Rebirth of America: The American Drama System
Chapter 185 The Strongest Matchmaker in History
TBBT Apartments.
Room 4A.
"Guys, what are we waiting for? Let's go! Don't keep my future child waiting any fucking long."
Howard opened the door and came in, tightened his suit and said with a proud smile.
"Is it too late for me to regret it now?"
Penny complained: "I'm afraid I will be shot in the dark by my friends!"
"Ha ha!"
Howard pointed at Penny and made a funny curve at the corner of his mouth: "You are so funny, but you can tell me more about my future child's fucking situation!"
"Bernadette is not the mother of your future child!"
Penny heard the harsh words and corrected her: "I'm just responsible for the introduction. Whether you succeed or not depends on you, and it's only this time!"
After saying this, Penny glared at Leonard: "If you still look for me, we can finish playing!"
"How about that..."
Howard was dissatisfied. He didn't have much confidence that he could succeed in one go.
"Just this once, just this once!"
Leonard was stunned by Penny's eyes. He quickly interrupted Howard and raised his hands to promise: "If Howard doesn't succeed, we don't need to worry about him! Haha~"
"I'm very optimistic about you, Howard!"
Owen smiled meaningfully and said, "Because of your dedicated attitude of 'falling in love is for getting married', I have a hunch that you will succeed this time!"
"real?"
Howard raised his head and said happily.
"certainly!"
Owen nodded and said with a smile: "The world is so big and full of wonders. Maybe you and this Bernadette are very destined, and she will be the mother of your future child!"
"Exclusive love?"
Penny rolled her eyes and said, "Does he have a choice? As long as a person, not even a woman, is willing to be with him, he will agree!"
"Why don't you say that even people are not limited!"
Howard said unhappily.
"It's really possible!"
Everyone followed Penny's gaze and looked at Rajesh, who was silent in the background.
"I'm not Rajesh!"
Howard emphasized: "I don't have pets!"
Rajesh waved his hands wildly, but no one paid him any attention...
"But you have a robot girlfriend and a robot reporter!"
Sheldon stabs himself every day.
"..."
Howard was speechless, glared at Sheldon's back, and greeted again: "Let's go!"
"ok."
Penny stood up reluctantly and saw Owen sitting there with a smile watching the fun. She rolled her eyes and said, "Owen, why don't you take Karen with us? Let's go on a date with 6 people, and the atmosphere will be more exciting." good!"
"no!"
Howard shouted: "Irving is gone, what else can I do?"
"You are quite insightful."
Penny glanced at Howard in surprise.
She took the initiative to invite Irving to go, but she didn't mean to completely ruin the date. Anyway, she introduced a female friend to Howard according to Leonard's request, but failed in the end, which was the best ending.
"You go ahead."
Owen laughed.
Among the Big Bang Seven, there are three women, Penny, Bernadette, and Amy, who will be the wives of Leonard, Howard, and Sheldon respectively.
Based on Owen's aesthetics, Amy directly ruled it out and didn't even need to score. Penny had a score of 4 or 5, hovering on the edge of the passing line. Only Bernadette could score a 6 because of her broad mind.
In the future, it will be Bernadette who sings and dances all kinds of things about Rajesh, not the goddess Penny they all agree on. Except that Bernadette is the wife of Howard, Rajesh's good friend with guy tendencies, among them Bernadette Dieter's petite and exquisite but extremely hot figure may not be one of the important reasons.
Men, because of the influence of genes, have always looked at women with a broad mind in a different light...
"Shit!"
After the three Howards left, Rajesh cursed bitterly: "Not only did you not take me with you, but you also satirized me like this, drawing a circle and cursing you to become a snake! No! You didn't even have a chance to get on base!"
Owen took a deep look at Rajesh and said with a faint smile: "Rajesh, what are you more upset about is Howard mocking you, or Howard going on a date?"
"Of course he was mocking me!"
Rajesh said guiltily and lowered his head.
"hehe."
Owen smiled slightly.
From Owen's point of view, what Rajesh cares more about is that once Howard finds a girlfriend, Rajesh will become a real single. The days when good gay friends often accompany him will be gone forever. How sad that will be. ah……
Around nine o'clock.
"Where's Howard?"
Rajesh took a sip of red wine and asked Penny and Leonard who came in.
"You can't believe it when I say it!"
Leonard was shocked: "Howard actually fell in love with Penny's friend Bernadette. We came back first, and Howard sent Bernadette off alone."
"Really~"
Rajesh took another sip and muttered: "So lucky..."
Owen smiled playfully: "The key is that Penny is a good matchmaker!"
"I'm still dizzy."
Penny slumped down on the sofa and murmured: "Leonard, what happened tonight?"
"Yeah, Leonard, tell us."
Owen laughed.
"OK."
Leonard became more energetic and started talking non-stop: "You may not believe it, but at first we thought tonight would be a long night.
When I drove them to the restaurant, Howard and Bernadette were sitting in the back seat. Howard kept striking up conversations, trying to find common ground with Bernadette, but all failed without exception.
The scene was so awkward that it was suffocating. By the end of the meal in the restaurant, Howard had pulled out everything in his mind, but still nothing aroused Bernadette's interest. "
"Then how did he succeed?"
exclaimed Rajesh.
"yes."
Penny asked in a daze: "How did he succeed?"
"It's all thanks to his mother's help!"
Leonard exclaimed, "When Howard's mom called, everything changed!"
"What?"
Rajesh looked confused.
"I guess Bernadette also had an overly caring mother."
Owen said with a raised corner of his mouth.
"Completely correct!"
Leonard glanced at Irving in surprise and nodded: "When Howard chose not to answer the phone and complained, 'Maybe my mom is going to die, I don't want to miss that moment, or if I don't answer and it goes to voicemail, I After being able to relive it over and over again, the two immediately had a common topic."
"Yep!"
Penny finally came to her senses and echoed: "God bless, do you know what they talked about in front of us later?"
"What?"
Rajesh asked with infinite sadness.
"Their first time!"
Penny shouted: "One of them is in the Camry and the other is in the Corolla! Damn it, just because they are both owned by Toyota, they chat even more happily!"
Although Owen knew the plot, he still found it very funny when he heard Penny mention it. He joked: "Maybe they will get married in the future, and then you will truly be the strongest matchmaker in history..."
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