Rebirth King of Pit Climbing
Chapter 3 The Old Man
Of course the fish looks familiar. When the old man looked back at the pond, he knew it and looked at Yang Ling with interest. His eyes seemed to be like Yang Ling was a beauty, or a beauty who had taken off her naked.
Yang Ling gritted his teeth and chuckled softly: "If I say that this fish had just talked to the celestial beings and told me that their lives were too boring, so I asked me to take them to find the sea, do you believe it?"
The old man still looked as if he was ungrateful: "Do you think I believe it?"
The wisdom of the ancients was too high. The seniors who were treated like gods and gods were treated for two reasons: either they were made up by random things or they met idiots. Obviously, the old man in front of him was not an idiot.
Moreover, the IQ thing may surpass Yang Ling, so Yang Ling had to say dejectedly: "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."
"If you don't tell the truth, this is obviously a koi raised by Yingxue, and you can't come quickly." The old man's eyes flashed, and Yang Ling was so scared that he jumped straight.
"Okay, I'm just bored, and I'm going to take them to see goldfish and enrich my spare time." As a person who has been lying all year round, Yang Ling knows that even if someone sees it through, he will never admit it. In fact, strong Jian and Yiyin are actually
Only one layer is separated, but the former will be arrested and jailed, and may also develop a hobby of collecting soaps in it, while the latter can strengthen your imagination. The same is true for lying. If you talk too much, you will even be yourself.
If you are confused by being entangled, others will definitely be dizzy too.
"Boy is good, so I decided to go see the goldfish with you. What do you think?" The old man said unyieldingly.
Look at the goldfish? Yang Ling's eyes tightened, and then looked at the old man's clothes carefully. Fortunately, the belt was tied very tightly and it was not a windbreaker, but Yang Ling also had enough reason to suspect that the old man had abnormal orientation problems. Look at the goldfish, Yang Ling actually
I also wanted to come over, but the partner got it wrong. I watched the goldfish with an old man. I wonder if it would become a strange flower in the history of time travel. Yang Ling wanted to slap himself a few times to make you feel proud. The skill of lying is still there.
During practice, you have to think that your skills are full, goldfish, is there no goldfish at all in this era?
"Boy, can you tell the truth? If I am happy, maybe I will give you a golden fish." The old man looked like a little demon with two small horns on his head and holding a triangular fork in his hand, said quietly and kindly.
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"Okay, this is my breakfast." Yang Ling's willpower obviously could not bear the weight of a goldfish, and was completely crushed. "By the way, you just said that you would give me a goldfish, when will you give it?"
"I don't even believe this, you actually believe it. It seems that you are indeed like the rumored one, and it's not the same as gold."
"This seems to be praising me." Yang Ling chuckled slightly, as if something was wrong: "Baixu? Do you think I'm a fool?"
"Isn't it?" The old man glanced at Yang Ling again as if he was raising a thread, and the smile in his eyes became deeper.
"Everyone in the world is drunk, I am awake alone." Yang Ling decided to pull up the article, looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, swung a small handful of bangs in a chic manner, his eyes were deep, scaring the old man and supporting the scene for himself.
"Do you remember who said this?"
"I don't know." Yang Ling decided to be honest. It was too tiring to talk to the old man: "I gave in. I haven't eaten this breakfast yet, and I was hit by you again. I was seriously injured in my body and mind. Please stay away from me, you
Such a smart person will become a fool like me if he is with me for too long."
"You are taught. In this way, you will give you a chance to have breakfast for me, so that you can stay with me for a while, and you will also be able to get along with me for my intelligence. Most people don't have this opportunity, so you should cherish it.
"The old man was so creative even for free food. Yang Ling really felt the gap between people, and his skin was indeed too thin.
"Okay, you are my uncle. Can I give in and lose?" Yang Ling felt that he was about to cry.
"Fuck, boy, I'm your uncle!" The old man expressed strong indignation at Yang Ling's behavior of taking a few verbal advantages before he died. He thought about it and felt that he could not express his inner feelings truthfully, so he decided to add it again
A few squeezing chestnuts.
After the fight, the work was over, and the movement was completed in one go. "I haven't hit someone for a long time, it's so comfortable!" The old man smiled with satisfaction after the fight.
杨凌直到现在终于认识到了自己的地位,穿越就了不起啊,被眼前这个老头子揍了一顿,还不能还手,第一因为中国一直延续的尊老爱幼jing神,第二就是这老头子武力值似乎
It was a bit tall, Yang Ling didn't dare to fight back, for fear of being beaten even more miserable, and his life was miserable!
"Boy, I feel even hungry after I beat you up. Go and make breakfast for me quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless." The old man said viciously.
After being beaten up, I have to make breakfast for them. Yang Ling, what about your festival, what about your bottom line? "Yes, yes! I'll do it for you." It's obvious that Yang Ling was the same in this life as in the previous life.
The man without a limit, Yang Ling picked up the fish with a frown and walked around.
"Come back! You guy is preparing to grill fish. This koi has been raised for a long time. Put it back and go to the kitchen to find a few to grill."
"This fish is fatter, and I don't know the kitchen."
"You are really not wrong to say that you are a fool. After being here for so long, you don't even know where the kitchen is. Do you think there are people in this world who are more foolish than you?" the old man said angrily.
"Actually, you can make a straw man, the original version must be more authentic than me." Yang Ling defended in a low voice.
"Do you talk too much, do you know what respect for the elderly? Believe it or not, I can't even make a fool of yourself. Just go over with those koi?"
"Yes, the old man has worked hard to get something in the kitchen?"
"Well, I'm going now."
"Vitermilitt." Yang Ling shouted again.
"Where can I learn how to speak humans?" the old man glared.
"Well, this is what a group of savages in the West who have never seen the world said. Although you call me a fool, you just have different learning directions. I like to explore unknown things. Actually, I am easy to learn!"
Yang Ling said shyly, lowered his head and praised himself. Although it was true, he should still be modest, be more low-key, and lower his head a little lower.
Well, after waiting for so long, why didn't this old man praise him? Yang Ling looked up at the old man curiously, but saw that the old man was looking down at his feet.
"Why do you think about the land? Do you have any intention?"
"I heard you speak the birds' songs, and then looked at the ground, thinking that this was the ritual of breaking the west, and I will give you some advice."
"Well, I'm just shy and waiting for you to praise me!"
"Give me a reason first."
"For example, the weather is good today, the old man is very handsome, and I am more easy to learn. In short, there should be many reasons to praise me. Think about it again?"
"Apart from the second reason, I don't think anyone is reliable."
"Then for the second reason, are you praising me?" Yang Ling tentatively whispered.
"That should be a praising my parents. I gave birth to me as if I was so handsome. Does it have anything to do with you?" the old man glanced at Yang Ling and said.
Yang Ling was completely convinced that this old man was completely indifferent to his health.
"Is there anything else? I'll go without saying it." Seeing Yang Ling's completely depressed look, the old man suddenly felt that there was no better morning than this, and he couldn't help but laugh.
"By the way, if you go to the kitchen, besides ginger, salt and fish, please bring some more honey, green onion, and lamb oil. It's better to go to the pharmacy to see if there is any mint, cinnamon, etc."
"It's true that he's a candle. Even grilling fish has so many things. It seems that you're not without reason to lose all your Qianqing family property." The old man seemed to know Yang Ling very well, and of course he hurt Yang Ling's heart.
Interests and hobbies.
Old man, I won’t bother with you today. When I get full, one day I will get back today’s venue. If you don’t get angry at you, Wanfo will go to the sect, and I will be sorry for my cool name.
After a while, the old man returned a few fat crucian carp, which had been cleaned up and had a large bag of materials. It seemed that this mother-in-law's lover had long regarded this place as his home.
As an otaku who made a living in his previous life, his cooking skills had already been fully lit, but how could he light the fire? Yang Ling felt worried again when he looked at the charcoal he found. Could it be that he wanted to drill wood to make fire? Give it to me
I dared to order the old man a lighter, Yang Ling thought in grief and anger.
"Do you do it, I've talked to you in the morning. Could it be that you want to starve me to death?" The old man took a sip of wine and sniffed Yang Ling.
"Besides drilling wood to make fire, do you think I have other ways to light up the charcoal?"
"Of course, you can ask me!" the old man said with another sip of wine.
The fire started to rise, and Yang Ling skillfully filled some spices into the fish's belly, then brushed a layer of sheep oil on the surface of the fish, and then applied honey on it, and then hung the fish and roasted it.
Yang Ling skillfully rotated the grilled fish, and the old man skillfully drank wine. What a harmonious picture.
"Life!" the old man sighed after taking a sip of wine, then smelled the aroma of grilled fish, closed his eyes and savored it.
"Life!" Yang Ling turned the grilled fish and sighed, then secretly shed tears by smelling the aroma of grilled fish.
"Why are you unhappy? Come on, come on, let me take a sip of wine. I tell you that this wine is the top scholar buried by Yingri. It has been five years. It's a good year. I want to say that this mansion is besides Yingxue.
The girl's daughter Hong, this is the best wine. Yingri saw that she was old at the age of three. She probably would be better than you when she grew up. When she really won the top scorer, I guess I would have buried myself in the soil.
It’s better to drink this delicious grilled fish now.”
Of course Yang Ling would not be polite. He grabbed him and drank it. He was immediately full of vigor and was deceived by the old man again. The good wine was no more than the rice wine he had when he was a child, and the wine he had done with the wine he had in his childhood.
"Drink good wine, you don't have to cry like this." The old man said curiously.
"Sir, I didn't owe you money in my previous life. I was teased by you all morning. Now I finally had a drink to suppress my shock. You just fool me with this kind of thing?" Yang Ling felt that it was not enough to express that there was no heavy snowfall now.
Your own feelings.
"I don't know anything about the goods. I have been drinking wine for so many years and tasted all the fine wines in this world. Although this wine is not a great one, there are still some in the upper and lower levels. What does it mean to fool you?"
After hearing what the old man said, a trick to make a fortune suddenly came to my heart. It turned out that ancient wine was really like this. No wonder Wu Song could drink eighteen bowls. Just this beer-like wine, I blew it directly at the bottle. Traveling through the ancient times,
If you don’t make a distilled liquor, you are embarrassed to brag about traveling through time with others.
Thinking of this, Yang Ling turned angry and happily, handed the biggest fish to the old man and said, "It turns out that I failed the old man's kindness. Come on, come on, come on, come on, and try my Yang family's secret grilled fish.
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The old man was not polite, and he grabbed it and ate it. His eyes were about to pop out: "Haha, the outside is burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, with a unique flavor. The straw bag also has the benefits of straw bags. This grilled fish is awesome, and the imperial chef in the palace.
The skills are comparable, let alone, maybe your skills are a little better."
My mother complained about as a pig chef in her previous life. Finally, she found a confidant after traveling through time, which made Yang Ling regain her confidence. Mom, have you seen it? Some people are less particular than pigs.
Then he looked at it with tears in his eyes: "My grass, old man, you are so unreasonable. I haven't eaten a bite of my grilled fish, but you have eaten the third one. Are you shameless? Are you a pig?"
"How do you know that I am a pig? Is the pig face delicious? I don't mind you roast another pig face for me." The old man's skin was obviously at the concrete level.
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