Deng Chanyu is full of confidence.

——The five-light stone gave her great confidence.

…

The next day.

Deng Chanyu came back to call for formation.

In the residence of Prime Minister Xiqi, Shen Gongbao looked around at everyone and asked, "Who wants to take a trip now?"

Everyone's eyes couldn't help but fall on Nezha.

This... death is a small thing, but disfigurement is a big thing.

If your appearance is really hurt and your appearance cannot be healed, that would be a big deal and not worth it.

At this time, only Huang Tianhua stood up and said: "Disciple is willing to go."

Shen Gongbao immediately called his name: "Okay, Tianhua, you will meet her today, but you must be careful."

But in fact Shen Gongbao is not very optimistic about Huang Tianhua.

The so-called arrogant soldiers will be defeated.

Even though he knew that Nezha had been hurt by the other party, it was really unwise for Huang Tianhua to be so arrogant and not take the other party seriously.

But young people are always a little arrogant, and you have to suffer a loss to understand.

…

Huang Tianhua led the order.

Get on the jade unicorn and go out of the city to form an array.

Deng Chan's jade horse was running like flying. When she saw another delicate young man coming, she sneered in her heart and stepped forward and asked, "What is the name of the general who is coming?"

Huang Tianhua said: "I am Huang Tianhua, the eldest son of the founding King Wucheng. You bitch, but yesterday you hit my Taoist brother Nezha with a stone and injured him? Is that you? Don't leave!"

Saying that, he raised the hammer and struck.

"Hmph, it doesn't matter if it's me who's injured. Since you dare to come and die, I'll help you and risk my life!"

Deng Chanyu waved her two swords to face him, and she fought with Huang Tianhua.

Before he could count them together, he turned his horse and ran away.

Huang Tianhua was hesitating whether to catch up.

I heard Deng Chanyu shouting loudly: "Huang Tianhua, do you dare to come and chase me away?"

As soon as these words came out.

Huang Tianhua thought on the jade unicorn: "This woman is like this. If I don't drive her away, I'm afraid Nezha will laugh at me when I go back... Anyway, I'll drive her away just once. I won't be able to forgive her."

With this thought in mind, he drove his mount away and rushed forward.

Deng Chanyu heard the sound behind her head, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, she hung up her swords without hesitation, and shot back a stone.

——Only a five-color light was seen.

When Huang Tianhua was about to dodge, he was already hit in the face.

Nezha was beaten even more severely than Nezha, so he hid his face and hurried back, entering the Prime Minister's Mansion to give the order.

When Shen Gongbao saw that Huang Tianhua's face was seriously injured, more seriously than Nezha's injury yesterday, he couldn't help but twitching his lips, and asked with some hatred: "Yesterday, your Taoist brother Nezha was injured by this thing. What do you think about it today?"

Formation, how can we not be careful?"

Huang Tianhua was so ashamed that he only said: "In terms of martial arts, ten women are not as good as my disciples, but that bitch can only get back on his horse with a stone, so he didn't have time to take precautions."

Shen Gongbao:......

Okay, great, great!

What else can I say? I have absolutely nothing to say!

"Let's heal the scars."

Shen Gongbao sighed and let Huang Tian melt away.

Nezha was behind at this time, and heard Huang Tianhua lose his chance. He walked out from behind and sneered: "For the general to see everywhere and listen to all directions, you can't even miss a female general and he breaks the roots of the mountain. It will still be the same in a hundred years."

unlucky."

Huang Tianhua was furious. Wasn't this what he said about Nezha yesterday, and Nezha actually used it to talk about himself? He couldn't help but said: "Nezha, why did you repay me for saying this? I did it unintentionally, why did you remember his small words?

Angry?"

Nezha was not easy to get along with, so he immediately retorted: "The way you put it, how could you insult me ​​yesterday?"

After arguing with each other for a long time, Huang Tianhua couldn't get the upper hand verbally and was extremely angry. He secretly cursed: "That bitch is all responsible for the trouble! That bitch, you and I are not at odds with each other!"

…

At this time, Deng Chanyu returned to the camp after winning the battle. When she met her father, Deng Jiugong, she congratulated her and said, "Today, my daughter defeated Huang Tianhua and was defeated in the city."

Deng Jiugong was very happy and praised: "As expected of my daughter, she is really capable."

But even though I have been victorious for days, my arm still hurts, and it can be said that the days feel like years.

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at the same time.

Wa Palace.

Empress Nuwa could not help but smile slightly.

It seems that one of my three corpses, Old Mother Lishan, is quite good at teaching her disciples. She can even take in a girl and make them lose their temper even though they are three generations of Chanjiao.

Although this is not a great achievement.

But it is inexplicably happy.

And the five-light stone.

If I remember correctly, it was made from the leftover scraps of the original Heaven-Mending Stone.

——At that time, in order to mend the sky, a total of 36,501 five-color sacred stones were refined, but only 36,500 were used, and there was still one more.

That piece was thrown away by me on a fairy mountain overseas, and there was still excess material collected to refine the five-color sacred stone.

So I just rubbed it a few times and made a five-light stone.

This five-light stone is an exotic treasure and does not belong to the category of spiritual treasures. It does not require mana to activate, and its function is very simple.

——It means hitting someone is very painful.

No matter what kind of great god or quasi-sage you are, as long as you are hit by the five-light stone, you will be in pain for at least a few days.

Of course, limited by the user, it is basically impossible to defeat beings above Da Luo.

But under Da Luo... I'm sorry, I'll hit you for sure.

As for the question of why rare treasures such as the Wuguang Stone were given to Deng Chanyu, an outer disciple who was at best one of his three corpses...

Empress Nuwa said she didn’t know either.

Because although theoretically speaking, the three corpses are Nuwa, and Nuwa is also the three corpses, in fact she is not the same as the three corpses.

In her case, the three corpses are actually interconnected but independent individuals, because although she killed the three corpses, she did not follow the path of the three corpses to enlightenment, but became a saint through merit.

It is true that she gave the Five-Glow Stone to her evil corpse, Mother Lishan, but it was Mother Lishan's decision to pass the Five-Glow Stone to Deng Chanyu.

Empress Nuwa herself had asked about this matter, but was vaguely explained by Mother Lishan.

This made Nuwa Empress quite strange.

After all, she and Old Mother Lishan are one, but now Old Mother Lishan is unwilling to talk to her about these things.

She didn't know what the reason was.

I only have a vague feeling that this matter may involve some secrets that I don't even know about, or it may also be related to some earth-shattering events.

This can be regarded as a kind of premonition.

(PS Nuwa: I don’t know why my evil corpse gave the five-light stone to that girl, but it’s quite interesting to watch the disciples of Senior Brother Yuanshi being chased away by mortals... Haha, the disciples of Xiqi’s Chan Cult

How will you respond?)

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on the other hand.

The next day, Deng Chanyu came to Xiqi City again to ask for a battle.

Shen Gongbao, the Prime Minister of Xiqi, heard about it and asked the generals: "Who is willing to go for a trip this time?"

Although I asked everyone.

But Shen Gongbao's eyes always fell on Yang Jian.

Nezha and Huang Tianhua both returned home injured.

I'm afraid it wouldn't be appropriate to send mortal generals to fight again.

It would be better to go to this nephew who has completed the sixth level of Xuan Gong and obtained the immortality of the Golden Immortal.

And Yang Jian also knew that he had to enter this formation.

But he obviously had his own ideas. He stood up immediately and said to Longxuhu: "This woman is hitting people with stones. Junior brother, you can go there. I will raid the formation for junior brother."

Everyone: "..."

We also thought you were planning to take the initiative.

I didn’t expect that I was here to recommend someone else.

Shen Gongbao's face turned a little dark, but since Yang Jian recommended Long Xuhu, he couldn't turn a blind eye and had to ask Long Xuhu: "Senior Brother Yang Jian recommended you, what do you think?"

Longxuhu said without hesitation: "Since Senior Brother Yang Jian is holding the battle, my disciple is willing to go."

Shen Gongbao originally planned to exchange for Yang Jian as long as Long Xuhu said "no", but the principal agreed and he had nothing to say, so he had to agree.

So the two of them left the city.

When Deng Chanyu saw a strange thing jumping out of the city, it had hands like an eagle, feet like a tiger, a body like a fish, and temples like a shrimp. It was something she had never seen before. She was so frightened that she lost her mind and asked: "What's coming?"

Although Longxuhu looks strange, he has always regarded himself as a human being. Now he was treated as a monster by Deng Chanyu. He immediately became furious, pointed at Deng Chanyu and cursed: "What a bitch! I am Prime Minister Jiang's disciple Longxuhu!"

"

Bitch!

Bitch again!

Deng Chanyu's face turned dark.

Especially now that the ugly creature opposite is still exhaling stinking breath from its mouth.

It's absolutely disgusting.

"You ugly thing, you are full of filth, let's see how I deal with you!" Deng Chanyu shouted, brandishing her two swords and rushed towards the dragon bearded tiger.

"court death!"

Not to be outdone, Dragon Beard Tiger shouted: "I am here to capture you on the orders of my master."

Immediately he put his hand down, and a stone the size of a millstone was struck at Deng Chanyu.

Putting both hands together, they were like locusts, causing dust and dirt to burst out all over the ground, like the sound of thunderbolts.

Deng Chanyu hurriedly dodged, but where the stone landed there was no grass.

If she hadn't reacted quickly, she would have been dead in an instant.

But despite this, it was still unavoidable to be rubbed against the body, which caused excruciating pain.

Deng Chanyu suffered a loss and thought to himself: "This stone has great advantages. If you are not careful, you may suffer a loss... It is better to follow the previous two formations and hit him with the five-light stone again!"

As soon as I thought about this, I turned my horse back and left.

When Longxuhu saw that Deng Chanyu was leaving, he rushed over immediately.

Deng Chanyu turned around and saw the dragon-bearded tiger coming, so she hit him with a stone.

When the dragon-bearded tiger saw the stone light coming, he ducked his head down.

But he had a long neck, so he bent over and was hit squarely in the bones of his neck.

——It was so painful that I twisted my neck and ran away.

At this time, Deng Chanyu struck again...

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