Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() Taoist Master Shenxu saw that he could not know more secrets from Yang Ling's mouth, so he quickly changed into a completely different expression from usual, swept the vulgarity of his head, and said to the welcome guest at the door: "Please report to the Prime Minister Shen, just It is said that there is no invitation from Longhu Mountain, so please see me."

The family did not dare to neglect, so someone ran in to report it quickly. After a while, Old Man Shen's laughter came from inside: "Haha, Taoist Master Taixu, I want to kill me. We haven't seen each other for decades, but I didn't expect What a coincidence that I could meet here today!”

"Actually it's not too coincidental!" Taoist Master Shenxu said with a smile: "I've set up a stall to tell fortunes here recently! The Shen Xiangguo has always been fine?"

Old man Shen smiled and said, "It's okay! I just thought that you seemed to have cheated me for five taels of silver back then. You know, I am very despised by the act of not paying back the money, so I want to live well. See if the person who dares to owe me money can survive me?" Old Man Shen changed his tone and asked, "Master Taixu, when will you pay me back those five taels of silver? It's been decades. , You won’t really want me to go underground to ask you for a debt?"

Taoist Master Shenxu blushed and asked, "Is there any? Chen Xiangguo, why don't I remember that I owe you money? This thing can be eaten randomly, but you can't talk nonsense, especially if you owe debts, it's even more so. You can't talk nonsense, as this will damage my reputation in Longhu Mountain."

Old man Shen said with a dark face, "Bad Qingyu, you are so shameless. When the late emperor visited the south, he went to your Longhu Mountain to pay a visit, but you had to take me to the foot of the mountain to drink wine and then settle the score. , You will be gone, and in the end it will be the account I settled. Would you refuse to admit it?"

"Is there any? Why don't I remember?" Taoist Master Shenxu blushed and looked up at the sky with a 45-degree angle.

"Tsk, don't ignore it. After your senior brother passed away, your nephew took over as the Tianshi. When he came to the capital to pay a visit, he said that you did not come with him because you didn't dare to come to see me." Old Man Shen exposes Taoist Master Shenxu’s lies without hesitation.

"It's absolutely nothing. You know, my relationship with my senior brother has always been good. Since my senior brother passed away, I feel bored, so I went to travel around the world and pursue the great way of the world." Taoist Master Shenxu said seriously.

"Why did I hear you escaped overnight?" Old man Shen said with a smile: "I heard that your senior brother passed away, and I was so angry that you said you exchanged the various skills you learned from your master's hard work during his lifetime. Have a drink.”

Taoist Master Shenxu turned dark and explained: "Fake, fake, that technique is obviously fake! Master loved me the most during his lifetime, so how could I do something that I would be sorry for Master? Yes, Ha ha!"

"No, your master loves you the most. I have heard of it. I often praise you for being talented, but I am not serious. So if you let your senior brother take over the position of Tianshi, the compensation you will give you is that martial art. Your master will do the same. After I redeem the martial arts, I will study them at night and advance the Taoist Dharma."

"That's because his nephew is indeed a talented person." Taoist Master Shenxu quickly explained.

"Actually, these are easy to say. Master Zhang Tian said, Master Taixu, you are free and unruly, and these small mistakes can be forgiven. But you shouldn't steal your senior brother's favorite before your senior brother was buried. The jade pendant was given to the pink head at the foot of the mountain, which made your senior brother die with his eyes open." Old Man Shen wanted to say something else.

Taoist Master Shenxu's face became darker and he said embarrassedly: "Chen Xiangguo, aren't you just ridiculing me here now?"

"No, no!" Old Man Shen laughed and said, "When this person is old, he always loves to think about the past. By the way, can you repay me for the five taels of silver now?"

Taoist Master Shenxu cursed: "Cunning words, what do you mean today? You also had a portion of drinking flower wine. By the way, I asked later. At that time, your wife should have happened to be pregnant, and you should still be there. I stayed in the brothel for a night? Huh, I wonder if Mrs. Zun has come?"

"I'm afraid of you, okay, come in, look at your ragged look, and I know I have no money to pay it back. I'd say I'd have to cheat you for a meal today." It was the turn of Old Man Shen to be in a bad mood.

"It is necessary to cheat and drink, but I can solve a problem for you, the Prime Minister." Taoist Master Shenxu glanced at Yang Ling, who was squatting on the ground and counting ants to play with.

Old man Shen asked in surprise: "You are serious about this? Then please ask the Taoist priest to treat him quickly."

"I still have these things to do," Taoist Master Shenxu said with a smile: "To be honest, I met Mr. Yang. His face was strange. Although there were many twists and turns, it was a life-long fate. And he and Your precious granddaughter is destined to be in a marriage, but unfortunately this kid is strong and cannot force some things. Seize this opportunity and you can get what you want from the prime minister. This rice has already been put into the pot, so it is better to make mature rice than to eat it. , That's what's delicious!"

Old man Shen laughed and said, "You old man, you haven't changed at all in the past few decades. You're so scoundrel, I like it! Haha! But I'm still willing to add some water and cook it into porridge. When you get old, you have bad teeth. !”

Taoist Master Shenxu laughed and said, "Of course, whether you want to eat dry food or drink porridge depends on the heart of Chen. "

The two old men looked at each other and smiled, then put their arms into the room together.

Yang Ling curled his lips while cursing his lips. An old man who loves to make trouble and an old man pretending to be a fool is really the best!

Old man Shen brought Taoist Master Shenxu into the door. Everyone was curious. I wonder why the Shen Xianggong was so enthusiastic about a sloppy old Taoist. I am afraid that even if Master Zhang Tian of Longhu Mountain came, he would not be able to get this honor?

Old man Shen asked his family to come over to greet Taoist Master Shenxu, and then asked with a smile: "Master Taixu, our friendship is extraordinary. Do you want to ask some questions or not?"

"I just forced me to pay back the money, but now I'm doing this again. Compared with this old man Shen, I'm still too pure." Taoist Master Shenxu thought viciously, but he still said kindly: "There is no need for a prime minister to be a goddamn country." To put it more, the so-called gentleman's fortune is to be killed for three lifetimes. With the merits and hard work of the prime minister, and the proper planning, it is no problem to protect the three lifetimes. Although the way of heaven is impermanent, now a person who does not follow the way of heaven has come to the world. Although the old Taoist behind cannot see clearly, the wealth of your Shen family can be guaranteed."

Old man Shen was overjoyed and said, "I would like to thank Master Taixu for his auspicious words." Then he shouted to his son, "Hurry, why don't you pour tea for Master Taixu?"

Taoist Master Shenxu waved his hand and said, "You know this thing, I'm not used to drinking it." Then he ordered Old Man Shen's son as if he was to his own son: "Go, get some good wine, and there's also a The chicken legs of the Yang family are also awesome. Let’s get some to cushion your stomach first. The business has not been good these days, so it would be nice if you barely starve to death.”

As the successor that Old Man Shen is interested in, Kong Xingxue couldn't help but feel a little strange. Such a sloppy old man can make Old Man Shen so happy with just a few words? Could this be the legendary concern that is chaotic?

Originally, Sun Hunter was talking in the room with Kong Yingxue, but Old Man Shen suddenly passed a message saying that he wanted two people to meet guests in front. The two came together, but when they saw that it was Taoist Taixu, they couldn't help but look at each other.

Old Man Shen coughed and quickly introduced: "This is Taoist Master Taixu from Longhu Mountain. Even Master Zhang Tian is here, so he wants to call him uncle."

Everyone was uproared. It turned out that this old Taoist was so big. No wonder Old Man Shen was so enthusiastic. Obviously, they didn't see Old Man Shen's debt just now.

Taoist Master Shenxu enjoyed everyone's surprise, and then he smiled and said to Sun Hunter and Kong Yingxue: "Two ladies, I did not lie to you at the beginning. I am indeed from Longhu Mountain."

Old Man Shen continued, "This Taoist Master Taixu is a person with great ability. With him here, I think that brat's illness should be cured."

Sun Hunter and Kong Yingxue were overjoyed and hurriedly asked Taoist Master Kidney Empty to save Yang Ling. Taoist Master Kidney Empty touched his beard and tried hard to show his fairy-like appearance. He glanced at Old Man Shen and said with a smile: "No hurry, I'll still be there when I'm still.

Before we arrived, we had to wait for the ceremony to be completed. Wouldn’t it be even better to have a double happiness at that time?"

Taoist Master Shenxu said something that made Kong Yingxue blush and lowered his head and remained silent. Taoist Master Shenxu glanced at Sun Hunter and saw that although her face was filled with joy, there was always a worry in his eyes. Taoist Master Shenxu looked at Sun Hunter.

The long smiled and said to Sun Hunter, "Madam Sun, you are a blessed person. Some things are natural and don't need to worry about them. I believe in me. As long as I wait patiently, God will let you achieve what you want."

Sun Hunter looked up and said, although Taoist Master Kidney Empty still had an extremely vulgar smile on his face, his eyes seemed to see through Sun Hunter's heart. Sun Hunter was shocked and hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, Taoist Master Ji Yan!"

"No need to thank me. This is the number of days. Sometimes you must have it in your life and it has nothing to do with me. Besides, when you have no business in the future, you will be hungry and you will have to come to your house to ask for two wives for two bowls of wontons!

Haha, it’s better to add some chicken legs!”

The arrival of Taoist Master Shenxu seemed to have added a layer of insurance to the originally foggy marriage. The happiest one was Kong Xingxue. Although he didn't know what the old Taoist could do, he saw his father-in-law being very intimate to him.

, I guess my ability will not be bad.

Old Man Shen asked everyone to go down, leaving only himself to talk to Taoist Master Shenxu, and asked with some disconfidence: "Aren't you lying to me just now?"

Taoist Master Shenxu put down the wine bottle and said with his eyes slanted: "Shen Zhuoyan, when you were young, you were such a confident person. Why did you become such a mother-in-law when you are old?"

"I'm not like you, I'm careless. Many people rely on me. How could I be lazy for a while!" Old Man Shen sighed and said.

Taoist Shenxu chewed a bite of the chicken leg and said, "Don't worry, you just have to lie to you for such a mess!"

"That's good, that's good!" Old Man Shen said repeatedly.

Taoist Master Shenxu leaned over and asked, "What's our hexagram?"

"Ha, isn't there five liang in your place?"

"You're such a big deal, do you think it's enough for Wuliang?"

"Didn't you, an experienced master, always play in the world? Why do you value money so seriously?"

"No matter how much you play in the world, you will still be hungry, okay?"

"Then how much do you want?"

"How many do you have?"

Old man Shen trembled and took out a few pieces of silver from his arms and said, "That's all, this is still the one who respects me before that boy was crazy. Do you want it?"

"Okay, stop hiding it. I really think that the pieces in your boots are all unaware of it!" said Taoist Master Shenxu.

"I gave it to you, I can't get through it?" Old Man Shen said angrily.

"It's okay. After today, that kid is your grandson-in-law. How can you blackmail him in the future? Can he still say a word? Are you afraid that your wife will take your pocket money? Or I'll give that kid now

Make it, let you beat you up!"

"Don't! I'm really afraid of you, I'll give it to you!" Old Man Shen took out all the money he had on his body and put it on the table. After thinking about it, he added: "Why should the flower wine tonight be there?

You asked!"