Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() "Ah..." Liu San's face that was smiling a little terrifyingly in front of Yang Ling.

But obviously Liu San was also scared by Yang Ling, "Ah..."

Yang Ling said dissatisfiedly: "What's your name?"

Liu San touched his chest and said with lingering fear: "No, I just saw Mr. Yang screaming so happily, and shouting with Mr. Yang."

Yang Ling said furiously: "You bastard, you must know that people are scary, but they will be scary. Did you see this old bastard, you will be scared to death by you. Wait, maybe tonight, this old Taoist ghost

I'm coming to find you." Yang Ling said, pointing to Taoist Master Kidney Empty who was still lying on the ground.

Liu San asked carefully: "No, this old Taoist is really scared to death by me? Young Master Yang, don't scare me. I am a very timid person. Even if I want to punish criminals, I have to turn my face.

, I can't stand the blood, I can guarantee that I have never beaten the prisoner to death. There are so many people who died because they can't stand the beating and died in the end because they lacked medical treatment. I really can't blame me. Even if I die

Yes, I paid a few cents, bought a few mats, and buried them."

Yang Ling asked curiously: "How much does one mattress cost do you report to the top?"

"I always have a monthly payment. If I have too much money, the master will not report it." Liu San said aggrievedly.

"Give me half of it, I can testify. This old Taoist was not scared to death by you!" Yang Ling promised.

"Really?" Liu San was happy first, and then said reluctantly: "Young Master Yang, you are also a great nobleman. Why bother to ask me for this money? It's just a few dollars, not enough for Yang.

It’s the money for a meal for the young master!”

Yang Ling said in a vainly way: "Xiao Liu, you don't understand. I'm actually pretending to be fat. It looks bright and beautiful outside. It's even more bitter than Coptis chinensis! I didn't see the foodie monk outside, just

That turtle girl, I have to go to the kitchen to steal several chicken legs every day, not to mention that there are still a bunch of people outside, digging a hole for me to jump, I won’t say it anymore, I won’t say it anymore, I’m talking about it, I’m in my heart

It's all Coptis chinensis, which is so swelling."

After hearing Yang Ling's deep inner monologue, Liu San became sad. He took out a few copper plates from his arms and handed them to Yang Ling's hand, and said, "Young Master Yang, there are only so many left on me, look at it."

Is it enough? If not enough, I can give you a white strip.”

"Forget it, forget it, there is no place to report this white note," Yang Ling put a few copper plates into his arms and said, "Is there any more? This old man is dead, how many more money can you buy a few chicken legs

, Please help the monk outside to help this old master to save him." Yang Ling said as he was about to touch Liu San's arms.

Liu San hurriedly raised his hand and said, "It's really gone, Mr. Yang!"

"Damn, why don't you know how to be thrifty and loving your family? You'll go out to mess around if you have a few bad money? Do you think you are worthy of your family? Are you worthy of me?" Yang Ling and Yang Ling criticized.

Liu San said aggrievedly: "I didn't mess around, nor did I spend money randomly. I just helped Mr. Yang buy wontons and chicken legs and spend it."

"That's it," Yang Ling touched his chin and pondered: "You'll go find that foodie monk later. That bastard has no salary for me, but I heard that he seemed to have saved a lot of money on my back.

For private money, ask him for wonton money.”

"Okay, thank you Mr. Yang for your advice." Liu San finally smiled and asked, "Mr. Yang, then the death of this old Taoist..."

"As the saying goes, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. Look at this old man who is so scared by you, he will be burping. I think it's because he usually does too much trouble, so he wants to come to the Yin room.

King Yama also had to chat with him, and he was embarrassed to say that he was scared to death. As for the affairs in the world, what I want to say, isn’t it all within your control? Don’t worry, his death,

It has nothing to do with us." Yang Ling said affirmatively and asked again: "Hey, I said you, the prison chief, don't go to work, and you always skip work and drill into my cell if you have any questions, what's wrong?"

"Oh, that's right. There are two nobles outside, saying that they are your brothers, Mr. Yang. I want to visit Mr. Yang." Liu San replied.

"Brother? These two bastards have such a human touch, and they still know to come to see me!" Yang Lingqi said: "But these two bastards usually come to my door and don't even knock on the door. Why did they suddenly happen today?

I am polite and I know that I will tell you first. This is not the style they should have."

"The two nobles said that they felt very sad when they learned that Mr. Yang was in prison, but they were very happy. They were afraid that when they saw Mr. Yang's image, they would not be able to laugh out loud, so they asked the young one to come to Yang first.

The young master informed him and put his makeup in order to avoid meeting him for a while. They would be laughable. If you destroy your brothers' relationship, it would be no longer beautiful." Liu San replied honestly.

"Damn! Why are you doing so honestly? Do you know that our brotherly relationship has been destroyed by you now?" Yang Ling was furious, but he still said, "Forget it, forget it, it's not your fault, bring you

I'll go find those two bastards."

Liu San pointed to Taoist Master Kidney Empty on the ground with uncertainty and asked, "What should I do if this old Taoist's corpse?"

"Cold! Put it on first, I won't run away anyway. Now the most important thing is to ask my two bastards to compensate me!"

Outside the prison gate, Juhuaguan and Little Pineapple were waiting for impatiently, and suddenly a sad voice came: "Two brothers, I miss you, I'm so sorry for my third brother!" Then the two of them felt a flash in front of them.

I saw a man appearing in front of two people with disheveled hair.

"Who is coming!" The little pineapple jumped out and drew his sword toward each other.

"Second brother, if you ask such questions, I will be heartbroken." Yang Ling pulled out his hair and showed his eyes.

Juhua Guan smiled and said, "Why did my third brother look like this? Didn't you let the jailer notify you?"

"Damn! You two bastards!" Yang Ling stood up, shook his hair back, and asked, "You two bastards, do you want to laugh at me? Sorry, I'm having a good life, you want to

Look, I will show you now."

Juhuaguan quickly explained: "Stern brother, don't be angry, we care about you like this!"

"Caring?" Yang Ling pointed to the two of them with empty hands and shouted: "I'm all here to go to jail. You two come to see me, but you don't even bring some gifts. Just forget it if you don't bring any gifts. Even with pictures and texts, telling the story of men and women.

I don’t know how to bring two books on the road to human relations. Are there anyone who visits people like this?”

"Why, my third brother is very thirsty?" Xiao Pineapple asked with concern.

"No, it's just boring to go to jail. I can't find anything to enjoy myself. I want to read some books to pass the time. Except for the kind I just said, I'm so angry when I see other books." Yang Ling explained.

"Since that's the case, the third brother will go to jail next time. I will definitely remember to bring you when I come to visit you again!" Juhuaguan said with a smile.

"Bah! I'll go to jail next time, and see you two bastards. I'm smirking. What was wrong with me? How could I think of becoming a sworn brother with you?" Yang Ling spat.

"Third brother, you are wrong. I remember that my second brother and I were also quite innocent people at the beginning. It was only since we became sworn brothers and people who were close to you that they were a little bit dark." Juhuaguan said hurriedly.

"Okay, okay, stop talking. If you talk about it again, I will become an unforgivable person. Since I am here, I will sit down!" Yang Ling said as he led the way in front.

Along the way, Yang Ling kept explaining like a tour guide in his previous life, "I saw that, this is the prison. Like you two bastards, I guess there is no hope of staying here in this life."

"We didn't think we would stay here for a while." The two of them hurriedly wiped the cold sweat from their heads and said.

"Hmph! What do you know!" Yang Ling snorted coldly: "The environment here is elegant, warm in winter and cool in summer, and quiet in the midst of the noise. In addition, the security facilities here are extremely rich, so don't spend money on your own. When you have something to do,

You can also play with the dungeon maze. What’s more important is that there is free food here, which will definitely not starve to you. Where do you think you can find such a place? If it weren’t for the more interesting things, I would have liked to stay here for a long time!

”

Juhuaguan and Xiao Pineapple looked at Yang Ling's cell in amazement and asked, "Third brother, is your cell or a new house?"

"Have anyone ever seen which new house is in the prison?"

"No, I mean, third brother, if you didn't have one less bed in your cell, wouldn't it be that ordinary people's houses are not as good as you?"

"Stop talking, I get angry as soon as I say this. I wanted to bring a bed in by the way, but the door of this prison is a little small and I can't carry it in. There is no way, so I had to hit the floor and just sleep

It's a bit hard, my waist is a little uncomfortable. When I go out, I'll suggest that Old Man Shen open the door of this cell a little wider, so that prisoners are also human rights."

"Hehe," Juhuaguan smiled dryly, then pointed to Taoist Master Shenxu on the ground and asked, "Hey, why is there an old Taoist lying on the ground in your cell?"

"Damn! Forgot this bastard. This old Taoist just told me a ghost story, but who knew that he would faint by accident." Yang Ling explained, while walking over to kick the Taoist Master Kidney Deficiency who was lifting up.

He said, "Hey, stop pretending, is it okay to hold the corpse and change the place?"

Taoist Master Shenxu did not respond at all. Yang Ling was furious and shouted: "Xiao Liu! Xiao Liu! Head Liu!"

"I'm here!" Liu San appeared behind Yang Ling like a gust of wind, "Young Master Yang, do you have any instructions?"

"You have already been scared to death by you. You are still scaring me to death. Please, when you are fine in the future, can you stop playing this?" Yang Ling said dissatisfiedly: "Go, make me a pot of boiled water, and make this old Taoist

Suck me awake.”