Qin Shi dimension chat group

Qilin: "How much do they owe you?"

Wu Liuqi: "Ten portions of beef offal cost 70 yuan, and the performance fee for Qi Control Scissors is 30 yuan, totaling 100 yuan."

Xia Li: "Wait a minute, I didn't watch your performance, so the money doesn't count."

Wu Liuqi: "I've already acted, now it's not up to you."

Wu Liuqi: "But I would like to ask, this Ms. Su Daji, are you single now? If you are single, why not come and have a meal together?"

Su Daji: "I won't go."

Wu Liuqi: "I invite you!"

Su Daji: "I won't go."

Wu Liuqi: "I don't want any money from the bastard either."

Su Daji: "No, I can use shells to pay for the meal."

Wu Liuqi: "Maybe we can have a cup of tea together."

Su Daji: "I won't go."

Wu Liuqi: "Why, there must be a reason."

Su Daji knew that the avatar was her own. He was really ugly, and he had three hairs on his head, which was not pretty at all.

Of course, appearance is not important, the key is, why should I accept being approached.

He Xi took a look at the newcomer's appearance, and he looked...

Hey, the world is full of wonders. It seems that Kesha's decision to assign Sha Yan to Ge Xiaolun was actually a good choice.

Not as good as the top, but more than the bottom. In the current system, Yan is matched with Ge Xiaolun. What if in another two years, he will become someone else?

So Ge Xiaolun is actually fine.

Su Daji: "I'm very busy, I have to farm."

After being rejected, Wu Liuqi looked through the profile pictures in the group. Oh, that's good. Why did he hang himself on a tree with a crooked neck? That's not the case.

Then, he liked all the beauties in the group.

Wu Liuqi: "@天记王河西@火灵记@MedusaQueen@phantomfang empress@Tushan Yaya@ Intelligent Ji Ye Yun@Qilin."

Xia Li: "Everyone is very busy. How can we have time so early in the morning?"

Everyone who saw his message chose to ignore it. They already knew what he was going to do, so they simply ignored him.

The time was exactly eight o'clock.

[Ding dong, Xiaodusha signs in and gets three points]

Xiao Dusha: "I'm here to sign in, good morning."

Wu Liuqi: "There are actually pets in the group."

Queen Medusa: "I raised her."

Qilin: "Most people may not keep this as a pet. The Queen is really a cruel person."

Xiao Dusha: "I am a baby snake that can eat and sleep."

Xiao Dusha yawned and took a closer look, wow, there is a new person in the group, but this new person is so strange~

Social Sister Baoer: "So, when will you two give him money!"

Xia Li: "Having sex for free makes me happy."

Su Daji: "~"

Queen Medusa: "Whoring for free makes me happy."

Sister Bao'er from society: "@MedusaQueen, why are you happy? What did you do for free?"

Xiao Dusha curled her lips, of course she had prostituted my brother Xia Li for nothing, huh, she got a huge advantage and she didn't even say it.

Brother Xia Li is still in the dark now. When I accumulate enough points, I must go and tell brother Xia Li!

Then he asked him to take Xia Xiaodie home, and take me back as well.

By then, the queen's conspiracy will be shattered.

Don't even think about blackmailing brother Xia Li anymore.

After Queen Medusa had breakfast, she was ready to continue playing elsewhere.

She felt that the bottleneck of the Seven-Star Dou Sect was beginning to loosen, and it would only take half a month at most to reach the Eight-Star Dou Sect.

And the little baby in her belly is now an Eight-Star Fighting Emperor. Xiao Dusha has also picked up a little advantage, benefited from it, and slightly improved his mental power.

"Hey, don't get involved in my daughter's fairy spirit." Medusa said in disgust.

Xiao Dusha chuckled: "I am her snake aunt, so what if I get a little bit involved? I will help you take care of her in the future."

Queen Medusa has been very happy recently and doesn't care about her anymore, but she won't let her secretly absorb it in the future.

It's only a month old now, and it's already an eight-star Dou Emperor. It's probably not difficult to break through the Dou Emperor after ten months of pregnancy.

What's more, if I hold it back as hard as I can, and I'm pregnant with him for two or three years, I'll be able to absorb more of him, and I'll become Dou Di by the way.

Ha ha.

Xia Li: "@五六七, let me tell you a fortune, and then pay for breakfast."

Wu Liuqi: "Can you tell fortunes?"

Xia Li: "Yes, and it's very accurate."

Queen Medusa sighed, "Oh, what a pity. If I couldn't let him know, I really wanted to ask him to tell me when she would give birth."

Wu Liuqi: "I want to know my past."

Xia Li: "You have crossed mountains and seas, and also passed through mountains and seas of people."

Queen Medusa: "Everything you once destroyed for me was gone like smoke in the blink of an eye."

Xia Li: "You also know this song."

Social sister Baoer: "Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei~"

Wu Liuqi: "I seem to have heard Wang Feng sing this song before."

Social Sister Baoer: "Who is Wang Feng?"

Wu Liuqi: "A dog, the boss of a street band."

Wu Liuqi: "Then when will you tell me my fortune?"

Xia Li: "Of course it's now. You were once the number one assassin in the Xuanwu Kingdom, but you were betrayed and escaped defeat. The knife in Ji Taibao's place is proof of that."

Xuanwu Kingdom?

The first assassin?

Wu Liuqi seemed to have been refreshed in his worldview. I turned out to be so awesome, hehehehehehehe!

His expression gradually became arrogant, and he grinned evilly, revealing his big white teeth.

No wonder I feel that I am different from others. It turns out that I am a master!

He has already imagined a glorious future life in his mind!

Wu Liuqi: "Then I must have been very rich before!"

Xia Li: "Of course, you are the number one assassin, Wu Liuqi, pick up your scissors, stop selling shit and become an assassin!"

Wu Liuqi: "Then how do I get back my past memories?"

Xia Li: "I've already lost it, why bother to find it again? I can just live the rest of my life according to my current thoughts."

good!

Wu Liuqi's blood suddenly boiled and he threw a bowl of beef offal directly to the ground. I decided not to sell offal. I wanted to be an assassin.

Make big money! Make big money!

Wu Liuqi's character is extremely simple, he is kind-hearted, he likes kind girls, and more importantly, he loves money.

However, with his current careless character, he is destined not to be a good assassin.

Xia Li: "Actually, if you become an assassin now, you might even find a good marriage."

Wu Liuqi: "I can make money and have a good marriage. I'll do this job."

Qilin was a little speechless. What was the group leader doing? He was tricking people into becoming assassins. In her understanding, assassins must be bad people, and the group leader was usually a pretty good person.

Qilin: "Xia Li, are you really okay with this? Let others be assassins."

Xia Li: "It doesn't matter. Being an assassin is just a way to hone his scissor skills. Once his scissors are completely gone, he will become an excellent barber."

Qilin: "Aha? This logic is very strange."

Xia Li: "A barber who doesn't want to be an assassin is not a good barber."

[Ding dong, Wu Liuqi officially changed his name to Assassin Wu Liuqi]

The world of Assassin Wu Liuqi.

"Ji Dabao, let's become assassins, and you will be my agent!"

Whoosh!

Wu Liuqi pushed the snack cart and ran back quickly, found Chicken Dabao and said.

Chicken Dabao is a blue rooster with a pair of sunglasses and a voice exactly like Eric Tsang.

Ji Dabao pushed up his sunglasses, threw away the cigar in his mouth, and said with equal enthusiasm, "Okay, Ah Qi, let's go be assassins!"

From now on, there will be one less offal seller in front of Ruozhi Primary School, and there will be a barber shop named Da Baoding and a bad assassin on the pure island.

Ji Dabao gave Wu Liuqi strict training, and finally trained him from a cowboy seller to a hair cutter, and he also took on tasks and became an assassin.

Three days later.

Chat group.

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "If anyone needs to kill anyone, you can tell me. It has just opened now, half price."

Xiao Yan: "Being an assassin can also lead to marriage, which is great."

Tushan Yaya: "No, we are a peace-loving group, you should find a job elsewhere."

Qilin: "How many people have you successfully assassinated?"

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "None of them. Although I have great martial arts skills, I have never succeeded."

Xia Li: "Have you ever met a girl wearing a mask?"

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Yes, what happened?"

Xia Li: "Go after her. She is a beauty. You will know when you take off her mask next time."

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "It looks very good."

Xia Li: "@yanlingji, how is your practice now?"

Yan Lingji: "It's very average. I spent all the points. I should be able to beat the Dou Wang."

Her points were very few to begin with, and she was the only one in the group besides Tang San who had the least one.

The list of materials collected by Chengxian Stove has been given to Xia Li for several days, and he is waiting to give it to Yan Lingji when she is about the same strength.

Xia Li: "Then when do you have time?"

Yan Lingji: "My little brother has his birthday tomorrow. I will go out after his birthday."

Xia Li: "Okay, it's settled."

Medusa: "Are you making some ulterior deal?"

Su Daji: "Master is not such a person."

Yan Lingji: "I promised to help the group leader collect some materials, and then he gave me permission to travel through dimensions, that's all."

Tushan Yaya: "It turns out that I work for the group leader."

Yan Lingji: "That's about right. Do you want to come together?"

Haha, I see, Medusa has no interest in this. It is impossible to work part-time. It is impossible to work part-time in this life.

[Xia Li’s red envelope for Yan Lingji]

[Yan Lingji receives the red envelope]

In Yan Lingji's hand, she got a list, including precious materials from their world, as well as from other worlds. There must be dozens of items listed, and it is still unfinished.

Even if Yan Lingji goes to search for it, it should take a long time.

These things are all necessary materials for repairing the Chengxian stove.

And only Yan Lingji can go, because of the problem of time, many things have disappeared in the long river of time as time goes by.

Only she has the opportunity to obtain those precious materials that exist in history books.

Xia Li said: "Come on Yan Lingji, I'm waiting for your good news."

Yan Lingji: "Yeah, I'll leave the day after tomorrow."

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Is it Yan Lingji's younger brother's birthday tomorrow? That's great. Come and celebrate my brother-in-law's birthday."

Yan Lingji: "Who is your brother-in-law? Believe it or not, I will be the first to kill you tomorrow!"

Xiao Yan: "Hey, Lao Li just can't change his bad mouth."

Assassin Wu Liuqi took a look at Yan Lingji's profile picture and clicked on the large picture. Wow, it looks good. It really looks good.

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Do you need to tidy up your hair? It's free, no money."

Yan Lingji looked at herself in the mirror and said, "No, I'm beautiful."

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Ji Yanling, if you have any incurable diseases in the future, please come to me. I am a master of gynecology and the Three Saints of Nirvana!"

Tushan Yaya: "You two, go ahead and do what you have to do, and don't harass Yan Lingji!"

Xiao Yaya couldn't stand it anymore and stood up to fight against the injustice. Huh, she couldn't stand others bullying others the most.

Of course, when I bully others, others can't stop me.

Only I can bully people.

The bright moon world in Qin Dynasty.

Xia Li returned to reality and tidied up the house with Xiao Qianlong.

Now, it is gradually approaching late autumn, winter is coming, and the weather is getting colder and colder.

Da Siming was still wearing a slim-fitting long skirt as always, which fully outlined her figure and was extremely beautiful. She snuggled next to Xia Li.

There were more people in their family. At first, Da Siming was a little uncomfortable with it. However, as time went by and Concubine Yan chatted with her, she gradually accepted Concubine Yan.

"Xiao Li, let me discuss something with you." Da Siming said.

"What's up?"

Then Da Siming went to call Concubine Yan. Of course, it was an important matter in their family.

Concubine Yan asked doubtfully: "What's wrong, Yao?"

Grand Siming Xia Yao said: "I plan to get married to Xiaoli in the spring of next year. Of course, that's a story later. There is one more thing we need to discuss. After we get married, we will temporarily send Xiaoqianlong to live with Duanmurong.

Bar.

After all, when we are newly married and have a child at home, it will always be a little inconvenient."

Xia Li thought for a moment and then agreed: "Okay, where is Concubine Yan?"

Concubine Yan thought for a while and nodded gently: "Okay, I will visit her more during the day."

Da Siming smiled and said: "Yeah, so be it, I don't have anything else to do."

The purple-haired girl secretly overheard, "Huh, you've excluded me again and don't consider my opinion, but I just listen to Xiaoli."

Da Siming pulled her over and put her on his lap: "You should also play with us more, don't always be bored alone."

The purple-haired girl blinked, broke away from her, and then sat next to Xia Li, listening to their chat quietly. Hey, it was really boring.

The woman kept talking about these trivial things. She dragged Xia Li to see the machine technique she had just done, and let the two of them talk.