Public Enemy

Fuck! Don't come here!

Looking at Haruhi Suzumiya who wanted to run over by himself, Chen Yi immediately felt pain in the gut, how can we draw the sword when you come here! !

"You..." Suzumiya Haruhi stared blankly at the knife stuck in Chen Yi's chest, and immediately became anxious.

Tsk! Chen Yi glanced unhappily at the knife stuck in his chest, and then at the young man lying in the distance who seemed to have passed out. Now he was sure that the young man was the time traveler, although he didn't know why the top of the other party's head didn't show Guang Guang, why are you so courageous, dare to attack in front of Haruhi Suzumiya...

Originally, this blow would definitely kill half of Chen Yi's life in his current state, but because of Chen Yi's kick, the attack that aimed at Chen Yi's vitals was slightly off.

"You're fine!" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Chen Yi, who was bleeding continuously from the wound, and his expression became even more flustered. The dagger stuck in Chen Yi's chest was not a straight blade, but a curved S-shaped one. Knowing that if it is stabbed, the bloodletting speed...

Tsk! Holy crap!

Although his personal ability can change the world with a single thought, and his personality is self-centered, Haruhi Suzumiya is at a loss like an ordinary girl at this time.

This is no nonsense! Anyone with a knife in their body will have trouble!

And it’s good to stay here just now, why did you run over here, the chance for us to draw the knife is gone...

"By the way! Call an ambulance! Call the police! Chen Yi, don't let anything happen to you! The head of the regiment doesn't allow you to have an accident!" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at the blood dripping on the ground, hurriedly took out his cell phone, and dialed When the number came, passers-by also gathered one after another, pointing at Chen Yi.

Whose baby is so awesome! After being stabbed with a knife, he still didn't change his face, and didn't even scream...

"Chen Yi, you have to hold on, don't fall down!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who called the police and reported to the police, "encouraged" Chen Yi.

...Do you think we can't hold on? And don't say such unlucky words as falling down! ! !

"Ah! That's right! That thug!" Thinking of the culprit of the incident, Haruhi Suzumiya looked at the unlucky young man who was kicked away by Chen Yi.

"Hey! Commander, stop! Stop! Don't run!" Seeing the young man standing up again and trying to escape, Haruhi Suzumiya became anxious immediately, if it wasn't for the 'seriously injured' Chen Yi beside him , she had already caught up.

"Idiot!" The young man turned his head and glanced at Haruhi Suzumiya, clutching his chest where at least a few ribs had been broken, he stumbled and ran to the distance, the hatred in his heart, things were going well, but unexpectedly failed , the other party has already been suppressed, and the reaction is so fast, as expected, the boss will definitely come back with a single swipe!

"Ahhh! How dare you call the head of the regiment an idiot! Death penalty! Death penalty!" Haruhi Suzumiya was immediately annoyed when he heard the other party say this to him. Disrespectful bastard to our leader! This leader sentenced you to death!!!”

【Ding! Haruhi Suzumiya's halo has expanded to a radius of 99,999 meters...]

This... Chen Yi looked at the figure of that unlucky guy and immediately felt sympathetic. He knew Haruhi Suzumiya's death sentence declaration, and the death rate of 200% was to catch whoever died...

Will it be the way to die? Hiss - it hurts!

What happened next was as if the god of death had come. The young traveler, who was already seriously injured, was afraid that Chen Yi would catch up, so he ran away in a hurry. When he was about to jump across the road, his feet slipped suddenly, fell to the road.

Where did the banana peel come from! ! !

The ear-piercing sound of alarm bells and brakes pierced through, and the young man was stunned when he saw the truck crashing into him at an unabated speed, what a scam! There were obviously no banana peels there just now...

"Bang!" With a muffled sound, the young man was violently knocked out, and flew to the other side of the road in a floating state. Immediately afterwards, another truck hit him head-on, two combos! !

The matter was not over yet, although the front of the second truck was deformed due to the strong impact, the young man flew out again, leaped over the first truck, and met the truck that had not completely stopped behind the first truck on the front of the car...

Such a sharp truck charging three combos...

Chen Yi looked at the young man who had turned into a mosaic on the ground, and if he didn't die, he would say something...

The little fat man on the side of the road stared dumbfounded at the three-in-a-row truck tragedy in front of him. He didn't realize that the banana in his hand fell to the ground. When he saw Chen Yi not long ago, he was shocked by him .

I knew that the monster Chen Yi in the comics was based on a real person in reality, but I didn't expect to see the real face of a real person today!

Plus Chen Yi's clothes, oh my god! Isn't this just a realistic version of it!

So the little fat man started to follow, and when he saw Chen Yi being stabbed by a young man and the culprit was about to run away, the little fat man couldn't stand up immediately.

Ya, you stabbed labor-management idol and want to run away! ? There are no doors!

So the little fat man displayed the accuracy of throwing the toilet paper ball into the trash can precisely after practicing for a long time at home, and accurately threw the banana peel in his hand to the foot of the unlucky guy...

Fate tricks people...

This is too cruel! Hitting once is not enough, just hit three times? Or a triple hit?

Forget it, even though you stabbed us just now, I still mourn for you. Others can still pass through under the baptism of the truck punch, but you...

【Ding! Remaining number of traversers: 994]

It's still a number that makes people crumble!

"You look so pale! Seriously, are those ambulances full of foodies? Why are they so slow!" Looking at Chen Yi whose face was already pale, and smelling the smell of blood in the air, Haruhi Suzumiya couldn't help becoming impatient. stand up.

【Ding! Haruhi Suzumiya's halo has expanded to a radius of 99,999.99 meters...]

Has it reached a tipping point?

Looking at the knife stuck in his chest, Chen Yi sighed, if you had stayed there for one minute... thirty seconds, we would have pulled out the knife, and the wound would have healed by now, and even if you came here , hid the knife, and directly said that the clothes were cut, nothing happened.

It's not like now, suffer!

Looking at Suzumiya Haruhi's irritable expression, it's rare to see you caring about people...

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"Doctor! He's fine!" Seeing the doctor coming out of the operating room, Haruhi Suzumiya asked.

"Please believe us, although his wound is scary, but it didn't touch the vitals, it just lost a little more blood, and the opponent's physical fitness is simply outrageous, this kind of injury can continue to be alive and kicking with his recovery ability at most half a month! "The doctor said, with a frenzied light on his face, if it wasn't for Youxi's hint, it is estimated that Chen Yi is not in the operating room now, but was directly dragged to the dissecting room...

"Really, thank you doctor."

... Haruhi who cares about people really is...

Jiongxu scratched his head, and couldn't find any adjectives for a while.

"Ah! Didn't the concubine say it already, Chen Yi is very resistant to beatings, this is a little hurt!" Hui Ye's words seemed heartless...

But seeing her secretly relieved, it proved that she was not so relaxed.

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[Blood-stained fish intestine dagger: a dagger from the world of low martial arts. It is very small and flexible. It is a rare high-quality weapon for assassins. Host your blood, the nature of the weapon has changed. …

— To be stabbed by such a low-level weapon...]

Chen Yi, who had a bandage on his chest, held the curved dagger in his hand and grinned. The blade that was originally light blue now had many bloody lines, making it look extremely strange.

Lord God, are you mocking us? Looking at the sausage dagger in his hand, usually the main god would only take the initiative to remind him when he obtained the "explosive" thing from the traverser. Now this weapon is just a captured weapon, and the main god gave a reminder...

It really is satirizing us!

Touching the wound on his chest, he himself was admitted to the hospital once, because he was afraid of being suspected by Haruhi Suzumiya, Chen Yi still had to use his own ability to suppress the recovery speed of his injury.

Lord God! Why didn't we see the light on the other side's head today?

Chen Yi also seemed a little strange when he thought of the way the traverser didn't have any light on his head this morning.

【Suppressed! The light above the traverser's head is a residual product of the power of the world's attention or disgust, and it will be suppressed under the power of the orthodox world, but under normal circumstances, other worlds will not suppress it like this]

Is it because of the exception of Haruhi Suzumiya?

Haruhi Suzumiya's aura isn't the enhanced and enhanced version of Fantasy Killer at all! Consider the misery of that hapless man in the morning.

Tsk! The other party's guts are fat enough, what kind of support does the other party have?

Lord God...

"Hehe~" Haruhi Suzumiya pushed open the door of the ward, and walked in first, "As expected of the deputy head of my SOS regiment, you are already so energetic!"

"By the way, what happened at that time? Why did you get stabbed in the blink of an eye?" Jiongxu looked at Chen Yi with a little red bandage on his body, "You still have enemies?"

"How is it possible! Who knows what kind of madness that mental illness has caused, we were just planning to buy a flower, so he gave us a knife, but who told us that we are powerful enough! This little injury is trivial!" Chen Yi said. He patted Afraid's chest and said it was no big deal.

"Buying flowers? Why do you buy flowers when you have nothing to do?" Jiong Xu looked at Chen Yi's bumping chest, and after thinking of being stabbed there, he himself felt a pain in his chest, and he panicked. ah……

"Are you in control? Can't you watch and play?" Chen Yi expressed his dissatisfaction with the picky Jixu.

"Really? But what does this concubine think of~" Hui Ye glanced at Chen Yi and said, "But seeing you are like this, I don't care about this time..."

Well~ Although it's a bit narcissistic to think like this, can we understand that you are jealous?

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