Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

When you are tired, you have to sleep. This is like eating, drinking, drinking, urinating, and peeing. It is a necessary life and production activity for people. Even if the Tathagata Buddha appears in front of Yang Ling now, Yang Ling will at most not hesitate to make his head swollen, which is already swollen.

Put out another bag and then go to bed. After the double torture of the body and the spirit, Yang Ling fell asleep again. Even though he had just woken up not long ago, of course this may be related to the excessive sleepy ingredients in the medicine prescribed by an unscrupulous doctor.

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In the early morning of the morning, Yang Ling stretched his waist and used to touching the bed. He was not there and did not smoke in the toilet. It was like he didn't pay back his debts. It was easy to cause constipation. This was a very melancholy problem.

. "The sun shines in the sky, and the flowers smile at me! The bird said, "Aoi, why are you carrying explosives bags on your back? I went to blow up the school, but the teacher didn't know! I ran away at a moment's fire, and the whole school was blown away by me!"

After singing a small children's song that he liked, Yang Ling finally calmed down the constipation feeling caused by smoking without smoking, and she was really refreshed.

At this moment, he saw a petite figure poking his head at the door. Yang Ling remembered that this was the maid whom his cheap father-in-law called him, named Ruolan. Yang Ling, who was used to being a slim, had to sigh at this time.

Feudal life is so cool. In the early morning, there will be beautiful women coming to serve them. It would be better if they don’t let them go because they will deduct her monthly money.

Yang Ling also had a girlfriend in his previous life. Every morning, he would go to Kaifeng vegetables to buy double breakfast, and then deliver them to the goddess's door. He heard the goddess chuckling and said, "Thank you!" This is Yang Ling's happiest time. As for why.

It's a double breakfast, maybe it's a pity that I'm sorry to eat, so others know, girls, Yang Ling understands. Yang Ling has never entered the goddess' room, nor touched her little hand, or kissed her little mouth, you know

In that era when there were more female hooligans than male hooligans, it was so rare that such a shy girl was. Until one day, Yang Ling went to deliver breakfast as usual, but the one who opened the door was a big and thick man, which made Yang Ling not react for a while. That man was the man.

But it seemed like I had known Yang Ling for a long time. I shook hands with him with a smile and said kindly: "Wu Tianyu, I came so early today. She hasn't woken up yet. You know, it was a little more intense last night," and then looked at Yang Ling again.

"I'm tired of eating breakfast every day, I'm going to change something else tomorrow." "Oh, okay, I'll go to another store to buy it tomorrow." It was a pleasant conversation, happy

After Yang Ling left, he gave himself two mouths. The next day, Yang Ling went to another Kaifeng vegetable and bought the same breakfast to deliver. The goddess was still shy, but today, in addition to thanking her, she also said five more words: "You are a good person."

!” From this, Yang Ling was a new good man with a promise of money. From then on, such a new good man rented a low-rent house in Thunder Cliff. He lived in it for several years, and he lived in various kinds of people on Thunder Cliff.

The Templar (Templar = ntr=girl steals people), with beautiful scenery, various cliff jumping, sleeping pills, and rope supporting facilities are very complete, so the Thunder Cliff is also very prosperous. The residents looking at the Thunder Cliff

Coming back and forth is actually a happy thing, especially the kind that comes and goes, goes and comes again.

The girl from the feudal official's house is definitely not like that. As a new good man, Yang Ling hurriedly showed a smile that was brighter than the sunshine outside. Her white teeth were very conspicuous. This was the legacy left by the boy to Yang Ling. Everything was white.

, including this tooth. "Good Maoning!" Yang Ling greeted him kindly.

Maybe there is something wrong with Ruolan's eye focus, or maybe her ears have automatic filtering function, Ruolan was moved and ran away with a "wow" giggle, leaving only a mess on the ground. In fact, Yang Ling really wanted it

Telling Ruolan that her giggles were really worse than crying. Ruolan also announced to the whole world while running: "The Young Master of the Yang family is hysterical again. He said a spell to me. Woo, I'm going to die, Miss

, Madam, come and save me!"

Yang Ling was a little disappointed. It was really difficult to communicate with these ancients. Yang Ling looked at the basin, towel, some white powder and a willow branch that was scattered on the ground. Is this the morning toiletries

?Yang Ling can't use these things, but won't she wash up? No, as an aspiring young man who travels through time, image engineering is very important. Without water, you can rub it with a towel a few times, but when Yang Ling picked up that one

The willow branches with thousands of chrysanthemums blooming are difficult, but as a young man traveling through time, countless seniors have finally left precious experiences. Thanks to Qidian, thanks to those seniors, this is really not a flood, the water is sprinkled by Ruolan.

Falled.

When Yang Ling appeared in front of Ruolan again, she definitely looked like a young master of the turbid world. She had messy hair and was dressed like a Tibetan herdsman. Especially the eye poop hanging in the middle of her face was the finishing touch.

, and Yang Ling's unruly and worried about the country and the people, interpreted to the extreme. So Ruolan once again chuckled and ran away.

Yang Ling had to sigh that this ancient maid seemed to be different from what those predecessors described, such as serving tea, pouring water, laying the bed and quilts, and warming the bed and serving the bed. Anyway, I didn't enjoy it, which made me feel even more sad.

What's right, his temporary maid ran away without saying a word, looking like he saw a ghost. Have you ever seen such a handsome ghost? This made the handsome and sunny Yang Ling feel very hurt. It seems that he has time.

I gave the little girl a training class on "How to be a good maid".

You can put things in class first, but the problem of eating must be solved quickly. Some people often say that a bird fades out of your mouth. Yang Ling used to say that when he heard it, he would usually reply: "A bird really flies out of your mouth, I

Just believe it." Such an exaggerated statement, whoever believes it, but before Yang Ling ate a mouthful of coarse salt, Yang Ling really believed it. It felt like his balls were about to ascend, and a few chattering were hatched

Like a bird, you must find something to eat, and it must be the kind of food that can be eaten. Yang Ling really didn't understand that a prosperous feudal bureaucratic family only ate such things, boiled vegetables in white water, boiled meat in white water, boiled

Fried, such memories really make Yang Ling's inner cow full of face. In modern times, even pigs are picky about food.

The place where Yang Ling lives is called the West Room in the Confucius Mansion. It is the place where Cui Sheng and Zhang Yingying are in a mess and they are together happily. When they leave, they are not just a room, but a room.

The huge garden is a garden with mountains, waters and beautiful women. Such a house cannot be obtained without hundreds of millions of dollars in the future. It seems that my cheap father-in-law is a big corrupt official. This house is just a double-regulated one.

Lord.

"Beauty!" Yang Ling shouted at a maid.

"Ah!" This reaction was exactly the same as Ruolan.

Yang Ling's face turned red: "Actually, I just wanted to ask where the kitchen is, even if it's a ghost, I have to eat."

The pavilions and towers in the garden are covered with red and green, which is very lively. So, how many pavilions did my father-in-law build in the garden, and the shape is the same, and this aesthetic taste is too low. This must have been lost.

.Yang Ling suddenly remembered Mr. Lu Xun's words: I have two trees at home, one is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree. At that time, Yang Ling felt that this must be a word count to make up for the manuscript fee. Now Yang Ling looked around

In the case, I really want to say that I am surrounded by flowers, one red flower, one red flower, and one red flower, and one red flower is also his. This is a person who cannot walk out in his heart, expressing his helplessness.

Melancholy feelings. The plot of a generation of outstanding young people who traveled through time was trapped in the garden and finally starved to death can be further processed and filmed another version of the Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio.

There is water in the garden and fish in the water. To be precise, it is the kind of koi that is not afraid of people and likes to gather together after eating. They are all fat and look delicious.

Just as Yang Ling rolled up her sleeves and knelt on the ground to catch fish, a huge shadow suddenly appeared on Yang Ling's head.

"Please give it up." Yang Ling waved his hand and said.

Well, why are you still there? Yang Ling looked up strangely and saw a pair of crying eyes, so cute and cute. From this, it is inferred that the owner of these eyes is definitely not a girl. OK, this is Kong Xingxue's son

Kong Yingri, a five-year-old child. Yang Ling couldn't help but think that his cheap father-in-law was also a Jinshi, and the name he gave his daughter was Yingxue. Look how fashionable his son was, but his son was Yingri. This was unlucky.

Children, come and go!

"What are you doing?" the unlucky child asked in a angrily voice.

Of course, you can't tell others if you steal fish. Even if you're a child, you'll be even more unlucky if you tell your mother-in-law. Yang Ling hurriedly squeezed a smile that had scared the two of them away: "I'm talking to the fish."

Fortunately, the unlucky child was very proud of his face and was not scared away. Instead, he continued to ask: "What are they talking about?"

"They say the moon is bright today."

“Are they delicious?”

The child's thinking was too jumpy, and Yang Ling felt that he couldn't keep up, so he subconsciously said: "It's delicious!"

"I knew they were delicious, but my sister didn't let me, so I'll tell my sister to go." The child got his satisfactory answer and left happily, waved his sleeves, leaving a piece of pastry crumbs.

Although talking to the unlucky child is a battle of wits and courage, at least he helped him a lot, and the pastry crumbs left behind successfully made Yang Ling catch three big fish.

"What are you doing?" This is so familiar. Why is the unlucky child back?

Yang Ling looked up and saw a handsome old man standing in front of him. The old man had white hair and beard, but his eyes were sharp and vivid. Although he was wearing a coarse cloth clothes, he did not block his temperament.

There are limited animals in the Kong Mansion, and everyone except one person will wear household clothing and green hats. This old man is obviously not. Oh no, is this old man the relationship between my mother-in-law? He openly stole the affair at home.

, the cheap father-in-law's hat is so green that it is hairy.

"Ah, I just go to bed early and get up early to practice individual cao, and I'm in good health." Lie and stimulate blood circulation. Yang Ling did this exercise that stimulates blood circulation in his previous life: "You are always early, you are busy!" Yang Ling wanted to continue eating and drinking,

Of course, he would not expose this person's identity, so he hurriedly flew away with his clothes. A fish fell out of Yang Ling's crotch.

"This fish looks familiar." The old man looked at the fish and said.

"It doesn't look familiar at all, and the fish are all the same." Yang Ling smiled and went to pick it up, but unexpectedly, the other two fish were not willing to be lonely and fell out following the footsteps of his seniors.

"These two fish look familiar, too." The old man said seriously again.