Public Enemy

\u003e "Chen Yi! Use the weapon in your hand to kill Shi Jiuliu in place! You're welcome!" As soon as Haruhi's voice fell, Shi Jiuliu's face immediately turned green...

...Chen Yi looked at Shi Jiuliu's small body embarrassingly, and said, this is not enough for us to take a picture...

Seeing Jiongxu's murderous eyes, Chen Yi thought for half a second, anyway, the blade of the Shanzhai Demon Sword is wide enough, even the somewhat unusual Haruhi couldn't see it. 1(1)

The counterfeit magic sword, which was nearly one person tall, quickly played a sideways sword arc in Chen Yi's hand, and a strong wind blew up, blowing Shi Jiuliu's hair wildly... Shi Jiuliu's face turned greener.

"Okay, this kind of motivation is enough, and the rest can be added with some special effects." Chen Yi walked to Hui Yemeihong, picked up the green tea beside her and drank it...with malicious intentions.

"Well... that's it, adding some special effects should be able to achieve the theoretical effect." Haruhi nodded, "But the wind just now..."

Chen Yi picked up the imitation magic sword and pointed it at Chun Ri, blowing a gust of wind, isn't this the end?

Then he went to steal pigeons and was found out. To be honest, Chen Yi sympathized with that old man.

Then I went back to the small park again, this time Chen Yi was still facing Shi Jiuliu far away, and I couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed...

The reason is that Haruhi personally pointed out that Mikuliu's eyes with colored contact lenses will emit light beams... Yuxi also specially reminded himself to be careful, I don't know if the current self can resist that thing...

I hope I can resist... Chen Yi looked at Shi Jiuliu's malicious and cowardly look, and as she blinked, Chen Yi's heart skipped a beat. Seeing the mirror-like reflected light in Shi Jiuliu's eyes, Chen Yi immediately blocked the counterfeit magic sword in front of him—the head is the key point! .

Fortunately, when this copycat magic sword was made. Chen Yi deliberately used good materials, seeing the few green smoke rising from the sword, Chen Yi felt a little emotional.

Fuck! Again! Subconsciously, Chen Yi raised the imitation magic sword in his hand again, and the impact directly slid Chen Yi back half a meter.

"Yuki! What are you doing? It's not time for you to play yet." Kasuga anxiously looked at Yuxi who threw Mikuryu down.

That's it for now, looking at the smoking fake magic sword, to be honest, Chen Yi is really envious of Haruhi's ability. Regardless of magic, technology, and super powers, as long as you think about it, you can shoot powerful bullets with nuclear bombs with a toy gun. How about going crazy, how about a toy bullet blasting a planet?

A broken contact lens can emit laser light under the influence of Haruhi, there is no reason why what I just said can't be realized. {..you upload update} As long as Kasuga can imagine it. Haruhi Suzumiya, who represents the will of the universe (?) in this world, is a well-deserved god in this world!

But let’s forget about the fact that I was almost fired not long ago, and the movie should continue to be filmed. You can’t tell Haruhi that because of your ability, making a movie is a very dangerous thing, and people will die every now and then. Now, it's no big problem if the end of the world 2012 arrives early... Don't be ridiculous!

If Haruhi doesn't believe it, it's better to say something. If you really believe it, you may not know how the world will be distorted.

Anyway, in the following period of time, it seems that there will be nothing about Chen Yi appearing on the stage, it is completely Mikuru's daily life - wearing a bunny girl outfit.

Sounds nonsense doesn't it? As long as Haruhi thinks it's not nonsense!

"Well! That's it for today." Haruhi watched the video in the dv and nodded, and Shikuli immediately put on a look of relief.

hello! Don't you think this is the end? I'm not afraid to tell you, the more ruthless ones are yet to come!

the next day...

"Student Chen Yi, I'm sorry. I seem to have fired an optical weapon without knowing it yesterday." Shi Jiuliu said to Chen Yi apologetically. …

"It's okay, anyway, I'm not injured, am I?" Chen Yi raised the copycat magic sword in his hand. Although it was almost opened...

"Oh~ It's really like jumping out of a manga?" Senior sister Tsuruya pinched her waist and leaned over to look at Chen Yi, "I heard that you are very good. It's okay to jump from such a high place." How about it? I am a master of ancient martial arts, do you want to fight?"

Unfortunately, Haruhi heard this...

"Ahahaha! I didn't expect to wear this kind of clothes!" Still looking carefree, Tsuruya looked at the waitress outfit on his body and the wig on his head, as if he didn't care at all.

"Next, it's up to you to have a vigorous martial arts fight!" Sitting on the seat provided by Jiongxu, Haruhi looked at Chen Yi and Tsuruya.

Hmm... Chen Yi looked at the water around him, even God couldn't understand Shi Jiuliu being bullied by Haruhi all the time, so did he find a savior?

But Kasuga, are you sure this clothes can be used for melee combat? Chen Yi looked at the clothes on Tsuruya-senpai's body, his shirt had been ripped off by Haruhi, and the red dye she got out of nowhere was smeared on his upper body a few times, acting as a wound, according to Haruhi's script, He intends to let Chen Yi take advantage of it here and lead out the boss behind the scenes, Sister Youxi... Tsk! An inexplicable feeling of discomfort...

Physical skills, it is said that I used to chop people with knives most of the time.

"Student Chen Yi, please give me some advice, I won't be merciful!" Senior sister Tsuruya put on a posture as she spoke, which seemed to be the opening gesture of some kind of move...

"Hey! Don't you think this is a bit unfair." Taniguchi said to Kunikida on the side, "On the one hand is a devil with muscles, and on the other... Do you think Chen Yi will take advantage of the opportunity?"

"Uh... I think it's unlikely, look..." Kunikida pointed to Chen Yi and Tsuruya who had already started.

In the pond, the two fought on the stand with a diameter of less than three meters. Their movements were dazzling, and there was an explosion from time to time...

"Is our school full of monsters?" Taniguchi wiped the sweat off his brow and swallowed. "I didn't know before that Tsuruya-senpai is also a master."

Ka~ A piece of wood was smashed by Chen Yi's kick, and Tsuruya directly grabbed Chen Yi's kicked leg and threw it away.

ah! Weird girl! !

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the water surface, Chen Yi let out a loud shout. In the eyes of outsiders, Chen Yi's arm suddenly became thicker, and he slapped the water surface with a palm, and a large splash of water splashed directly, and Chen Yi also counter-shocked to the water surface. Fly backwards.

"Oh!!!" Kunikida and the others yelled directly, "This is too exaggerated! Iron palms are floating on the water!?"

"It's great! This is the scene I want! I really don't want you to leave here!" Haruhi was also very excited when he saw the scene just now, "Did you get it? The scene just now must be a close-up! !"

"Where did Chen Yi learn this trick? I really want to learn it too!" Taniguchi said enviously.

"Shaolin Temple..." Youxi interjected, this was what Chen Yi had agreed with her not long ago.

"Shaolin Temple... It's famously said that all the people in Shaolin Temple are bald?" Kunikida asked puzzled.

"A lay disciple." Youxi said with an affirmative tone that made it impossible to refute.

"Hey! What are you talking about? Shaolin Temple?" Haruhi frowned and said, "I'll let him play Arhat Fist for me... I don't know if he can cross the river with a reed..."

"Enough fighting scenes have been filmed, hurry up and end!" Haruhi, who had a new idea, felt that he was an action guy. He was still interested in watching it just now, but now he is impatient.

"Ok! ok!" The next thing is that I will be dumped by the bento box, I am not happy! "Senior Tsuruya, use your big move, we can still resist."...

"Then I won't be polite, but next time, Chen Yi, don't let the water go!" Saying that, Tsuruya-senpai jumped up, her slender legs hit Chen Yi with a super powerful force... …

"I feel that my view of the world is already... no good! I must go to Shaolin Temple! Student Chen Yi is really amazing, he can change into water when he encounters water... just now, student Chen Yi was really scary." Taniguchi grew up Looking at the broken wood on the water surface, Chen Yi was fine with the blow just now, and the stands under his feet were directly turned into pieces.

Then Chen Yi who fell into the pool naturally... Tsk! Haruhi is still a bit conscientious, and took pictures of the scene just now.

But, Ya Tsuruya-senpai, what did you eat to grow up! You are mortal! You can't support this kind of food even if you eat gold every day! I can beat the Terminator with my bare hands!

You have been deceived, Jiongxu looked at Taniguchi and Kunikida with a forced smile on his face, "I think it's better for us to hurry up and get out of here, the movement here is a bit loud..."

"Let's go! Hurry up and change to another scene, ah~ I can already imagine the hot effect of our movie!"

Yeah? Then congratulations first, Chen Yi kept a non-itchy smile on his face, coping with Mrs. Tsuruya's entanglement, just now Chen Yi was directly thrown into the water, the result...

"I didn't expect you to have such abilities! Hahahaha! So cute, do you want me to take you to the women's bathhouse?" Crane House kept surrounding Chen Yi, asking this and that, harassing .

"Excuse me! Although we also have white hair, we are not the lecherous fairy who rode a toad to peep all day and was killed by his disciples, nor is he a pervert." Chen Yi wore the clothes that were already one size bigger Putting on the sunglasses prepared in advance... It seems to be more attractive to boys with flying youth hormones... What a trough! ! !

"Really? What Chen Yi said is not true?" Tsuruya-senpai lingered on Kaguya, sister Hong Haruhi, and Youxi thoughtfully, "Don't worry, I won't say it, haha Ha ha ha ha!"

Tsk! Keen insight... Isn't it said that women have long hair but short insight? The hair is almost dragging to the ground! Why is hair so fine... By the way, many women I know have short hair?

But each one is better than the other...

It really is my bad luck! (To be continued..)

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