Rebirth of America: The American Drama System
Chapter 78 Scientific Experiment LOL (please vote for recommendation!)
Time is like water, years are like a shuttle.
2007.
Pasadena, California.
Mi, Qing and Ziku have high IQs.
Two young men, one tall and one short, took the registration form given by the front desk, walked to the chairs, sat down, and began to fill in their personal identity information.
"Leonard, I don't think I can do it."
The tall and thin man took a pen and paper, glanced at the form, suddenly raised his head, and said to the short young man next to him who had hardly changed since the eighth grade.
"Are you kidding? Sheldon, you are already a semi-professional player."
The short young man suppressed a laugh and mocked.
The two were friends of Irving, the taller one was Sheldon Lee Cooper and the shorter one was Leonard Leach Hofstadter.
Because of Irving's efforts to fade away, the fate of the two of them has almost no change. Sheldon worked at Caltech for three years. After getting angry and driving away n roommates, Leonard ignored the words of Glenn, the delivery boy from The Walking Dead. All kinds of warnings came rushing in.
Because of many commonalities, Leonard actually passed Sheldon's many tests. After two years of running in, the two became colleagues, roommates, and good friends.
"I mean it."
Because Leonard was not holding a sign with 'sarcasm' written on it, Sheldon, whose emotional intelligence was too low, still couldn't hear the sarcasm in Leonard's words, and explained without any strangeness: "We are committing genetic fraud. crime!
Our rice and green do not guarantee that we will produce offspring with high IQs in the future. Think about it, I have a sister who has the same DNA structure as me, but she is just a waitress at a fast food restaurant! "
"Sheldon, this was your idea."
Leonard put down the paper and pen in his hand and said helplessly: "With the money from this scientific experiment subsidy, we can install fractional T-1 broadband in the apartment."
"I know, I do crave faster download speeds."
Sheldon struggled: "But when I think about those poor women pinning their hopes on my scientific experiments, I hesitate. If in the end I find that little guy doesn't even know whether to use integral or differential to calculate the area under the curve, , what would she think?"
Leonard was speechless: "I believe she will still love him!"
"I won't!"
Sheldon said with certainty: "Talent is innate. People with talent and people without talent are two completely different races. Do humans care about what monkeys think?"
As he said that, he glanced at Leonard vaguely, and that little look in his eyes made Leonard furious!
"come on!"
Leonard also has an intelligence of up to level 5, and after two years of getting along with him, he has long been aware of Sheldon's various sexual characteristics. In the chain of scientific contempt, he, an applied physicist, is indeed shorter than Xie Even though Newton is a theoretical physicist, that doesn't mean he can't refute it.
"Edison said that success is 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration..."
"Edison? Oh~"
Before he finished speaking, Sheldon interrupted him with a look of disgust and contempt.
"Sheldon!"
Leonard couldn't help but raise his voice.
"Go on."
Sheldon said: "But remember, the second half of this sentence is that without that 1% of inspiration, 99% of the previous sweat is meaningless!"
"That's true."
Leonard nodded and said: "But inspiration is not exactly equal to innate intelligence. It is a synthesis. Even if the average person is not as good as you in innate intelligence, but after long-term efforts, it is possible to burst out inspiration in work and life!"
"False proposition!"
Sheldon sneered: "Those who can burst out inspiration must be born with talent, but they have not been discovered before. How high a person's talent is, how great his future achievements will be! Diligence is just a bubble of mediocre fantasy. That’s all.”
"Oh, is it so?"
Leonard raised the corner of his mouth and began to expand his skills: "So in your opinion, who is more talented, you or Irving?"
"Of course it is me……"
Sheldon blurted out, but then thought of Irving's achievements over the years, he suddenly paused and glared at Leonard with a 'baby is angry' look: "Curse you!"
"Thanks!"
Leonard was happy to refute Sheldon. Even if it was Sheldon's little curse, he accepted it happily: "Now, what do you want to do? Is it to continue the scientific experiment, or to prevent Sheldon who may appear in the future? 2.0?
Ha ha! In fact, you can't stop it anymore, because you are a semi-professional player, and maybe someone has already taken away your previous scientific experiment samples. "
"Oh~"
Sheldon sighed, then picked up a pen and paper and started sketching quickly.
"continue?"
Leonard said in surprise.
"certainly."
Sheldon said without raising his head: "Since I can't stop it, of course I choose the fractional T-1 broadband. I am a Sheldon hero in the Eastern Kingdom and a level 85 blood elf. I don't want to be limited by the bandwidth speed. Live my play.”
"That's true."
Leonard, who is also a hardcore player, agreed with his face.
After the two agreed, they quickly filled out the form, took the transparent box given by the front desk, went to the dedicated bathroom, and played LoL together...
TBBT Apartments.
After Sheldon and Leonard finished the LOL science experiment, they returned to their apartment. Because they were a little tired today, when they saw the yellow warning tape posted on the elevator entrance, Leonard complained: "Oh~crap! Maybe!" We should have asked the property management company to repair this elevator long ago."
"good idea."
Sheldon agreed solemnly: "But please remember, when I dropped the bomb inside, it was because you used confidential rocket fuel on the Howard model rocket but made a miscalculation when adjusting the formula. I did it to save you." Do that, and don’t forget Joyce King…”
"stop!"
Leonard couldn't listen anymore, and looked around guiltily, then put his finger to his mouth to make a silent gesture: "I was just saying casually, let's take the stairs."
"ok!"
Sheldon said indifferently.
4th floor.
"New neighbor?"
Leonard took out the key and was about to open the door when he caught sight of a beautiful figure from the corner of his eye. His eyes immediately focused on it. Sheldon also looked over and saw a blond girl wearing a blue T-shirt and ultra-short jeans. Pack your luggage in the open room 4B on the opposite side.
"It is clear."
"The level is really improved compared to the previous one."
Leonard murmured without blinking.
"The transvestite who weighs 200 pounds and has skin problems?"
Sheldon responded: "Compared with him, this is indeed a big improvement."
"Oh, hi!"
Feeling Leonard's fiery gaze, the blond girl turned around and said hello openly.
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"Hi?"
Five hi sounds in a row suddenly made the atmosphere awkward. The first two hi sounds were normal responses from Leonard and the two of them, but the third hi sounds were made by Leonard who was too nervous and he didn't consciously say more. Sheldon, who has severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, added.
The fifth question was of course Penny's confused question.
The three of them briefly greeted each other. Leonard, who returned to the room, became more and more impulsive as he thought about it. The sage couldn't resist the surging hormones. He opened the door with his head held high and invited Penny over to have lunch with him. It would be a pity if it weren't for Sheldon. Be warned, Leonard will turn a lunch invitation into a bowel movement seminar.
"So, what do you usually play?"
Penny happily accepted the invitation, closed the door, and walked to Leonard's room, asking casually as she walked.
Sheldon said straightforwardly: "Well, today we made money by doing scientific experiments..."
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