Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

A tragic profession is a tragic profession, especially a tragic vow to maintain a figure. It is a tragic miserable tragedy. Before dawn, Wu Tianyu was pulled up by Huang Jing to make breakfast. There was no way, there were so many on the mountain.

The food of hundreds of people is waiting for Wu Tianyu and the others to make.

As a good little brother, Huang Jing said while helping Wu Tianyu wash his Facebook page: "Boss, you people in the city are really particular. You have to take a shower and wash your face every day. Wouldn't it be a bit abnormal?"

"I still want to brush my teeth! Damn, I don't even have a green arrow. Which woman is willing to get closer to me?" Wu Tianyu gave Huang Jing a blank look. Look at what he said, and he was in this bandit's nest.

It’s normal to be stubborn, not washing your face or taking a bath? I’m already such a careless person. Can’t you smell that your body is already rotten? Wu Tianyu said dissatisfiedly: “The bullshit city people, now the rural household registration is

It’s worth more than a city household registration, and I’m still waiting to be a second generation demolition!”

As the only two men in the kitchen, there are still some preferential treatments, such as Wu Tianyu is late to work every day. If it were modern, with this attitude, his salary would probably be deducted long ago, and he might have to pay some more to the boss.

It's better now. No matter how long you are late, you won't be deducted because you won't pay any salary at all.

Huang Jing was chopping firewood outside, while Wu Tianyu was sitting in front of the stove, with orange light flashing in his eyes. Wu Tianyu sighed. I don’t know how long it will last for this day to be a bandit.

Wu Tianyu suddenly bounced up, hurriedly took a step forward, and said with a smile: "Oh, isn't this Brother Ma? You are a rare guest in our kitchen!"

The visitor was Ma Lianshun, who forced Wu Tianyu to jump into the lake. He touched his stomach and said to Wu Tianyu: "What, I'm awake, do you have anything to eat?"

"How can we not eat in our kitchen?" Wu Tianyu smiled and pointed to the pot and said, "Brother Ma came so coincidental. The soup has just started, why don't you give a bowl of cushion first?"

Ma Lianshun frowned and said, "Why are you hungry after drinking this soy soup? Are the steamed buns cooked?"

"It's already ripe and it's just put it next door." Wu Tianyu smiled flatteringly and said, "Well, Brother Ma, I made a few meat buns this morning, why don't I get two for you?"

Ma Lianshun almost slapped Wu Tianyu and smiled and said, "What are you waiting for? Go and get two for me. I haven't eaten meat for several days, and a bird can fade out of my mouth!

”

"Okay!" Wu Tianyu smiled like a terrible person. He agreed happily and went out.

Is he really too talented? No, I am obviously the young master, so why does it have a heart that is a terrible? Wu Tianyu suddenly turned around and returned: "Brother Ma, do you still want a little salty...dirty?"

Wu Tianyu's words were folded in half by himself. Because he saw the amazing scene, Ma Lian took out a few paper bags from his arms, and then put the powder in the paper bag into the pot.

Descend. Wu Tianyu held his breath. Looking at Ma Lianshun's movements, his heart immediately became alive. I guess what he was holding was the magic weapon for walking in the world - the sweat medicine. But why did he put medicine into the soup that everyone had taken?

?Wu Tianyu suddenly remembered something, that is, Hu Zi once said that Ma Lianshun and them were not the same. Could it be that Ma Lianshun is going to take action first now?

Wu Tianyu stood up quietly. He didn't plan to report it. Why did he report it? I got rid of the identity of a bandit. This time it seemed to be a very good opportunity. Wu Tianyu sneered a sneer on the corner of his mouth. He had to think of a way.

It would be better to fascinate everyone. Including Ma Lianshun, the group of people, will hijack another person and protect themselves and walk down the mountain. This plan is perfect. Could it be that this is the legendary mantis stalks cicadas, yellow

The bird is behind?

Soon, Wu Tianyu brought two steaming meat buns and smiled at Ma Lianshun with a passionate look on his face, "Brother Ma, I'm afraid that you will only eat the meat buns, so I specially brought them to you.

Order pickles and try them, it’s so delicious!”

Ma Lianshun was not polite, so he took the buns from Wu Tianyu's hand and put out a bowl of paste soup in advance. He ate like a wind and swept the clouds. After eating, he patted Wu Tianyu on the shoulder and smiled and said, "No, not bad, Xiao Wu."

The food I cooked is a little more fragrant than those girls cook.”

"Thank you for your praise from Brother Ma!" Wu Tianyu bent over and smiled, "I am not capable, I just like to think about making some food. Brother Ma likes to eat, that is my great blessing."

Ma Lianshun laughed and patted Wu Tianyu on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Wu, you have to look forward as a person. Remember, follow your brother Ma, and let you enjoy the delicious food in the future, so how can you stay there.

Drinking soup in this poor mountain valley!”

"That's it, that's it!" Wu Tianyu kept nodding and said, "I'm not hiding it from Brother Ma. In fact, when I saw Brother Ma, I was attracted by the heroic and sturdy manners on Brother Ma. Brother Ma,

It’s the legendary Green Forest hero, and I can’t help but make people feel the urge to worship him!”

Ma Lianshun touched his beard. Although he couldn't quite understand what Wu Tianyu was saying, he heard that Wu Tianyu had also studied in school before, so this sounded quite comfortable.

As soon as Ma Lianshun left, his beard came back and said to Wu Tianyu: "Xiao Wu, the head of the company is calling everyone to discuss matters. Can you make all the things here? If you can do them, hurry up and take them up. Everyone is hungry."

"It's all right, I'll take it over now!" Wu Tianyu agreed, but he wanted to laugh in his heart. These bandits are doing it very formally. They will discuss it together if they have something to do. Could it be that the spring breeze of democracy first came from ancient times?

A bandit's nest blew up?

The place where bandits discuss matters is called Juyi Hall. You can tell it is a very vulgar name at first glance. Juyi Hall is the best big wooden house in the entire bandit me, and it lives in the center among the many wooden houses in the bandit's nest.

It also occupies a large area. Of course, this place is not only a place for bandits to hold meetings, but also serves as a restaurant and night school. Wu Tianyu has seen the head of the family working hard to learn cultural knowledge with his dog-headed military advisor several times.

, Wu Tianyu wanted to go in several times and became an addicted to being a teacher. Do you understand what Chinese pinyin is? How many words can you learn in a day by memorizing so rotely?

OK, I'm going to go far. At this time, the house was already crowded, and the bandits were sitting or standing in a mess, picking their feet, spitting, and cursing loudly, making the big room that was originally a bit elegant

The smoke was itchy, like a bunch of flies that suddenly flew into a high-end restaurant that made a living by eating shit. How disgusting it would be. Wu Tianyu looked up at the big word "Yi" hanging in the house, thinking that if he were that

It is a wooden sign that I have to find an axe and chop it as firewood.

The head of the house sat quietly on a chair under the wooden sign, closing her eyes and frowned slightly. She seemed to be thinking about some annoying sorrow, turning a deaf ear to the noise around her. She was still wearing the big red body

She sat there softly and weakly as the bandits shouted, scolded and laughed, like a gentle sheep walking in the wrong way. She accidentally entered the wolf's den, and the whole picture was very

It's strange and inexplicable.

The bandits are typical of organized and undisciplined. As long as the boss doesn't say anything, they don't have the awareness of actively shutting up and being a good baby, so no one wants to stop their mouths. Seeing Wu Tianyu and the others holding breakfast

When they came in, they all rushed up like hungry wolves pounced on their food.

Amid the noise, the head of the house finally opened his eyes, quietly looking at the subordinates who were shouting and scolding in the hall. "Everyone can relieve me! You turtle lambs, you can't block your mouth if you have something to eat.

?Buzzing, like a group of flies, can you let people pass? Who is the fuck? I pinch his eggs!" The head of the house completely transformed, and his beautiful face was suddenly covered with hideousness.

The eyes of the bandits were extremely fierce, like a murderous female tiger staring at a group of trembling local dogs.

Thunder roared in the flat ground, like a noisy bird, suddenly a lion roar broke out in the forest. All the bandits in the hall shut their mouths obediently, and the hall that was noisy just now was like a vegetable market was silent. The bandits immediately sat and stood.

He became straight and dignified, and everyone on his face kept a serious expression, as if he was holding a high-level military meeting that determined the life and death of the country.

"Puff..." Wu Tianyu, who was originally lazily leaning against the pillars of the corridor, laughed out loudly. It turned out that this boss was still a rock singer. Don't let her suddenly have a sad song.

Love songs and deceit.

"Who is it?" The head of the house roared the lion, which made everyone's eardrums hurt: "Get in!"

The bandits turned their gaze to Wu Tianyu in unison. Wu Tianyu pointed at him and asked in disbelief: "Am I?"

Didn’t you say that the bandits are the most loyal? Didn’t you see the big word “righteous” behind? Wu Tianyu came to the head with grief and anger in the sympathetic eyes of the bandits.

He laughed and said, "Boss, are you looking for me? But today's breakfast is not satisfied? If you have any dissatisfaction, I will change it afterwards!"

"I'll ask you, were you laughing just now?" The head of the house stared at Wu Tianyu tightly.

"No!" Wu Tianyu said without blushing and without panting, "I'm having breakfast, why are you laughing at?"

"Be careful in the future." I don't know if there are relatives in the head of the family visiting him, but today I don't seem to be entangled. I pointed at Wu Tianyu and said, "Please keep your holes in the future. Don't laugh when I speak!"

With extremely enthusiastic and admirable eyes, the bandits watched Wu Tianyu escape in front of the head of the family, and then neatly bury their heads to make meals. The scene was so lively, like a pig in a pigpen scrambled for food.

At this time, Ma Lianshun suddenly came to the head of the head and asked, "The head of the head, the head of the head of the Qinglongzhai, a few days ago, did the head of the head of the house send someone to worship the mountain? Have you thought about it?"

The head of the house frowned and swallowed the food in his mouth. He snorted coldly: "Don't think about that. Uncle Hao handed Qingfeng Village to me for a few days. I won't let the village be copied to me.

The hand was eaten by someone else.”

Ma Lianshun continued: "The head of the family, actually the conditions for Yang Dada's boss are really good, so you can consider this matter again."

The head of the house narrowed his eyes to a slit, and his eyes showed a bit of murderous aura, full of danger, but her tone became more gentle and gentle and even had a bit of tenderness and tenderness: "Brother Ma, is it your last name?

What benefits did that bastard Yang promise you?"

Ma Lianshun smiled and said, "The benefits of Yang Dazhuan are for his brothers. He said that if he joins his partner, the second leader of Qinglong Village will be kept for you. Our brothers will enter Qinglong Village, and our brothers will come to Qinglong Village.

You can do business without restrictions, and we brothers get half of it, and their people get the other half. This is really good, so the head of the company should consider it again!”

"What if I don't agree?" The head of the house glanced at the person who was listening with his ears on his back, and snorted coldly.

"The head of the family!" Ma Lianshun suddenly slapped the table and shouted, immediately attracting everyone's attention.

"The head of the family, our Qingfeng Village was built by our old brothers who worked hard with Boss Hao. Boss Hao is in power, and our brothers are all convinced!" At this point, Ma Lianshun suddenly sneered: "But Boss Hao is gone,

But I passed the foundation of Qingfeng Village to you, the newcomer. We have all received the kindness of Boss Hao, who did he designate? Brothers will still kowtow. But the head of the family, how many have you decided since you led us brothers?

Rules? What is the robbery of wealth and not the fate, the robbery of wealth and not the sex, the elderly, the weak, women and children, the elderly, the weak, the robbery, the elderly, the elderly, the wife, the young, the fertile, the fertile, the fertile, the fertile, the fertile, the fertile, the fertile, the fertile, the fertile, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the tyrant, the

It’s not a rich man who opens a good house! Brothers put their heads on their belts, but they just want a bowl of happy meals. But according to your rules, who else can we rob in this world? Brothers aren’t it

They are all about to starve to death? Brothers, let’s take a look. Although our Qingfeng Village was not very rich in the past, they had wine and meat every meal. What are they eating now? We are not rabbits!"

Ma Lianshun's words were reasonable and immediately made everyone silent. The whole hall was so quiet that even the sound of needle falling to the ground could be heard. Wu Tianyu was a person who loved watching the fun and couldn't help but move forward.

The head of the family was silent for a long time before saying, "We are bandits, right? My father was also a hero who could run on his arms. He couldn't read and didn't teach me how to read. But he told me that there is a saying in the thief.

Even if you are a low-ranking job, the rope in your heart cannot be crooked."

"The head of the family!" Before the head of the family could finish his words, Ma Lianshun sneered: "We brothers have heard of Boss Ye's deeds, and we admire him very much. But Boss Ye is now dead yet

Under the knife of the government, since we have eaten this bowl of rice, what are we doing? We all have people who are today but not tomorrow, and we don’t have so much conscience to others.”

"Since that's the case, there's nothing to say!" The headmaster said coldly: "As long as I'm still in Qingfeng Village for a day, I will never allow anyone to make up the idea of ​​our Qingfeng Village."

"The head of the family, I advise you to be more conscious and not to lead us to join the head of the head of the Yang family, otherwise don't blame the brothers for being polite!" Ma Lianshun said without hesitation.

"Oh, is that?" A strange arc was pulled up at the corner of the head of the house's mouth: "I want to see how you plan to be rude to me."

"The head of the family, we have already said all the good things." Ma Lianshun said: "I'll ask you again last time, is the head of the family going to do it with us?"

"So what if I don't do it?" The head of the house stood up and stared at him.

"Since that's the case, the head of the family doesn't blame the brothers for not being sympathetic. You must use your head to use it as a letter of fame to Yang Dazhong! Take action!" Ma Lianshun shouted suddenly.

With Ma Lianshun's order, his original subordinates immediately stood behind him. Of course, there were also loyalists in the head, and they also stood behind her.

Both sides were about to break out. At this time, the crowded side always had the advantage. The head and Ma Lianshun also looked at the soy sauce bandits at the same time. Under the stare of these two bigwigs, the remaining bandits had to start to each other.

Choose a side station and gather on both sides.

In the end, the bandits who were originally united had become two distinct factions, with an open space of about a square in the middle, leaving Wu Tianyu standing alone.

The two clearly divided sides drew out their weapons and pointed at each other to curse each other. Wu Tianyu stood pitifully in the open space in the middle, like a little sheep surrounded by a pack of wolves, innocent and panic, and no one spoke in the hall.

The murderous aura is like a pair of powerful husband's hands, which tightly pinched everyone's neck, making people feel suffocated. The smell of gunpowder in the air is extremely strong. With just an inconspicuous little spark, the entire hall will explode.

Wu Tianyu stood in the center, looking up at the sky forty-five degrees. Life is really lonely like snow. Imagine that more than hundreds of weapons are facing him, and the battle between the two sides is about to break out, so the first thing to bear is naturally the stand

In the middle of Wu Tianyu, that is to say, if nothing unexpected happens, he will be the first to be killed. This has nothing to do with his position, but only with his position. Wu Tianyu cursed in his heart, you have breakfast.

As for bringing all the guys around? Hello, that guy, can you collect your Fangtian Painting Ji? It’s so painful to see!

The people on both sides turned their attention to Wu Tianyu, the only one who did not choose a side, "Xiao Wu, why are you still standing there? Which side do you choose?"

What do you think I am willing to stand here? I am so scared that I dare not move! Who did I mess with him? Wu Tianyu was almost crying, and he squeezed out a smile that was even worse than crying: "Dear men, I

It's just a so-called soybean. It's not my business if you beat you. Otherwise, I'll go back to the kitchen to cook." (To be continued...)