Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

The reason why people are human is because of the existence of emotions, which can be roughly divided into three categories: family affection, friendship, and love. These three types of feelings often change with each other. For example, when love grows, it becomes family affection, and of course, it is possible that friendship is also possible.

It will become love as it grows.

The friendship between men is very strange. Sometimes fighting can build friendship, sometimes drinking a glass of wine can build friendship, and sometimes discussing a topic of yellow se can turn into friendship. The friendship between Yangling, Juhuaguan and Xiao Pineapple is established on

The last item is. Various kinds of renovated postures popped up from Yang Ling's mouth successfully conquered two sao years, who were not very pure. The two sao years looked like stars and drooled, and the whole teenager was one middle school and two

Yang Ling curled his lips, and he was really ashamed to be with these two people. Look at himself, read countless movies, and even if he has code, he can still achieve the best in his heart. Look at these two, and then compare them, the gap will immediately widen

Here we are, this is the difference between modern people and ancient people. It turns out that the generation gap is very big.

"Oh, I'll tell you two, can you wipe your saliva and then fantasize?" Yang Ling knocked on the table with dissatisfaction.

The two of them wiped their saliva dry with a "swoosh" and asked anxiously: "Is there any more? Tell me quickly! Listening to your words, you will be better than going to a ten-year-old brothel."

Ten-year brothels? You are still a little kid and went to brothels? Is there no access system for brothels? The ancient law on protecting minors was very unsound. "Some time is there, why are you anxious? Let's talk about it slowly in the future. Now

Shouldn't you concentrate on listening to the class?" Yang Ling said.

"What class do you want to listen to? That old man is spitting everywhere. How can you be so charming? Tell me quickly." Little Pineapple looked impatient.

"I won't say it, I won't say it anymore. There is time in the future. Besides, no matter how good I say it, it's better to practice it. It is important to know that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. Next time we go together, I'll talk, everyone, as we say

Practice, empty talk will ruin the country, and hard work will help the country, and we will encourage you!" Yang Ling said while calming down the clothes wrinkled by the little pineapple.

"Yes, yes, yes! Haha, Yang Ling, you are such a wonderful person!" Juhuaguan smiled like his name.

"Everyone is so close to each other. In ancient times, there were three of us. Now we are also three of us. It is better to become sworn brothers. In the future, we will have brothels and go shopping together, and there will be beautiful women. Yes, let's soak together!" Xiao Pineapple suggested.

This little pineapple has a strong taste. "If you do a sworn man, you might as well chop the chicken head and burn yellow paper. If you have a poor condition, you have to light a few sticks of fragrant pieces. We have nothing to do." Yang Ling said.

"This is really a problem. It is rare that the three of them are so close together. It's really impossible to be simple." Juhuaguan nodded.

"How about we go shopping in a brothel together to commemorate it. What do you think?" Xiao Pineapple suggested again.

"Can you go out now?" Yang Ling said contemptly. This little pineapple is so bad. Don't ruin such a innocent boy. Yang Ling thought for a while and said, "The conditions in the academy are so difficult. I think we can adapt, but it's better to do so.

How about tearing a book?"

The other two people's eyes lit up at the same time and nodded, "This is a great good word, that's what I did."

The three agreed to tear the books and become sworn brothers after class. They also talked about the New Year's teeth, which were ranked by Juhuaguan, Xiao Pineapple, and Yang Ling. They also unified the slogans of sworn brothers, second brothers, and third brothers.

Get up.

As soon as the bell rang, Master Chen packed up his things and went out with a ruler. The teacher burst into cheers in an instant. The three of them took the title to tear the books as their alliance and said, "The Emperor and the Queen are on the ground, and now I am Li Guanyu."

(Xiao Boluo, Yang Ling) I wish to be a different brother here. From now on, there will be girls together, spend money together, and bridal buildings together. I swear here that I will share the blessings and the difficulties together. I will not seek the same year and month.

I'll live together, but I want..."

"Hey, brother and second brother, continue to say it, your emotions are over, it's not reasonable if you don't continue." Yang Ling said strangely.

"Second brother wait, and the elder brother suddenly felt a surge of energy coming out. Find a place to facilitate it and come back later." Li Guanyu ran away after saying that, like a cat with a trampled tail.

"Third brother, your second brother feels a torrent is about to flow out. I'll go there too. Brother, wait for me and go with you, run slowly!" The little pineapple was... stepped on this time

A pig with a tail?

"What does it mean? You think I am willing to say the last sentence, look at you as if you are short-lived." Yang Ling said strangely.

At this moment, two groups of people were walking towards him. One of the people in the head was the cheapest cousin Shen Kang that Yang Ling had just recognized, and the other was a bearded... The boy,

This unlucky child is aging before he grows old.

Two people rushed towards Yang Ling with murderous intent. Even if Yang Ling was idiotic, he should understand. This is a good person who doesn't come, and the early insects are eaten by birds.

"Third Cousin, is there something wrong?" Yang Ling bowed his hand and asked with a smile: "What's wrong with my third Cousin? Just give me instructions. As long as I don't go through fire and water or ask me to pay for it, I will do my best to complete it."

"Bah, the surname Yang, who is your third cousin? You don't even urinate and take a look. How can you be worthy of the release of Cousin Xue in that way? I advise you to be aware of your appearance and go back early to say to your uncle.

It’s better to go back to my hometown, otherwise don’t blame me for being rude.” Shen Kang said viciously, and Yang Ling was immediately booed by Shen Kang’s lackey.

"Pang Huzi, I don't want him, so it's yours." Shen Kang shouted to the bearded man.

"Bah, Shen Xiaosan, you seem to have known each other for a long time, and you don't even fight. You must be a big fool when you look at him. Do you think I'm stupid? I don't want it either!" The bearded man responded.

Shen Xiaosan? The alias of these three cousins ​​seem to be very interesting, but the only thing that is certain is that they seem to be unable to live with San in this life. That dead old man is also ranked third, and today he is also ranked third. In the past, Shen Kang was also ranked second

third.

"The surname Yang, Master Prime Minister, do what I said, otherwise it will look better than you." Shen Kang threatened again, then waved his hand and said, "Let's go!"

In an instant, Yang Ling left cleanly, and the bearded man turned around and left as soon as he saw it.

Yang Ling walked out of the classroom for no reason and asked someone where the toilet was. Sure enough, he saw the two unkind sworn brothers hiding in the toilet. When he saw Yang Ling coming over, his eyes were ashamed and complicated.

"The third brother broke through the siege so quickly? It really makes my elder brother ashamed. The third brother is really a great talent. He can visit brothels in literature and fight in martial arts. He is a role model. He is a role model for my second brother and I to learn from!

"Juhuaguan said with a straight face.

"That's right, it's right, my brother is worthy of being the eldest brother, and he said what I meant!" Little Pineapple nodded and agreed.

"Two brothers, running so fast, they don't even know that they are not kind enough to pull their brothers?" Yang Ling asked with his eyes narrowed.

"The situation was really urgent at that time. Brother, I almost couldn't hold it in. Third brother didn't want to see my elder brother making a fool of himself. I know third brother would definitely forgive me. If you don't believe me, go to the bathroom to see, and I just finished using the bathroom.

The third brother knew that my words were not false as soon as he saw the traces of the two. "Juhuaguan explained.

"Bah, I keep saying it's a brother. I don't think this brother can do it anymore. I'll find opportunities to practice my many new postures myself." Yang Ling spat.

"Stern brother, don't be angry. The situation just now was too serious. Fortunately, my elder brother and I ran fast. As the saying goes, staying in the green mountains will not worry about the lack of firewood. We are just to prevent the third brother from being beaten to death.

, so there is someone who can help you find a doctor, right?" Xiao Pineapple also explained.

"So you are kind-hearted?"

"Good intentions! Absolutely kind intentions! One hundred and twenty kind intentions!" The two of them said in unison again.

"I think the two people just now don't seem to be the same person. Can anyone explain the relationship to me?" Yang Ling asked again.

"There are two important officials in our dynasty, one is the former prime minister, the old prime minister, and the other is the current Grand Tutor Pang. The two leaders you saw just now are their grandsons. Shen and Grand Tutor Pang started fighting each other when they were young, all the way.

Until now, such a struggle naturally continued to their grandchildren, so the two people naturally fought each other. Not only that, they also gathered a group of people, it is no exaggeration to say that the entire Imperial College

Students, either Shen Dang or Pang Dang."

It’s just a territorial snatch. I didn’t play much in high school because I didn’t play much with this bullshit. Yang Ling said intimately, but asked curiously: “Which party do those two brothers belong to?”

"We are one party!" Little Pineapple said proudly.

"Oh," Yang Ling Daqi asked hurriedly: "I didn't expect that there were really hidden dragons and tigers in the Imperial College. Someone could compete with the two parties of Shen Pang. Who is the leader? Why don't you help me quickly?

Let’s find the organization together!”

"That, don't look for it anymore. The organization you mentioned is here?" Juhuaguan said with a smile.

"Where is it? Why didn't I see it?" Yang Ling asked anxiously.

"They just collected someone and were celebrating here today!" Juhua said without changing her face.

Yang Ling had a bad premonition in his heart and asked tentatively: "Will it mean the three of us?"

"That's right! Warmly welcome my third brother to join us!" The two of them smiled and nodded at the same time.

Grass, it's true! Yang Ling wished he was vomiting blood.

"Didn't you just say that the people from the Imperial College are either Shen Dang or Pang Dang? How can you be your own party? Aren't you afraid that they will cause trouble for you two?" Yang Ling asked curiously.

"This matter is a long story." Little Pineapple sighed.

"Then you just tell me a long story. Time is very precious for everyone." Yang Ling replied.

"That's right. My family is just a businessman. God knows whose line my father has taken on, and he can actually transfer me to this Yuzi class. My brother is usually relatively low-key. They think that I have a low status and

It was useless, so I didn’t come to recruit me.” Juhuaguan said.

"Brother is so shameless. You are always low-key, you are just dull, okay?" Little Pineapple shouted at the lie of Chrysanthemum.

"Bad, I'm low-key. Do you know what silence means to be golden? This is the highest philosophy of life." Juhuaguan retorted.

"Don't talk about those useless things. What about the second brother? Isn't he the noble descendant? It's the one they should win over." Yang Ling continued to ask Juhuaguan.

"Can you not say it?" Xiao Pineapple said with a bitter face.

"Be good, everyone is brother. Let's tell everyone about your unhappy things!" Juhuaguan comforted with a warm look: "The second brother's situation is quite special. He was originally very good at Shen Dangli.

Having a status, he was recently expelled.”

"Why?" Yang Ling asked, seemingly there was a lot of gossip.

Juhuaguan continued, "How do you say this? Second brother is born with a stinky mouth. He wants to say something nice, but all the results are not effective. Not only is it not effective, but it will also prove in the opposite direction, for example, everyone goes to brothels, second

My brother said he would definitely not be arrested, and then they were all taken back by their parents to kneel on the ancestral hall. Anyway, there were many such things, and over time, everyone was unwilling to play with him, so they were kicked out."

"Haha, they are so stupid," Yang Ling chuckled softly, "Since that's the case, let him say it in a bad way. Wouldn't that be enough?"

Juhua Pass hit Yang Ling and said, "Do you think they haven't done this before? Unfortunately, his ability cannot be used."

Little pineapple's face turned red and said, "You have been happy. Can you make me unhappy for a while?"

"Don't worry, second brother, these must be fake. Do you think my elder brother and I are also hanging out with you? Why is it okay?" Yang Ling patted his chest and comforted him.

"That's right, second brother doesn't have to worry about this trivial matter!" Juhuaguan also comforted.

"Brother, third brother! Thank you for yours, I have regained my confidence! That is, I was born between heaven and earth. If there is any injustice, I will settle it. The three of us brothers join forces and will inevitably lead to a prosperous road. Thank you.

!” Xiao Pineapple said excitedly.

"That's right, okay, okay, let's see if you can sneak out tonight and find a place to have a drink to celebrate! Let's go back." Juhuaguan waved his hand.

"Oh!" Yang Ling fell a dog to eat shit.

"Third brother, are you okay?" the other two asked with concern at the same time, reaching out their hands.

"Haha, it's okay, I don't know which bastard threw stones and my feet slipped a little." Yang Ling explained with a smile, and at the same time he grabbed Juhuaguan's hand and stood up.

"Why don't my third brother hold my hand? Could it be that I don't want to walk with me?" Little Pineapple said quietly.

"Where is it, my second brother must have misunderstood something. Second brother, it's not me that I said you, you should lose weight, do you know, obesity is very dangerous, such as just like you bent over, isn't it?

Will you suddenly feel black and dizzy in front of you? Third brother is for your own good.”

"I was over, I didn't expect that my third brother is still a master in Xinglin. Is there any way for me to help me relieve this pain?"

"If you understand this a little bit, just lose weight. For example, walk more often, don't sit down if you can walk." Yang Ling said with a smile.

"Is that simple? Thank you, third brother, let's go together!"

"oops!"

"Third brother, why did you fall down again?"