Public Enemy

"What!? Are you moving? Or move to my place?"

In Chen Yi's bedroom, Chen Yi watched Inaba, who were acting as coolies, constantly coming in and out of the closet, carrying things.

"Uh... By the way, this space channel is opened at the Hakurei Shrine. Where are you going so blatantly? Reimu didn't ask you for tolls?" Chen Yi asked Yong Lin who was sitting on his bed.

"How is it possible? I directly asked Zi to open a space channel in the Eternal Pavilion to connect with the money-grubbing witch. How could she find out? I think everyone else has also asked Zi to some extent."

...Reimu, you are so pitiful, your plan to collect tolls is about to fail.

"But why did you come to me when you had a good life at Yongeongting?" Chen Yi asked.

"There are no men on the moon here." Very simple answer...

"Okay! I want the basement here. Huiye is here with you. I'll go clean up the basement. Lingxian, come with me." Yonglin pointed to the computer holding Chenyi to turn on the third line (playing games, watching anime bubbles). Forum) Kaguya refused to leave, "Don't do strange things to the princess!"

After Yonglin left, Kaguya, who was still restrained, immediately let go of his hands and feet, and the crackling sound of typing on the keyboard continued to come out, making the keyboard master express a great deal of pressure.

"Hey! I said Hui Ye..." Chen Yi was about to speak when Hui Ye cut him off.

"Chen Yi, can't you travel through the world? When will you bring back a Ling Boli for me? I will be rewarded."

ha? Did it get here so suddenly? Chen Yi looked at Kaguya who kept uploading photos of himself while playing h-game and watching anime on the hand bubble forum...

"Cough! Huiye, it's not good for you to play h-game as a girl." Hearing the constant melody coming from the stereo, and the screen of the key scene in the game, Chen Yi couldn't help feeling a little bit Get hot.

Well! From various meanings, Chen Yi can be regarded as a thousand-year-old virgin...

"Huh?" Hui Ye wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth (Hey! It's broken!), and glanced at Chen Yi, "What? Do you want to play with my concubine?"

Nima...

"Cough ~ no, Hui Ye, you can play as long as you play, but if you play the heavy-tasting type like tentacles, aren't you afraid of having nightmares at night?" Chen Yi kindly persuaded, er...or maybe it was because of being caught by someone in the game. The picture attracts people who don't want to leave...

"Tch! How is my tentacle ability? By the way, I found this game in your computer." Hui Ye teased, "Hey, I added a password. It's been a long time since I got rid of Lan, so Lan can help you. My concubine has cracked the password..."

fuck it! I said, why does this game look so familiar? It turns out that I installed it before...

"Uh... this... this..." Justification can't...

"Can you not say it..." Chen Yi knelt down...

"Oh hehehe! I can understand that this concubine means that you are submissive."

Kaguya, you are a princess, not a queen! !

"yes……"

"Then come play live-action h-game with my concubine, my concubine has been playing with Hideyoshi-like creatures a long time ago hehehehe!"

... Are you a little bitch?

"You want to play with fire..." Chen Yi turned his head and left. To put it bluntly, he has a lust but no courage...

"Oh hehehe! Is it too late to leave now?" Hiss! ! The sound of clothes being torn is not Chen Yi's...

not good! ! Hearing this voice, Chen Yi's extraordinary sixth sense instinctively told him something bad was about to happen.

Hui Ye behind Chen Yi pulled the unsuspecting Chen Yi, and pulled Chen Yi onto his body. The two of them lay on the bed together. Hui Ye, who had a successful plot, immediately changed into a cute and pitiful look. , Chen Yi, who is dying, also heard a sound in the closet connected to Gensokyo...

"You guys!!!" Meihong who came out of the closet looked at the pieces of clothes on the floor, men and women in disheveled clothes on the bed, a man on top of a woman, and the woman looked pitiful and helpless (pretending), Meihong immediately made up her mind When the lonely man and the widow are in the same room, the man suddenly becomes lustful when he sees that there is no one else in the room, and intends to forcefully push the woman down, but the woman struggles to no avail...

"Scum! You are ready to wake up!!" Although Kaguya is Meihong's mortal enemy, but if you don't fight, you don't know each other. Now that Huiye is being persecuted (Meihong unilaterally thinks), she can't cheer beside her Cheer.

"Go to hell!!!" The flaming fist was imprinted on Chen Yi's face under Chen Yi's terrified and wronged eyes...

I am wronged! ! !

bump! !

Yonglin in the basement seemed to feel the whole house vibrate, "Hurry up and work! Don't be lazy!"

Yong Lin hit a whip at the feet of a Rabbit Demon who was walking a little slower while carrying things, and that Rabbit Demon trembled in fright. By the way, Yong Lin, where did you get the whip in your hand?

"Master, this is not good, after all, they have been moving these things for a long time." Shou Tu who was on the side couldn't bear Yong Lin's oppression...

"Oh? Lingxian has a good heart. It doesn't matter. Anyway, these rabbits usually eat or sleep. It's also good to exercise." Yong Lin had a 'kind' smile on her face, "Come! Lingxian, Try this bottle of my new medicine..."

Shoutu was immediately shrouded in shadow. Under invisible pressure, Lingxian drank Yonglin's experimental medicine with tears in his eyes, and then closed his eyes and waited for the side effects...

Namo... good... good...

(ps: Shanzai can go to Baidu and read the explanation...whether you can understand is up to you)

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"I said, you want to go out?" Chen Yi looked gloomily at Hui Ye who had already changed his clothes, and after learning the truth, Mei Hong went back from the closet after being defeated by scolding Hui Ye...

Well! According to Chen Yi's thinking, Meihong should be embarrassed, eh! It must be like this...

"Yeah! I just saw a manga exhibition nearby on the forum, and the manga exhibition is very close to here, so I... well! You will go with me."

You can use it with a hopeful eye, so what if it is very close? Do you know the way? Hahaha! Chen Yi kept shaking his head.

whispering sound! Hui Ye continued, "Don't you worry about going out alone as a weak woman like a concubine? What if you meet those wet and salty uncles..."

Weak woman? Ah, if you change your skin, you can play a cameo role as a Tyrannosaurus rex, don't go! Just don't go! Chen Yi continued to shake his head.

"The concubine has no choice but to go to Gensokyo to find Wenwen to expose some news." Huiye threatened while making a sad face of being rejected...

Nima...

Looking at the h-game screen that has been paused on the computer, if Paparazzi finds out...

Damn! Incredible! Incredible! God knows what kind of scandals I will have...

"I agreed!"

"Then Chen Yi, you change your clothes first, um! Just this one!" Hui Ye took out a dress that Chen Yi looked very familiar to him, "Come on! I will help you with your makeup."

Looking at the bows that Hui Ye kept taking out, Chen Yi finally understood why this dress looked so familiar...

Nima, this is not the clothes you stole from Mei Hong, "Forget it! I'll still wear my own."

"That's such a pity. I didn't have you when I was playing Dongfang here. I originally planned to let you play a guest role in Meihong's turkey." Hui Ye put away Meihong with a regretful face. "However, as compensation, Chen Yi should drink some water."...

"Go away! Don't think that I don't know what your plan is." Chen Yi slapped away the glass of cold water from Hui Ye's hand.

"Hey~ I don't know if Wenwen is in Monster Mountain now, why don't I go and see?"

……I drink! ! Chen Yi picked up the glass of cold water and drank it. Chen Yi who touched the cold water immediately shrank like a flat balloon, "Okay!"

"Hehe! Even if I've seen it before, I still can't help but feel amazing."

"Come on!" Chen Yi patted Hui Ye's hand pinching his face away, "Hurry up and get out, I need to change." Chen Yi tugged on the clothes that were already one size bigger.

"Even the voice has become so cute, this concubine really wants to raise such a Chen Yi."

...

Click! The door is closed.

Chen Yi also started to change his clothes, just took off his shirt...

Click ~ the door opened.

I￥...%￥\u0026amp;...%**\u0026amp;...

Chen Yi with his upper body bare looked at the head that came in, Kaguya's head glanced at Chen Yi's upper body, "It really is Hideyoshi", and then closed the door again.

fuck you! Chen Yi threw his clothes to the ground! Fuck his sister's Hideyoshi! I am a man! After locking the door, when Chen Yi was going to continue changing clothes, he suddenly felt unsafe and locked the window. Although this is on the second floor, but...

For all the existences in this house, the second floor is considered a p!

Uh... It seems that I still feel a little insecure, Chen Yi thought about it, and locked the wardrobe again, eh! In this way, everything is safe, Chen Yi, who felt safe, changed into the clothes he wore in Gensokyo, manga exhibition! You can't wear normal clothes.

After changing his clothes, Chen Yi removed the lock on the closet before leaving the bedroom. He didn't want to cut off the way to Gensokyo because he forgot to unlock the closet. What if the door is kicked? Isn't it yourself who pays in the end?

Leaving the bedroom, Chen Yi looked at Hui Ye who was ready to go, full of helplessness, and hoped that it would not cause any disturbances, saying that he encountered so many things when he just came back to buy a few clothes, but now...

I hope I don't meet anyone who doesn't have a good eye, Chen Yi doesn't want to be invited to drink tea or check the water meter, deliver water or deliver couriers and so on...

Although these are not big problems, they are troublesome!

Cos to go to the Comic Con by yourself?

What's the matter! !

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Are there any children's shoes that don't understand the meaning of please drink tea, check the water meter, deliver water, and deliver express delivery?

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