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Sister Bao'er from society: "Tang Sanzang, let me ask you something. Can I really live forever if I eat your flesh?"

Xia Li: "What's wrong, Sister Bao'er, even if it's true, can you still eat her raw meat?"

Sister Bao'er from society: "No, I can live forever even if I don't eat."

Boss Tang's mouth twitched. It's not good to ask such a straightforward question right away.

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "I don't know, it must be fake."

Social Sister Baoer: "It's fake. Then you are not as valuable as pork. Zhu Bajie's meat is more expensive than you."

Xia Li laughed. Sister Baoer seems to be particularly keen on studying the price of pork recently.

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Don't worry, Old Tang, even if you really can live forever, we won't eat you. But since you are running a brothel, why don't you invite us to have some fun?"

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "Yes, give me the money."

Li Xingyun swallowed and thought about it. If he still spends money, wouldn't he be very unhappy? Prostitution for free is the source of happiness.

Li Xingyun, the most handsome person in the world: "No, no, I have a small suggestion. When our group gets together next time, why don't the group leader treat us and let us go to Zangxin Pavilion to have fun? What do you think?

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Li Xingyun, the most handsome person in the world: "The group leader must be a wealthy family with a lot of money. He can still afford this amount of money."

Xiao Yan: "Agree."

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Agree."

Xia Li: "Oh, I didn't prostitute Old Tang for nothing. Now it's me. Just dream."

Yan Lingji: "Dream, just..."

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "Are the legends about me that you have heard about me the same as this Journey to the West?"

Qilin: "Yes, they all come from Journey to the West."

Tang Sanzang pushed the beautiful woman beside him away and went away, "I want to read a book and have no time to talk to you."

Tang Sanzang spent two days, turning a deaf ear to the beautiful woman next to him, focusing on reading Journey to the West. He also stopped by the group to sign in and earn points.

However, Tang Sanzang in this Journey to the West is definitely trying to hack me!

Jokes are not nonsense, changes cannot be made up.

How can labor be like a weak monk with no strength to control it?

And this Monkey King actually dares not to listen to his teacher!

If it were me, I would just call him a bear face.

Too weak, too weak.

Zhu Bajie, no matter whether it is real or fake, is just good at eating and lazy at cooking.

And what’s the use of Sha Wujing?

Tang Sanzang became more and more angry as he looked at it. This Sha Wujing was different from when he first learned the scriptures. Shouldn't the correct way to open it be like this?

Ah, Master, senior brother was captured by monsters.

Ah, Master, the second senior brother was captured by monsters.

Don't worry, Senior Brother, Master will come to save us.

Tang Sanzang gritted his teeth and finally finished reading it. This road to the West is really difficult to walk.

Hey, if you want to blame it, blame it on Chen Xuanzang in this book. Why can't you learn some skills? It's so shameful to ask for help whenever you encounter a monster.

Tang Sanzang could not read Chen Xuanzang's courageous and resolute spirit in this Journey to the West. To him, he just felt that this monk was too weak.

Also, this Chen Xuanzang's life experience is still unclear. He doesn't look like Chen Zhuangyuan's son, but looks like the son of that robber.

Tang Sanzang actually read his own gossip, which made him feel a little strange.

I finally finished reading it and it was so sad.

Qilin: "Master Tang Sanzang, I want to ask something."

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "What's the matter?"

Qilin: "Is there really a fairy in colorful clothes in the Moon Palace? Is she good-looking? Is she as good-looking as me?"

Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I’ve never been to the Moon Palace.”

Qilin: "Zhu Bajie should know that. He got drunk and broke down the door of Fairy Nishang's house. Then he was arrested by the picketing officer. That's why he was demoted and reborn in the wrong child."

Social Sister Baoer: "What is a picketing official?"

Xia Li: "Uncle policeman."

Social sister Baoer: "Oh, Xiaodi."

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "That's what's written in the book. It's fake. He's not the Grand Marshal of Tianpeng. The Zhu Bajie I know is the King of the Mountain. He has a good wife, Gao Cuilan. After returning from Buddhist scriptures, he should be living at home."

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Empress of Huanyinfang: "Actually, I really want to see what the colorful fairy looks like. Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and the blue sea and blue sky will make her heart shine every night."

Xia Li: "Maybe this Chang'e who stole the elixir is not the fairy in colorful clothes."

I don't know since when, the Chinese people believed that Chang'e lived in the Moon Palace, and they were convinced that she must be a peerless beauty. Unfortunately, no one had ever seen what she looked like.

Social sister Bao'er: "I'm a bit confused, isn't my name Chang'e?"

Empress of Huanyinfang: "Chang'e is Chang'e, and the colorful fairy is also Chang'e. In addition, Chang'e is a position in the Moon Palace, which is equivalent to ordinary fairies. All the fairies dancing at the Peach Fair have Chang'e's position."

Qilin: "Ah? This is a legend from your place. Why does it feel a bit weird?"

Empress of Huanyinfang: "That's it. Chang'e is originally a human name, and it happens to be the title of the position of the fairy in the Moon Palace."

Empress of Huanyinfang: "In addition, in this Journey to the West, Chang'e and Chang'e are used interchangeably, but they generally refer to the fairies in the Moon Palace, which is similar to the legends here."

Empress of Huanyinfang: "As for the one who flew to the moon, it seems that it was not specifically mentioned in your Journey to the West. However, according to the legend here, the one who stole the elixir and flew to the moon was Fairy Nishang.

She is the one Zhu Bajie is teasing."

Qilin: "It's a little confusing, but I understand."

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "So, after saying so much, it has nothing to do with me at all. I don't know or know either."

Qilin: "But it seems that Boss Tang's world is not the world of Journey to the West in our mythology. Chang'e may not be found there."

Xia Li: "You are a girl, why are you looking for Chang'e? Why do you think these words are what Lao Li wants to say?"

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Haha, I really want to ask, but there is no need to ask now. I just need to silently peek at the screen."

Qilin: "It's just curiosity. Everyone has the love for beauty."

Empress of Huanyinfang: "I also like to read these myths and stories. I collected these. In addition, we also have a mural of Chen Xuanzang's pilgrimage to the West. I went to see it a few days ago."

Qilin: "Where is it? Can I go see it?"

Empress of Huanyinfang: "Datong."

Qilin: "We also have this place here, but the mural of Journey to the West must be gone."

Xia Li: "Let the empress take a photo for you to see."

Empress of Huanyinfang: "The Monkey King in the mural is not good-looking, and I don't know who carved it. It has no sense of beauty and is not as good-looking as your comic books."

The era of the Empress was probably around 900 AD, and just over 200 years had passed since Chen Xuanzang went to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures. However, these 200 years were enough for people to transform his story into a fairy tale.

Moreover, the empress, who has had romantic feelings since she was a child, looks up to the sky, maybe all of this is true.

Empress of Huanyinfang: "However, I didn't find where Wuzhishan is."

Qilin: "Maybe in Hainan."

Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion: "To the west of Chang'an, not far from Monster Avenue."

Qilin: "We don't have a Monster Avenue here, and I don't know where you are talking about, but if Chang'an goes further west, it will reach the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau."

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Okay, okay, can we get down to business now? When can we go to Boss Tang's place to do some shopping?"

Yan Lingji: "Wu Liuqi, you are such a person."

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "I can't get any money~"

Qilin: "What does Boss Tang plan to do in the future? Are you going to live in such a muddle-headed way forever?"

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Boss Tang seems to have realized all my dreams now. He is the man who has truly reached the pinnacle of his life. No matter how good his martial arts skills are, he can open a brothel by himself, haha, haha."

Qilin: "Look at how promising you are, how come Li Shimin, who fought in the north and south, has such an unworthy descendant like you?"

Li Xingyun was choked for a moment and wanted to prepare some words to refute her.

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "You said before that there was a way to resurrect Sun Wukong? Is it true or false?"

Xia Li: "It should be true. Ye Yun was resurrected by He Xi's secondary biological engine, but the prerequisite is that she must have the consciousness of Sun Wukong."

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "Besides consciousness, what else is needed?"

Xia Li: "If nothing else, just prepare the money, nothing else is needed."

Tang Sanzang frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

That stinky monkey, even if he is resurrected, will only come out to cause trouble for me, so why is he resurrected? He has a hammer to use.

Besides, where should I go to find his consciousness?

Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion: "Okay, I'm going to do business. I'm very busy today, so I won't talk anymore."

Boss Tang's family was extremely wealthy, so the Zangxin Pavilion was filled with guests and it was really comfortable.

If people have no dreams and are rich, their lives will be very comfortable.

Boss Tang is such a person.

While doing business, I was thinking about Sun Wukong. Where should I find this stinky monkey’s consciousness?

Old Tang frowned and felt very depressed. He beat up a few people in the store who drank too much and acted like crazy, and managed to breathe a sigh of relief.

This question is really puzzling and frustrating.

Xiao Yaya read through their chat history, holding her chin, this monk is so miserable.

Tang Sanzang redeemed the six-piece beginner's set uploaded by his mistress. These martial arts seemed to be average, and the Eighteen Awei Styles were also average.

During the period when Boss Tang lived in seclusion in Chang'an City, although he was barely surviving, he did not give up practicing martial arts and was always looking for ways to break through.

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "If you practice this Xuan Tian Kung to the highest level, what level can you reach?"

Xia Li: "After you have reached the highest level of Xuantian Kung Fu, you can then practice the Knife Sharpening Kung Fu, which is just the beginning."

It took Tang Sanzang another four days to sign in, and then he redeemed the Skill of Sharpening the Knife and Cutting Firewood Without Failure, and an instruction manual appeared in his hand.

Just reading the instructions for this martial arts made his blood boil. This was a bit too powerful. After practicing it to a great extent, he could actually travel through dimensions?

Amazing, amazing.

It's him.

Boss Tang started the path of spiritual practice. Since there is nothing to do now, let’s practice.

In this world, as long as the fist is strong enough, there is no problem that cannot be solved.

Qilin:【Image】

Qilin: "I just eliminated another wave of Sirius attacks. Everyone sees that I am already very powerful."

Sirius's fleet was not that strong. Three strikes, five divided by two, killed all their soldiers with headshots. There were only about ten people in total.

In addition, a collection of space battleships were also captured. If they are repaired, they should still be usable.

However, the Earth side plans to learn first and then develop independently. For these alien equipment, if there is a self-destruction system, if it accidentally explodes, the gain will not be worth the loss.

Tang Sanzang clicked on the image uploaded by Kai Qilin, and was stunned when he saw it. In the high-rise building, he saw a black light that even his eyes could not follow, directly piercing through the enemy leader.

In addition, the war scene of this ship with powerful guns really shocked him. What is going on here?

It's too strong.

Xia Li: "Not bad, Qilin's bullets are becoming more and more powerful."

Qilin: "Hehe, of course, now our Xiongbing Company has a general tendency to counterattack. Of course, the premise is that the enemy will not invest more troops."

The disaster on the earth mainly comes from the God of Death, Karl. In the past two days, Karl, the God of Death, has been busy resurrecting Morgana, and has been a little neglectful in terms of war.

However, he gradually became a little stretched. If he wanted to resurrect a great god like Morgana, the current experimental data was not enough. He had to create more deaths to provide him with reference significance.

Therefore, Qilin's crow's mouth quickly worked. The god of death, Karl, once again mobilized a large-scale Styx fleet and headed for the earth. It is estimated that it will arrive in less than a month or two.

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "You are too strong. Can you lend me one of these sniper rifles?"

Qilin: "Hey, the reincarnated great virtuous man Zhantan Merit Buddha actually wants a sniper rifle. How good it is."

Xia Li: "Old Tang, I think you should practice hard. His sniper rifle is too weird in your world, and it may not be able to kill Emperor Shitian."

Qilin snorted coldly, "It's impossible. As long as I input enough internal energy, there's no one I can't kill."

Boss Tang from the Zangxin Pavilion was very surprised by their war. It was like a mountain separated them from each other. Their dimension was too terrifying.

The other people in the group might also be awesome people.

I, Tang Sanzang, have gained a little bit of experience.

Then start from this Xuan Tian Gong, and then go to the skill of sharpening the knife to chop firewood. Sooner or later, you will be able to chop down the Emperor Shaktian.

Over the years, Tang Sanzang had always buried his hatred in his heart, and occasionally exchanged letters with Zhu Bajie, but they only talked about happy things, and they avoided talking about the events of the past.