Put away your magical powers now!

Chapter 2 [Are you getting angry? 】

Chen Yan is playing cards.

After arriving home just now, the old lady had no intention of greeting him, so Chen Yan could only move a small bench and sit next to her.

Just looking at it is not enough!

In the middle, the old lady went to the toilet, and Chen Yan had to go to the table to help with a beating!

Looking at the cards arranged in a row in front of me...

One piece per piece/five, sixty or seventy thousand/twenty thousand to twenty thousand/four, five or seven loaves...

Chen Yan suddenly felt a little dazed.

No, why did I come back? ! !

I was miserable for several hours!

Two and a half hours of high-speed train, one hour of long-distance bus, plus three miles of walking!

I almost cried before I walked in. You know, old lady? !

Huh? This is a good hand.

Knock out seven loaves and listen to three or six loaves...

Wait, what am I thinking!

The emotions are no longer coherent, okay!

Chen Yan felt that his mind was a little messed up.

Turning around, the old lady sat on the bench next to her, holding a washed cucumber in her hand and gnawing on it.

After glancing at Chen Yan, the old lady snapped the cucumber in her hand into two pieces and handed over half of it.

"Eat?"

"..."

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When the clock hit five o'clock in the evening, after eight rounds of today's play, several old partners left one after another.

Send away the neighbors, Mrs. Zhang and Mr. Xu. The last person to leave was Uncle Niu who ran the canteen.

Before Uncle Niu left, the old lady stopped him.

"Old cow."

"What's wrong?" Uncle Niu lost ten yuan and eighty cents today, and he was not happy: "The money was calculated correctly! I gave you a lot!"

The old lady smiled, looked at the old cow carefully, sighed softly, and waved her hand: "Well, I have figured out what will happen to your family in the future. I originally wanted to send you a few words... But, that matter When it happens, you will be long gone.

If you don't talk about it, it will only increase your troubles. "

The old Niutou was dumbfounded - no, is this a good thing?

However, Uncle Niu was familiar with the old lady, and he knew that the old lady was always full of weird things, so he immediately laughed and scolded: "Are you making fun of me again? I will go to the county to see my grandson tomorrow morning, and we will play cards next week."

The old lady narrowed her eyes and smiled, without saying a word, and sent the old cow away.

Grandfather and grandson can finally face off 1V1.

After staring for a while, Chen Yan couldn't hold himself any longer.

"Old lady, you won Uncle Niu's meat money again, right? The old Niu family has to be vegetarian for the past two days." Chen Yan muttered cautiously.

"It's not a big deal. The old cow has high blood lipids. It will be good for him to eat less meat."

The old lady smiled so kindly, turned around and went into the kitchen, and took out a bowl of jelly from the cupboard.

"Mung bean flour. Knowing you were coming back, I had someone deliver it this afternoon. The sesame oil is in the cupboard. Get it yourself."

Stop it! ! I didn’t explain clearly, what kind of jelly should I eat?

Chen Yan looked at the bowl of jelly and drooled angrily.

Chen Yan calmed down, took a deep breath, and stared at the old lady.

"The old village chief called me."

"Hmm. What's going on? He wants to sponsor a talk show and variety show?"

Ouch~~! (Boss Guo’s tone again)

Old lady, you are quite capable. It seems that you have been using the Penguin membership I recharged for you?

The old lady took a puff of cigarette, walked over and closed the main door. Chen Yan followed her and asked questions.

"The old village chief said you fainted yesterday morning and went to the hospital?"

"Well, that's right, I went and came back." The old lady said lightly.

"What do you mean?"

"I went to check. The hospital didn't find anything wrong, so I came back." The old lady said calmly.

Chen Yan was stunned: "Then why did you faint? Heat stroke? That's not possible. In this season, it will snow in a few days."

The old lady didn't say anything and walked back to the table. She looked at the jelly on the table. She picked up her chopsticks and took a bite. Then she squinted and looked at Chen Yan: "It tastes very good. You really don't want to eat it." ?”

Chen Yan scratched his hair hard and got a little angry: "Grandma! Ancestor! What's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

"Ah, it's nothing serious." The old lady ate her jelly and pouted as if nothing had happened: "But speaking of it, I really should call you back."

Chen Yan smiled helplessly: "Just tell me."

The old lady put down her chopsticks and looked at Chen Yan with a smile.

"Well... I said I was about to die. Do you believe it?"

Chen Yan: o_o….

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Two seconds later.

"What?"

Chen Yan jumped three feet high.

The old lady waved her hands in a good-tempered manner, with a very stable mood and a kind attitude: "Don't jump yet.

That's what happened. I've done the math, there's still one day left. "

Chen Yan is anxious!

"Can you please stop making trouble? My ancestor!" He then went over to grab the old lady's arm: "Let's go!! I will accompany you to the hospital! Go now!"

"Okay, I told you that nothing was found in the hospital. Which hospital should I go to?" The old lady casually put aside Chen Yan's hand and took a long puff of smoke... The old lady was really calm and calm. Here comes a small back dragon.

Well, it's the kind where you take a puff and put it into your mouth without inhaling it into your trachea. You spit out the smoke directly through your mouth and inhale it through your nose.

As long as you have smoked for less than ten years, you will not be able to practice this kind of labor without suffering from bronchitis for seven or eight years.

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The old lady smiled softly and said: "There is no need to go to the hospital. I have calculated it myself. This is called the end!"

It's destined. Your grandma, I still have..."

As she said that, she glanced at the clock on the wall... Hmm? The clock is not turning. The battery has not been changed and it has stopped long ago.

The old lady grabbed Chen Yan's mobile phone on the table and glanced at the time on the phone.

"...I still have 18 hours and 43 minutes to live. "

Chen Yan was dumbfounded.

How can this be calculated as longevity so accurately?

Accurate to the minute?!

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It's not that Chen Yan is careless, it's just that he has experienced too many such nonsense from childhood to adulthood.

Well, my biological mother is a white fox, remember.

But Chen Yan's heart gradually settled down after the old lady's nonsense.

He probably judged that this time, it was still the same as the countless pranks he had experienced since childhood, and the old lady was playing a trick on him.

Have you ever seen a grandmother lie to her eight-year-old grandson that if he wanted to learn the magic of the Fire Cloud Evil God, he had to eat a spoonful of stir-fried chili peppers every day?

That summer, Chen Yan's butt hurt for two weeks!

As for what he saw I watched some TV show to learn the old lady's black history of walking barefoot on cow dung, and now thinking about it makes Chen Yan cry...

Anyway! Over time, Chen Yan knows the old lady's character too well.

All kinds of pranks, all kinds of jokes without limits, are the indispensable life seasonings in the life of the grandparents and grandchildren for twenty years.

Okay, old lady, you like to act, right?

Act!

Chen Yan suddenly stopped being anxious, went straight to the kitchen to get a pair of chopsticks, and began to concentrate on attacking the bowl of jelly in front of him.

Watching Chen Yan eat jelly, the old lady smiled kindly.

"By the way, my shroud is also ready. I have to try it later. If it doesn't fit, I still have time to change it. Go to knock on the door of Liu the tailor before it gets dark."

Just after eating the jelly, the old lady suddenly said this.

"...Okay, okay. "Chen Yan rolled his eyes helplessly.

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In the middle of the night, lying on the bed in his own room, Chen Yan actually tossed and turned, feeling a little uncomfortable.

However, listening to the old lady's deafening snoring in the next room, it was overwhelming and full of energy!

This lung capacity! This spirit?

I have been in this city for several years with a sub-healthy body. If I don't stop drinking and masturbating, maybe she can send me away!

Chen Yan felt more at ease, turned over, and finally fell asleep.

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It was too tiring to run around all the way yesterday. Chen Yan didn't get up until almost noon the next day. He put on his clothes and didn't brush his teeth. The old lady sent him to the village entrance to buy sauce. Oil.

Chen Yan walked to the entrance of the village yawning, and suddenly saw a black car whizzing past him.

Yo? A Mercedes-Benz.

Oh, no, it's not a Mercedes-Benz.

This is a Maybach.

After all, Chen Yan has been in college for a few years in a big city like Jinling Prefecture, so he has seen a little bit of the world.

Could it be that some rich investors have come to the village?

Chen Yan looked back a few times, but found that the Maybach had driven more than ten meters, braked suddenly and stopped, and then quickly reversed back to Chen Yan's side before stopping again.

The car window fell, revealing a long and sturdy face with a face full of flesh, and asked in a rough voice:

"Are you Chen Yan?"

Chen Yan was stunned.

But looking at the other person's face full of flesh, he didn't look like a good person!

Chen Yan pondered for a moment and shook his head calmly: "No."

"Oh... How do I get to Chen Yan's house? "

Chen Yan smiled calmly and pointed in the opposite direction: "Go about 500 meters over there, cross the river and turn right."

"Thank you."

The Maybach started and drove away, and Chen Yan turned around and ran towards the home of the village security director - the two sons of the security director are police officers.

There are also two big dogs in the yard, which are very fierce.

Unfortunately, a few seconds later, the Maybach drove back.

It made a sharp turn and stopped in front of Chen Yan. Two sturdy men in black walked out of the car. The target was clear, and they went straight to Chen Yan.

"Boy, you are lying! We have seen your photo, you are Chen Yan! "

Chen Yan struggled in vain and became anxious.

No!

You either can't react! Or you react later!

It's very difficult for me to deal with such a mediocre IQ!

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Without saying anything, the two of them carried Chen Yan to the car, stuffed him into the back seat, and then sandwiched Chen Yan in the middle.

The Maybach drove away.

Chen Yan looked around carefully in the car.

The driver, the co-pilot, and the two sturdy men beside him.

There were four people in total, all wearing black suits and full of fierceness.

The face was full of fat, and the hair was short - let's put it this way, if you go to Dahengdian to be an extra, you can play a gangster or a fugitive, and you don't need to wear makeup.

Chen Yan forced a smile.

"Well, brothers, do you have any advice? ”

No answer.

Seeing the car leaving the village, Chen Yan hesitated for a moment, and then tentatively whispered: "Brother, I have kidney deficiency, my kidneys are worthless... Well, I also have fatty liver, my liver is also worthless..."

The evil man sitting on the left finally couldn't help but speak.

"Don't talk nonsense, we don't want your organs."

The black-clothed burly man in the front passenger seat was probably the leader, and he also looked back at Chen Yan: "Don't be afraid, we are not bad people. Our boss wants to see you."

Boss?

What boss?

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The Maybach left the village and drove into the nearby town more than ten minutes later.

The best hotel in the town is called [Grand Oriental Hotel].

Well, the two [big] characters fully reflect the owner's shallow cultural foundation.

The name is very big, but it is actually only two floors.

The car drove to the open space at the back door of the hotel and stopped. Chen Yan was sandwiched by two strong men and got out of the car, and then sent all the way to the top floor of the hotel.

The door at the end of the corridor was pushed open, and a man in black beside Chen Yan made a gesture to invite him in.

Chen Yan rolled his eyes.

Although he was a little panicked, he knew very well that the savings at home were not enough for others to come and kill for money.

Besides, curiosity prevailed at this moment.

He walked into the door.

Then, he saw a thin old man who looked like an alien in the spacious room, sitting on the sofa, smiling kindly at him.

Oh my god, this face is so familiar!

Looking at that alien-like face with a high national popularity...

The word "gold sponsor daddy" almost came to my lips!

I saw a living one!!

The middle-aged man stood up and stretched out his hand to Chen Yan with a smile.

"Mr. Chen Yan, hello, I am Ma..."

"I know, I know! Dad Ma... No, Mr. Ma! Who doesn't know you!"

Chen Yan was a little confused.

Boss Ma looked at Chen Yan and smiled: "Come, let's sit down and talk. This is my first time in your place. I don't know what the local customs are, so I asked someone to prepare something casually."

There were some local specialties on a dining table in the room.

And the two bottles of state-level Moutai in the center jumped into Chen Yan's eyes.

"Can you drink? Let's have two cups." Boss Ma waved his hand with a heroic gesture and tilted his head: "Cancel all my afternoon schedule. Mr. Chen Yan and I are going to get drunk together."

Chen Yan was stunned, and then he realized that there was a person standing in the corner next to the sofa in the room. He was probably Boss Ma's confidant, a middle-aged man with an ordinary appearance. After receiving Boss Ma's instructions, he nodded, took out his mobile phone and sent a few messages, and then continued to stand quietly in the room.

Chen Yan was pushed to the table and sat down.

"How old is Mr. Chen Yan this year?"

"Twenty-two."

"Young and promising! Where are you doing well?"

"Uh..." Chen Yan was a little entangled, and then he said: "That... Actually, I was originally an intern in the planning department of a local promotion GG company under the Ali system in Jinling Prefecture."

"Oh? Are you from our Ali system? The local subordinate local promotion GG company, the planning department?" Boss Ma's eyes flashed a gleam of light, and also implied a little joy.

"Well, it's not like that anymore..." Chen Yan was a little embarrassed - Boss Ma, I really didn't mean to hit you in the face...

"Why?" Old Ma was a little disappointed.

"Because... Hey, forget it." Chen Yan was not the kind of person who liked to complain when he got the chance: "It's just that the relationship with the department manager was not good. There's nothing to say. It's the workplace."

Boss Ma said "Oh" and suddenly tilted his head: "Check who is the person in charge of the GG company under the Jinling Mansion branch, and who is the person in charge of the planning department over there."

"Okay." The middle-aged man with no sense of existence nodded and was about to pick up his phone.

Boss Ma suddenly shook his head, waved his hand and smiled: "Forget it, no need to check."

Just when Chen Yan didn't react, Boss Ma suddenly added a sentence lightly.

"Fire them all."

All!

Fire!

Fire!

Okay!

In an instant, Chen Yan finally came back to life! Suddenly, there was a shock!

Suddenly, an absurd and unbelievable thought flashed through his mind.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!!

Didn't the old lady always say that she was picked up?

This boss Ma, he wouldn't... he wouldn't be...

But then Chen Yan immediately dispelled this ridiculous guess.

Just my face! This appearance! This height!

Just Boss Ma's alien face, that small body...

He couldn't give birth to such a big son like me!

"Well, Mr. Ma." Chen Yan calmed down at this moment and took a deep breath: "I don't know why you sent someone to find me here, that... well, I don't know how to say it. I'm a small person... I got up in the morning and didn't brush my teeth yet, and my old lady called me out to buy things. You see... I'm really a little confused now."

Boss Ma's eyes suddenly narrowed.

He picked up the chopsticks, picked up a mouthful of cold cucumber shreds, put it in his mouth, and asked as if he didn't care.

"Old lady, are you okay?"

"Huh?"

Old lady?

Boss Ma knows our old witch? !

Chen Yan took a deep breath, his heart beating.

"You... know our god... um, my grandmother?"

"Yes!"

Boss Ma answered very straightforwardly, and then, in a low but firm voice, he said: "Back then, your grandmother helped me once."

Chen Yan was a little confused.

Help you once? What can our old lady who talks nonsense do for you?

Help you to call back the soul? Or did the old lady give you talisman water when you were sick?

"Many years ago, I encountered a hurdle. After being introduced by someone, I found an old man to help me calculate once. That time, it helped me a lot." Boss Ma suddenly felt a little emotional and couldn't help but add: "Too much."

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Chen Yan rolled his eyes.

Our old lady's business has expanded to the Forbes list!

No...

What's going on!

Did I get up too fast today?

Or is my posture wrong when I got up?

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[Solemnly note: The story of this book is purely fictional and takes place in a fictional world. All the characters or events in the story are fictional and do not involve reality. They are completely unrelated to reality!

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