Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

"Second brother, is that our new brother and sister?" Juhuaguan smiled at Xiao Pineapple in a lewd manner.

"Yes!" Xiao Pineapple said with a savory look on her face: "I don't know where the third brother got such a good relationship with women. He can bring back a woman by going far away, and each one is more beautiful than the other. Let's see again

Look at me! You have to throw away the goods!"

"Second brother silent!" Juhuaguan hurriedly reminded: "Second brother and sister are just pregnant. If this is what she hears, second brother, don't you want to live in my East Palace for a year?"

"Aren't we brothers talking about this?" Xiao Pineapple hurriedly smiled and said, "I just complain. It's so hard to serve pregnant women. I almost cut myself into half!"

It seems that this topic is the pain in Xiao Pineapple's heart. He quickly changed a topic. Xiao Pineapple smiled strangely and said to Juhuaguan: "I said, brother, your proposal is a bit bad. Now you let this new brother and sister three.

I took it home, but my third brother's mother-in-law's temper, can't I lift the roof of my house?"

"That's it! I'll feel unhappy when I see my third brother hugging him left and right, and if I don't make him feel unhappy, I'll feel unhappy!" As if I realized that this was too nude, Juhuaguan smiled again and said

: "Actually, after all, I'm still helping my third brother. With his temper, it's probably difficult to deal with when he gets better. It's better to let everyone accept this while he's not clear about it now.

fact."

"Yes!" Little Pineapple raised his thumb and said, "Brother is really a role model for brothers!"

"That's right!" Juhua Guan nodded ashamedly: "When will the second brother want to get people at home? Why not learn the trick of the third brother? It has no reason to talk to the madman!"

"But brother. Would you feel sorry for your younger brother and sister?" Xiao Pineapple suddenly felt a little worried: "She was weak after giving birth. She thought she would be separated from her third brother forever. Now, although the third brother has come back well, she has given her another

Bringing back a sister. Do you think it will make her feel a little unbearable?"[

"Yeah!" Juhua Guan touched her chin and nodded seriously: "That third brother, do you have a good idea?"

Wu Tianyu finally sent away the abnormal boss, and then followed Juhuaguan and Xiao Pineapple to the palace. Before Wu Tianyu could sigh at the majesty and magnificence of the palace, he saw a hurry not far away

An old man ran over.

I am indeed a person who loves everyone and blooms when flowers bloom. Wu Tianyu thought to himself that not only women from eight to eighty years old were attracted by me, but now they have surpassed their gender. This makes

What should I do? I heard that the gay man is more sensitive. If I tell the old man directly, I am still a straight man. Would that old man want to jump into the city wall and commit suicide?

Just as Wu Tianyu was thinking about it, he saw Juhuaguan and Little Pineapple retreating from Wu Tianyu in a hurry, and even the crowd who had been in charge of defending retreated. Wu Tianyu was still strange,

The old man came up and kicked Wu Tianyu.

The old man followed Wu Tianyu and beaten to the ground. Wu Tianyu was so angry that he screamed: "Hey, you two said just now that we are good brothers! Someone has committed a murder in the street, and you don't know.

Just take care of it? Hey, it hurts! It hurts! Stop hitting it!"

"Third brother, please be blessed!" Juhuaguan shouted: "He wants to hit you, no one in the world can care about it! Elders beat younger generations, that is, when you go to the horizon, you can't argue.

of!"

"Why!" Wu Tianyu was chased away like a rabbit and suddenly became ruthless: "Hey, old man! Don't blame me for not warning you, be careful that I will be ruthless and beat you up!

Then, don’t say that I don’t know how to respect the elderly!”

Old Man Shen was also very angry. He increased his strength after hearing this and cursed, "You little brat. It's okay if you are not serious! Do you know that Yingxue had just finished giving birth and was physically and mentally weak, and once you disappeared, you were two.

Months, there is no news at all! Seeing that I won’t beat you to death, I’ll let Yingxue offend!” As he said that, the offensive became even more fierce.

"Damn! Old man!" Wu Tianyu stood up and shouted, "Don't think I can't beat you! You have the affair to untie the rope on me, let's fight one by one! Oh, stop hitting me!"

When Wu Tianyu, who was in a mess, was brought to the emperor, Wu Tianyu was about to worship the big ceremony, but he heard the emperor ask: "What's wrong with you? Why did you make such a mess?"

Finally, he heard a human word. Wu Tianyu was almost moved to tears. It seemed that this must be his father's suspicion. Wu Tianyu called out with a look: "Ama! My life is so miserable!"

"Emperor?" the emperor asked in surprise: "What is this strange name?"

Old Man Shen was a little more knowledgeable. He explained embarrassedly after hearing this: "Your Majesty forgive me! This kid is talking nonsense. Ama seems to be the language of the Jurchen tribe, as if it means his father."

"I didn't believe it in the news about Polo," the emperor sneered: "It seems that he is really crazy. Even I don't know who it is!"

"Ah? Are you not my father?" Wu Tianyu asked in surprise.[

"This is my father!" Juhuaguan could only explain with a stingy forehead: "It has nothing to do with you!"

"Then didn't you say it earlier?" Wu Tianyu felt aggrieved: "Huh? No, aren't we brothers?" Why is your father not my father?"

"We are just sworn brothers, not brothers!"

"Where are you playing tricks on me?" Wu Tianyu glanced at Juhua: "How can you induce others to recognize their father indiscriminately? You are very unkind!"

Before Wu Tianyu could finish his slander, he was hit by a good Duan Inkstone. Suddenly, Wu Tianyu's body was covered with ink. The emperor was a little angry: "I smashed you, the bastard of the king and father to death!

"The emperor cursed: "Ah! I have been so inappropriate that I have to go to be a bandit. Where do you put the court's face?"

Wu Tianyu wanted to wipe the ink from his body, and finally put the seemingly valuable Duan inkstone in his pocket. But Wu Tianyu did not dare to move around. The emperors on TV often gave people out of the Meridian Gate and beheaded.

And it seems that the emperor in front of him seemed very angry. It is said that accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger. For his own life, it is better not to act rashly. Wu Tianyu had to bow his head honestly and apologize: "I'm wronged!

”

"Unforgivable?" The emperor did not make any sense: "Do you know how many people in the capital are worried about you? Do you know that without your news, my million taels of silver has not been settled?"

The emperor became more and more angry as he spoke, so he wanted to "touch" some things around him and smash them at Wu Tianyu, and there was a teacup on his hand.

Wu Tianyu was quick-witted and grabbed the teacup in front of the emperor, and said righteously: "It's not a matter of your duty, I'll do it myself!" After that, he gently threw the teacup on himself.

"You bastard!" The emperor was so angry that he cursed, and he didn't want any of the emperor's majesty.

Wu Tianyu never knew that an emperor could talk so much, and spent so much time just to criticize himself. Of course, it also made Wu Tianyu re-recognize his life value. In the emperor's mouth, this earth is simply leaving him.

I won't turn around.

After finally ending the riot bombing against Wu Tianyu, the emperor seemed to be tired, or he felt that it was really unwise to waste saliva against a lunatic like Wu Tianyu. The emperor finally waved his hand and let the

Old man Shen took Wu Tianyu home and taught him a lesson alone.

On the carriage, Wu Tianyu looked at Old Man Shen, who was not good-looking, and hid himself while sneering, "Don't always look at me with such eyes. I feel a little uneasy."

"Hmph!" Old Man Shen snorted coldly and suddenly asked, "Are you really crazy again?"

"No crazy! No crazy!" Wu Tianyu hurriedly explained: "At most, I have amnesia. These two diseases, one is a psychiatric department and the other is a neurology department, which is not a little bit different."

"Why don't you come back to report your safety?" Old man Shen said, showing signs of going wild again.

"Didn't I lose my memory? I don't remember anything!"

"It's so great!" Old Man Shen shouted angrily: "I really don't know how you, a kid, grew up. The last time you were scared of a snake, you could get sick. Do you want to mess with us?"

"This is nothing to do." Wu Tianyu said with a smile: "Everything is destined by God! If you want to blame, you can blame this thief, it has nothing to do with me."

"Hmph! You talk to me now. I'll see if you're back home later, how can you explain to Yingxue?"

"Well, let me ask, you said Yingxue. In a sense, it should be my wife, right?"

"What? She just gave birth to a daughter for you. Do you still want to admit that you are so kissing?"

"Ah? Even a child?" Wu Tianyu said in surprise: "I didn't expect that I would like to be a father again?"

"And?" Old Man Shen said with a bad look: "You try another one?"

"No... nothing!"

"If you don't explain this matter clearly to me today, do you believe it or not, I will knock your legs?" Old man Shen was so angry that his hair and beard were wide open.

"It's just a little thing, I just sighed, why should you be so serious about being a human being?"

The carriage stopped gently, and Wu Tianyu hurriedly rolled and crawled out of the car. This old man was so scary. If he continued to interrogate him like this, I would probably have to explain it several times.

Wu Tianyu looked at the building full of rich postmodern style in front of him, and was so shocked that he wanted to stuff an egg into his mouth. It seems that this place may indeed be made by me. At this moment, there was a short distance.

When the two stunning beauties saw Wu Tianyu, they were so excited that they burst into tears. Then they ran towards them like a swallow throwing into the forest. (To be continued...)

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