Qin Shi dimension chat group
Chapter 186: Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang joins the group
Qian Renxue: "But, those things of yours that seem very mysterious, we can also use soul guides to realize them here. In fact, there is nothing mysterious at all."
Tushan Yaya: "Wow, it seems that soul power is quite convenient."
Xia Li: "Soul power is quite convenient at the beginning, but after it becomes stronger, the advantage is not so obvious."
Tushan Yaya: "So, let's be a fox. It will be much happier than being an angel."
Qian Renxue: "After I become the God of Angels, I will consider going to Queen Hexi's world. I think they are very interesting."
Xia Li: "The gods you have there are actually not very comfortable to be a god. A strong wind blew them all away."
Qian Renxue: "What do you mean? Doesn't the group leader know anything?"
Counting from now on, there should be more than ten thousand years until the third son becomes a god, then his daughter will go to Douluo World, and his son-in-law will become a god again.
Then there was trouble.
Xia Li: "The God Realm is an energy body. It has no entity, and gods have no entity. It is similar to a sub-biological engine. It is just a little weaker and the energy is not solid enough. After the time and space turbulence strikes, people and the ground are scraped together.
Walk."
Qian Renxue was confused when she heard this. She didn't quite understand what he was talking about. He probably meant that it would be very dangerous if I became the God of Angels?
It's okay, you can run away.
Qian Renxue: "Spatial turbulence? Even the God Realm can be blown away, so will Douluo Continent be in danger?"
Xia Li: "No, the ground under your feet is solid, with a deep foundation that cannot be scraped by turbulent currents."
I also called Tang San: "It's useless to panic if the problem is too big."
Qian Renxue sighed. She was originally arrogant and had a sense of superiority, but gradually her outlook was ruined. In fact, I am the weakest in the group.
No, I, Qian Renxue, will not give up easily, never.
At least I'm better than my mistress.
Tianji King Hexi: "I'm no longer in Shuiqun. I'm going to investigate that cult. I'll see you all another day."
Then Queen Hexi closed the group chat and flew away. She seemed to have discovered something very interesting. If the cult had the ability to travel through time, they must have mastered the extraordinary power of traveling through dimensions.
Once I grab it, I won't need to use the time travel charm anymore.
Ha ha.
Yan Lingji: "Lord Leader, hehe, I heard that you are getting married. I have prepared something for you. Do you want it?"
Xia Li: "What gift?"
Yan Lingji: "A mermaid soaking in a water tank!"
Tushan Yaya: "Are you going to send yourself out?"
Yan Lingji: "It's not me, it's Pearl! How about it, is the leader of the group? She is a great beauty."
Xia Li: "No, I can't raise it."
Empress of Huanyinfang: "I want it. Send her to me as a prostitute. Her appearance can be regarded as a leading lady."
Yan Lingji: "If you don't give it, I'll keep her locked up."
Xiao Yan: "You can give it to me."
Yan Lingji: "Dream on you, why? Otherwise, there will be no gifts that can be given to the group leader. Hey, my family is so poor."
Tushan Yaya: "Wicai stick, you can buy my five-color stick and then give it to the group owner. You can just use your points to buy it. I won't charge you any money."
Yan Lingji: "No way."
Yan Lingji: "Lord Leader, when you get married, I will carry the big water tank over to you as a surprise."
Xia Li: "You've already told me, what's the point of surprise? It's obviously a shock, okay? I told you I don't want it."
Yan Lingji: "Haha."
Then Yan Lingji went to feed Mingzhu and took a look at her appearance. She didn't feel thin due to starvation. She would not be beautiful if she was a girl with ribs due to starvation.
Close it again.
Yichan was meditating again the next day. He read through the chat records in the group and found that he didn't understand many things. The outside world is so exciting.
Yichan: "I'm so confused. I have no idea what the donors are talking about. Are all the donors gods?"
Yan Lingji: "It's okay, you are still a child, you will understand later."
Yi Zen: "Hmm, from now on I will become an ascetic like Tang Sanzang and go to the West to obtain the true scriptures to save all sentient beings."
Yan Lingji: "Are you sure you can still be a monk in the future? If you continue to learn from your master, you should be able to become a psychological counselor and a master of love in the future! And I think your master must not have been simple before he became a monk."
Yichan: "I admire Tang Sanzang very much. Master often tells me his stories. He is my dream."
[Ding dong, Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion joins the group chat]
Xia Li: "Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived and welcomes the newcomers."
Yi Zen: "Welcome newcomers."
Su Daji: "Welcome newcomers."
Xiao Yan: "Welcome newcomers."
Journey to the West world.
Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty went to the Paradise of Paradise in the West and returned from studying Buddhist scriptures. He made outstanding achievements and was named the Tantan Merit Buddha. He was also awarded a golden mountain.
It's more money than you can spend in a lifetime.
But I, Boss Tang, knew very well the principle of sitting back and having nothing to gain, so he returned to his old career and started a small business. Using this as capital, he built a Tibetan Heart Pavilion in a prosperous area of Chang'an City, where there is the most passenger flow.
What does it mean to hide your heart?
The superficial meaning seems to be to hide one's heart and bury one's past.
In fact, this is a place where you don’t have to worry.
In addition, Boss Tang also took in four beautiful concubines, singing and dancing every day, making money every day, and living a very happy life.
Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "What is this? Is it a witchcraft?"
Xia Li: "@一chan, your idol is here. Don't you admire Tang Sanzang? He is."
Yichan's eyes shone, he clicked on Boss Tang's profile picture and took a look. Wow, it turns out that Master Tang Sanzang was a strong man. No wonder he was able to travel through thousands of rivers and mountains and reach the Great Leiyin Temple.
If it had been a weak monk like that, he would have been eaten by wild beasts on the road. How powerful.
Tang Sanzang was a little confused. What was going on? Am I suddenly under a spell?
It's impossible. With Tang Sanzang's ability, not many people can use it on me when I'm not paying attention.
The beautiful woman next to him saw him in a daze and waved her hand in front of him. What was wrong with him?
Four beauties were sitting next to Tang Sanzang, looking at each other in confusion. What was wrong with him?
Tang Sanzang became familiar with the functions of the group. This was probably a chat group that traveled across dimensions. The people in the group were all characters from other worlds.
This may seem a little unbelievable, but the world is so big that there are things that are completely impossible.
Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "Yi Zen? Do you know me?"
Young Buddhist monk Yi Zen: "Yes, Master often tells me your story. He said you are a great person and asked me to learn from you."
Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion: "Learn from me? Okay, I'll teach you how to run a brothel. How about it? Are you interested, kid?"
Qing... brothel?
The little Zen monk was stunned, what does this mean?
Tang Sanzang was a big celebrity in the group, like Sister Bao'er, Qilin, Xia Li, Ye Yun, Li Xingyun, needless to say, there were already legends about Journey to the West in their world.
In addition, Queen Medusa, Su Daji, and Yan Lingji have also read the book Journey to the West, so they are also very familiar with the story of Tang Sanzang's journey to the West.
Qilin: "I didn't expect that the legend of Journey to the West was actually a real thing in another world. Let me just say, but why do you call me Boss Tang? It feels a little weird."
Boss Tang of Zangxinge: "What would my name be? But I see there are quite a few young people in the group. Do you plan to come to my store to make some purchases?"
Qilin: "Haha, Master Sanzang actually started a business. What does Master's Zangxin Pavilion do? The name sounds a bit like he is responsible for psychological counseling. Could it be that he is a person who is destined to save people?"
Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "Yes, anyone who is depressed in any way can come to Zangxin Pavilion. After three rounds of wine and five delicious dishes, live in the moment and forget about your worries."
Qilin: "That's just the one who talks about chicken soup for the soul and encourages people to do good deeds, right?"
Yan Lingji: "Why do I feel that what he said is a bit weird."
Intelligent Ji Yeyun: "Yeah, I don't feel like it's about Chicken Soup for the Soul."
Xia Li: "No, Boss Tang's Zangxin Pavilion is an elegant place, but it's actually just a brothel."
What?
The people in the group were very shocked, and once again felt that their outlook on life was completely ruined. The good old Tang Sanzang actually opened a brothel?
Qilin's eyes widened. Oh my God, this is so subversive. I can't believe it. What on earth did he go through to turn a reincarnated good man into Boss Tang who runs a brothel?
The empress was also stunned. This was different from the Tang Sanzang rumored in their world.
Qilin: "Then Boss Tang has returned from studying for Buddhist scriptures?"
Judging from his comment in the group, Xia Li must have returned from seeking Buddhist scriptures. Otherwise, how could he have opened this Zangxin Pavilion?
Xia Li: "They came back from Buddhist scriptures. Their Buddhist scriptures are similar to the stories we saw in Journey to the West. The experiences in the middle are similar, but the ending is completely opposite."
Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "Stop, wait a minute, is the Journey to the West you are talking about a book? Is it possible that you have all read it?"
Qilin: "That's right. In our place, Journey to the West is a story well known to women and children. It tells the story of four masters and a disciple who went to the West to obtain the true scriptures."
Tang Sanzang frowned. In other worlds, there was actually Tang Sanzang who was seeking scriptures from the West?
Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "Then can you let me take a look?"
Queen Medusa: "I happen to have this book. I've been reading it for a long time, so I'll show it to you."
[Queen Medusa’s big red envelope to Tang Sanzang]
Bang!
A collector's edition of Journey to the West appeared in Tang Sanzang's hand. He sneered and said, "Let's take a look."
I would like to see what the Western Heaven Studying for Buddhist Scriptures looks like after this whitewashing.
Qilin: "Xia Li, you said that this Tang Sanzang is different from the Journey to the West they saw, so what is the difference between him?"
Tang Sanzang closed the group chat, turned over the book Journey to the West, and read it bit by bit.
Several beauties next to him gathered next to him and looked at each other with some curiosity.
The experience of Tang Sanzang in Journey to the West has always been a pain in his heart, and it is far less beautiful than the experience in Journey to the West.
Many people say that the game of chess played by Tathagata Buddha in Journey to the West is actually not bad.
Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion, his story of seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West is not just a game of chess, but a complete conspiracy.
Tang Sanzang was a businessman at first, and his business was good. Later, his wife and three-year-old son were killed by Aoxue. He learned from the pain and escaped into Buddhist Buddhism, and instead sought a way to relieve the suffering of the world's creatures.
Not wanting to be used by Emperor Shitian, the murderous Guanyin turned Aoxue into a white dragon horse. He also accepted three apprentices on the way and went to the Western Paradise to obtain the strange scriptures.
After returning, Sun Wukong discovered Emperor Shitian's conspiracy and was beaten to death. Zhu Bajie had his fangs pulled out and his strength was greatly reduced.
Tang Sanzang endured humiliation, became a hero, received awards, and lived in confusion.
Qilin and others were amazed after listening to Xia Li's detailed account.
The game of chess played by Tathagata Buddha was really too gentle, and it finally had a happy ending.
But this game of chess played by Emperor Shitian was much more violent.
Qilin: "Di Shitian is really bad and a big liar. I didn't expect that Monkey Brother Sun Wukong would die."
Social Sister Baoer: "Did Sun Wukong not die in Tathagata's game of chess? Who died in the real and fake Monkey King?"
Qilin: "No, of course the real and fake Monkey King is the fake Wukong who dies. Sun Wukong is a great hero and will not die."
Social sister Baoer: "Oh."
Yi Zen: "Master Tripitaka, you have to cheer up."
Yan Lingji: "Hey, so Tang Sanzang ran a brothel during these sixteen years?"
Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Don't worry, Old Tang, we have plenty of ways to kill you back. Even resurrecting your disciple Sun Wukong will be a piece of cake."
Boss Tang was startled. Resurrection of Sun Wukong?
The matter of Sun Wukong has always been a pain in his heart. The Journey to the West in his hand depicts Sun Wukong as omnipotent, but in the end he did not escape the palm of Tathagata Buddha.
For Boss Tang, this Journey to the West is just a story. It is somewhat similar to his experiences there, but the world is completely different.
The world he lives in is filled with evil on the surface, and the most terrifying thing is that there is no such thing as a whitewash of peace.
Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion: "Is there really a way to resurrect Sun Wukong? How to do it?"
Zhi Ji: "Of course, I was resurrected. With Queen Hexi's secondary biological engine, anyone can be resurrected."
Hexi dived silently. She didn't speak. She was still on her way and had no time to chat with them.
Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion: "Hexi?"
Xia Li: "He Xi is busy now, but don't worry, as long as you give her enough money, she will definitely be willing to help."
Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion: "Haha, I don't have anything, I just don't lack money."
Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Old Tang, are you running a brothel now?"
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