Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

"Then I saved your life, why don't you say it?" Wu Tianyu rolled his eyes dissatisfied.

"If you didn't rush out suddenly, how could I fall? It would be easy for me to break through. This is why other brothers were left outside by me." The head of the family was about his martial arts

I am quite confident. "This account really cannot be calculated like this!" Wu Tianyu said with a sad face: "My brother and I are also because of our loyalty in the world. When we see you being besieged, we go to save you regardless of the danger of our lives.

As a result, you tied our brother back, and then I had some small misunderstandings with your brothers, and then I jumped into the lake and then I had cramps, otherwise I wouldn't need you to save me, otherwise,

When I take good care of my body, let's go and compete with the water. Do you think I am like a drowning person? So all this, to put it bluntly, is caused by you. In the head, you must be reasonable.

!”

"Are you reasoning with the bandits? Or is it a female bandit?" the head of the family sneered.

Wu Tianyu was suffocated when he heard this. Why are women in modern and ancient times so unreasonable? How stubborn is this gene? It never changes, and it is deeply imprinted in the bones of every woman.

"The head of the family, what are you going to do?" Wu Tianyu almost cried: "I have an eighty mother above and a three-year-old child below. The family is pointing at me to support me. The head of the family, give them a way out!"

"Are you pointing at the fact that you are cheating outside to support me?" The head of the family looked down on this: "If that is the case, they will starve to death sooner or later."

"The profession is not divided into high or low, and there are top scorers in every 360. You are a bandit, so I didn't say anything!" Wu Tianyu felt aggrieved. He pouted and said urinatingly.

"Besides, you look only in your twenties. Are you sure you have an 80-year-old mother?" The head of the family was unreasonable.

"It should be possible? It shouldn't be strange if the old clam has a bead." Wu Tianyu's eyes suddenly lit up and he hurriedly explained: "Actually, my mother died long ago. My mother is the concubine married by my father. I am this

My mother is my father’s mate, well, that’s it!”

"It seems that you are still a rich young man?"

"Oh, the past is unbearable to look back on. The family has fallen into decline, so why should the head of the family sprinkle salt on me?"

"Is that so? Then let me ask you, what is the horoscope of your three-year-old child when he was born?"

"Ah!" Wu Tianyu was stunned and looked at the head of the house strangely: "Can't it be... Could it be that the head of the house be prepared to join me in the family? But, the child is in the belly, how can the head of the house be sure whether it is a man or a woman? Besides, you

Does his father know that he is so good at making decisions?"

"Bah! The dog can't spit out ivory. I just asked about your origin. I didn't expect you to be full of lies and lies!" The head of the house spat.

"Ahem!" The dog-headed military advisor on the side suddenly coughed and continued, "Brother, you misunderstood. You are a talented person in charge, so I just want to invite you to join our village."

"No? Do you really want me to join?" Wu Tianyu said in surprise: "Then how much is your monthly salary this year? Will you pay the five insurances and one fund? How many months of bonuses will be paid at the end of the year? If you solve the housing, this will definitely be solved.

.Will solve the household registration problem?"

"Brother, what are you talking about?" The dog-headed military advisor said in surprise.

"The treatment you give me. Although the profession of bandits doesn't sound good, it's always a formal job. You have to have the treatment you deserve?" Wu Tianyu suddenly asked again: "By the way, I'm temporary.

Is the worker or a formal worker? Is there a staffing?"

"Although I don't understand what you said, brother, why do I listen? This seems to be something that those people in the government should enjoy?" The dog-headed military advisor has great potential.

"Haha..." Wu Tianyu laughed and patted the dog-headed military advisor on the shoulder and praised: "It's worthy of being a military advisor, it hits the mark! Let me tell you, the profession of bandits is a very promising future.

The profession and the treatment in it are, by the way, what you mentioned are the salary, don’t you have to compare with those in the government?”

"Boss, but we are bandits!" Huang Jing suddenly interrupted.

"Go!" Wu Tianyu spat and said, "What's wrong with the bandits? Can't you see your noble profession clearly?" Wu Tianyu's words immediately made the bandits who were originally guarding the side glar at Huang Jing.

"Can you just take the imperial grain?" the dog-headed military advisor continued to ask.

"No!" Wu Tianyu said strangely: "Why are everyone here like this? Are they all checking their household registration?"

"Hehe, brother, don't be angry." The dog-headed military advisor said with a smile: "Seeing that brothers seem to be vocal, the little tunes they sing are vulgar and bold. I guess the brothers must be scholars?"

"I have read it, I have been reading it for more than ten years!" Wu Tianyu replied casually, but suddenly saw that the military advisor's eyes were full of vigilance.

"I wonder if my brother is studying Spring and Autumn, university or mean?" The dog-headed military advisor was eager to try, his eyes full of provocation: "I am not talented, and I have also studied Spring and Autumn."

"Brother, look at your beard, it's not appropriate to claim that you are a little brother?" Wu Tianyu smiled and said, "Military advisor, I am neither studying the Spring and Autumn Period nor studying the University, nor the Doctrine of the Meaning of the Study. I am studying one subject.

A more advanced knowledge is called science, especially good at human science.”

"Science? I have only heard of the classics."

"So the direction of our research is different."

"Why don't you know what science is?"

"It's just that when you're fine, look at the sky, look at the earth, look up at the starry sky. If you still have extra time, you can wait under the apple tree for the apple to fall on your head, and then start thinking, why do apples fall?

”

"Is this science? Isn't it too unprofessional?"

"The research directions are different, and the research methods are naturally different." Wu Tianyu looked at the dog-headed military advisor's warning and said with a smile: "In fact, from the difference between the two, we can also see why I chose science.

Isn’t it the classics?”

"Okay!" At this time, the beautiful head suddenly said: "Since you are the best scholar, I don't care whether you are studying science or classics. From now on, you will stay on the mountain and teach those children to read!"

"Ah?" Wu Tianyu was shocked. He was tied up and was trained as a teacher, so he quickly explained: "But I have a three-year-old mother above and eighty children below, so I'm really a little...

It can't be done."

"You'd better put away your lie-out words and avoid playing that in front of me." The head of the house said coldly.

"But..." Wu Tianyu had to tell the difference again. When he saw the cold gaze of the head of the family, he could only say aggrievedly: "This time I didn't really refuse, I was actually illiterate."

"You want to lie to me again?" The head of the family said very unhappy: "You just said that you have read books for more than ten years."

"No! No!" Wu Tianyu shook his hand and said, "I really won't lie to you this time. To be precise, I don't know your words, okay. Some of them may be able to recognize them."

"A scholar, you actually said you don't know how to read?" The Dog-headed Military Advisor said in surprise: "Did you read less?"

"There is no way. The person who taught me to read was a very rebellious person. He invented a unique set of fonts, named Simplified Chinese, and changed the characters we are generally familiar with to traditional Chinese." Wu Tianyu had no choice but to continue saying

.

"I don't believe it, otherwise you can write a few words for me."

"Okay!" Wu Tianyu got up, walked to the edge of the table, dipped his fingers in some water. A few words were written on the table.

"Yes!" The Dog-headed Military Advisor touched his beard and looked carefully: "This is indeed similar to the words I know."

"Military advisor, are you sure? Why do I think it's the same?" asked the head of the house.

"Should it be sure?" said the dog-headed military advisor a little uncertain: "It may also be because this word is too ugly."

"Okay, okay!" Looking at Wu Tianyu's wretched smile, the head of the house waved his hand and said, "Since that's the case, you don't have to teach the children to study."

"Really? That's great! I can leave like this?" Wu Tianyu looked at the head of the house with hope.

"I think beautifully!" said the head of the house, "You two go to the kitchen to help first, and wait for me to think about it. I will arrange something else for you. You'd better be honest. Although our copycat is not a big deal.

.But there are many traps in the organs. If you want to run away, I don’t guarantee your safety.” After the head of the family said that, he left without looking back.

"Master, you can't leave!" Wu Tianyu ran to the door and saw the far away back of the boss. He couldn't help but cry out to the sky and said, "Master, we can discuss it again! Don't leave, without you, why would I?

manage?"

So, Wu Tianyu, who had just traveled through time, gloriously became a bandit...a fellow...

In fact, Wu Tianyu was still very happy to accept this arrangement. How great is it, he is not a bandit. He is trying hard in front of him, and he just hiding behind him just makes some food. He is not at all in danger of his life. What kind of food is there after that?

I have to pass my own mouth first. The working environment is a little too bad.

It turned out that the people in the kitchen seemed to be the wives or mothers of the bandits, providing food for hundreds of people in the village. These old ladies were stunned at first when they saw Wu Tianyu bringing Huang Jing to work happily, and then they were very

Smiled happily.

A little green in the flowers. Although this flower has been beaten by frost, and the species of wife is very strange. Seeing Wu Tianyu's appearance of tender skin, I couldn't help but tease him: "Oh, who is this?

A handsome young man, look at this little face and tender hands. Could it be that the head of the company who is looking at our hard work and rewards us specifically?”

"Zhang family, don't you have a lie? Are you not worried about your man being jealous?" Someone laughed and said, "Oh, brother, don't be afraid, that man from Zhang family is so fierce, you shouldn't mess with her less.

If you have something to do, I’m looking for my sister. My sister is a widow, so I’m not afraid!”

Wu Tianyu swallowed in a daze, and the urge to commit suicide emerged in his heart. It was originally a happy thing to be teased by a woman, but it also depends on the partner. Seeing a group of half-old women teasing him, Wu

Tianyu and his friends were both out of energy.

At this moment, a familiar figure jumped out from the door, sneaking and preparing to touch the kitchen behind.

"Beard, what are you doing?" The widow who had just teased Wu Tianyu hurriedly shouted.

"Sister!" Beard smiled flatteringly. Then he rushed to Wu Tianyu, hugged Wu Tianyu's shoulder affectionately and smiled: "Well. My brother came to the kitchen for the first time today, so I'll take a look at him."

Brother? Wu Tianyu's eyes are wide open. Just like you tied me up yesterday, I will never be your brother in my life, okay?

"Stop it! Beard, the head of the family said, if you dare to come and steal wine again, let us break your legs!"

"How could that happen?" Hu Zi hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "Who doesn't know that Hu Zi is the one who listens to our heads the most? She said, I'll drink less, so I'll drink less. This time I'm here. I'm really looking at me.

Brother." As he said that, he hugged Wu Tianyu's shoulders and went out. The two of them hugged each other and stood shoulder to shoulder, and they were indeed as intimate as a brother.

"Oh!" As soon as he left the door, Wu Tianyu couldn't help but shout, "Brother, I really can't pinch it anymore, it hurts so much!"

"You guy knows me, you didn't expose me!" Beard smiled.

"How dare you!" Wu Tianyu smiled and said, "Why, brother is he addicted to alcohol?"

"Oh, stop talking. Who doesn't know that I don't like anything, just a good sip of wine? Who knows that the head of the company wants me to drink less. Isn't this killing me?" Beard said with a bitter face: "

I have no life without wine.”

"What's the difficulty? If my brother really wants to drink, I'll steal some for you in the future." Wu Tianyu said flatteringly.

Hu Zi glanced at Wu Tianyu and suddenly slapped Wu Tianyu on the shoulder. He laughed and said, "This is my good brother. If you have any questions in the future, I will come to you Hu Zi. I will keep it in our copycat.

No one dares to bully you!"

"Then I thank Brother Hu Zi in advance!" Wu Tianyu climbed up the pole and said with a smile: "Brother Hu Zi. You know, I didn't think about joining the gang at first. But now that I have joined the gang, I still have to do it.

If you want to tell me the rules of our copycat, so that I, the newcomer, will not know nothing and will hit you all."

"There are no rules in our copycat!" Hu Zi smiled and said, "Just remember one thing, just follow the head of the family. The head of the family is a good person and will never harm our brothers."

The reason why Wu Tianyu has such enthusiasm for establishing a good relationship with Hu Zi is mainly to be able to find out the counterfeit mechanism and trap distribution from Hu Zi's mouth. After these people relax their vigilance against themselves, they will be at a loss.

Before Wu Tianyu could continue to ask questions, Hu Zi suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Brother, we are quite destined to be together, I'll remind you."

"Brother, tell me, I'll listen carefully." After Wu Tianyu said that, he pretended to look up with his ears.

Hu Zi was very satisfied with Wu Tianyu's expression and said, "Brother, since you have entered our copycat, brother, I will remind you, don't get along with Ma Lianshun's group."

"Ma Lianshun?" Wu Tianyu scratched his head.

"It's the one who forced you to jump into the lake yesterday." Hu Zi explained: "Those people are not the same as us."

"What's wrong? Do you have any conflicts with them?" Wu Tianyu asked curiously.

"It's not a conflict, it's just that I can't stand them. They don't take the head of the country seriously."

Sure enough, there are rivers and lakes in places where there are people. Unexpectedly, this broken mountain village still has these twists and turns. Wu Tianyu laughed in his heart, but on the surface, he still said seriously: "I remember what my brother said, I guarantee that it will not be

If you get along with them, the head of the company is so good to us, how can you not listen to the head of the company? Brother, don’t worry!"

"Hey, this is the good brother." Hu Zi was obviously the number one fan of the head of the family, and happily patted Wu Tianyu on the shoulder again: "Okay, brother is leaving now, go to the foot of the mountain to see if there is any business, and wait until you come back tonight

At that time, don’t forget your brother’s wine. My brother also knows that everything is tight now. Make less work. Have a pot and make your brother’s throat smooth.”

Rubbing his shoulders, which were probably red, Wu Tianyu returned to the kitchen. Under the eaves, his mouth was particularly sweet. Coupled with the influence of modern civilization, Wu Tianyu and these Oppasan were completely together.

Without any pressure, I quickly got into a relationship with them.

While Wu Tianyu was telling a joke, he was preparing to dig rice and cook.

"Oh, Xiao Wu, what are you doing?" Widow Huang, who had previously teased Wu Tianyu, suddenly rushed over and shouted.

"Get rice, otherwise what will we eat tonight?" Wu Tianyu said strangely.

"Let it go!" Widow Huang said anxiously, "Oh, it's so bad. It's all white rice here, so you're ready to cook it?"

"What else should we do? What should we eat tonight?" Wu Tianyu was very confused.

"These white rice is prepared for the sick people. Cooking white rice porridge can be better than anything else." Widow Huang snatched the basket from Wu Tianyu's hand and said, "We are not rich in the mountains, just this little white rice,

It was also something I finally got, but I dare not slap it. We ate those." After saying that, he pointed to the noodles that had been awakened on the desk.

Wu Tianyu went over and looked, frowned and said, "Sister Huang, this rough noodles are eaten in his mouth, and his throat is itchy."

"I don't know how you came up the mountain, and you haven't suffered any hardships?" Widow Huang scolded and said, "When you see you like this, you must have been used to living a good life before, and you must have been used to eating big white rice."

"No! No!" Wu Tianyu said angrily: "Everything has passed, and nothing is useless to say now." (To be continued...)