Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

Is it completely difficult to be a chef? As a single otakus, his cooking talent is quite good. There is no way. It is not a big deal to eat or eat instant noodles outside all the time. Wu Tianyu did it

Although the dishes are not as good as the chefs in the restaurant, it is okay to eat them alone. What's more important is that the women were stunned when they saw the dishes made by Wu Tianyu. They thought Wu Tianyu came to the kitchen.

At most, it is to cook fire or chop wood. Who knew that after tasting the dishes made by Wu Tianyu, they all gave thumbs up: "The dish I made by my brother is really amazing! But it tastes delicious, and this is the future

Put less oil, salt, seasonings, etc., so how can you live like this? There are fewer things on our mountain."

No matter how you say it, Wu Tianyu's dishes obviously made these bandits who had never seen the market. The head of the company had seen the market and secretly said to his dog-headed military advisor: "I had the honor to have eaten apricot blossoms in Beijing once.

The dishes in the building are almost the same as the current taste. Wu Tianyu must have something to hide from us."

"It's okay." The dog-headed military advisor shook his broken palm fan and thought for a while and said, "I don't see this person very thoroughly, but he has indeed not done anything wrong in the past few days. Don't worry, I am the leader of the country.

I will send someone to his favor."

Wu Tianyu is also worried. In the past few days, he tried his best to get close to these bandits. The effect is very obvious. Nowadays, bandits are all in love with the dishes made by Wu Tianyu and treat Wu Tianyu as a treasure, but every time

When Wu Tianyu was about to ask about the mechanism and the traps indirectly, these bandits were asked and asked each other without knowing each other, which made Wu Tianyu almost think that the mechanisms and traps that Hu Zi mentioned were made up. But for his own sake

Thinking about his life, Wu Tianyu could only wait patiently and continue to wait.

"Boss, what do you want to do?" Huang Jing asked with a bitter face.

"I summarized it. The reason why we saw the flaws at first glance was seen by the head last time. In addition to the fact that your acting skills are not good, of course I also have problems myself, so we must improve so that we can continue in the future.

Fraudulent world.”

"Boss, we are in the village now, with food and accommodation. Why do you still want to leave?" Huang Jing said in confusion.

"You idiot!" Wu Tianyu was very dissatisfied. He patted Huang Jing's head and said, "Do you really think you are a bandit? Do you think you have food and accommodation now? You don't think about it, Shan

Thieves, maybe you have to behead your head. There is nothing more important in this world than life. Although we are outside in the future, although it is not nice to say and a lie, it is better than lifelessness?"

"Shut up!" Wu Tianyu saw that Huang Jing was about to say something else, so he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Am I the boss or you the boss? Anyway, you must listen to me. I won't harm you."

Huang Jing could only shut up obediently and watched Wu Tianyu thread the needle and thread it: "Boss, why are you sewing such a small bag?"

Wu Tianyu suddenly took out a dagger from his arms, which scared Huang Jing. Wu Tianyu said dissatisfiedly: "I won't kill you. What are you afraid of? Come here."

"Boss, where did your knife come from? It looks quite expensive."

"I don't know either. I recently found my own things. You are quite eye-catching. I tried it, and this knife is indeed very sharp." Wu Tianyu said as he sewed the small bag.

It stuffed Huang Jing's chest and made a small fork at the place where the small bag was placed. Then suddenly stabbed it with a knife, and the bright red blood suddenly flowed out.

"Boss!" Huang Jing screamed: "Why did you kill me?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Wu Tianyu shouted: "Do you feel the pain?"

"Hey, yes? It really doesn't hurt!" Huang Jing was surprised to find out.

"I thought about it. I have to do a full set of acting. How can I not shed some blood?" Wu Tianyu explained: "I just made some small bags, and there are some wild fruits I picked and the juices that flowed out.

It's red, just like blood, so if we go out to cheat people in the future, you will break the bag and let the blood flow out. Open your mouth!"

"Ah..." Huang Jing opened his mouth honestly.

"How many days have you not brushed your teeth? I almost smothered me to death." Wu Tianyu endured a sense of disgust and stuffed the small bag in his hand into Huang Jing's mouth, then rubbed the slightest bag on his hand on his clothes.

Swallowed, and said, "Okay, I just put a small bag on the side of the back alveolar. Now you bite it and show me."

Huang Jing did as he said, and a stream of bright red blood suddenly flowed out of his mouth. Huang Jing said happily: "Boss, this fruit is quite sweet, is there any?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Wu Tianyu rolled his eyes and said, "These things you use for acting are not for you to eat. Okay, spit out the ones in your mouth and put them in again."

"Aren't we still in the parody? There's no need now, boss?"

"Ball! Do you know, be ready at all times?" Wu Tianyu shook his head and said, "Why am I so unlucky? I took you, a worry-free guy? Be prepared for any trouble, don't talk nonsense, I should stuff one in now!

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Faced with such a worry-free little brother, Wu Tianyu had no choice but to go outside to see the starry sky and think about his life by the way. As a good young man with pursuit, Wu Tianyu always felt that he might become Chinese history.

A very famous philosopher.

"Boss, where are you going?"

"The long night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I decided to go out and smoke a cigarette and bask in the moon." Wu Tianyu said as he pressed his hands in his arms and lit it at the corner of his mouth. His expression was enjoyable and melancholy, which made people feel distressed.

The village is very poor, so poor that it can't afford to light the oil lamp. It's not long before dark. The village is silent, and only the moans of ** come from the house from time to time. Wu Tianyu despises this, these thieves

I really have no spiritual pursuit at all. I only know how to pursue the pleasure of **. Can you consider the mood of this virgin?

The breeze and bright moon, to be honest, the ancient environment was really good. Wu Tianyu walked leisurely in the garden and walked to the lakeside without knowing it. The lake water was shining with golden light under the moonlight. Looking at the sparkling lake water, Wu Tianyu

I don’t know where my thoughts are floating. I worry about my future destiny.

"Pu!" There was a splash of water.

Wu Tianyu shrank his neck, I'll wipe it. Didn't this meet a ghost? No, I'm a person with materialism. After thinking about it, Wu Tianyu decided to go home and continue sleeping. It's so unreliable to travel through such unreliable things

It is not uncommon for a ghost to happen. Don’t do bold things if you are timid. Life is yours and you have to cherish it.

Just as he was about to turn around and walk back, he heard the sound of stones thrown into the water by the lake. Wu Tianyu was startled. He had goose bumps all over his body and stood up. "Who? Who is there?" Wu Tianyu narrowed his eyes and tried hard

Watch.

No one paid attention to him. Wu Tianyu plucked up his courage and walked a few more steps, but saw a woman sitting on a huge rock by the lake. The night was too dark, and Wu Tianyu couldn't see her appearance clearly, so she was all over.

The strong outfit sets off her slim figure, and her long legs are curled up. The woman is holding her knees with her hands, raising her head and staring at the bright moon hanging in the night sky in a daze.

Curiosity killed the cat. Wu Tianyu plucked up his courage and moved forward a few steps quietly. He saw the woman with a standard goose egg, beautiful red lips, long eyebrows, beautiful face, straight nose, eyes like autumn water, and facial features if they were separated

In fact, it is not surprising. The wonderful thing is that when combined, it looks pleasing to the eye. It makes people admire the magic of creation from the bottom of their hearts. What's even more wonderful is that her eyebrows are a little thick and straight, making her whole body soft and beautiful

There was a little more heroic spirit. It was really a rare beauty in the world, which made people want to kiss her. "The head of the family..." Wu Tianyu called softly, thinking that you don't sleep in the middle of the night, come to the lakeside

What kind of beautiful ghosts are you pretending to be a ghost, or a Chinese ghost?

"Who?" The head of the family came to his senses and shouted in a deep voice.

Wu Tianyu subconsciously shrank his neck and suddenly remembered that he was not here to peep, so he straightened his chest, walked to the head of the head and smiled, "The long night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I didn't expect that you can't sleep even if you are the head."

"It's so late, why don't you sleep?" asked the head of the house.

"Didn't the head of the family sleep?" Wu Tianyu said in a deep voice: "As a young man with ambition, I am considering the future of our copycat, worrying about our disaster-prone nation, and blessings for our lovely and amiable country.

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"Oh? Is that right?" The head of the house was very disdainful, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Seeing that you are speaking so seriously, what did you think of?"

"Not yet." Wu Tianyu was very honest this time: "However, how can a country, a nation, or even a copycat be missing people like me who will keep thinking?"

"There is no serious words from your mouth." The head of the house frowned, waved his hand, and said, "Okay, if you have nothing to do, go to bed first and let me calm down." After that, he picked up the wine at hand.

After several mouthfuls of the altar, the heroic movements will definitely live up to the saying "Women are as good as men".

Looking at the head of the family's melancholy expression, Wu Tianyu felt distressed. It turned out that no matter how strong a woman is, she still has a fragile side. Thinking of this, Wu Tianyu smiled and leaned forward: "The head of the family has something to do.

?It would be too bitter to drink alone. Why not tell me your thoughts?"

"You?" The head of the family raised his eyebrows: "It's useless to tell you."

"Then it's better to think that I don't exist, just say to the moon." Wu Tianyu was not annoyed and smiled and said, "I heard that if a woman hides her thoughts for too long, she will grow old."

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I don’t know if it was Wu Tianyu’s intimidation, or if the head of the family really needed to talk to him alone. I saw that the head of the family took another sip of wine, then wiped the wine stains on his mouth and said to Wu Tianyu: “You know mine.

Origin?”

"I've heard of it a little bit," Wu Tianyu nodded: "They all said that the head of the family was the eldest lady of the Cao Gang."

"Yes, I used to be the eldest lady of the Cao Gang." The head of the house raised his head and sighed. Once the conversation was opened, it was not easy to close. The head of the house asked again: "Do you know why I have a good young lady?"

Do you want to come to Qingfeng Village to get married?"

Wu Tianyu scratched his head: "They haven't told me this."

"My father was once the leader of the Cao Gang. Almost all river workers of all sizes on the Yellow River have to listen to my father." Without Wu Tianyu's request, the head of the family started to say: "Although we are all inferior, my father has not.

I have done anything that is harmful to the world. Anyone who makes a living on the Yellow River respects my father very much. This year, we have a severe drought in Hebei and we can't eat anywhere. It was not our business, but my father couldn't bear to see my brothers.

Hungry and raise food everywhere. Wait and wait, the court's disaster relief food finally came down. My father was very happy and took the initiative to find the government. He didn't want any price and helped them transport food for free, just to make the people one day earlier

There is a bit of food to live."

"My boss is so arrogant!" Wu Tianyu raised his thumb.

"Is that?" The head of the house smiled self-deprecatingly: "It's a pity that good people are not rewarded! My father later found out that this batch of disaster relief food was not sent to the city for disaster relief. As soon as he arrived at the dock, he was treated with various things.

All kinds of reasons were taken away, and my father went missing. Later, he was so angry that he opened the doors of all the warehouses on the dock and sent them to the people. However, this way

Come on, my Cao Gang became the thief in the court's mouth. In an instant, the army roared over. I'd forget about my Cao Gang. My father and my mother died under the sword of the court. I

Many brothers from the Cao Gang died under the sword of the court. Only I, under the protection of my third uncle, came to Qingfeng Village to join my father's good brother, Uncle Cui. Unexpectedly, Uncle Cui had already

He was terminally ill. He passed the throne to me before he died."

Listening to the head of the family telling his own life experience, Wu Tianyu secretly smacked his lips. This is a movie that can be made.

"You said, did my father do something wrong?" The head of the family turned around and was already in tears.

"Maybe, when facing your family, he might have done something wrong." Wu Tianyu thought for a while and said, "But for thousands of poor people, for your father's own conscience, he

There is nothing wrong with the choice, your father is a real hero!”

"Is that true?" A dissatisfied smile appeared on the head of the family's face: "But those who have received favor from my father turn around and regard my father as a thief and scold him. Is it worth it?"

"The people are always forgetful. If they want to survive, they have to accept certain rules." Wu Tianyu comforted: "You are the leader, don't hate the wrong person. In fact, what you really should hate are those dog officials who are full of their own pockets."

"Of course!" said the head of the house gritted his teeth, "He Wenyuan, I will remember this name until I die!"

After saying a lot, the head of the family seemed to have improved a lot. After taking a sip of wine, he said to Wu Tianyu: "It's getting late, you go back to sleep first!"

Wu Tianyu looked at the back of the head of the house in a daze. Although this woman was a little fierce to him, she was still a beautiful woman in essence. Wu Tianyu stuttered with his lips a few times, and finally said, "Hey, head of the head!"

The head turned around and the meaning of inquiry was revealed in his pretty eyes.

"Uh... the dew is heavy late at night, so you can rest early!" Wu Tianyu scratched his head and saw the smile of love on the head of the house. The charming smile was like a layer of hazy mist under the faint moonlight.

Even more heart-warming. Wu Tianyu was immediately drunk and intoxicated. He lowered his head and twisted his body shyly like a innocent young man, adding shyly: "What, don't do it in the middle of the night

Wearing red clothes can easily attract ghosts!”

With a "swoosh", a small stone rubbed Wu Tianyu's scalp and flew over. Wu Tianyu's legs became weak, his face was pale and his body turned into a ray of black smoke. He ran back quickly, no matter it was a sauna.

In the bathroom or in the wilderness, teasing women has to pay a price! Wu Tianyu finally understood this truth.

When Wu Tianyu was walking towards his room, a figure suddenly jumped out of a corner and stood in front of Wu Tianyu, "Ghost..." Before Wu Tianyu could scream, his mouth was blocked.

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"Shh... it's me!" Wu Tianyu looked up and saw that Hao Ran was the dog-headed military advisor Hu Yu, and this name is very weird.

Seeing Wu Tianyu showing a stern expression, Military Secretary Hu put down his hand and said to Wu Tianyu with an unhappy look: "Say, you were chatting with the head of the family just now."

"No!" Wu Tianyu shook his head and denied.

"Fuck! I've seen it all!" Military Secretary Hu bared his big yellow teeth and leaned in front of Wu Tianyu: "I tell you, don't make any tricks on the head!"

"You have seen it all, then you still ask?" Wu Tianyu said strangely.

"I just see if you are reliable. I'll be tested as soon as I try it? You are really lying!"

"About this, the head of the company has already drawn a conclusion to me. You should try again without a military advisor?"

"Oh, you kid is quite arrogant!" Military advisor Hu grabbed Wu Tianyu's clothes and said, "Boy, I warn you that the swan in the head cannot be eaten by you, a toad."

"I don't think so! I see everyone on the mountain, and no one should be more handsome than me?"

Military Secretary Hu was suffocated and said hatefully: "What's the use of being handsome? Do you think the person in charge is such a superficial person? This person in charge is learned by talent."

"I just learned this thing..." Wu Tianyu deliberately extended his tone: "How did you know I didn't? Isn't it just chanting poems and essays? I know this too."

"Don't try to scare me! You can't even write words, and you even say that you can recite poems and essays, who are you lying to!"

"How about we go to the front of the boss now and I will recite a poem for her on the spot. What do you think?" Wu Tianyu said as he was about to raise his foot.

Military advisor Hu hurriedly grabbed Wu Tianyu: "Boy, don't be too arrogant. In short, I warn you not to get close to the head of the country in the future. I will always look at you! Humph!" After saying that, he didn't look back.

Leaving. (To be continued...)