Public Enemy

Well, sure enough, in this world where Kasuga God exists, God is a hammer! Shi Jiuliu is still unlucky—he was coaxed and tricked by Kasuga's tripper to drink milk mixed with alcohol...

Tsk! Why milk? An inexplicable... evil feeling?

But Chen Yi still has a bit of conscience, seeing that Shi Jiuliu has been trained by Haruhi...cough! I have been educated countless times, but I really can't stand it, so I dragged Haruhi to the side and muttered a lot, and said a lot of conditions, such as Arhat Fist, Arhat Fist, and Arhat Fist. of. To read the latest chapter of this book, please go to Baidu search: 1novel.com

Haruhi reluctantly agreed to let Jiongxu be a stand-in in this scene—you can tell from the perverted face that Jiongxu has turned into... Chen Yi thought in his heart to see how far it would develop if he changed people... xd!

As for the Arhat Fist, Chen Yi's whole body has been used to cut people, so we can't learn magic and sorcery, can't we learn a mere boxing technique?

Cheats or something, is there anything in this world that Youxi can't get?

Let Uncle Ben Radeng cheat the corpse from hell, take the nuclear bomb and go to the White House to carry out a suicide attack again, no problem!

Tsk! It's really useless, Chen Yi looked at 囧xu's tangled face, and Shi Jiuliu who fainted from extreme embarrassment, saying that at this time, 囧xu, you should howl at the sky and become a wolf... Recently, I really There are many evils.

Or do you think there are too many people here, and it is not your home field, so it is not easy to make a move?

"Ah! Really, why did I faint." Haruhi immediately became dissatisfied, "Forget it, forget it, let's set it so that Mikuliu was too seriously injured, and passed out again... Hey! Chen Yi! I feel it after a while Let’s use the wood-burning knife technique that can make fire with a knife, don’t try to fool me, I just checked the information!”

Isn't it the promised Arhat Fist? How did it become a sword technique again? This goes too far!

Speechless, Chen Yi directly threw away the Arhat boxing secret book provided by Youxi, and Taniguchi immediately regarded it as a treasure, a hungry dog ​​snatching shit, be careful...

Chen Yi continued to look at Youxi.

Yuxi and the previous ones did not disappoint, and took out another book from her black cloak... Wood-burning knife technique.

Pit father ah! Youxi, you really robbed the Shaolin Temple directly!

Looking at the tens of 'cheat books' in his hand, the tangled look on Chen Yi's face...

"Just in case!" Youxi said.

whispering sound! That's right, what if Chunri changes his mind temporarily and asks him to play the drunken eight immortal stick technique?

A natural warrior, capable of resisting, defending and outputting, an epoch-making mt, who can imitate Brother Yun even if he ignores the nanny, and kill seven in and seven out from hell in another place...

That's what Kaguya said at the time, but how embarrassing are these words for the four seasons, and Kaguya, when you said 'seven in and seven out', was your tone a bit evil?

Anyway, Haruhi ended the filming early today, saying that he was going to shoot some behind-the-scenes footage—everyone has to go!

Thanks to Youxi's foresight, Chunri almost made Chen Yi perform all those Shaolin seventy-two stunts... If someone from Shaolin Temple saw it, they would probably cry... Maybe?

But, for these, Chen Yi is the kind who forgets after playing, how good it is to cut people, why hit people with his fists?

Of course, maybe because of this tidbit, there might be a bunch of new disciples in Shaolin Temple? It's just free publicity...

"Really! Why don't you have the kind of inner strength that you see on TV?" Looking at the video recorded on the dv, Haruhi began to criticize again, "It's like being separated by a few tens of meters away, with one punch The kind that the big tree blows up?"

"Aha~ Impossible! This is reality, not a TV series, movie or sci-fi blockbuster." Chen Yi patted Haruhi's face, "It would be great to be able to shoot this kind of effect, you still want me to smash the void ? Breaking through the sky? Or simply have a physical body cross the catastrophe and be struck by lightning? Please! I'm not a god... It's a desperate effort to do this step"....

"Come on! Who allowed you to have such close contact with our team leader!" Chun Ri slapped Chen Yi's hand away, "It's disbanded! Don't be late tomorrow!"

"Hey! Husband's ambition is not small! Crush the void with your fist? Break the sky with your feet? Could the next plan be to conquer Gensokyo?" On the way home, Kaguya said with a strange expression on his face. .

"...It's just casual talk, how can you take it seriously?" Chen Yi struggled for a while, as if he misunderstood you, "How can you be so suspicious!"

"Really? What is often said unintentionally seems to be very real..."

"Tsk! Wait!" It took a long time for Chen Yi to say a word.

"Wait? Oh heh heh heh! I will be waiting for you tonight." Hui Ye said and leaned towards Mei Hong. When did the relationship between you two become so good?

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Um! The cherry blossoms are in full bloom in late autumn...it's ridiculous, isn't it?

Again! It's fine if Haruhi doesn't think it's ridiculous!

The filming continues, Chen Yi is already packed, and he can play a guest role as a passer-by. According to the script that Haruhi told, Chen Yi will have a boss-style second-stage transformation afterward, appearing full of blood and demons...

Xiaobai appeared on the stage, and Xiaobai, who had been put by Chen Yi as Elvis King at Youxi's place, was thought of by Haruhi, the reason was that Youxi and the others were witches and needed familiars...

In other words, has the identity changed from an evil cosmic being to a witch?

"Hmm! Very good... black cats... no eh~" Haruhi saw that among the large group of cats that the little white-collar came over, none of them were black, and he hugged one of them helplessly. Chen Yi's has already jumped onto its exclusive seat - the top of Chen Yi's head.

"I'll just choose it, and let it go. As for Xiaobai, um~ just treat it as a disguise for its evil nature." Haruhi said, handing the cat in his hand, which will be named shamisen in the future, to Youxi, Chenyi Patting Xiaobai on the top of his head, Xiaobai also jumped onto Xianglinzi's shoulder very consciously.

Then continue shooting... Tsk! Seriously, enough boring to say.

"Gather on time tomorrow!" This is what Chen Yi has heard the most these days, and many of them can almost be synchronized with Haruhi...

And then... the cat spoke...

This is not scientific! Let those cat monsters, rabbit monsters and pig monsters who have been forced to work hard for hundreds of thousands of years in movies and novels, get struck by lightning from time to time, and get rid of demons from time to time...

Chen Yi guessed that Xiaobai could talk then, but...

"Meow ~" Rubbing his face, that's what it looks like! Shamisen has already said a lot of philosophical words, Xiaobai is still acting cute...

Afterwards, the movie was still being filmed, the scary incidents were still going on, the toy guns fired water bombs, and the contact lenses brought about by the daily change of contact lenses were constantly updated...

Fortunately, the toy gun did not have the power of a nuclear weapon as Chen Yi thought, and the invisible eye did not shoot a beam of light that penetrated the earth... gratifying.

A few days before the cultural festival, the school became even more popular. Chen Yi walked around the school with that imitation magic sword, and there was no student union, the dean came to talk.

Once the anomaly becomes routine, everyone agrees that they can accept it. Chen Yi seems to be planning to compare with him. After seeing the real Chen Yi restored, he left the stage sadly. The reason is that the girls who surrounded Chen Yi were dissatisfied.

Ah~~ Didn't expect that bad students who are famous in this school are also so popular?

Let's fix something first...

"Bang!" The unopened beverage can in Chen Yi's hand was directly scratched and exploded by a strong external force.

"Young shoe, can you make way?" Chen Yi looked at the green-faced student in front of him, his tone was very 'friendly', his hands were still dripping with drinks, and a few pieces of broken aluminum fell to the ground. …

"Please..." Sure enough, using force is the fastest way to solve things.

"I said you guys... Forget it, let's go." Chen Yi looked at Hui Ye and the others who were being watched, and Meihong who was about to explode, and said helplessly, seeing the clothes that Hui Ye and the others were already wearing belonged to Gensokyo, they were indeed in puberty A splash of hormones can break everything ah...

Youxi's hints seem to be useless... That guy! What about you! You don't want your phone anymore, do you? Dare to take pictures! ? Fuck!

Chen Yi's eyes were fixed, as long as the boys present took out their mobile phones, black smoke would rise from the mobile phones in their hands without exception...

Just treat yourself as selfish!

"Chen Yi, do you have something to say to me?" Jiong Xu on the rooftop looked at the rain that seemed to be blocked by something, and asked Chen Yi.

"Huh? I'm full to hold on?" Chen Yi glanced at Jixu, "You know I hate water, but you still bring me to this kind of place, tsk!"

"No!" Jiongxu gesticulated with both hands, "Uh... Asahina-senpai and the others have all talked to me, as usual, shouldn't you also say something? What do you think of Haruhi?"

"...a hammer!" Chen Yi yelled angrily, "Kazuki Koizumi and the others approached Kasuga with a purpose, and I was just the unlucky one who got involved! We are not in the same world at all, Your world is over, but my world is still open, what do you think I think? Tch! Now that this world is over, I will be buried with you."

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Perhaps Haruhi's enthusiasm has waned, and she still feels that there is not enough time. The scene where Chen Yi's second stage of transformation she originally planned appeared again with Ensi in his infancy - the curtain ended immediately.

The last stop between Mikuru and the evil alien sisters, because of Kazuki Koizumi who suddenly awakened his super power, hit the alien sisters to the other end of the universe with some unimaginable power... It's over.

That's it - dubious movie about time-travel, martial arts, magic, superpowers, and cheesy kissing scenes... Tsk! What the hell are you doing these days!

However, as entrusted by others, the subtitles that are purely fictitious have been specially emphasized, and they have been repeated at least three times...

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