Public Enemy

In the dream, Chen Yi had a dream. In the dream, he vaguely saw the mass migration of many girls in Fantasy Township...

"Reimu, this is another world. It's really different from Gensokyo. Looking at the big box, there is no magic power fluctuation, but it can freeze inside, ha! The food in it is delicious!"

"Ah~ I see, it's strange, where is the place to put the money, why can't I find it."

"Damn it! Hui Ye, I will definitely defeat you this time."

"Hehe! How about a turkey?"

Then came the loud game music...

The dazed Chen Yi was startled by the loud music, and immediately sat up in shock. The first thing Chen Yi thought was that his home had been burglarized?

Chen Yi put on his slippers and ran outside, oh my god, what a hell, Chen Yi who had just walked up the stairs saw the scene in the living room downstairs, slipped his foot and rolled down, a slipper fell on the Face first, on top of Chen Yi's head lying on the ground.

How is it possible! ? Chen Yi looked at the scene in front of him with a look of horror, the two people who connected their laptops to the TV to play games, they were Kaguya and Mei Hong, the duo who were picking up things in Chen Yi's house, Reimu and Marisa...

Alice Megatron, who looked at Marisa and Reimu with a resigned expression... cough, Alice Margotroyd.

Yakumozi, Yuyuko, Yayi Yonglin, and Grandma formed a four-person team to play mahjong. I don't know if it was Chen Yi's illusion. Just now, I saw a gap on the mahjong table... This is cheating !

As for Cuixiang, who almost drank almost all the wine in Chenyi's collection and was lying on the ground drunk, and Yakumolan and Orange Meow, who were lying on the thick carpet in the living room and rolling together... no comment!

Sakuya who searched for red wine, the eldest lady Remi who drank red wine, the second lady Fran who jumped up and down on the soft sofa, and Hong Meiling who kept destroying the large amount of snacks that Chen Yi used to hoard while waiting to die... …

oh! God! The bandits from Gensokyo? How did you find it! wrong! It should be how you guys got here! This anti-time travel is too sharp!

cough! Chen Yi coughed, trying to attract everyone's attention...

Chen Yi was decisively ignored...

cough! cough! ! cough! ! !

Snapped! A medicine bottle was thrown on Chen Yi's face, "Take medicine quickly if you are sick!" said Bai Yi Yonglin who had pasted a few notes on his face.

... Moon Mind, are you stupid? Didn't you see that Yakumo Zi, Yuyuko, and Grandma have teamed up to cut you one? The other party still opened a super cheat and said...

But when Chen Yi saw a few notes on Yakumo Zi's face...

Ah! You really deserve to be the brain of the moon, you can fight back after being squeezed like this...or you all just hang up... xd...

"Is there anyone who can talk!" Chen Yi shouted.

Everyone glanced at Chen Yi together, then decisively ignored him again.

your sister! ! !

"Hi! Hi!! Can you save some face! Anyway, I am also the owner of this place!" Chen Yi tried to regain the majesty of the crop owner...

This is dreaming! Everyone continues to ignore him...

But this is... Forget it, if it really happened, he would be asking for his own death, Chen Yi looked like a defeated rooster, but Chen Yi let go of a burden in his heart, although he didn't know what happened to this gang. here.

'The tide rises and falls in a hurry, grievances, grievances, life and death, how many people can see through...'

Chen Yi's mobile phone that has not been used for thousands of years (in Gensokyo) rang, strange? Who will call me, is it 10086? Chen Yi took out his mobile phone and saw that it was his father who had been calling for five years since he ran away. After hesitating for a moment, he pressed the answer button and kept the phone away from his ears. …

"Hey!! Son! Your father is coming back! Are you happy? Open the door quickly! Your father and I will be right there!" A roar came from Chen Yi's cell phone.

...I'm so happy! , don't come back sooner or later, come back at this time, Chen looks at the flowers and flowers in the room...

"Now the ones with long horns, long tails and wings, in short, as long as they have a few more parts than normal people, hide them for me!" Chen Yi was in a hurry, and picked up Cui Xiang, who was in a mess on the ground, "My father wants to come back It's gone!"

... No one paid attention to him.

Nima... You guys are forcing me to a dead end!

ding dong~

The doorbell rang, and Chen Yi stepped forward and locked the door from the inside, ignoring the doorbell directly, with the second lady on his back, Cuixiang who was drunk and unconscious on his shoulder, and the eldest lady who was constantly struggling and maliciously acting cute Remy, as for why Sakuya didn't stop, uh~, the other party had already covered his nose and fell to the ground when the eldest lady was acting maliciously...

Another hand is pulling a fox's tail, and the hand carrying the hand is biting an orange cat, just like this, Chen Yi struggled up the stairs...

When Chen Yi came to the living room again, the doorbell had stopped, replaced by the sound of knocking on the door, "Hey! The little bastard is so courageous! Dad didn't open the door when he came back, he kicked the door. !"

...Damn, isn't this kicked already?

"Here we come! We're here!" Chen Yi hesitated, but he still opened the door. As for his appearance, his parents will know sooner or later...

"Tch! What are you doing in the house, it took so long to open... Damn it! Boy, your gene has mutated!" Chen Qingcang, who was Chen's father, who pushed the door and entered, shouted loudly when he saw Chen Yi's appearance.

Chen Yi looked at the man in front of him who looked a lot like him when he hadn't crossed over but was much more mature...Young man, Dad, are you a monster? You were like this when I was a child...

"Yo! Dad, you are still 'young' as always." Chen Yi looked at the young woman behind Dad Chen, and grinned, "How is Mom?"

Chen's mother, whose real name is Lan Muling, when Chen's father passed five trials and killed six generals, and killed countless enemies, he finally married Chen's mother, who was as young as Chen's father...

"Ha! Young? This is inherited from the family, son, you should feel honored, but looking at your genetic mutation...it's hard to say whether you can get this inheritance..." Father Chen said while touching his chin, "But son, you have become beautiful."

well? Chen Yi's face drooped immediately, "Shouldn't you be surprised that your son has become like this?"

"Why should I be surprised? Hmph! As long as you remember that no matter what you become, you are the son of me and your mother!" Dad Chen's face was full of might...

Chen Yi almost cried when he said this, the resentment towards his parents for throwing him at home for five years disappeared instantly.

"But, son, you have been blocking the door from the very beginning, why don't you hurry up and let us in when your parents come back?"

"Uh... Dad, why don't we go to a restaurant to have dinner first? It's fine if the house is going to be in for a while, yes, mom." Chen Yi tried to get his mother's help.

Chen's mother narrowed her eyes and smiled, "Xiao Chen has grown up."

Chen Yi froze, did his mother find out?

"Which restaurant do you want to eat? I'm in a good mood, I'm in a good mood. I'll cook for you and let me in. Hey! I said you brat, you want to rebel, and you won't be allowed to enter your house."

It seems that this catastrophe is inevitable, Chen Yi sighed, "Okay, don't be surprised when Mom and Dad go in."

Chen's father didn't care, "Why are you surprised? Even if you demolish the house, you can just buy another one. We have money... Oh, I'll go!"...

When Chen's father entered the room, he was surprised, while Chen's mother continued to look at Chen Yi with a smile.

Father Chen glanced at the ten beautiful girls in the living room, and finally fixed his gaze on Chen Yi, making Chen Yi panic for a while.

With a look of comfort in my heart, Dad Chen patted Chen Yi on the shoulder, "Son, you have grown up and are better than your dad. Originally, Dad planned to find you a good wife. It doesn't seem to be necessary."

No! Dad, you seem to have misunderstood something...

"Young man! My dad is also from here, although our family has always been extremely strong, but." A wretched light flashed through Chen's dad's eyes, "Be careful, be careful not to be drained...ah! "

Chen Yi looked at Dad Chen who was being grabbed by Chen Mom with an embarrassing face, and Dad Chen grinned and continued: "Your dad, I bought a small island... Hey, it hurts, I plan to take you with me when I come back this time." I went on vacation, it seems that I don’t need it now, so your father and I will go there with your mother to live a two-person life... Oops, take it easy, it’s about to fall..."

Looking at Chen's mother who was walking out by Chen's father's ear, Chen Yi said: "Mom! Are you leaving again?"

Chen's mother smiled gently at Chen Yi, "Xiao Chen has grown up and should have his own life, so parents won't disturb your life anymore, mother is looking forward to having a grandson."

Chen's father also raised his eyebrows wretchedly at Chen Yi, "If you have nothing to do, you can go to Dad's place to play, call me!"

well? Hold a grandson? I go! It was too early, looking at his parents who left again, Chen Yi sighed melancholy, although he knew that his parents loved him very much, but with such parents...

"I said, how did you get here." After closing the door again, Chen Yi moved a chair and sat next to Yakumozi.

"It's a very simple answer. Take you as the coordinates. After passing Lan's calculations, I will use the remaining cosmic soul to open a permanent space channel. That's how it came about." Yakumo Zi said while exchanging cards in the gap.

I go! Chen Yi was horrified at the time, was the plane invading?

"Lord God, what's going on?"

[As long as there are coordinates from another world, when the host is extremely powerful, he can also cross planes]

"The reason why the gang from Gensokyo were able to come is also due to me."

[The host is a half shikigami of Yakumo Zi, so it can naturally be regarded as the coordinates of the parallel plane, or the host can understand that this is some kind of preferential treatment for the host as the public enemy of the traverser]

Fuck! I love this treat!

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