Rebirth: I Want to Surf
Chapter 812
"Huh? Ernie (Nai)-chan, are you always reading the text introduction?
( ̄ˇ ̄)+Hey, this text is amazing! ! ! Hurry up and download it, no matter how much you don’t download it, you won’t be able to sign a contract with the Lun family, woo la la la~”
"This is a game where cute girls beat zombie girls~~~\u003c( ̄︶ ̄)\u003e"
"~( ̄▽ ̄)~Hey, hurry up and download Bo, is this expression dissatisfied with this lady's introduction?"
Perhaps it was because the weather had cooled down too quickly. At noon, Gu Jiaming was sitting in the office suddenly bursting with cold, and even shivered without exaggeration.
Not many people paid attention to "Benghuai Academy", but Gu Jiaming was instructed by President Yao to watch it all the time.
He downloaded the game not long after it was launched, and he didn't know the quality before playing it, but the text introduction of the game was enough to make him twist into a constipated face.
The taste is too strong!
Mihayou are all old men, it is really difficult for them to write this kind of copywriting, I don't know who wrote it?
"Oh, let's see!"
"Listen to President Yao, I have something to eat..."
Gu Jiaming sighed, clicked on "Honkai Academy" and started playing. This game lasted for more than an hour, and I raised my head unconsciously, and my neck was sore.
Exit the game, lean on the chair and think.
The painting style is very cute, the gameplay is also very cute, and the fun is not bad, but it is not mature enough. It is not enough for a mature game to be cute, it must have a strong stickiness and charging model.
However, for a small broken company, MiHoYo has demonstrated its potential.
"Secondary, it's still made in China!"
Gu Jiaming pulled a lock of hair, went through the game projects and development teams under his banner, and there was really nothing he was good at.
Do you want to make a move now?
He looked at the poor downloads in the Apple Store, and twitched his mouth: Forget it, let's talk about it later, young people have to suffer a little bit.
……………………
"Oh, don't touch it!"
"Stop touching it!"
"After touching the top and the bottom, you will lose all the hair, such tender skin!"
Early in the morning, in the house in Palm Springs, Yinyin scolded Yao Yuan angrily.
"I don't want to see it!"
Yao Yuan withdrew his hand embarrassingly.
"Damn it, haven't you seen Tao Zi?"
Yin Yin shook the plastic bag, put a few bananas and apples in it, and asked, "How much water?"
"There's a box in the car, don't take it with you."
"Oh, let's go!"
Yinyin put on a moderate outdoor outfit, wearing hiking shoes, and went out with a big bag. Yao Yuan is also dressed in the same way, just empty-handed and unconscious.
The two went downstairs and got into the car.
Yao Yuan turned on his mobile phone, and sent a message in the group (there is no micro-chat function at this time): "We are leaving, how are you doing?"
After a while, they all replied:
"Just go!"
"Immediately!"
"Where are you going to gather?"
"Don't get together, let's go our separate ways to save chaos."
"Alright, let's meet at the reservoir!"
After Yao Yuan gave the instructions, he turned his head quite proudly, and said, "It's been a long time since we started a team building, everyone must be very excited."
"What do you think?"
Yinyin snorted coldly.
"Oh, I also want to strengthen the corporate culture."
"Hmph, we all feel that you have a hole in your head, and you come up with it as soon as you think about it. Why do you have to build a team today? What date is it today... Oh, the 15th, what's wrong with you?"
"Nothing, just want to get together."
Yao Yuan leaned back, put on the blindfold, and said, "It's too early, I'll take a nap first, don't call me."
Virtue!
Yinyin didn't bother to call him, and fiddled with her mobile phone to play.
Today is November 15th, and Yao Yuan ordered a week in advance to go on an outing to the Ming Tombs Reservoir.
Including Liu Qiangdong, Yu Jiajia, Bai Yongxiang who is still in the capital, Zhou Hongyi and Lei Jun who are deeply involved, and Cheng Congwu who is about to join, even Chen Shengqiang and Cheng Wei are number one, and they were called over.
They are the leaders of e-commerce, entertainment, smart products, security, group buying, map navigation, finance, online car-hailing and other major businesses, and they are also the essence of the 99 Group.
This group building is quite in the style of later generations:
off day!
At your own expense!
Bring your own water!
suburbs!
Do not deduct wages!
I can't wait to strangle the boss to death.
Of course, this group of people didn't dare to strangle Yao Yuan to death, they just kept complaining along the way, and Yinyin chatted happily.
The road to the Ming Tombs Reservoir is not close, and it takes more than an hour to drive on the high speed.
Around 8:00 am, Yao Yuan arrived.
Eight cars followed one after another, and it was very lively during the off-season in early winter. As soon as the car door opened, a group of bigwigs with a combined net worth of hundreds of billions appeared together.
After 10 years, without adding up, Yao Yuan himself will be worth hundreds of billions.
"Boss Yao!"
"Old Yao!"
"Yao Yuan, are you sick? For some reason, it's a chicken feather. My date has been messed up, you know?"
Don't ask, it must be Yu Jiajia who said that, with an angry face of "I can't get my sister today".
"What are you shouting about? There are female stars every day, and today is the only one."
"Let me see, are they all here?"
Yao Yuan looked around and saw that ten people were just right, so he waved his hand: "Let's go!"
The Ming Tombs were originally a basin, surrounded by mountains. Whenever there was a heavy rain, the mountain torrents burst directly into Dongshan Pass, and the cottages and farmland on both sides of the bank were often destroyed. When the Prime Minister came to inspect in 1954, he said that a reservoir would be built.
This place is very famous, Zhou Xun likes to fly kites in the reservoir...
The location of the parking lot can go up the mountain. There are two roads, one path, and one stone step. Yao Yuan ignored Yu Jiajia's complaints and chose to take the path.
The scenery of the Ming Tombs, in addition to going down to the wetlands, is to climb high and look far away to see the whole picture.
The sun is just right today, but it is a bit hot in outdoor clothing. The path winds up, with layers of red, yellow, and green branches and leaves. With the steps of climbing, the water below the mountain seems to be beating in the gaps between the colorful leaves.
Inexplicably called to climb the mountain, we are not happy.
But now that we’re here, let’s climb. Zhou Hongyi and Cheng Wei have made sufficient preparations, including water, clothes, and wound medicine. Old Zhou even brought a satellite phone, maybe he’s afraid of getting lost…
"Yao Yuan!"
Crawling and crawling, Yu Jiajia yelled again: "Let's tell a joke, it's boring!"
"How can there be a joke? Do you think I still carry a knife but not an umbrella on a rainy night?"
"Why don't you bring an umbrella?" Cheng Congwu asked.
"When the company first started, Mr. Yao set up a trumpet, and often told jokes in the chat room to attract users. Everyone called him Brother Umbrella!" Cheng Wei laughed.
"It's a pity that brother Shan broke away from the masses and disappeared from the world!" Yinyin said.
"I'm not separated from the masses, it's just that I'm too old to do those things anymore. Just like Zhou Xingchi, why didn't he make movies anymore? I'm getting older, so I can't do those facial expressions anymore... Well, time flies, every inch of time is worth every inch of gold!"
Yao Yuan suddenly turned around and asked, "Hey, what's the last sentence?"
"An inch of gold can't buy an inch of time." Chen Sheng said strongly.
"This is the next sentence, and I asked the previous sentence." Liu Qiang said.
"Is there a previous sentence?" Bai Yongxiang doubted.
"Is there?" Zhou Hongyi was also puzzled.
"What is the allusion?" Lei Jun asked.
"Ah, I remembered..."
And Yao Yuan slapped his head, and said: "The last sentence is a common saying!"
Um? ? ?
Everyone looked at each other, but before they could react, Yu Jiajia took a sip: "As the saying goes, an inch of time is worth an inch of gold!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha!"
Yao Yuan likes to lay the groundwork for his jokes, and then tease you inadvertently. Mountain climbing is boring, and being teased out of the blue, the atmosphere inside and outside the mountain is full of joy.
(besides……)
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