Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() I don’t know how many people came in at the door at once. Yang Ling kept jumping into the window with a determined look on his face, but he still had a curiosity and counted how many people came in.

"Young Master, Young Master! Don't be overwhelmed!" Everyone screamed.

The more intelligent ones have already run to find Old Man Shen. There are still people in this world who scare Yang Ling, so it is probably Old Man Shen.

Some people were immediately stopped from laying quilts downstairs to prevent Yang Ling from jumping downstairs.

Everyone moved closer to Yang Ling, as if Yang Ling was a frightened rabbit. Yang Ling looked at the second senior brother, then looked at the person behind him, suddenly jumped up to the windowsill, and roared to the sky: "I want this day,

If you can no longer cover my eyes, if you want this land, you can no longer bury your heart, if you want all sentient beings to understand my intentions, and if all the Buddhas will disappear!"

Yang Ling screamed passionately, making everyone think Yang Ling was about to jump off the building, and everyone rushed up, but they were busy, and they didn't know which bastard was mixing garlic under his feet. One brake failed and pushed Yang Ling's waist for a moment.

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"Which bastard pushes me?" Yang Ling shouted angrily, but the center of gravity was really hard to grasp. His hands were shaking and he would fall out of the window accidentally. Everyone watched Yang Ling sway on the windowsill.

It is difficult to go up and help, for fear that the more you help you, the more you help you.

Finally, Yang Ling couldn't control himself and fell straight out the window. Yang Ling shouted: "Whoever pushes me is so hard that I won't let him go even if I die!"

At this critical moment, a greasy hand suddenly grabbed Yang Ling. Yang Ling was full of vigor, but he saw that the second senior brother was the one who grabbed him. Yang Ling said gratefully: "Second Brother, you must be at the critical moment.

It's reliable, I didn't let Brother Monkey take care of you in vain."

"Second Brother, can I ask you? Did you steal chicken legs and eat them just now?" Yang Ling asked.

The second senior brother nodded shyly and asked curiously: "Boss, how do you know?"

"Because you can't catch me anymore, I'm about to fall down!" Yang Ling's face was full of vileness: "Ah..."

Everyone praised: "Young Master is indeed extraordinary, and even the afterglow of jumping into a building is so long."

"Pu!" With a heavy sound, Yang Ling fell on the quilt downstairs. Yang Ling stood up and patted the dust that was afraid of not exist on his body. He seemed to be fine. He looked up at the crowd lying on the windowsill and shouted:

"No one is allowed to move! Keep this posture and don't move. I want to see who it is, so I can push me. And you are the second senior brother, you bastard. Remember to wash your hands after eating chicken legs next time!"

Given that Yang Ling had just experienced a jumping off the building, Old Man Shen felt that letting go of Yang Ling was a wrong decision, so Yang Ling was tragically tied up and threw it on the bed. No matter how Yang Ling begged, it would be useless, "Old man, old man! Don't leave

Ah, I really didn't want to jump off the building just now, I just roared to the sky to express my indignation for God's play with me like this!"

In order to prevent Yang Ling from doing anything that hurts him, Old Man Shen also wrote a post overnight and sent it out, which means that it was Yang Ling and Kong Yingxue's engagement ceremony, and someone was invited to watch the ceremony.

The next morning, Yang Ling was made like a red envelope, but he heard a miserable cry from outside the door: "Third brother! My good third brother, I didn't expect you to be young

If such a thing happened, how could you let me be the elder brother?”

Then the door was opened, and two figures were lying on the bed, crying very sadly, probably tired of crying, and finally realized, "Hey, third brother is gone! Where are you, third brother?

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"Stop calling, I'm such a big man sitting behind you and didn't even see you. What are your eyes!" Yang Ling said contemptly.

Juhuaguan and Xiao Pineapple turned around with joy, looked at Yang Ling, and asked in confusion: "Third brother, what are you playing this time?"

"I'm tired of lying down. I'm up and sitting. Is it illegal?" Yang Ling threw his eyes over and rolled his eyes.

"No, I just think it's strange, third brother, you're tied yourself up and played with it. Could it be that this is the third brother's new position?" Juhuaguan asked with a swaying look on his face.

"Damn! You know the word "single position". It seems that I underestimated you ancient people!" Yang Ling explained: "In addition, I will correct you again. This is a position, but it's not that I want to play.

Yes, I was played, okay?"

Juhua Guan said happily: "Brother, I heard that my third brother has become a lunatic. I can't eat or sleep. Then I heard that my third brother is engaged today, and I am really happy and reluctant to leave."

"First of all, I'm not a lunatic. At most, I'm a little amnesia. Secondly, I can understand why you are reluctant to leave. Could it be that we have a relationship?" Yang Ling asked nervously.

Before Juhuaguan could say anything, Xiao Pineapple said unhappily: "Third brother, you are not just having an affair with your elder brother, but we three are better off with each other?"

"Damn! This character's relationship is a bit messy. I'll ask you again, who are you?"

"Third brother, don't worry, let's help you recall it, it's like this. The three of us read together and then fell into the same state at first sight, so we made an appointment to tear up books and form a different brother, and the three of us play football together, together

Gambling and bragging together, this guy lives a very casual life. It can be said that the three of us are not brothers but better than brothers. Third brother, have you remembered it?" Juhuaguan said.

"Not yet, but I have never even tried to pick up girls together and kick the widow's door together, which is beneficial to physical and mental health. I am considered a good brother!" Yang Ling said: "Since you are a good brother, please help me."

"If you have anything to do with the third brother, just say it. Go to the mountain of swords and go to the sea of ​​fire, so that you can't blink!" Little pineapple shouted, patting her chest.

"Then you guys untied the ropes on your body first and then cover me to run away. How about it?"

Juhuaguan and Xiao Pineapple looked at each other and laughed: "Third brother, you can endure it for a while, and it will be your auspicious time. Let's go out and see how the arrangements are going out."

"Damn! Don't run! You are not asking you to elope with me, why are you running away?" Yang Ling shouted behind her back.

In the study room, Juhuaguan was sitting in Yangling's position, and Xiao Pineapple stood behind Juhuaguan. Old man Shen sat down. After a long time, Juhuaguan said: "Shen Prime Minister Shen is a senior, and even his father was in charge of the Prime Minister Shen.

Teachers treat each other with courtesy, but this time the orphan still criticizes Shen Xiangguo. This time, he is really a mistake. The so-called marriage is destined. Yang Ling and Miss Kong's marriage will naturally bear fruit. Why should Shen Xiangguo pull out seedlings and encourage growth? Yang Ling

He is a talented person, but now he is crazy. It is a loss for you, for the whole country."

Old man Shen sighed inwardly. The prince had never put on airs, but now he began to call himself a widow. He was obviously holding his anger in his heart. Old man Shen hurriedly bowed to apologize and said, "This is because the old minister is not thinking well. Please ask His Highness the Prince.

Punishment.”

"Since things have reached this point, there is no point in saying anything else." Juhuaguan said as he signaled to Xiaopineapple. Xiaopineapple took out a night pearl from his arms. Juhuaguan said: "For decades, the prime minister,

I believe that the Prime Minister should know the origin of this night pearl. At this time, Miss Kong's great joy, I will give it to you.

I would like to add makeup to Miss Kong, please accept it with a smile.”

Old man Shen hurriedly took it, bowed and said, "The old minister keeps it in mind for the prince's kindness."

"It's getting late, so I won't go back to the palace. My father should be anxious. Moreover, I am not suitable for showing up on this occasion today. Please convey my blessings on your behalf."

"Greatly send your prince to the crown prince!"

"The Prime Minister stays, but if my third brothers have any more happens, please remember to notify me as soon as possible!"

"Yes! The old minister remembers it!"

At noon, Yang Ling was taken to the lobby by his family. Old man Shen sat down. When he saw Yang Ling coming in, he said viciously: "For you, I have broken my heart, and now I want to marry my most precious granddaughter to you.

, You kid, remember to treat her well in the future, otherwise I will not spare you!"

"No, I'm not prepared at all. Didn't I say I already have a wife? Besides, don't you, how can you fall in love? Actually, I'm a gangster!" Yang Ling argued.

Old man Shen obviously didn't understand what Yang Ling was talking about again, so he waved his hand and said, "Let the stinky brat and take him to the door to welcome guests. If this brat gets hysterical again, don't worry if anyone sees it.

He knocked him out of touch and tied him back."

So the tragic Yang Ling was surrounded by a group of people, with a hypocritical smile on her face and stood at the door. The sun in the sky was vicious, Yang Ling felt so angry that she looked at it, and had to squat on the ground and hide in the crowd.

In the shadow of yin, counting ants to play.

As a madman, how can he be called a madman if he doesn't do anything strange? So the guests carrying big and small bags smiled knowingly at the scene in front of him.

When Yang Ling was counting the ants and was happy, suddenly a stinky foot appeared in Yang Ling's sight. Yang Ling was furious and stood up and asked, "Which bastard? Didn't you see me counting the ants? All

You've messed up!"

Taoist Master Shenxu stood up and smiled, then saluted and asked, "Hello, Mr. Yang?"

"Who are you? Many people in my life have told me that Yang's surname is Yang, so you don't need to tell me! If you know the truth, just walk away. Don't disturb me from counting ants, or I'll find someone to beat you up!" Yang Ling

Threatening.

Taoist Master Shenxu was delighted and asked quickly: "You said just now that your surname is Yang in this life, then what is your surname in your previous life?"

"What's wrong with your surname Wu? Why don't you walk away quickly? Look at your despicable look, you see that even the ants have taken a detour." Yang Ling said.

"No, no!" Taoist Master Shenxu corrected: "The reason why this ant takes a detour is definitely not because I look vulgar."

"Then tell me why?"

"It's because my feet are there, and the ants can't get through, so they naturally have to take a detour."