Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

When Yang Ling ate the school big pot rice again, she couldn't help but feel full of charity. To be honest, the food was really not bad. There was a piece of mutton, not rat meat. It was boiled in water and sprinkled with a little salt, which had a great smell; there was a dish.

The vegetables were boiled in water, sprinkled with a little salt, and a bowl of tofu soup, boiled in water, sprinkled with a little salt. What a weird dish, Yang Ling missed the fried chicken chops, pickled fish in school at this moment...

There is a soup that looks like water in a pot, at least there is oil in it, right?

"Why are the third brother crying?" Juhuaguan asked with concern.

"Yes, yes, third brother, didn't you give you food when you were in the Confucius Mansion? Third brother saw the delicious food in front of him, so he cried bitterly?" Xiao Pineapple guessed that it was very close.

"My grass, can you two stop telling me that they are so polite?" Yang Ling guessed and said in tears: "I cried for you. Big brother, second brother, you have suffered. You have been doing this all these years.

How did you live? I eat this pig food every day."

"Pig food? Not so!" The two of them said curiously at the same time: "Aren't they all such food? Third brother, you are too exaggerated. With such food, small families can only eat it during festivals.

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"So you have no pursuit at all, and you can't even satisfy your own taste, let alone the more advanced and obscene pursuit." Yang Ling said contemptuously, and then lowered his voice to discuss the inevitable connection between food and beauty.

The more I talked, the more I became more and more excited, and from time to time I heard the slutty laughter.

"Second brother, I asked you to wipe your saliva? You still have to eat this rice!" Yang Ling blamed.

"What else can I eat? I'll be full if I have my third brother." Little pineapple's words are too easy to make people ambiguity.

"Second brother, why are you anxious?" Yang Ling thought for a while and seemed to be not very serious about this sentence, and said seriously: "Wait, right, just that time, I will cook a few dishes by myself to ensure that I can let you go.

You are full of praise. Wouldn’t it be great to drink wine and eat side dishes then discuss it together?"

"Yes, yes, now we have dinner, eight days pass very quickly anyway."

At this time, the people in the canteen had almost finished their meals and ran out hurriedly. Yang Ling was stunned. No matter how they looked, these people didn't look like the kind of people who loved learning. They ran so fast, could they go to eat the stove?

?

"Two brothers, they are in such a hurry. Do you have any other place to play?" Yang Ling asked.

"No, it's just class," said Juhuaguan, slapped his head suddenly and said, "Eat quickly, or you won't be able to catch up with a good position."

The little pineapple also suddenly realized and hurriedly buried her head to have a meal.

"Oh, two brothers, can any of you tell me what's going to happen next?" Yang Ling asked.

"Third brother, don't ask so much, just eat it quickly." Little pineapple buried her head and said vaguely.

"Oh, second brother, you seem to have picked it up wrong. Why do I look at that one that looks so much like my meat? The grass is indeed my meat! Brother, are you shameless? You even eat my tofu?" Yang Ling protested.

Unfortunately, the protest was ineffective. Yang Ling looked at the two of them scattered their food and flew over the boundaries, and felt a little unacceptable.

"Himmer!" The two of them burped at the same time, looked at each other and said, "Have you eaten?"

"What do you think?" Yang Ling held up a bare vegetable in resentment, and almost didn't move a few bites of the rice in his bowl.

"My third brother has such a small appetite," Xiao Pineapple said sorrow: "It's great, next time your meat will belong to me."

"Cao, you are more shameless than me. Second brother, don't go too far!" Yang Ling threatened viciously.

"Go away!" Juhua closed her mouth, looked up and walked outside. The little pineapple naturally followed closely.

"Two brothers, wait for me, are you racing?" Yang Ling chased after a few steps and said, "You run so fast, can you pick up gold?"

"The afternoon is a class and a class. If you don't hurry up, you won't have a good position!" Little Pineapple complained, but his feet kept resting, regardless of his round figure and clumsy running posture.

cao class?she class? My grass, the physiological and hygiene classes in ancient times were so developed, could they still be practiced? Yang Ling became anxious when he heard this. This is a good thing, run! Yang Ling accelerated his feet, and in a short while he exceeded two

personal.

Juhuaguan and Xiao Pineapple looked at each other and couldn't help but sigh: "The third brother is worthy of being both civil and military. He is so arrogant even if he runs away. His future is unlimited! Look at that butt, it's really twisted..."

"It's unbearable!" Little Pineapple said in time, deeply approving of Chrysanthemum Pass.

Yang Ling stopped the discussion between the two people in front, and felt a chill in his heart. It seemed that he had indeed underestimated the evil tastes of these two bastards, so it would be better to stay away from these two bastards in the future.

The three of them eagerly came to a grassland. At this time, the red flag was waving and the drums were roaring! The grassland was a five-corner pavilion. From a distance, a line of incense was burning in the pavilion, spreading without a trace.

With the blue smoke, a guzheng was placed on the stone platform in the pavilion, waiting quietly for the owner's arrival.

On the grass, everyone sat on the ground, close to each other, whispering excitedly. Several small-scale fights broke out in some places closer to the pavilion, and the people below were cheering.

Fortunately, Principal Zhang and Vice Principal Wang arrived in time with the teacher, suppressed these unruly students, and criticized them viciously, and ordered these people to leave the grassland immediately for deep reflection. No matter how these people beg, they would not

Moved, when those unruly students left, Principal Zhang, Vice Principal Wang and his subordinates occupied those positions, with expressions like those students, looking forward, excited, and... naughty?

Yang Ling was shocked by the scene in front of him. Thousands of people took physical and hygiene classes. This scene was really spectacular!

"Two brothers, will this taste be too heavy? You know, I have a light taste, why don't I see props, inflatable dolls, etc., this class is too unprofessional?" Yang Ling lowered his voice,

He pulled the corners of the two men's clothes and asked softly.

Unexpectedly, the two of them who were so intimate with Yang Ling just now turned against each other and said, "Third brother, don't mention this! I think I am Cheng Chao. In terms of skills, everyone said that no one dares to say that no one can be the first, so I can invite you

It is a great honor for everyone to come to class. Even if you are my third brother, you should pay attention to the tone of your speaking. Otherwise, don’t blame me for despising you together with my brother!”

Cao, this statement has proved again that women are the biggest obstacle to friendship between men. Let’s look at the faces of these two bastards. It turns out that there is a difference, no one is xing. Who can make so many people

What about the male animals? Yang Ling was puzzled and couldn't understand. Cao, no, did Teacher Cang also travel through time? Yang Ling suddenly became very looking forward.

"Here, here!" Someone shouted softly, then caused a moment of movement. Everyone looked up at the pavilion. There were a few bastards in the front row who wanted to find them, and then they were pulled by someone.

He went down and beat him up, but the people shouted: "I can see everyone Sun once, even though I die without regrets. I promised to punch him a few more times and let me stand up and take a look."

The crowd slowly separated, and a woman in white silk clothes walked slowly towards the pavilion. She saw that she had no decoration at all, with black hair spreading around her waist, with only one on her head.

The plain hairpin with silver se, her eyes were like the brightest stars in the sky, flashing infinite light, under the bridge of her nose was a red lips, she smiled gently, revealing her white teeth, and her smile seemed like the chun

The wind blew the hearts of countless people.

At this moment, a sudden change occurred. A student rushed towards Sun and shouted: "Sun and I love you! I am willing to report that my parents marry you!"

“揍他!”不知谁率先反应过来,一把扯住那学子拽了过来,就开揍了,口中还高叫道:“就凭你也想娶孙大家,我爹是大理寺丞,我

都没说话,你算什么东西!兄弟们揍他!”群情激涌,很多人将对孙大家的热爱,转换成无限的愤怒.

Yang Ling shook his head. These people were helpless. Even chasing stars had to carry out their father. The life of the second-generation official was really degenerate.

"If you do this again, I will go back." A sound of nature seemed to pour down like water from the sky, instantly extinguishing everyone's fanatical anger. They sat upright and smoothed the wrinkles of their clothes.

Everyone Sun walked into the pavilion, sat down gently, took a deep breath, and as she gently tweaked the strings with her fingers like jade onion, a sound of piano came from "dingdong Dingdong".

To be honest, Yang Ling does not understand ancient music, but listening to the sound of the piano, it seems like he is under a waterfall on a high cliff. It seems that no one is playing the piano for him. He closes his eyes and gently stretches out his hand to feel the world brings him.

My own tranquility, the gentleness of water, the two of them looked at each other and then did something. Grass, I was indeed a very slutty person, and finally I thought of this aspect. Yang Ling looked up again and saw everything

Everyone was fascinated by the sound, and the two around him were drooling all over the floor. Yang Ling secretly despised these two bastards and saw that the beauty had no demeanor at all.

Yang Ling adjusted his emotions and looked into the pavilion again. He happened to meet a gaze and came to him. Sure enough, the handsome guy was welcome everywhere, but he saw a hint of surprise in that gaze and returned immediately

For the sake of calmness, Yang Ling chuckled and replied, blinking, naughty and cute. The little girl seemed a little panicked, and Yang Ling could see her hand trembling obviously. Yang Ling was overjoyed and saw what it means to convey love.

Is that right? That's it, indeed, no beauty can resist her passionate eyes.

The song ended, and the audience was silent for a long time. Yang Ling looked at it strangely and didn't applaud. Isn't this a good play?

"Papapapapapapa!" A sudden applause disrupted the quietness of the audience. Then a thunderous applause burst out.

Everyone in Sun stood up to greet him, Principal Zhang stood up and pressed his hands and said, "My everyone in Sun is indeed worthy of being the number one master of my qin. The song "High Mountains and Flowing Water" made us fascinated."

"Zhang Jijiu is polite. Danfei dare not take it. He said that the function of this piano is the most important thing." Sun Gu replied with a chuckling.

"This is the green banana guqin I collected. If Sun everyone likes it, I will give it to everyone. As the saying goes, it is a sword to give to heroes. Of course, this good zither must be given to people like Sun everyone so that it will not be in the piano box.

Screaming alone in the room.”

"I heard that Zhang Jijiu was rich and unruly at home. Although I liked this guqin very much, I couldn't ask for it. It is said that a gentleman would not take away what others love. Although a young woman was not a gentleman, she also admired the kindness of a gentleman.

But it is going to disobey Zhang Jijiu's kindness." Sun Jia said sweetly again: "It is said that many talents in the Imperial College have emerged. I will give it to you with a song "High Mountains and Flowing Water". I wonder if you have any good poems to give to me.

It won't be a waste of time for the little girl to go there."

Zhang Jijiu's old face turned red. If you want to say that his students are unrestrained, they are really rare in the world. He only learns, even the frog in the water is "pulled". However, the beauty is now, he will not say that his students are fools, so he has to cough.

He said with a voice: "Now, everyone is here to take the exam of your talents and studies, with the themes of mountains or water, poetry, lyrics or texts, and you will follow your performance."

Sure enough, "the mountains are strong and thick"... There are endless things. When Yang Ling heard that he just wanted to laugh, this is a poem, at most it is toilet culture. In the end, he finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

I smiled loudly, laughed very loudly, and even tears came out of my eyes. I only grabbed my two bastards' clothes and rolled on the ground.

"Third brother, you're smiling a little more heroic!" Juhuaguan easily opened Yang Ling's hand holding his clothes.

"Is it that funny? Third brother, I see these poems are very good." Little Pineapple said in confusion. Now, let's go back to the cottage and write it all over it." Yang Ling said nostalgic.

"My surname is Yang! What's wrong with my poem? You look down on me so much. If you don't say that you are ugly today, I will never finish it with you." A loud voice came, it was Yang Ling's cheap third cousin that he just recognized in the morning.

Kang was glaring at him, wishing he could swallow Yang Ling alive. He had just said a good poem, and he nodded and admitted it with Sun and Zhang Jijiu, but he didn't want to be laughed so unscrupulously by Yang Ling.

When women show their gratitude, they don’t want anyone to disturb them, especially men’s disturbances. Moreover, Yang Ling, the bastard, has an engagement with Yingxue’s cousin, which really brings new and old hatreds to their hearts.

Yang Ling smiled a little nervously. She just smiled, but she didn't know what Shen Kang said. However, seeing Shen Kang's angry expression, she knew that she was having a big time and that she had just entered school, so it was not appropriate.

It was too big, Yang Ling bowed and said, "Sorry, third cousin, we just told a joke, it's so funny. I didn't stop. Your poem must be excellent." Yang Ling was unfaithful

He also pulled his two benefactors in.

"Hmph!" Shen Kang groaned, sat down, and stopped looking at Yang Ling.

"I guess this young master has excellent poems, why would you say them together?" A sound came from the pavilion.

Yang Ling looked at him and saw that Sun Danfei was looking at him curiously. The woman was indeed a disaster. She stared at someone's chest and looked carefully. It was indeed a disaster. "I am a little ignorant and have no good poems."

.” Yang Ling stood up and said.

"Does the young master look down on me?" As soon as this said, countless hatred suddenly aroused.

This woman is playing hunter, and she misled her and beat her so accurately? Yang Ling thought to herself. But she saw that her two begging men were looking at her with anticipation. Her eyes, I, don’t look at me like this!

It seems that it is impossible to pass if you don’t say a song today. In the past, a sao person from the love letter industry once told himself that he had to read Xu Zhimo to write love letters, but Xu Zhimo was too talented and could not reach it, but he had to study hard.

During the learning process, there are several people who must read the poems of them. They are Li Bai, Du Fu, Su Shi, Li Qingzhao and Taizu of the dynasty. Their poems are either romantic, tragic, majestic, tactful, or heroic, so in high school, to pursue them.

Goddess, Yang Ling put in some effort.

Originally, Li Qingzhao's poems were the most appropriate, but with so many people playing ambiguous relationship, I guess he would die miserably. So Yang Ling thought about it and decided to plagiarize Taizu's sixteen-character order on the mountain. As for others' doubts, anyway, anyway

I insist that it was not done by myself, and in the end I have to be considered on my own.

"The mountain, the fast horse whips without falling down. I look back in shock, three feet away from the sky. The mountain, the sea, the rivers and the rivers roll up huge storms. The rushing and thousands of horses are still in full swing. The mountain, the blue sky is pierced and the sky is not broken. The sky falls, and it is dependent on the

To support it.”

As soon as this word came out, the audience was shocked. This word was too heroic. Sun Danfei's eyes lit up. Even Shen Kang was suffocated. His two begging men were even more clamoring and bowing to the surroundings from time to time.

"Hey, I am the one who is in the limelight now. What's wrong with you two trying to steal the limelight?" Yang Ling and the others said.

"Don't be so stingy, third brothers, brothers have not been in the limelight for a long time." Juhuaguan said.

Little Pineapple exaggeratedly: "See, this is our third brother. We all have great literary talent. The third brother is just the worst one. Do you want to join us? I guarantee that there is no protection fee."

Yangling has a black line.

Zhang Jijiu looked at Yang Ling and pondered. It seemed that it was necessary to tell the Master Xiang that the art of photography he was proud of seemed not very suitable for Yang Ling's idiot.