Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

Wu Tianyu had all the troubles along the way, either he was hungry or he had stomachache or he was tired. Little Pineapple said impatiently: "Third brother, can you find you don't

Trouble in the area? Why do you keep staring at your stomach and cause trouble? Have you considered how it feels?"

"Aren't you just asking you to "sup"?" Wu Tianyu was furious: "Don't I calm down if you untie the rope on my body?"

"There is no way!" Little Pineapple rolled her eyes: "What kind of 'nature' are you? I don't know yet? Third brother, I advise you to take a break. Anyway, I will never untie you if I don't have the capital.

Yes. When you arrive in the capital, you will not be under my control. Even if you want to demolish the capital, it will have nothing to do with me."

"Okay! My stomach hurts again!" Wu Tianyu said: "I want to get into a big size! If you don't untie it, I will pull it in my crotch. Keep it smelly all the way."

"It's okay!" Little Pineapple said shamefully: "When you pull it in your crotch, I will send you back to put it together with the people in Qingfeng Village. I see if you have no face or I have no face."

"You are cruel!" Wu Tianyu was very depressed. The fat man's shame was just as good as he had.

After rushing through the moon and the road for a few days, on this day, 20,000 people finally came to a boundary monument with the two big words "Beijing" engraved on it. The little pineapple finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Wu Tianyu next to him smiled and said, "Third brother, don't be sad about your face. Now you're in the capital. If you stay for a while, you will be free. You can have fun as much as you want!"

"Hmph! Wu Tianyu snorted coldly: "I tell you that when I arrived in the capital, I will go to the emperor to sue you. I will say that the officers and soldiers abuse the good people, and it depends on how you end up!"

"Haha!" Xiao Pineapple laughed and said, "It's okay. Third brother, you'll just sue it! But I think he is the first person to scold you when you see Your Majesty!"[

As the little pineapple finished speaking, a heart-wrenching voice came from a distance: "Third brother, my good third brother, my miserable third brother!"

Wu Tianyu sniffed, poked the little pineapple and said, "By the way, you can't look at the calendar when you go out? Look at this bad luck. As soon as you go to the capital, you will meet someone who will attend the funeral!"

Little Pineapple's face became very strange: "Three brother, aren't you the most afraid of death? Why do you curse yourself to die!"

"Fuck!" Wu Tianyu cursed: "You cursed yourself to die, you perverted. I have tied me all the way, and I cursed you to be tied up by your wife when you go home!"

"Well, this position has a strong taste!" Little Pineapple was not angry at all and said with a smile: "It's better to try it with your brother and sister after you go back! By the way, don't forget to tell me and my elder brother how it tastes like.

.”

"Third brother!" At this moment, the owner of the crying voice had already rushed to the front of him. Then he hugged Wu Tianyu: "Third brother, you finally come back. I miss you so much!"

"Stop! Stop!" Wu Tianyu hurriedly struggled to escape. This bright and bright world was in broad daylight. He openly played such a majestic posture. If someone saw it, he would think that my orientation was wrong. Wu Tianyu shouted.

: "Let go! If you don't let go, I'll just scream! Who are you?"

"Huh? Third brother, are you showing off?" The man helped Wu Tianyu up and looked at him strangely: "Why have you walked all the way? Are you still crazy? Who am I? I am your eldest brother.

Who else can I be?"

Little Pineapple smiled apologetically: "Brother, don't force him! Our third brothers are crazy again, and they are not yet ready!"

"No wonder!" The man smiled and looked at Wu Tianyu being tied into a rice dumpling. He couldn't help but say strangely: "Third brother, the more crazy you are, the heavier you are, the more taste you taste. Why do you think of tie yourself up like this?

?Could you get some special pleasure in this way? Come on, tell me how it tastes like?”

"Two brothers, I admit defeat, can't I succeed?" Wu Tianyu was almost crying. How could these two people be ashamed of this? Even though it was him, in front of these two people, he always felt that the "fuck" seemed to be just a recharge.

The same value.

"Third brother!" the man said with a smile: "I am so happy to be my brother when I see you coming back safely! Okay, don't stand here. If you have any problems, let's go to the palace first!"

"Ah?" Wu Tianyu shouted: "I have been a bandit for a few days. Are you going to castrate me? If I don't go, I won't die! I tell you that as a man, my head will be broken.

, Blood can flow, but eggs cannot turn into egg yolks!”

"What a mess? I mean, my father is still waiting for you in the palace! Shouldn't you just come back and pay a visit to him?"

"Father...Father?" Wu Tianyu looked at the person in front of him in disbelief: "You just said Father? Don't tell me, your father is the current emperor?"[

"Yes!" the man nodded and said, "Is there any problem?"

"No!" Wu Tianyu swallowed dryly, but he secretly called me in his heart. This bastard called me third brother and said that the emperor was his father. If he did this, wouldn't I also be a prince? Hahaha, I

Just say, it is obviously unscientific to become a bandit when traveling through time. Only such an identity is worthy of my identity as a young man when traveling through time.

The team moved forward again, but Wu Tianyu discovered that the originally 20,000 troops did not follow Wu Tianyu and the others to continue moving forward, but began to move in the direction of Bi. It seemed that he was preparing to return to the military camp, leaving only a few.

People are protecting Wu Tianyu and his party. No wonder, they have arrived in the capital, so there is probably no danger.

When Wu Tianyu saw the tall walls of the capital, he wanted to bite off his tongue. In the past, when looking at historical things, he always talked about how majestic the capitals of various dynasties were, but Wu Tianyu didn't believe it. Wu Tianyu didn't believe it.

I have always believed that no matter how majestic it is, due to the limitations of productivity, it must be just a boast of history books. But when Wu Tianyu really saw the majesty of the capital, all doubts disappeared, and the facts were in front of me, so Wu Tianyu could not help but

If you don't believe it, it seems that I still underestimate the wisdom and strength of the ancestors of the Chinese nation. Wu Tianyu is like this, let alone the local bunkers in Qingfeng Village, who stretched their heads and looked curiously

Everything around him also made "tsk tsk" sounds of admiration from time to time.

The two brothers looked at the bandit behind, then looked at Wu Tianyu, and said in a low voice: "Third brother, we are entering the palace this time, look, there is no need for you to bring them into the palace.

Bar?"

"No?" Wu Tianyu rolled his eyes and said, "It's all my place. What's wrong with me taking my men to visit the palace?" In fact, the real reason is that although Wu Tianyu is excited about entering the palace, he is not aware of the unknown.

Things will be scared. Wu Tianyu simply wanted to pull the bandits from Qingfeng Village to give himself courage.

"Isn't that good?" Xiao Pineapple said hesitantly: "There are rules everywhere in the palace, and there are also guard posts of the imperial guards. If these bandits accidentally make a strange move, they will be killed as if they are killed, third brother,

Do you think you deserve them?"

"No way? That's so serious?" Wu Tianyu asked in disbelief.

The two nodded at the same time and looked at Wu Tianyu with contempt: "Third brother, although you are crazy again, your IQ has also decreased? Do you not understand this simple truth?"

"Haha! I really don't know!" Wu Tianyu smiled awkwardly: "Then how do you ask for them? If you ask for them to be sent to a prison, I will be anxious about you!"

"No, no! Third brother, don't worry!" The man who recognized himself as a prince smiled and said, "Actually, I have already thought about it and just let them go to your house. Anyway, your house is big,

It is still more than enough to place these people."

"My family?" Wu Tianyu said strangely: "No matter how big my family is, there are 1,800 people here, and it is not a palace? How can it be settled?"

"Your family!" The two of them smiled at the same time and explained: "Even if there are a few more waves of such people, they can still be settled!"

Good, it seems that I am really a big family and a big business. Wu Tianyu nodded: "Since that's the case, let's take them to my house first!" Well, let the head of the family look at it. In addition to having a handsome face, I decided to

His wisdom and rich family property are really the right choice for being a husband. In this way, the head of the family fell in love with me without reservation? Is he too smart?

He called some people and asked them to take the bandits to Wu Tianyu's home in the capital. Wu Tianyu was a little worried and walked among the bandits and said, "Brothers, I want to go to the palace first, you can follow me first."

They went to my house they said, don’t be polite after you go, and you will eat and drink whatever you want, even if you let it go!”

"The Second Head!" Hu Zi said with a bitter face: "Why did you seem to be eating a silence? It's not auspicious!"

"Shut up!" Wu Tianyu cursed unyieldingly: "Look at you who are uneducated, why don't you know how to read more books? I can't understand the spirit well if I speak seriously? When I go back

I'll settle the score with you in the future!”

Wu Tianyu walked to the head of the house and said, "The head of the house..."

The head of the family ignored Wu Tianyu and said nothing, but just hugged the little copper bell sleeping in his arms tightly. In fact, the more he walked towards the capital, Wu Tianyu found that the head of the family became more and more taciturn. The head of the family lowered his head and quietly calmed down.

The land and the bandits made Wu Tianyu very embarrassed.

Behind Wu Tianyu, Juhuaguan squeezed his eyes at Xiao Pineapple: "Second brother, is that our new brother and sister?" (To be continued...)

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