Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() Yang Ling was eating while looking at the gang of 25 people on the opposite side with his eyes squinted, waved his hand, called Liu San to his side, and asked strangely: "Xiao Liu, you are not talking about the person in this cell.

Do you give half a steamed bun at each meal? Why do you have steamed buns on the opposite side? Is it white flour? Are you cheating on my feelings?"

Liu San quickly explained: "Oh, how dare you deceive you? The censors on the opposite side did not break the law. They came in because of the legal system of their ancestors, so they were given some preferential treatment. The censors who were instructed by the superiors should not be ordinary prisoners.

Treat that way.”

"I'll ask you, if my family doesn't bring me food, are you going to eat steamed buns for me or let me eat steamed buns?"

"What is Mr. Yang saying? Mr. Yang is a distinguished guest, of course he is eating steamed buns!" Liu San patted his chest and promised.

"Look at your tidy head!" Yang Ling said furiously: "I also said that I am a distinguished guest, at least I have to get a few meat buns!"

"Yes, yes, yes! They are all young people who can't speak. If Mr. Yang wants to eat meat buns, will the young people buy it for you now?" Liu San said and turned around and was about to go out.

"Come back!" Yang Ling shouted, then pointed at the second senior brother and asked, "Do you think I am the same as this foodie?"

Liu San smiled and said that talking to Mr. Yang was too tired and he was about to be told if he was accidentally told. Liu San still closed his mouth tactfully.

After dinner, Liu San packed up the things. As a foodie monk who yearned for you, the second senior brother walked out to let the house go and let the food be eaten. Yang Ling was talking about Taoist Master Shenxu, and he had nothing to do with him.

Speaking of which, as an old Jianghu, Taoist Master Shenxu is quite nonsense. Most of the time, he said that Yang Ling is just an audience member.

Master Shenxu rarely saw Yang Ling willing to listen to his boast. When he tried his best, he spitted everywhere, and he explained how he could observe the celestial phenomena at night, how to eliminate disasters for people, and how to eliminate demons and demons one by one.

It is even more bizarre than "Journey to the West". Yang Ling was bored anyway, so he just regarded it as a pastime. He even interjected a few words from time to time, fully taking on the responsibility of a good listener.

Yang Ling is the best at summing up: "You don't go to Qidian to write novels, it's really a waste of your ability."

Taoist Master Shenxu said impatiently: "Don't interrupt me, listen to me continue to say, "Once I passed by a barren mountain, I saw black clouds covered with faint evil spirits. Later, I passed by the nearest village, I

I only realized that the mountain was called Heishan. According to the villagers, there was an old monster in the black wind on the mountain. It was the most cruel and unjust. The villagers suffered a lot and didn't even dare to go there to collect firewood. Dao Ye, I uphold my compassion.

For the feelings of love, I decided to surrender that monster..."

Yang Ling finally stopped Taoist Master Shenxu and bragged about his glorious past, and suddenly had the intention of teasing the old Taoist, and asked with a smile: "Old Taoist, do you think there are really ghosts and gods in this world?"

Taoist Master Shenxu raised his beard and said proudly: "Of course there is, otherwise what I just told you are fake?"

"So, I have something I have experienced personally, and I always feel that it is a bit weird. Why don't you analyze it for me to see if it's a ghost?" Yang Ling said deliberately.

Taoist Shenxu smiled proudly and thought to myself, have you finally told me the story behind your extraordinary fate? Taoist Shenxu hurriedly acted as if he was so gentle.

"Well, that's it, ahem," Yang Ling cleared his throat and began to tell the story: "After my mother passed away, I was the only one left in the family. Of course, my family has a small asset, how many are there?

The slaves should be. One night, I felt something was wrong as soon as I stepped into my bedroom. My bedroom was always forbidden to enter and exit. I liked to look for books everywhere, so the room was a little messy, but that night

My room was very tidy, everything was neatly tidy, and the books I had messed up were neatly placed on the bookshelf, except..." Yang Ling deliberately dragged his tone.

"Except what?" Taoist Master Shenxu asked curiously.

"In addition to a book of "Shan Hai Jing" that was placed on my table, I could also smell the scent of scent. I was a little angry at that time, thinking that it was an unruly servant who entered my room without authorization.

Come and clean up, and then I sat at the table, picked up the "Shan Hai Jing" and read it. At this moment!" Yang Ling suddenly turned sharply and said it loudly.

"What's wrong at this moment? What's wrong?" Taoist Master Shenxu asked hurriedly.

"At this moment, the candle next to me suddenly became light and dark, and then I didn't remember it." Yang Ling said.

Taoist Master Shenxu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What do I think is there? It's hard to say. When the wind blows in, isn't the candle just going to be bright and dark?"

"I think so too," Yang Ling said: "The next day when I woke up, I saw me lying on the bed. Then I went to ask the servants, who had cleaned my room,

Who helped me on the bed?"

"Did you ask?" Taoist Master Shenxu asked quickly with tactfulness.

"Of course I didn't ask. I was unwilling to give up. I remembered the fragrance I had smelled before, and then gathered everyone in my house, smelled it one by one, and found that they didn't have this fragrance on them.

I was very puzzled at that time." Yang Ling continued: "For the next period of time, every time I wanted to read a book and sleep, the candles would flicker and darker, and then I would sleep until dawn.

Yes, it's strange to have such a cycle."

Taoist Master Shenxu hurriedly nodded and said, "That's right, it's really strange. Then, what did you do next?"

"I, the more I think about it, the more I am, the more I am. One day I pretended to be holding the book and started dozing off," Yang Ling's voice suddenly turned low, faint, as if it had come out of the ground, "Just now,

At this moment, I felt like a gentle wind was stroking my face. I wanted to open my eyes, but I couldn't open it. I had no choice but to grab it with my hands..."

"Young Master Yang, you said this very hard, keep talking." Taoist Master Shenxu urged.

"The next morning, I found that I was still lying on the bed, but I was holding a handkerchief tightly in my hand, and the fragrance was exactly the kind I had always wanted to find." Yang Ling continued to say quietly: "And then it was at night

At that time, I continued to read, but that night, I waited around, and the candle was still as usual. Until the third week, suddenly there were loud knocks outside the door, bang! bang! bang!

”

Taoist Master Shenxu was also a little uneasy at this time, and cold sweat began to appear on the tip of his nose.

"There are not only knocking on the door," Yang Ling said nervously: "There are also shouting outside, Mr. Yang, Mr. Yang..."

Taoist Master Shenxu held his hands tightly, and his ten fingers looked a little blue because he used too much force, and his lips were trembling and he couldn't say anything.

Yang Ling looked at Taoist Master Shenxu with contempt and said mockingly: "Look at your promising appearance, where did I just say it, oh, by the way, someone outside is calling the door."

"Young Master Yang, Young Master Yang..."

"Oh, it's just this kind of door sound, very light."

"Young Master Yang, Young Master Yang..."

"I said you just need to learn the old Taoist once. What's the matter with your old learning? Do you still want me to continue talking?" Yang Ling said angrily.

"It's not me who's screaming..." Taoist Master Shenxu said with his lips trembling.

"Damn, it's not you calling, it's me calling! Don't you have Alzheimer's disease?" Yang Ling said dissatisfied.

"Young Master Yang, Young Master Yang..." The voice continued. Yang Ling finally understood this time. It was really not the Taoist Master Shenxu who was shouting. He sighed in his heart. I was not so unlucky, but I told a ghost story. I am not really good at it.

Has the ghost been attracted? Thinking of this, Yang Ling's whole body began to tremble involuntarily, shaking like a sieve.

Yang Ling hugged Taoist Master Shenxu, and finally felt a little supportive. He was a little braver and said in Taoist Master Shenxu's ear, "Old Taoist, weren't you bragging in front of me just now, you are subduing demons and demons.

It’s no problem. You should use some tricks to show me this scene?"

Taoist Master Shenxu said in a crying voice: "I also want to show you one thing, but I didn't bring you guys. Without magical tools, I can't do anything."

"Damn, you bastard, why don't you bring guys with you at critical moments? And you have such a strong ability, you should be able to subdue demons without guys?" Yang Ling reminded again,

"How fresh, have you seen a Taoist priest who went out to perform rituals for others? You must not carry any talismans on your body, such as peach wood sword, black donkey hooves, etc." Taoist Master Shenxu explained.

"Damn, are you a Taoist priest or a lieutenant who divides the gold and sets the acupoints?" Yang Ling cursed.

"Young Master Yang, Youth Master Yang..." The voice continued.

It seemed that there was nothing we could do. Yang Ling mustered up the courage to say to Taoist Master Shenxu: "You turn your face around. With your virtue, you will probably be scared to death by you even if you are a ghost!"

"Why? He called you and didn't call me. If you want to turn, you will turn over. I won't turn over!" Taoist Master Shenxu showed a lot of backbone at the critical moment.

"A bunch of ungrateful wolves! Second senior brother is, too! You religious people, I have seen through your essence!" Yang Ling said angrily: "In a word, let's turn around together, who will that ghost look for?

It depends on destiny!”

"Don't turn!" Taoist Master Shenxu said firmly.

"If you don't turn, you can't help!" Yang Ling put his head aside, then he suddenly turned the head of Taoist Master Shenxu hard and suddenly turned outside.

"Ah!" Taoist Master Shenxu had no time to scream, and then fainted.

"Damn, it's so useless!" Yang Ling cursed inwardly. Now there is no Taoist Master Kidney Empty who can be used as cannon fodder. He has to go into battle himself, no matter what he says. Yang Ling mustered up the courage for himself and resolutely put his head on the ground.

Transferred it.

"ah……"