Put away your magical powers now!

Chapter 1 [What, my biological mother is a white fox? ]

(Can I read this?)

Chen Yan sat in the waiting hall of Jinlingfu High-speed Railway Station, holding a backpack in his hand, staring at the GG sign in the waiting hall in a daze.

People were coming and going around him, and no one would notice the young man sitting in a daze on the chair.

It was already winter, and the central air conditioning in the waiting hall was not enough, and it felt a little chilly. But Chen Yan felt that he was a little hot, as if he moved a little, there would be a fire coming out of his heart.

In fact, this morning, Chen Yan just resigned from the company-well, that's not right. To be precise, he didn't make it through the internship period and just left with his bag.

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The autumn recruitment situation during the graduation season this year was particularly cruel, so although this job was more work than cattle and horses, and the salary was less than chicken feed, a few months ago, Chen Yan, who had just graduated, had no choice but to accept this job.

The internship period was three months, and the salary was half.

Unexpectedly, after enduring three months of being a beast, helping the department leader pick up express deliveries and takeaways every day and acting as a bag-carrying boy, often working overtime for free and staying up late, and occasionally being responsible for acting as a "blame-taking intern" when things go wrong in the department, I found out that this leader is not a human being at all.

Well, in today's workplace, it seems that there are not many leaders who can be considered human beings.

The thing is, this morning Chen Yan just went downstairs to buy coffee for the leader in the company - in order to save a few dollars on takeaway fees, the old woman often assigned him to buy it physically.

Before returning to the office, Chen Yan received a call from someone in his hometown village, saying that Chen Yan's grandmother was sick, and if it was convenient, let Chen Yan go back to see her.

When Chen Yan asked the leader for leave, the old woman drank the iced Americano that Chen Yan bought for her, and said impatiently: Oh, why didn't you get sick earlier or later, but got sick at the end of the month when you are the busiest?

With just one sentence, Chen Yan, who had endured three months of life as a slave and had been smiling for three months, exploded.

The cup of takeaway coffee that he bought for the old woman was snatched by him on the spot and poured directly on the old woman's head!

Then, Chen Yan turned around and walked out of the office and returned to his workstation.

The old woman chased out of the office and cursed Chen Yan in front of more than a dozen colleagues in the office.

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Chen Yan suddenly turned around, showing a shy and gentle smile of a young man on his face, and replied politely with two words without anger.

"Amanda, I really don't like women who are more than ten years older than me, so even if you promise to promote me, I really can't accept you. I'm really sorry."

After these two sentences were said, more than a dozen colleagues in the department had their eyes lit up on the spot, and instantly turned into a crowd of spectators.

For a while, they looked at this handsome young intern, and then looked at Amanda, a middle-aged girl who was already 38 years old... one by one, their mouths and eyes were round, and they shouted in their hearts!

Hey hey hey! I heard that Amanda's husband is the vice president of the branch!

Damn, this woman is so bold!

Several of the company's gossip celebrities had already thought about who to share this melon with!

The old woman was so angry that she just said: You are talking nonsense and slandering...

Chen Yan smiled and bowed, then picked up his bag and ran away. He called an online taxi directly after leaving the company and went straight to the high-speed rail station.

...

It's not a post-00s rectification of the workplace. It's just a young man who was bullied and didn't want to endure it anymore.

Sitting in the waiting hall of the high-speed rail station, Chen Yan didn't care about the company's shit in his mind at all, and as for the middle-aged fairy named Amanda, he didn't even think about it.

No... listen to my old lady and go back to my hometown to inherit her legacy?

The grandmother in my hometown, the old woman that Chen Yan called [my old lady], raised Chen Yan for twenty years, starting when he was two years old.

To be precise, Chen Yan was picked up by the old lady.

How and where was he picked up? The old lady has not explained it clearly for so many years.

Well, in fact, there are too many versions, and the old lady herself always changes the settings!

When Chen Yan was six years old, when the old lady asked about it, she said that she picked up Chen Yan from the trash can outside the obstetrics and gynecology department of the county hospital.

When he was eight years old, the old lady said that she once went to the ruined temple on the mountain and found Chen Yan under the big tree behind the temple.

When he was eleven years old, the old lady's statement changed to that on a snowy night, a young, beautiful and desperate woman, holding the swaddled Chen Yan, begged to the old lady's door, left the child and 200 yuan and left.

When he was fifteen years old, the old lady changed her words and said that she actually rescued Chen Yan from the hands of human traffickers.

Eighteen years old...

Okay, the version told at the age of eighteen is the most amazing:

The old lady said that on a snowy night, a beautiful young woman who was desperate came to the old lady's door with the baby Chen Yan in her arms and begged...

Wait a minute! Isn't this the same as the version told at the age of eleven?

Don't worry, the old lady added a sentence at the end.

"Then, the woman suddenly turned into a snow-white fox, jumped into the snow, and disappeared into the mountains."

I'm asking you, absolutely not! !

When the eighteen-year-old Chen Yan heard this, he was so angry that his stomach hurt!

And turned into a white fox?

Why don't you say that my mother turned into Ultraman? !

Such a magical old lady, of course, also has a very awesome and powerful job in the local area.

She is the most powerful...

fortune-maker in the surrounding area.

Yes, it means literally.

Fortune-maker.

She can check Feng Shui and choose the graves for people when she has nothing to do.

Or she can take a peach wood sword and burn a talisman to drive away evil spirits and disasters.

If there is a funeral, the old lady can also go to cry.

She will rush to the mourning hall and face the room full of filial sons and grandchildren...

She will cry out to you in person!

She will cry and cry!

Not bad.

She will be eighty after crying!

In the words of the old lady, this is called art... No.

This is called, more money is better than less!

...

Chen Yan didn't know how the old lady fooled people. Anyway, since he could remember, the evaluation of the old lady in the village was: this old lady is a person!

…

A few months ago, after graduating from university, Chen Yan couldn’t find a job for a while, and the old lady called to ask Chen Yan to go home.

Meaning, let Chen Yan inherit the old lady’s legacy.

Since he couldn’t find a job that suited him in the big city, he might as well go back to the countryside and become a promising…

God of War!

Actually… Chen Yan really considered it seriously at that time.

No kidding.

It’s so hard to find a job now. I heard that there are a lot of 985s scrambling for jobs with a monthly salary of several thousand yuan in the autumn recruitment.

Chen Yan is self-aware.

In addition to having a good-looking face…

A non-key undergraduate, in this year’s autumn recruitment market, really doesn’t have much competitiveness.

In fact, Chen Yan’s personality is quite easy-going, the kind of person who can think about anything.

At most, he has a little bit of bad taste deep in his heart.

For example, when watching a TV series, when he sees a character in the play die…

He will definitely pull the progress bar back to see if the actor who plays the dead person on the screen secretly blinks and breathes.

In his daily life, he is kind to others - unless you step on his lungs and drive him crazy.

The old lady is Chen Yan's lungs, and you can't step on her.

Twenty-two-year-old Chen Yan has only had one fight in all these years: when he was a child, a group of half-grown children at the entrance of the village were playing around, and someone said that when the old lady was performing rituals, she was wearing colorful clothes and her hair was disheveled, "like an old ghost."

At that time, Chen Yan got angry. He was usually a cheerful person, but he picked up his fists and beat two boys who were half a head taller than him, making them cry for their parents, and one of them kicked him into the river.

So, the old lady wanted Chen Yan to go back and be a charlatan, and Chen Yan himself did not resist.

But... this time, there seems to be an additional condition for going back to be a charlatan.

I heard that once he goes back, the matchmaker in the village will come to introduce him to a blind date!

People get married early in the countryside, and many twenty-two-year-old men like Chen Yan are fathers, so it is normal for Chen Yan to be dragged to a blind date.

He actually met two of them, just during the previous summer vacation.

Among them, the one with the best appearance came with her father.

The girl's father, with dark skin, strong back and big waist, is a brave man who can run a horse on his arms!

Looking at the girl again...

Wow~~! (Boss Guo's tone)

She looks exactly like her father!

Just like this, after graduating from a junior college, she became a teacher without a regular position in a primary school in the county, and she felt that she was in the immortal class.

The opening gift was 188,000 yuan. In addition, the salary should be handed over in the future + the name should be added when buying a house in the city.

At that time, Chen Yan wanted to leave.

The matchmaker kept saying: Oh, it's good to be a teacher! Two holidays a year, and when you have children in the future, you can educate your own children well.

Children?

Goodbye!

Looking at this person's appearance, Chen Yan has no interest in having a [process of creating children] with her.

This marriage is not even for dogs!

In the end, the old lady dragged Chen Yan back home, pointed at the matchmaker's nose, and scolded him!

...

After two and a half hours of high-speed rail, he took a one-hour long-distance bus, and finally walked three miles.

When he finally reached the familiar entrance of the village...

Walking into the familiar village road, looking at the rural buildings on both sides, and watching the chickens and dogs running back and forth as if no one was around.

Chen Yan suddenly felt a little homesick.

Alas... that old lady who was always acting weird and mysterious...

What happened to her?

She should not be able to sit cross-legged and tell me the story of Zhong Kui catching ghosts anymore, right?

She certainly can't shout at the souls with a full voice, and dance with the gods, right?

What kind of scene will he see?

An old man lying on the bed, dying, with a sick face, haggard and old?

Walking into his own yard, Chen Yan couldn't help but slow down his pace.

His eyes were a little hot.

In an instant, all the good things about the old lady came to his mind.

The old lady made stir-fried edamame with pork, and used a fan to shoo away mosquitoes in the summer... and when she ate watermelon in the summer, she smiled and watched herself bite off the sweetest piece in the middle...

Hands were already pressed on the door panel of her house, and there was a buzzing in her ears - probably an illusion.

Took a deep breath, and when tears were about to flow out, Chen Yan gently pushed open the door.

Then...

He was stunned.

...

In the main hall of my house, on the wall facing the door, there is a New Year picture that I bought last Spring Festival and has not been torn off.

In the New Year picture, the chubby dragon son and daughter hold gold ingots on the left and right, and in the middle is the image of the emperor Taizu with a kind smile...

Don't laugh, many New Year pictures in the countryside have this standard.

There is a broken bamboo hat next to the door, and there is a half bag of corn on the left.

And in the middle...

A square table with a red tablecloth. Four old men are fighting!

In the main seat, there is an old lady with a rosy face and vigorous spirit. She has a head full of silver hair and a big bun behind her head. She wears cloth shoes with thousand-layer soles. She holds a pipe in one hand and an object in the other. Her fingers are rubbing back and forth on the object.

Her eyes are squinting, as if she is feeling the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon.

Then, the object in her right hand fell in the middle of the table.

"Eighty thousand!"

Then he pushed the cards in front of him.

"Self-draw! Hu Hu Hu!! Give me the money! Don't run! I finally got a big one!"

The old lady laughed so hard that her teeth were exposed.

Plop.

The bag in Chen Yan's hand fell to the ground.

Serious illness?

Chen Yan's first reaction was: I was fooled? !

"Old lady, please stop your magic!"

[The first chapter of the new book is here! Please read it, it's very important! !