Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

Yang Ling suddenly felt that he was a little bad at meeting someone. Finally, he met two bastards who were like him. As a result, one would like chrysanthemums in the future, and the other would be born with a crow's mouth. God knew whether chrysanthemums would be lost in the future or something else would be lost in the future.

There are people, there are rivers and lakes. This sentence is said by a handsome guy who looks as handsome as Yang Ling. There have been things like small groups since ancient times, from forming cliques in the court to joining others in kindergarten

The bullying of the bastard who is playing games with the most beautiful little loli is all a manifestation of the small group.

Yang Ling was very dissatisfied with the small group he was in. For example, Xiao Pineapple is now asking questions about various positions with a vulgar face, while Juhuaguan is serious and interjects a few words from time to time, which is more heavy in taste.

What made Yang Ling even more dissatisfied was that they insisted that they had a little girl who warmed the bed at home and went home to experiment when she was resting. This almost made Yang Ling go crazy. What is this? She even said good brothers, but she didn't know.

I gave myself two, and it felt uncomfortable to drink loneliness alone at night, so Yang Ling felt that she would ignore these two bastards anymore, at least she would ignore these two bastards for the time being. It would be better to sleep.

In the dream, Yang Ling dreamed that she married the goddess she had liked since the third year of junior high school. In the dream, Yang Ling earned higher money than the bombed Gemini Building. In the dream, Yang Ling touched the butt of the little secret while dumping a bunch of information.

On the head of the boss in the past, he threatened to fire him. Yang Ling smiled, as if he had never traveled through time, just had a dream, small and full of expectations for the future, although it was unreliable. If it weren't for the flowing on the table

The crystal saliva and Yang Ling's vulgar smile are really perfect.

"Ah, why are there gunfire? Hurry up, lock my safe!" Yang Ling suddenly woke up and shouted.

Yang Ling stood up with a "swoosh", then realized that something seemed wrong, he had traveled through time, he seemed to be in school, he seemed to be sleeping in class, and there was an old man next to him holding a ruler and knocking desperately.

Let's go.

Yang Ling looked around and saw the whole classroom quietly. Everyone was staring at him, his eyes were filled with gloating. He looked at him secretly. It was better to have a brother he had just recognized. His eyes were sad and weak, but could he be upturned.

After stroking his lips flattened, he looked like his parents were dead, and his acting skills were not good enough.

A glaring old man stood beside him, yelling at Yang Ling: "It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable. He dared to sleep in my class, and even drooled on the books of sages. You are blasphemy! Do you know blasphemy!"

The old man roared wildly and sprayed Yang Ling's saliva on his face, looking terrifying. If he dyed his hair scattered, he would be the reincarnation of the Golden Lion King. His saliva was a little smelly. I don't know if he had brushed his teeth in the morning. At this time,

I recommend Yunnan Baiyao Toothpaste to help protect my gums. Grass, when is it now, why do you still think of these inappropriate ones? Yang Ling secretly despises himself.

According to the experience of his previous life, Yang Ling would obediently go to the classroom to punish the station, and then go to the class teacher to receive a profound ideological education class. The class teacher would promptly inform the parents of the case. Finally, with the intervention of the parents, Yang Ling wrote it down.

A review letter that makes the listener cry and the listener sad.

However, the quality of ancient classrooms is obviously higher than that of modern classrooms. The old man finished spraying and said lightly: "What's the name of the new one?"

"Yang Ling!" Yang Ling replied aggrievedly, his voice very small, very much like a young wife who had just been bullied.

"Do you know who I am?" the old man said proudly.

"I don't know!" Yang Ling was very honest.

The old man was suffocated and then said, "Do you know what class you are taking?"

"I don't know!" Yang Ling continued to say obediently.

"Hmph," the old man probably was confused by the anger and actually started to laugh, his voice like a nightingale.

"This old man has no heart disease, asthma, or something? If I die of laughter, will I be accused of murder?" Yang Ling thought to himself, but he did not pay any attention to his two friends who were anxiously gaze with him.

"It seems that you must be a good writer and remember. I think you are disdainful of my class. I think it's fair. As long as you ask and answer a few questions, if you answer them well, I will let you go."

"What if the answer is not good?" Yang Ling asked quickly.

"Not good? It doesn't matter if it's not good. Just hit the palm a few times. Are you talking about twenty or not?" After the old man said that, he lit up the wide ruler in his hand. He knew it was made of solid wood at a glance.

It is a necessary tool to shock students and hit people's palms.

"It seems a bit too many. It is wrong to corporal punishment for students. Otherwise, I am good at writing a review letter. I am good at one thousand words, so deep it should be." Yang Ling frowned and muttered.

"What did you say……"

"Ah, nothing, please ask the teacher to give the question. By the way, the teacher has no surname. Have you eaten it? It doesn't matter if you haven't eaten it. We can go and eat it together and cultivate the relationship between teachers and students." Yang Ling smiled awkwardly.

"Stop talking nonsense, who is our Supreme Saint?"

"I!" Yang Ling replied, but I used a flat tone.

Yang Ling's words instantly shocked the teachers and students in the classroom and their glasses were shattered all over the floor. Of course, the premise was that there were glasses.

"It's outrageous! Insulting her kindness!" the old man said crazy again.

"No, this is a historical fact. Didn't Confucius ask me for knowledge? We recognize Confucius as our ancestors, and the teacher of the ancestors is of course a higher teacher. It should be right." Yang Ling argued forcefully.

"It seems that this is the reason," the old man thought for a while and nodded, "But I am Taoism, we are Confucianism, so don't make a mistake."

"The teacher said this wrongly. Knowing what you know, but not knowing what you don't know is knowing. What you are, you can't mess with it. Otherwise, if you mess with me today and I mess with you tomorrow, it's easy to make mistakes." Yang Ling said

The words immediately made the classroom laugh.

"Don't laugh!" the old man turned around and shouted, "Look at how eloquent you are, it seems that the classics and other things are very wise."

"It's okay, it's okay, in special circumstances, yes." Yang Ling said arrogantly. The special circumstances mean that there is a computer in front of Yang Ling that can access the Internet, and you can find a Baidu lady at that time.

"Okay, let me ask you, there will be my teacher when I walk in three people..."

"I know this, I know," the old man answered before he finished asking: "It's three people walking together, one of them can be my teacher, and of course I can also be someone else's teacher!" Look at my buddy, all of them can

I quickly answered it. The IQ of ancient people was indeed not high enough, and they could ask such a simple question seriously.

"Hmph, you answered quickly, but what I want to ask is why Confucius said that?" The old man smiled, but he was just a sneer.

"How can I know this? Confucius has been dead for more than a thousand years. I can't travel to that era again. Ask him why he is full and says this." Yang Ling murmured inwardly, but turned his head and thought.

A wonderful answer was given: "Nothing else! There are orders of hearing and knowledge, and there are specialties in your skills!" The word "生" was dragged by Yang Ling to show his erudition. Look at how skillful he used the auxiliary tone.

The old man had to scold Yang Ling no matter what he said, but these two sentences instantly made the old man's eyes light up, which made it very reasonable. When he thought about it, he felt something was wrong. This was Yang Ling mocking himself.

"Today..." The old man hadn't finished speaking.

Yang Ling interrupted again and said, "Today, the general trend will be divided after a long time, and the division will be unified after a long time. Cao Cao, who is named Han Prime Minister, is actually a thief." I remember these two sentences. In the past, I have always seen "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from martial arts novels in class.

, "Water Margin" and so on.

"I didn't want to say this!"

"Then say whatever you want, but I'll say it. These words are really nice. It's good to say it to set off the atmosphere."

"Okay, since you talk about the general trend of the world, let me ask you, there is Liao Kingdom in the north, Xixia looks around, Jiaozhi and Dali in the south, how should I deal with it?"

This old man was right. You told me an ordinary student about this question? Did all the people in the court die? But after thinking about it, he said, "Zhi Zi, beat him up."

The old man obviously hadn't heard this before and said curiously: "Which one said?"

"Yang Zi!" Yang Ling shook his bangs and looked up at the sky at an angle of 45 degrees.

"Nonsense! The Master said that self-restraint and rituals are benevolence. If one thing restrains oneself and rituals, the world will be benevolent. As long as I practice benevolence diligently and politely, all nations will come to tribute."

So the ancient old man's thoughts were so limited. Confucius himself could not say that Shao Zhengmao beat him up, so he didn't look like a little kindness, let alone what you eat and drink now is from exploiting the people, so what kind of benevolence is talking about?

He had to make the big talk loud and didn't know that he was shy, but Yang Ling still thought for a while and said, "Can our dynasty call the word "ren" of foreign races? He gave a large amount of gifts every year, but did he still harass the border every year?

Did someone come to the court? Is my court not doing enough to repay kindness with kindness? Do you have to give my country the country of China to others to be called benevolent? You are not sent by other countries.

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"Nonsense! Isn't I as unbearable as you said? I said I would restrain myself and return to rituals. As long as everything follows the rituals of the Zhou Dynasty, then all the people will be benevolent."

"Return to Zhou Li? I dare to say that if you dare to say that you will restore the well-field system, you will definitely be driven out by others." Yang Ling said contemptuously.

Yang Ling's words seemed to have touched the old man's worries, and immediately made the old man's face flushed, and he said loudly: "Do you dare to insult Zhou Li?"

"I didn't insult Zhou Li, but I don't know what Zhou Li looks like, do you know?"

"The Zhou Li has been recorded in the Book of Rites, how could I not know?"

"I dare say today I said that teacher, you have a great conversation with your daughter-in-law. Tomorrow, it will be said that I don't know what it is like? The three-man city tiger is too far away. How do you know if anyone is for his own sake?

I thought about what I added to it? I always thought about the era of Yao and Shun. I bet you will definitely not want to go back to the era when you don’t even have clothes to wear. The times are changing, and of course people’s thoughts are changing. We learn from ancient people.

It is not about following the thoughts of the ancients, but about allowing the entire civilization to be passed on, so that future generations can know what their ancestors have done and what lessons they can learn from. Now, as you said, there are many foreign enemies, and you are kind

This word is correct, but unfortunately you misunderstood the word benevolence. Otherwise, I will find an opportunity to let you go abroad to promote your benevolence, and see if others don’t want to birds? How can you repay kindness with kindness? Repay grudges with straightforwardness and virtue with virtue

Repay kindness!" Yang Ling was proud after saying that.

The old man's face turned red when Yang Ling said it, and he was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak, and his two friends with wine and meat also looked admiring.

I don’t know how the get out of class was over, but the old man left in disappointment. Of course, he didn’t hit his palms, which made Yang Ling feel like he was victorious.

"Third brother's words are really a witty word!" Juhuaguan looked admired.

"It's just that, we still underestimated my third brother." Little Pineapple nodded.

"That's right, don't look at who I am. The old man will disturb me to sleep again. Next time I will make him vomit blood." Yang Ling said proudly.

"But, third brother, I'm very worried about you! The old man was the deputy priest just now, so you have to worry."

"It's okay, I have someone above me! I'm backstage with Zhang Jijiu, who is bigger than him."

"Third brother, you are wrong. This person's surname is Wang, and he is the most pedantic. He used to be the Censorate, but he was really pedantic. He had to say anything about the ancient Zhou rituals every day. People would kick him out if they felt annoyed.

The entire Imperial College was afraid of him, and even Zhang Jijiu was a little scared when she saw him. The riko behind you might be very sad." Juhuaguan said worriedly.

"It's okay, but an inappropriate corrupt scholar," Yang Ling said arrogantly: "You guys say I'll treat him to a meal and a brothel, can I improve the relationship between teachers and students?"

"It's probably difficult!" Little pineapple said in pain.

"However, you can invite us to have a meal and go to a brothel!" Juhuaguan said.

"Okay, you can lend me a few thousand or hundreds of taels of silver first."

"What do you mean?"

"I used to think of asking you to lend him some to him first, but now I'll ask you."

"Will you pay it back?"

"Second brother, what are you saying? Are you embarrassed to ask me to pay it back? Oh, two brothers, you should borrow some, don't run away!"