Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

()Eat and drink, Yang Ling then walked towards his cell. Yang Ling followed Taoist Master Shenxu behind his butt and said, "Damn, you mischievous man, what am I doing?"

"Of course I'm going back to sleep!" Taoist Master Shenxu replied in confusion.

"Sleep when you sleep, why are you following me?" Yang Ling suddenly shouted: "Xiao Liu, take this bastard away and help him change to a larger cell, with more people."

"Young Master Yang, don't!" shouted Taoist Master Shenxu.

When passing Meifeng and the others, Meifeng and the others snorted again, then turned around and Yang Ling chuckled. These two fools were indeed all scumbags with less emotional intelligence. Yang Ling hummed a small song and stepped into his cell.

He closed the door and suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs: "Come here! Help! I'm wronged!"

"What's wrong? What's wrong, Mr. Yang?" Liu San ran over and asked as if he was chased by a dog.

Yang Ling said relaxedly: "Everyone said that I am here to experience life, so I naturally have to learn from ordinary prisoners. I will tell you that I am so serious about doing things! Help!"

Liu San asked puzzledly: "Young Master Yang, what's the pounce?"

"Punish your sister!" Yang Ling said disdainfully: "I'll ask you, what do you know about the help of Khitan? "

"Oh, I've seen this Khitan, but I can't speak this Khitan." Liu San replied honestly.

"Xiao Liu, I'm going to criticize you. You have to know that foreign languages ​​are also a very important tool. After learning foreign languages ​​well, you will have the capital when you are promoted." Yang Ling said dissatisfiedly: "I will do that too, too."

Forget about foreign languages, forget it, let’s not talk about this anymore. This long night is long and I have no intention of sleep. I suddenly feel elegant and have decided to perform for you to enrich your spiritual cultural life.”

Liu San looked at Yang Ling with confusion, and Yang Ling said angrily: "Why are you standing there? Go and bring a small stool over and listen to me sing to you!"

Yang Ling cleared his throat and sang: "I held the steamed bun in my hand, there was no drop of oil in the vegetables, and tears couldn't stop flowing down my eyes. I hang the two-foot-eight sign around my neck. The street

The alleys swam me..."

Yang Ling looked at Mei Feng and the others opposite, and indeed blocked his ears impatiently, with a very annoyed look. Yang Ling was proud of his heart and asked you 255 to go against me. I not only want you to go to jail, but also want you to be a god.

Being tortured.

After singing the song, Yang Ling asked Liu San again: "You have a quick-witted person? I suddenly want to have a rap."

When Liu San was about to ask what he was pounced, he was stopped by Yang Ling's eyes, but he still remembered it in his heart. The words Yang Ling said were not understood, which should be called pounce. Liu San smiled and said, "Young Master Yang."

Sin, this is a prison, not a beggar's nest that falls in lotus flowers, there is really no such thing."

"This can be there. Look, you are as busy as you usually work, but no matter how busy you are, you have to build your own spiritual civilization. Since there is no slogan, I have to continue singing a cappella." Yang Ling paused,

Singing: "Oh, yo, Cheknao, the vast world is my love, damn, I'll make a spell, come back! Yo, yo, Cheknao, how painful life in prison is, yo, in my hand

Holding the steamed bun, oh, I feel my heart one step at a time..."

Yang Ling twisted her butt while singing, her posture was extremely ugly. Mei Feng finally couldn't bear it anymore and stood up and shouted in anger: "Yang Ling, you, the country's slander, shut up!"

Yang Ling looked at Mei Feng with his eyes slanted and said, "I won't shut up, I'll bite me if you have the will of you!"

"Yang Ling, if you have the guts, come here for me. Let's fight alone to see if I bite you!" Mei Feng shouted.

"How is it? I'm out. You bite me!" Yang Ling pushed open the door of the cell, walked to a place three feet away from Meifeng, and stood still.

Unexpectedly, Mei Feng could not catch Yang Ling's clothes even though he tried his best. The people around him hurriedly grabbed Mei Feng, who was excited and persuaded him: "Brother Mei, it's not worth getting angry with such a villain. Be patient, I believe the emperor will definitely

Give us a fair one.”

"That's right, I'm a villain!" Yang Ling sneered: "But I'm a real villain. I live freely and freely, and I'm worthy of the world. When I have the ability, I will do my best to help others. But you, a bunch of hypocrites,

, reading moral articles all day long, but only asking for fame and integrity for yourself. In fact, you are just worms for the country and the people. Apart from sucking people's wealth and ointment, you are nothing! I am a real villain in front of you hypocrites, I don't know how to do it.

How noble! It’s amazing to have read books. I have read them too. I have read them. I have read them anti-human books such as "Advanced Mathematics", "Analog Circuits", and "Signal Drag". Have you read them? Scholars need to be respected.

But it’s not you self-righteous scholars, I have run a school now. Anyone who works under my hands, their children, regardless of gender, must study. Isn’t the Confucius in your heart wanting to educate the world? He can’t do it?

, You can't do it, tell you, I can do it, one day, I will let all children in this world study and let them understand the truth. Can you do it? Nine-year compulsory education, you

Do you understand?"

"Blow the air!" Mei Feng and others sneered.

Without a word, Yang Ling lay on his bedding and couldn't help but fall into deep thought. Yes, he has now won over the wealthy families. It can be seen that Old Man Shen really wants to help him, but Old Man Shen is already old, he said

Maybe one day I will suffer from Alzheimer's disease. Who else will help me? Should I also climb up the official position by myself, preferably the kind that no one dares to bully me?

Become an emperor by yourself? When this idea appeared, Yang Ling was really shocked. Forget it, it's like changing the world. The danger factor is too high. If you accidentally get your life, you will be trapped in. At that time, Sun Hunter

I really remarried with so many inheritances, who can I cry?

In a daze, Yang Ling finally spent the first night in prison. The next morning, Yang Ling's biological clock started Yang Ling on time. Yang Ling rubbed his sleepy eyes and saw that the toiletries on the table were already placed.

After being neatly placed, Yang Ling approached the temporary toilet, first made it convenient, and then slowly washed up. During the period, he looked into the cell opposite, and saw that Mei Feng and the others were all red and swollen, and their eyes were haggard. It was obvious that they had been seen overnight.

The prison life seemed to have crushed the arrogance of these proud scholars halfway, and Yang Ling didn't mind helping them crushed their arrogance.

After Yang Ling finished washing up, she sat down and thought about what to do. She happened to see Mei Feng's angry eyes. Yang Ling smiled slightly, picked up the lotus on the table and put it in front of her nose and sniffed it.

Also give me a look that makes you angry.

At this moment, Liu San carried a food box with a smile on his face, entered Yang Ling's cell, then took it out one by one, and said, "Young Master Yang is about to have a meal."

Yang Ling approached and looked at it. It seemed that these dishes were all their favorite dishes. They just ate the water and boiled fish in the morning. What's the matter? Yang Ling smiled and said, "Oh, I can't tell, you are in your prison."

The food is very good. The food is probably from Xinghualou. It is so good. If I were an ordinary person, I would break the law if I had nothing to do and come in and eat this prison meal.”

Liu San smiled and said, "Young Master Yang is joking. Just give them half a steamed bun and don't let them starve to death. Those people probably won't be able to eat such food in their lifetime."

"Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu, to flatter me, this table of dishes has cost you a lot of money?" Yang Ling also smiled.

Liu San said flatteringly: "The little one really wants to hug Mr. Yang's thighs. Unfortunately, I can only smell the food in Xinghualou, but I don't have the spare money to afford. These foods are not

The young man bought it, but it was delivered by Mr. Yang's family early in the morning, saying that some of them were made by the wife himself when she got up early in the morning. In addition, they also gave the young man a lot of food, Mr. Yang,

You see?"

"I'll give it to you, just eat it. You idiots, since they meet, you are destined to eat, eat, you treat me so well, but only a little food is not worth mentioning." Yang Ling said cheerfully.

Yang Ling buried her head in eating, and drank a sip of wine from time to time. The meal and environment are really his, how can he be disharmonious? When Yang Ling looked up, he happened to see Liu San smiling flatteringly. Yang Ling asked casually:

"Have you eaten?"

"Not yet!" Liu San replied honestly.

"Then eat some together?"

"I dare not, I dare not, how dare I have dinner with Mr. Yang."

"Why do you keep looking at me so straightforwardly when you ask you to eat but don't want to eat? Is there a flower on my face?"

"No, no, the little one is here to serve you, and see if Mr. Yang still needs anything."

At this time, Yang Ling heard a sound of shouting at him. Yang Ling looked in the voice and saw Taoist Master Shenxu holding half a steamed bun, lying on the railing and looking at him, looking around again, only to see everything

Everyone was drooling at the food on their table.

Yang Ling sighed and said to Liu San: "Go and bring all the old Taoist and the foodie monk from my family. Anyway, there are a lot of food, otherwise I will blame me again when I go back."

After a while, Taoist Master Shenxu and his second senior brother were invited over. Yang Ling looked at the second senior brother who was stuffed in his mouth and criticized: "You foodie, why are you eating other people's food? I'm short of it and you've eaten it.

?That is a gift for others, so you can’t earn some face for me?"

The second senior brother said aggrievedly: "I'm hungry!"

Yang Ling looked around, and others were still staring at him. Yang Ling said to Liu San: "I am an official of the court after all. It would be fine if I can't unite the masses closely. I'm still doing things to separate myself from the masses.

How bad the impact will be if it is spread!”

Liu San asked carefully: "Then, will you go and invite all the prisoners to dinner?"

Yang Ling said contemptuously: "Look at your understanding ability, I think you can only be a senior prisoner at most. What I mean is that even if you want to make specialization, you cannot let the people see it. Go and put the surroundings.

Pull the curtain up for me!”