Public Enemy

"So let's find the unbelievable in this world! If we don't come, we will be destroyed humanely! Death penalty!"

Ah~ why do we want to give up the Saturday where we can sleep in as much as we want...

Think about the last sentence of Haruhi Suzumiya at the end of the "meeting" in the SOS group yesterday...

If you don't say it's not good, you will really be harmed... Tsk!

"Hey! Chen Yi! How can you wear casual clothes!" Before eight o'clock, Suzumiya Haruhi was already guarding there, and when he saw Chen Yi and his group in casual clothes, he immediately became dissatisfied shouted.

"...Hey, why can't we wear casual clothes, we don't want to be watched!" Chen Yi mumbled while wiping out the breakfast in his hand.

"Of course not! In order to find incredible things, of course it is necessary!" Suzumiya Haruhi who pinched his waist and pointed at Chen Yi said righteously, as if telling the truth.

Truth a hammer! This has something to do with finding incredible things!

"Go back! Go back! Go back and change clothes!" Suzumiya Haruhi pushed Chen Yi like he wanted to chase someone away.

"Hey, hey! It took us more than an hour to go back and forth, so don't blame us for being late!"

"Stop talking nonsense! You have preferential treatment! Hurry up and change clothes for the leader!"

whispering sound……

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"Yo! Ah Xu!" Chen Yi, who had changed his clothes and returned to the assembly point, looked at the embarrassing face that hadn't changed for thousands of years, and greeted him 'kindly'.

"Uh~" Seeing Chen Yi's attire, Jiong Xu admitted that he was overwhelmed, "Is it okay for you to dress like this? Are you not afraid of being taken away as crazy? Accept the electric shock treatment from the famous Professor Yang of your dynasty?"

"Thunder can't kill us, let alone a mere electric current?" Chen Yi curled his lips in disdain, and pointed to the clock beside him, "Hurry up, it will be nine o'clock soon!"

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"It's too late! Fine!" Looking at Chen Yi and the others who had already arrived, Haruhi Suzumiya looked dissatisfied.

"Ah! Obviously it's not time yet!" After hearing that he was going to pay for it, Jiongxu immediately began to defend himself.

"Hmph!" Suzumiya Haruhi held up his mobile phone, and the time on it clearly showed 9:01...

"It's really fussy, okay! Okay! Paying for the money is... Huh? Why don't you guys do it, Chen Yi?" With the idea that he is not the only one who is unlucky, Jixu quickly lifted his pocket, but looked indifferent After Chen Yi and the others...

"You are the only one fined!" Haruhi Suzumiya said while pulling a big bill from Jiongxu's wallet with a swish, "Everyone's lunch money!"

What a righteous one, but is this a cover-up? Thinking about it, Jiong Xu looked at Chen Yi with a kind of soft food in his eyes...

"Tsk! If you look at us with that kind of eyes again, don't you believe your eyes will explode!?" Chen Yi, who was looked at by Jiong Xu who was very unhappy, said displeased.

Resolutely look back.

"You scumbag, I told you that we came a long time ago, but we just went back and changed our clothes..."

"Stop rambling! Draw lots! Hurry up and draw lots, time is precious!" Haruhi Suzumiya interrupted their conversation impatiently, holding a few toothpicks in his hand, judging by the number, it seems that someone else has already drawn them first...

"Okay, it's just the two of us left, 囧...cough! Ah Xu, you smoke first." Looking at the two lone toothpicks in Haruhi Suzumiya's hand, Chen Yi graciously let 囧xu come first.

"Really? I felt like you were going to call something rude just now..." Jiong Xu muttered, and pulled out a toothpick.

"That's an illusion!" Looking at the toothpick that was completely independent, Chen Yi directly took it over.

Jiongxu and Koizumi Kazuki...

Chen Yi and Haruhi Suzumiya

Kaguya and Fran

Meihong Kazumikuru

Nagato Yuki and Korinko...

Providence?

"Ah! Really, I want to be in the same group as Youxi." Hui Ye came to Xianglinzi's side, "Hey! Xianglinzi, why don't we switch? I will go to your shop more often then Take care of..."

It means, if you are sensible, hurry up and change with my old lady obediently, otherwise you will suffer after you go back!

"..." Chen Yi's face twitched, is he so obsessed? Think about it, since coming to this world, Kaguya has been "hanging out" in Nagato's bedroom every night...

Jealousy envy hate ah!

"No exchange!" Seeing Korinko and Kaguya who were about to exchange toothpicks, Haruhi Suzumiya jumped out immediately, "The most important thing in our SOS group is fairness!"

Tsk! Hui Ye raised her eyebrows, with you as an existence, there will be fairness! ? Doesn't it all depend on your mood?

Unfortunately! Jiongxu looked at the toothpick in his hand, and then at Kazuki Koizumi with a harmless smile beside him...

Unfortunately! ! I want to be with Asahina-san! ! !

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Five groups, five directions...

What a cheat! Is there another group that wants to go to heaven?

In addition to the final absolute, Chenyi and the others are in charge of the east, Nagato Yuki and the others are in charge of the south, Jiongxu and the others are in charge of the west, Kaguya and the others are in charge of the north, and the rest of the sisters are in charge of sweeping around...

"Everyone have to work hard!" When they parted, Suzumiya Haruhi waved to everyone with a smile on his face.

……ah! !

Chen Yi scratched his head, always felt that this was inappropriate!

Not long ago, he asked the main god, if Kaguya and the others went to other worlds, would there be a god-level buff like world protection, the main god's answer was no.

The reason is that when they came with Chen Yi, they entered other worlds as helpers, and although they would not be rejected, they would not be sheltered either.

Although it is a very fair statement, it is like when you are at your own home, someone suddenly broke into your home and said that he was going to beat you up, so that your denominator will definitely not sit idly by, and if you are more serious, just let it go Maybe a dog bites a person...

But when it comes to other strangers' homes, hum! It would be nice not to drive you out!

I hope it's okay...

After all, there are still many happy people in this world. I hope these hot-headed traversers will not attack in public.

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"Really, I made you dress like this, why haven't you discovered the mysterious thing yet?" After walking with Chen Yi for less than half an hour, he looked at the passers-by who would always stare at them no matter where they went. , Suzumiya Haruhi resolutely launched a complaint.

There is a hammer difference between mysterious events and the clothes we wear!

"Ah! Can't you just walk out of the void and suddenly come out of nowhere and say hello to you by an old woman pretending to be a seventeen-year-old monster who has lived for an unknown amount of time!? What a waste of your skin! !"

(Yakumo Zi: Ah Choo~~)

"Besides, after seeing you again, the head of the group has also looked for the location of the Hakurei Shrine, but I didn't expect it to be there, tsk! What does the Japanese Prime Minister do to eat, and there is no such important building!" Arms folded in front of his chest, Haruhi Suzumiya looked dissatisfied.

What does this have to do with the unknown Prime Minister who was shot!

Are you still planning to enter Gensokyo? Even if a Hakurei Shrine is created here, what else can it be used for except as a decoration! ?

"Ah! Even if it's an eva! It's okay to talk about apostles, it's really boring!"

Stop thinking about it, dear! …

"The most important thing is to at least have an Academy City! The Japanese government is really useless, it can't even handle this."

relative! Don't use this kind of words from the boss to train the employees, they will cry when they hear it!

"Ahem! Are you two dating? Do you want to buy a flower?" A young man's voice came over.

Huh? Who is so fat? Dare to take the initiative to provoke the leader? Chen Yi under great surprise turned his head to look behind him, eh! A young flower seller...

A young man with a stern look on his face, a young man who will definitely be targeted by gays when he wears women's clothing and walks on the night road...

Tsk! Is it that things like little girls who buy flowers are out of fashion now?

There is no light on the head, isn't it a time traveler? I always find it a bit strange, how can ordinary people take the initiative to approach with Haruhi Suzumiya's powerful aura?

"That's right!" Haruhi Suzumiya nodded.

Fuck! You actually admitted it! ?

Chen Yi looked at the interested expression on Suzumiya Haruhi's face, could it be that you think a young flower seller is an incredible thing?

"Flower sellers are usually girls, why would you do that for you!" With an interested expression on his face, Haruhi Suzumiya looked at the young man holding a lot of flowers.

"Advance with the times, don't you think this is very attractive?" The young flower seller held a flower in his other hand and said to Chen Yi, "Do you want to buy one?"

"Hmm~" Suzumiya Haruhi immediately fixed his eyes on Chen Yi.

"Okay, just buy one if you buy one." After looking at the young man in front of him again and again, after making sure that there was nothing abnormal, Chen Yi nodded.

Looking at Chen Yi who was walking over, a strange light flashed in the eyes of the young man, "Hey! Dude, you have a very good personality, and you are actually next to such an existence, take it! By the way, go all the way..."

Such existence? farewell? After receiving the flowers and hearing the young man's words, Chen Yi, who felt something was wrong, kicked the young man thinking about it.

The flower in the young man's other hand flew away, and a light cyan streamer pierced Chen Yi, "Haha! In the situation where all kinds of power are suppressed, you who have been stabbed in the heart will never survive... Poof!"

The young man kicked, spat blood, and flew backwards.

"What happened!" Haruhi Suzumiya stared blankly at the young man who was obviously a flower seller just now, turned into a murderous maniac who committed crimes in the street, and then was kicked out by Chen Yi.

"Chen Yi! It's okay!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who came to his senses, remembered the dagger in the young man's hand just now. Although Chen Yi turned his back to her, the young man who flew out just now didn't have a dagger in his hand.

Could it be...

Suzumiya Haruhi ran towards Chen Yi with a worried face.

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