Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

"Invite you to join?" All the bandits looked at Wu Tianyu with disbelief: "Just like you are thin and tender, you don't look like a bandit. You are even more sissy than a foal, and you are the leader.

What do you think?”

"Oh, the so-called ambition is not about the age of high school, and heroes do not ask where they are from. Do you still have educational requirements when you are a bandit?" Wu Tianyu said disdainfully: "Since your boss invites me to go up the mountain, you naturally have my ability."

"Okay, I'll ask you, have you handed over the letter?" asked the bandit in the lead.

"A letter of fame..." Wu Tianyu hesitated: "It's just a form, it's really not worth mentioning. I am the urgently needed talent among your bandits. You who are in charge of the family think you can keep everything simple."

"Fart!" The bandit led by the leader licked the flesh shreds between his teeth: "The rules of the world, you must trade a letter before joining the gang. How could the head of the family break the rules on the Tao? In my opinion, you must be

A fake one.”

I go, why don’t you be Conan? This reasoning logic is too so? Wu Tianyu smiled and said, “Haha, you don’t know anything? Everyone said that I am the talent that you copycat urgently needs. What are you in charge of the family?

Do you care about these red tape?”

"It seems to make sense!" The bandit in the lead touched his beard and thought for a while: "It seems that it makes sense, but..."

"But? Still? But what?"

"But I think you boy is very disliked. Brothers, play this fake guy!" The bandit in the lead said with disdain: "I've said that I don't like men's skin and tender flesh the most, and I'm not a woman.

!Brothers, do it!"

Looking at the bandits scattered around, Wu Tianyu looked around. It seemed that there was no way to escape, so he walked out honestly. He hugged his head with his hands very experienced hands, squatted down, and looked at it with a sad face, rushing in anger.

The bandits said in an extremely resentful tone: "Heroes, let's first say ok, whether to hit someone in the face or not, or slapping yourself in the face, I will point to this face and make you feel soft!"

There is an old saying that "those who know the times are heroes." Many people say this, but few people really know how to do it. Since you know the times, it means that you must give up the interests and principles you have always adhered to before.

Looking for a way to protect yourself from your disadvantages. Are you wronged? Of course you are wronged! But you have to do it. Throughout history, many great things have been achieved, and who has not compromised or compromised? Unless you want to fight to the death, and then be like King Chu of the Great

It seemed like a tragic way to draw a sword by the Wujiang River, and even a beautiful wife had to be with him. Wu Tianyu is of course aware of the current affairs. This is not something else to teach. He has been teaching him for more than 20 years of his career.

After Wu Tianyu's reason, Wu Tianyu is a leading figure.

Wu Tianyu was afraid of pain. But he was even more afraid of death, so after weighing the two, he could be beaten by these bandits.

Of course, the bandits would not be polite to him. They shook their fists as big as sandbags and surrounded them with a grin on their faces, covering the sky above Wu Tianyu's head tightly.

Wu Tianyu stared at the raised fists of everyone in fear, getting closer and closer to his head. He originally planned to be beaten by them with a bachelor spirit, but the fist was about to come, but now Wu Tianyu suddenly regrets it. So much strength

A man, with so many fists that are big, even if each person only punches himself, he will end up venting more and inhaling less.

Unable to bear the atmosphere of fear and depression, Wu Tianyu finally screamed in fear amid the grin of everyone. He hugged his head with both hands, ran away without saying a word, ran out of the house, shouting in horror, "Everyone, everyone."

Hero, I was wrong! I was afraid of pain... Can't we just reason?"

The bandits were stunned and followed them and chased them out. When they heard Wu Tianyu's words, they all laughed. Is this guy's head sick? He ran to the bandit's nest to reason with these murderers. There is something more in the world than this.

Is it absurd thing?

After the bandits laughed, they did not forget their jobs. Dozens of people rushed forward and chased Wu Tianyu, just like chasing him enough.

Wu Tianyu didn't care about so many things at the moment, like a headless fly. He ran wherever there were few people, and he was clever and slippery like a loach. Although there were many bandits, he couldn't catch them for a while.

Live with him.

Wu Tianyu wiped his tears while running, and his grief and anger were beyond words. Who would I provoke whom? Yes, I did think about traveling through time, because everyone said that after traveling through time, there will be gold, houses, and cars. It's over.

The most important thing is that there are many girls who are chasing them. As for whether they are soft girls, I will not care about this for the time being. But after traveling through time to this point, who can I ask for to reason?

Wu Tianyu surrounded more than a dozen wooden houses in the open space and dodged and played hide-and-seek with everyone. While running, he shouted to the bandits: "Don't... don't be impulsive! Impulsive is a devil! If you have something to say, you will look good!

It’s really not my fault to be handsome!" Wu Tianyu finally understood the sentence at this time. If he was handsome, it would be a mistake, and he was such a big mistake.

The leader of the man may be one of the bandits, and his words are quite prestigious. Seeing Wu Tianyu fleeing in a panic, he sneered: "Dare you lie to me? Do you really think we are pigs? Come on, beat him to death!"

Hearing this, the bandits screamed and pulled out their swords, guns, swords and daggers. They had all kinds of weapons and everything. Wu Tianyu turned around inadvertently and even saw a Fangtian Painted Ridge. Damn, Fangtian Painted Ridge! These mountains

Does the thief have such a high military value?

Wu Tianyu couldn't even cry at this moment. If I had known that these bandits had such high intelligence, I wouldn't have had to come up to eat that meal even if I had been hungry for a few meals. What should I do now? I was surrounded by bandits and raised high

He was wearing the weapons of eight sects, and he was laughing around him like a group of old cats playing rats.

While Wu Tianyu ran around in fear, his mouth screamed from time to time, and his mind was spinning rapidly, trying to find a way to save his life to escape the disaster. In a hurry, Wu Tianyu saw it

The lake outside the wooden house is actually not big, at most, it is only the size of four or five swimming pools. At present, there are all pursuers, and there are only no one facing the lake. What should I do? What else can I do? Jump!

No matter what, you have to save your life first.

Under the shocked gaze of the bandits, Wu Tianyu plunged into the lake without hesitation in a resolute posture. With a "thump", the splashing water splashed the bandits.

After Wu Tianyu got into the water, he quickly swam several feet away. He looked back at the shocked expression of the bandits on the shore, Wu Tianyu couldn't help but smile proudly: "Catch me, come and catch me."

ah!"

"Damn!" The bandit in the lead cursed and pointed to the people around him: "You, you, and you, all of you will go into the water and catch that bastard for me."

Several bandits whose clinker was named, cried and said, "Boss, we won't swim."

"Then find a few brothers who are good at water!"

"Boss, it seems that no one among the brothers can do water. Except for the head of the family, I heard that she was from the Cao Gang before."

The man in the lead was inexplicably sad and angry. He watched Wu Tianyu jumping up and down in the water, flapping water, and made a few strange gestures from time to time. The man gritted his teeth and said, "Go, wrap the lake around me. I don't believe he can

Stay in the water all your life.”

Wu Tianyu was fluttering happily in the water, and his complacent feelings were beyond words. Thanks to his father. He threw himself into the river, otherwise he wouldn't be able to swim, but he didn't expect to pass through. He didn't forget this skill.

The so-called "more skills" don't suppress your body. Mastering more escape skills will always be beneficial to you. Look, it will be reflected at this time.

"If you have the kindness, come up!" The bandit leader shouted to Wu Tianyu, who was thrusting happily in the lake, in the spirit of losing, not losing.

"Tsk! Are you stupid? You can come down!" Wu Tianyu looked down on this, but it seemed something was wrong: "Oh!"

Wu Tianyu kept digging and kicking in the water, dancing and roaring his head, and his head emerged from time to time. He seized the opportunity to wave his hand to the shore with a shocked expression. From a distance, it looked like a synchronized swimming team posing in a swimming pool.

The movements are full of beauty, and body language is brought to the extreme.

"Is this kid provoking us?" The bandit leader stared at Wu Tianyu, who was waving in the lake as if he was demonstrating, spat in the lake with a gritted teeth and said grimly.

"Yes, it's amazing to swim well? I can swim in the bathtub too!" A bandit imitated the leader and spat a saliva into the lake with hatred.

"Stop talking nonsense!" The leader slapped the man in the head: "If you have the means of getting into the water, you can pull that kid up!"

The bandit was suffocated when they heard this, and looked at Wu Tianyu, who was still floating in the center of the lake, and sometimes posing in a difficult shape, snorted in disappointment, stopped talking, but was willing to give in his heart. The bandits saw Wu Tianyu being

While surrounded by enemies, he still dared to gesture at them so arrogantly. Although he was furious, he was also very impressed by Wu Tianyu's superb swimming skills.

There are many misunderstandings in this world. Wu Tianyu's misunderstanding is a very fatal type. It's not because he is full and wants to do exercise. It's because he hasn't been in the water for a long time and hasn't done a good job of warm-up exercise before going into the water.

, His feet are cramping now.

Wu Tianyu endured the pain and tried his best to relax so that he could maintain balance. However, Wu Tianyu only felt that his body was getting heavier and heavier, and the pain became stronger and stronger, and his body seemed to be gradually sinking. Wu Tianyu also felt that his body was gradually sinking.

Tianyu's thoughts changed. After I came here, I was still a virgin. I was about to die. This is not scientific!

With his last breath, Wu Tianyu roared out of the water and said with a loud voice: "Save... life... ah! I... Guru Guru... can't do it anymore!! How can you... Guru Guru

… So irresponsible! I... Gulu Gulu... I want to go to the yamen... Gulu Gulu... I sue you... Gulu Gulu... I won't help you when I die!"

The bandits on the shore did not hear Wu Tianyu's cry for help clearly. They watched Wu Tianyu's struggle on the lake became weaker and weaker, and then slowly sank to the bottom of the lake, gradually disappearing on the lake.

Immediately afterwards, the drowning man seemed unwilling to give up his hand, stretched out his hand from the lake, waved it twice in the air, and then gestured his middle fingers to the bandits on the shore, and finally he sank weakly.

The bandits were shocked. This was so fucking suspense!

"Boss, isn't this guy who found some secret passage at the bottom of the lake and was about to escape?" asked a self-righteous bandit carefully.

"Is that true?" The leader touched his furry chin, and was a little uncertain: "Where is our lake on the top of the mountain, can the secret passage be so high?"

"I can't say it!" The bandit frowned: "Everything is possible!"

Just as Wu Tianyu was helplessly observing the last world through the clear lake water, he heard another "thump", and then a figure swam towards him quickly.

"Mermaid?" Wu Tianyu smelled the faint fragrance around him. His eyes turned dark and he fainted with confidence.

Wu Tianyu felt very uncomfortable now. He was lying on a simple bed with only a dim oil lamp around him. Looking at the dim light, there was a wooden barrel on the ground beside the bed, and half of the lake water was filled.

Wu Tianyu stroked his round belly and sighed, just as he was about to say something to sigh for his bumpy life. When he opened his mouth, his face turned pale again. He hurriedly pulled the wooden barrel. With a "wow" sound, he went into the barrel.

Continue to spit out the turbid lake water.

Immediately someone came up to pat Wu Tianyu on the shoulder. Wu Tianyu looked at him, but it was his younger brother, Huang Jing.

The two bandits who were in charge of guarding him next to him sneered: "I can't tell that this kid Wenwen is as weak as a little chicken. She can hold a lot of things in her belly. Is this the second bucket?"

Another bandit smiled and said, "Yes, this kid is a little too careless. If you can't swim, don't jump into the water. Isn't this an old birthday boy hanging himself - seeking death?"

After vomiting, Wu Tianyu wiped his mouth and couldn't help but say, "What should I do if I don't jump? Aren't you going to kill me? Besides, I can swim. As for this situation, it's a complete accident.

I have cramps in my feet and I have the ability to recover. Let’s compare with each other?”

"What are you comparing to me? I don't know how to water!" said the bandit: "You really want to compare with our leader. She used to be the eldest lady of the Cao Gang. That kind of water is, tsk!"

Speaking of the beautiful head, Wu Tianyu struggled to get up, and the two bandits asked strangely: "What are you doing, what are you doing?"

"No!" Wu Tianyu said weakly: "I have to go find you boss, it's just a matter of five cents. I saved her life. Logically, everyone has cleared her, but she gave me without saying anything

I'm tied up. Just like today's situation, I'm so unfair to do it a few more times! I have to find you leaders, so let me leave quickly!"

However, Wu Tianyu was too weak. Before he could take a few steps, he staggered and fell to the ground. He had to let Huang Jing help himself back to the bed. He became more and more determined in his heart to leave this bandit's nest.

I have suffered so much sin after just one day!

"Two brothers, please inform me and say I want to see you in charge." Wu Tianyu said flatteringly.

"What are you talking about?" The bandit replied impatiently: "We are the head of the country. When we want to see you, we will naturally see you!"

"The river flows eastward, the natural stars are entrapped in Beidou! Hey... hey... entrap Beidou, a bowl of wine for life and death..." Wu Tianyu had no choice but to sing a light song to dispel his heart.

I am angry and hope to use this to attract other people's attention.

The two bandits were so scared that they trembled, and all the weapons in their hands fell to the ground. They looked around with alert, but found that such a terrible sound came from Wu Tianyu who was facing their backs.

Wu Tianyu turned around while singing, facing them, his mouth was loud and loud, but his face was full of flattery and flattering smile. He kept winking at them: "If you say let's go, let's go."

Wow, you have it, I have it all... Hey... Hey... Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey he

"What's wrong with this guy? Why is the lord so embarrassed to sing so loudly?" A bandit couldn't stand Wu Tianyu's harsh singing.

Wu Tianyu's face was suffocated when he heard this. I tried hard to sing and please you. You actually said that I was a broken voice! Do you understand and appreciate it? This is your professional song of bandits! I thought angrily in my heart, but Wu Tianyu's mouth did not stop: "

I saw unfairness on the road and roared, and I would take action when it was time to take action..."

"Shut up! What are you singing?" A bandit finally got fed up and was about to get angry.

Qu Gao and Wu Tianyu clenched his fists in grief and anger. He was really playing the piano against these uneducated bandits.

"Oh, let him continue singing. Although the sing sound is a little ugly, the lyrics are pretty good. It seems to be talking about the behavior of our heroes, which is interesting and exciting!" At this moment, a vulgar one suddenly came from outside.

sound.

"The head of the family! Military advisor!" The two bandits hurriedly greeted with a smile.

Military advisor? As for? Wu Tianyu opened his eyes wide, but looked at the military advisor beside the head. He saw a man with a vulgar smile on his face, with a goatee beard, and shaking a slightly broken palm fan, which suits the dog-headed military advisor

Settings.

"Are you looking for me?" The head of the house spoke, but his voice was cold.

"Uh..." Wu Tianyu was stunned: "How do you know?"

"You sing so loudly, don't you just want someone to come? Well, what's wrong with you?"

"That, the head of the family, please let me go down the mountain." Wu Tianyu smiled flatteringly and pulled Huang Jing next to him: "Look at me, my brother, is almost sick, I have to take him to find a doctor.

go!"

"No!" The head of the family refused bluntly: "I saved your life today, your life is mine."

Wu Tianyu looked at the head of the house in a daze. What is the logic? Do you think this is a martial arts movie? Looking at the head of the house in a determined gaze, Wu Tianyu had the urge to jump again. (To be continued...)