Rebirth of America: The American Drama System
Chapter 183 A fully functional dwarf
Texas.
Cooper's house.
Ding dong!
"Owen, Leonard!"
Sheldon's mother, Mary Cooper, opened the door, her eyes lit up, and she greeted her warmly.
"Mrs. Cooper! ×3!"
The four of them said hello three times.
"come on in!"
Mary Cooper stepped aside and smiled.
She knew exactly the purpose of Owen and others' visit, because she was the one who called them to come!
"Pull (mispronunciation) right, or can't talk to women?"
Mary Cooper patted Rajesh and started her racial discrimination speech again: "You know, we have a pastor in our church, and she will be happy to help you get rid of this third-world disease you don't know what to call. The evil disease!"
Owen frowned and then calmed down.
Texas is the birthplace of the American cowboy. The folk customs here are tough, so it is particularly xenophobic, and there is more or less racial discrimination for both men and women.
Owen has been here for several years and has known this for a long time. For example, Mary Cooper once ridiculed the people on the other side as having small eyes.
"It seems that I was doing the right thing after being Missy's big brother all those years~"
Owen thought in his mind, and the slight guilt he felt towards Mary Cooper suddenly disappeared.
"Shelly! Your friends are here!"
cried Mary Cooper.
"What are you doing here?"
Sheldon walked out and asked unhappily.
"Sorry, Sheldon, we made a mistake."
Leonard saw Owen and the other three looking at him, tilted his head, and stepped forward helplessly: "Come back with us!"
"No!"
Sheldon said angrily: "I can never go back. Because of you, I have become the laughing stock of everyone and my career has suffered an unprecedented setback. From now on, I can only stay in Texas and explain to these superstitious believers what science is." and truth…”
"Watch your words!"
Mary Cooper's face turned cold and she shouted in a deep voice: "Faith is not superstition, and science is just a kind of belief."
"Science is not faith!"
Sheldon retorted: "Science is truth and fact!"
"That's your personal opinion!"
Mary Cooper said coldly.
Sheldon and Mary Cooper stared at each other, neither of them willing to compromise. After a while, Sheldon turned around and said, "I forgive you, let's go!"
Rather than staying in Texas and being 'tortured' by his mother, a devout believer, he would rather go back and accept the ridicule of his colleagues. At least everyone believes that science is the only truth!
"Wow~"
Howard whispered: "It seems we are not the only ones who will bear Sheldon's 'doctrine of truth'!"
"This is the second vibration!"
Sheldon stared at Howard with bulging eyes.
"Damn!"
Howard's expression changed and he regretted: "Damn Vulcan hearing!"
Thinking of striking out and receiving Sheldon's education, Howard complained: "How about we go back? If Sheldon likes to stay in his hometown, let him stay in his hometown."
"gone!"
Owen greeted, "Goodbye, Mrs. Cooper!"
A few days later.
Downstairs of TBBT apartment.
Stewart's Comic Shop.
"Hey guys!"
"Leonard, what are you doing here?"
The four Irvings were reading comics. When Leonard opened the door and came in, Rajesh asked in confusion.
"What's wrong?"
Leonard said in surprise: "Isn't tonight comic night?"
"yes."
Howard answered with a lewd smile and said, "But since you and Penny applauded for love, we think tonight should be a sex night."
"..."
Leonard rolled his eyes and complained: "There's more to life than applauding for love!"
"We know, but we strongly recommend that you clap for love day and night."
Rajesh smiled and said: "Because when Penny dumps you, you will be single again all year round. It is not impossible to even live alone!"
"Penny won't dump me~"
Leonard defended, and then asked in a lack of confidence: "Why did Penny dump me?"
"Too short, too short, too short!"
Howard winked and said, "Compared to Penny's previous boyfriends, what do you think you have strengths in?"
Leonard thought about it again and again, and found to his dismay that he really didn't seem to have any merit.
"Does anyone agree that Penny will dump Leonard within a month?"
Howard said sarcastically.
"agree!"
"agree!"
"disagree!"
Sheldon and Rajesh both raised their hands in agreement, and Irving's disapproval made Leonard's eyes shine with hope again.
"Owen?"
"Don't be depressed."
Owen patted Leonard on the shoulder and comforted: "Do you remember what I told you before? You and Penny have a special fate. No matter how many boyfriends she has had, as long as you have your heart, she will eventually Back in your arms."
"real?"
Leonard felt that Owen's words sounded strange, but his attention was attracted by Owen's words that 'he can finally get Penny', and he said excitedly.
"real!"
Owen's lips curled up: "Don't worry about how short you are. No matter how short you are, you are still a fully functional dwarf. Go online more when you have time and study the fine dramas of Fernande Valley. Believe me, you can do it!" "
"I prefer Rejing, Daoben, 8 Gold, Pirates of the Caribbean, Laity..."
Howard was shocked and blurted out a series of professional words. When everyone looked over, he shrugged and said, "As you know, these brands are more technical and more in line with our physical conditions~"
"Yes!"
Irving looked at the short statures of Leonard and Howard and agreed: "I was wrong. Leonard, listen to Howard. He is still very knowledgeable in theory."
Leonard glanced at Howard with disgust.
"Wait a minute."
Howard was very unhappy with Leonard's disgusted look. He suddenly thought of something and shouted: "Leonard, do you still remember our agreement? When you have a girlfriend, you must ask your girlfriend to introduce you to me." A girlfriend.”
"There is no such thing."
Leonard's face froze, and he lowered his head and denied.
"have!"
Sheldon's daily stab: "September 13, 2005, Los Angeles, Science Center, you and Howard had this agreement!"
"Thanks for reminding me!"
Leonard was defeated by Sheldon's high-definition image memory. He caught a glimpse of Howard rubbing his hands with a look of eagerness on his face, and said sarcastically unhappily.
"You are welcome."
Sheldon smiled cutely, completely unable to accept Leonard's sarcasm, leaving Leonard with no other options.
"Why didn't I know?"
Rajesh said dissatisfied: "I also want Penny to introduce me to my girlfriend."
"Because you have a bad bladder."
Sheldon said seriously: "Every time something happens, you can't stop peeing."
"..."
Rajesh was speechless.
The dignified Indian Iron Man is a complete joke in the United States. Not only does he not dare to talk to women, he is often scared to the point of peeing. He is confused about the male dog Xiao Guizi. He is also afraid of being expelled. He keeps mocking his own country and the United States. The malice is truly full...
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