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Yan Lingji: "Wu Liuqi, please give me some beef offal."

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "I'm not selling it anymore. I can cut your hair for five yuan for a clean cut, fifteen yuan for washing and blowjob. I can give it to you for free, but we want to go to the beach together!"

hey-hey.

If you don't sell it, the food truck will be idle.

Yan Lingji thought of a good way to get rich.

A few days ago, Yan Lingji dug a well in her home, and then she took an electric drill and drilled holes from house to house in her village.

She also made a lot of money because of this. She is a very smart fire girl.

Yan Lingji: "Then sell the food truck to me. You won't use it anyway. How much does it cost? It won't be free, right?"

Sister Baoer from Society: "So witty."

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Oh, okay."

[A big red envelope from Assassin Wu Liuqi to Yan Lingji]

Bang!

In Yan Lingji's house, a food truck dropped from the sky. It didn't cost a penny, and she didn't have any money either.

Haha, got it.

"Sister knows magic, she's so awesome!" Brother Yan cheered.

Yan Lingji chuckled: "This is your second birthday gift!"

The first item is of course the bear rag doll.

Brother Yan took off all the gaudy signs on the car, and then put a sign saying "Little Brother Yan Malatang"

It is impossible to make offal from cattle. In this era, people rely on the sky for food and rely on cattle for plowing the land. People have a high degree of respect for cattle.

Even if this place is just a tribe and the regulations are not strict, openly selling offal is still likely to attract criticism, and no matter what kind of meat it is, it is high-end and may not be easy to sell.

Just have Malatang, you can add anything.

"Sister, why is it called Malatang?" Brother Yan asked.

Yan Lingji put her hand on her waist and patted him: "Why do you care so much? The day after tomorrow you go to the market to sell spicy hotpot. If anyone bullies you, come and tell your sister, I will burn him to death!"

"Okay, sister!"

Brother Yan was very happy. He packed up his food truck. When his birthday is tomorrow, he will go out to work to earn money for his sister's dowry.

Chat group.

Yan Lingji: "How do you celebrate your birthday?"

Xia Li thought about it for a while, and it seemed like nothing happened. Besides, there were no queens or concubines competing for favor in his family. Da Siming lived a casual life and didn't care about this.

Everything is the same as usual.

Sister Bao'er from society: "I caught three idiots, put them in a container, and threw them into the sea. I still remember them fresh."

Qilin: "Ah, this birthday is really colorful."

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "His Royal Highness celebrated his birthday back then, and everyone celebrated it, but now things have changed."

Tianji Wang Hexi: "I heard that mortals like to eat cakes on their birthdays."

Tushan Yaya: "That's right, Yan Lingji, would you like to try the cake produced by Yaoxinzhai? It's very delicious, and it only costs three points!"

Social Sister Baoer: "Xiao Yaya will never miss the opportunity to earn points."

Su Daji: "Even if it's my birthday, I still eat dirt or drink the northwest wind as usual."

Yan Lingji: "It's impossible to eat dirt. It's impossible to eat dirt in this life. I'd better buy a Xiao Yaya cake. I haven't eaten it yet."

Tushan Yaya: "Okay, don't worry, I will get you the freshest cake tomorrow."

Sister Bao'er from society: "Xiao Yaya is still a good businessman and is proficient in cheating and abduction. If she is so considerate of her family, she will make a fortune sooner or later."

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Xiao Yaya, you have forgotten the purpose of our group. Our goal should be to exchange food, and you actually charge points. I despise you, so please make one for me for free."

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Tushan Yaya: "Humph, you said we were exchanging food, but in fact I have always been in charge of your food, and you have never given me anything to eat!"

Xia Li: "Don't do this, everyone should exchange food."

The purple-haired girl sat next to Xia Li and dozed off. She looked at him in a daze again and then poked him.

Xia Li turned back to look at her. She blinked, looked at each other for a while, and turned away shyly.

Yan Lingji was very happy and was still thinking about how to celebrate her little brother's birthday. After thinking about it, the next day came.

Brother Yan became familiar with his food truck and dreamed of getting rich in the future.

evening.

Yan Lingji: "I have been preparing for a day to prepare a big meal for my little brother."

Xia Li: "Let me make you a piece of boiled fish."

Social sister Baoer: "I have roasted sweet potatoes."

Yan Lingji: "Thank you. In this case, I will definitely be very happy."

It was getting dark, and Xiao Yaya went to pick up the cake that had just been made before Yaoxinzhai got off work.

Tushan Yaya: "Yan Lingji, the cake is ready. Come and get it quickly."

Sister Bao'er from society: "If she's not here, it's the same thing for me. Whoever eats it eats it."

Yan Lingji: "No, I bought this for three points."

[Ding dong, Tushan Yaya’s big red envelope for Yan Lingji]

Tushan Yaya: "It's a pleasure to cooperate and welcome to cooperate again next time."

Bang!

On Yan Lingji's table, after a streak of white smoke, a big fragrant cake appeared.

Brother Yan's eyes were shining. Oh my God, I have never eaten food that tastes good and delicious. He picked up the knife clumsily, cut off a piece, and gave it to Yan Lingji.

"Sister, eat first!" Brother Yan said with a smile.

Yan Lingji poked her chin with her finger and thought for a moment, I heard that when eating cake, you must at least light a candle and make a wish?

No matter, let’s talk after eating.

Yan Lingji lives in a small mountain village in Baiyue. After walking two kilometers, there is a large gathering of tribes. It is not a deserted and barren land.

As for her innate ability to produce flames, the news spread like wildfire, and many outsiders knew about it. It offended Prince Tianze of Baiyue, who sent her several invitations in succession.

I want her to fight for Baiyue.

This Baiyue Prince, "Prince" is what the Koreans call him. In the eyes of the Baiyue people, Tianze is the chief's son, and is not necessarily called the Prince.

The situation in Baiyue is more complicated. It is not a unified country. After an alliance of multiple tribes, they elect a leader, who is Tianze's father.

Baiyue has a vast territory, starting from the south of Shanghai to the southeast coast, it is all Baiyue.

Yan Lingji is a standard Jiangnan girl. She is very pretty and enchanting, but she has a unique sense of leisurely laziness and contentment. Her life is barely enough for her to have enough food and clothing.

South Korea used the road to attack Baiyue and conquered dozens of cities. Prince Tianze went to fight in person and suffered many defeats.

The person from South Korea is Xueyihou Bai Yifei.

Commanders on the battlefield are often proficient in the art of defeating thousands of people, but Bai Yifei is not like this. He is not only the enemy of ten thousand people, but also the enemy of hundreds of people.

Whether it is military or martial arts, Tianze is completely inferior.

For the tribe!

Tianze can only continue to look for Yan Lingji, determined to win her, and must get her away.

Boom!

"Let you have a taste of the heavenly general and fire god!"

Baiyue's surprise attack team pushed a catapult, used gunpowder instead of stones, hid around the small mountain village, and began to project fireballs from all directions!

The light of fire broke the tranquility here. It was the time when thousands of houses were lit with lights. The smoke was rising, but what they didn't want to cause was a fire falling from the sky.

A loud noise disturbed Yan Lingji, who was celebrating her birthday happily. The firelight outside was reflected in the room. Yan Lingji was startled and had no time to wipe the cake stuck to the corner of her mouth, so she pulled her little brother and ran outside.

The fire came from the sky and fell indiscriminately on their village. Brother Yan hugged the little bear made by his sister, fearful in his heart, and held his sister's hand tightly.

Boom!

The wailing in the village continued, and the villagers fled in all directions.

Yan Lingji was furious. A glowing pebble appeared in her hand and she slapped it on the ground.

Bang!

With this pebble as the center, it radiates out to all sides, forming a circular protective barrier, gradually protecting the entire village inside.

Bang!

At this time, the fireball thrown from the sky hit the protective barrier, leaving a trail of thick smoke in the sky.

Looking back at the source, it is not like rain falling straight from the sky, but falling from the side of the mountain.

Yan Lingji was very angry and told her younger brother to hide at home, and then she flew out.

"Sister, be careful!"

At this time, many buildings in the village were destroyed, but the fireballs from the sky could not get in, so they could save themselves. The villagers quickly woke up from their panic and began to help each other.

The fire illuminated the village, and the wells Yan Lingji had dug came in handy. The villagers carried water to put out the fire.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Yan Lingji to open the defensive barrier. The damage to the village was not too serious. Some people were injured, but luckily no one died.

They were standing in the village and saw the fireball in the sky hitting the barrier outside the village. They were shocked and talked about it, not knowing why.

Some people said it was a disaster brought by the God of Fire, and most of them were very puzzled by the village's barrier.

Yan Lingji flew towards the nearby mountains alone.

She had already made up her mind that this was probably not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster.

Leader Xia Li once told her that there would be a fire in their village. She never took it lightly and always took precautions. That day finally came.

In the nearby mountains, Yan Lingji discovered a team that had been throwing fireballs.

They were caught red-handed. They were dressed in Baiyue military uniforms. When they saw Yan Lingji flying over, they wanted to pretend to be the god of fire, but they didn't expect the true god to come.

"You have been surrounded by me, surrender!" Yan Lingji stood in the sky and shouted angrily.

She was very angry, these bastards wanted to destroy my home!

Hundreds of soldiers surrendered, raised their hands, and knelt on the ground.

Several people tried to escape quickly under the cover of night, but Yan Lingji threw pebbles at them, breaking their legs and falling to the ground shirtless.

"Gods, we have blind eyes and cannot see Mount Tai, please let us go!"

"Yes, we were also ordered to do so. Tianze sent us here!"

"God, please give us a way to survive."

"We recruit everything and talk about everything!"

"Prince Tianze wants to burn down your home and then take the opportunity to win over you."

"Yes, yes, I also know something. Prince Tianze plans to arrange for someone to send you an invitation the day after tomorrow, and to gather you there as if nothing has happened."

"How do you know this?"

"I'm the one who sent you the invitation!"

"It has nothing to do with us anyway."

"We are all innocent too!"

The person who said he was coming to deliver the invitation was the little leader in recent years. He was the leader in this matter.

Those people, before Yan Lingji started to ask, all of them banged their heads on the ground.

Moreover, they told each other one by one and sold Tianze directly.

Yan Lingji frowned, many people in the village would think this was a natural disaster, and they must be taken away to make everyone understand.

"You guys, come back to the village with me and explain the matter clearly!" Yan Lingji said angrily.

"Okay, God, whatever you say will happen."

Yan Lingji snorted coldly and said: "I wanted to live as an ordinary person, but now it's better, I don't pretend anymore, I show my cards, in fact, I am a god!

Let your Tianze die!"

This group of people was brought back to the village by Yan Lingji alone, and then accepted denunciation.

The villagers came out one by one with shovels and beat these bastards to death.

Chat group.

Yan Lingji: "Our village is really on fire."

Xia Li: "Did you hurt anyone?"

Yan Lingji: "No deceased has been found so far, so we should be lucky. I know the person who set the fire is Tianze!"

Xia Li: "What are you going to do?"

Yan Lingji: "Of course I am going to take revenge. I will burn Tianze to death, and then I will scare away the Korean army, and the world will be peaceful."

Sister Bao'er from society: "She is such a simple little village girl."

Yan Lingji: "Is there something wrong?"

Xia Li: "There seems to be nothing wrong, so let's leave it at that."

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "You're not injured, are you? If you were injured, I would be very distressed. Oh, my brother-in-law is also okay."

Yan Lingji: "Thanks to the artifact given by Xia Li, we are all fine, but please stop screaming, or I will burn you to death too!"

Yan Lingji is like a powder keg now, igniting at a moment's notice.

Yan Lingji: "Xia Li, I may not be able to complete your mission in the past few days. Let's give it some time."

Xia Li: "Okay, no problem."

Tushan Yaya: "Can I do the task?"

Xia Li: "No, only she can."

Tushan Yaya: "Huh, the leader of the group is partial, he has always been towards Yan Lingji."

Qilin: "Hmm, group leader, you have to pay attention, you have a wife and you can't mess around with women outside."

Xia Li: "Ah, why don't you talk about Lao Li, just talk about me."

Qilin: "Old Li is hopeless."

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Hey, I just want to take a concubine, why can't I be saved? Could it be that my majestic Tang Dynasty, can't even take a concubine?"

Qilin: "It's your business if you want to take a concubine, but the people in the group will definitely not agree to being a concubine for you. If you say so, you are looking for scolding."