Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

In front of an apartment building.

The limousine stopped.

"Buddy, come down quickly, we're downstairs."

“￥#@♦￥ @♦%￥ # \u0026amp;amp; @♦￥ @♦⊿”

"Yeah, I get it, brother, awesome, nice work~ But you can speed up, you know what I'm talking about~ We'll wait for you."

Barney hung up the phone with a happy face and nodded repeatedly: "This is my brother. He lives forever and moves endlessly. Tonight will definitely be a legend, wait for it, dary, legendary, legendary night!"

"That sound just now?"

Howard's mouth opened wide. He really couldn't believe that he was still rushing to work after making an appointment and making others wait. This kind of person is really, really enviable...

Three minutes later.

A young and beautiful figure walked out of the apartment with a backpack. When she saw Barney whistling at her in the concierge car, her eyes lit up and she gave a sweet smile. She walked to the car and stretched out her hand. Barney was so experienced. He took out a business card from his pocket, handed it to her, and said in a low voice: "Contact me anytime, daddy is home~"

"Wow!"

Howard couldn't close his mouth. What happened to the world? When did it become so easy to pick up girls?

"Owen, did you see that? First one point!"

Barney smiled smugly at Owen.

"hehe."

After seeing the impressive young girl just now, combined with Barney's previous words, Owen had already guessed who they were going to see, and kindly reminded him: "Barney, be careful, don't become a fake father. The real dad in prison.”

"What's the meaning?"

Barney was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing, shook his head and said, "No, it's impossible, she must be an adult!"

"Are you sure?"

Owen asked rhetorically.

"Shit!"

Barney thought about it carefully. Based on his experience in playing with flowers, he found many signs that the girl was still immature, and couldn't help but give him a heavy hammer on the leg.

He has committed countless crimes for picking up girls, but they were all in New York, his home base, where he had strong connections and could easily resolve these 'little troubles'.

But now they are on the other side of the United States, separated by more than 4,000 kilometers, and his personal connections are greatly reduced. If he accidentally ends up here, it will be very unlucky.

He didn't want to go to the prison to pick up soap. If he got used to it, how could he fight side by side with his brother James when he came back?

Just like a couple is more harmonious when they have complementary personalities, a straight man and a gay man are the best partners for picking up girls. The two of them assist each other and often have no disadvantage.

But if two people have the same goal, competition will inevitably occur, and one party will always fail. He doesn't want his brother James to be sad.

"Yes, I, Barney Stinson, am so confident..."

Barney mentally winked at himself in the mirror.

"Sorry, I'm late."

After a while, a slovenly middle-aged man in a T-shirt and jeans came over and greeted Barney through the car window: "Hank Moody."

"Barney Stinson."

Barney opened the car door and let Hank get in. Seeing that Hank's left eye was bruised, the veteran driver's super association ability made him immediately understand what happened.

"Awesome, Hank, you have a lot of fun~"

"Ha ha."

Hank was startled, then laughed loudly: "To be honest, I didn't expect this. At that time, I was hit by her two punches on the head. I was really shocked.

You know she is a loyal book fan of mine, but I never expected that she would be so wild, but I have to say that this feeling is quite fresh and strange. "

"What are they talking about?"

Howard, who possesses superpowers, couldn't understand the conversation between Hank and Barney. He quietly asked Owen, which really limited his imagination...

"awesome~"

Barney smiled and made eye contact with Owen.

"I must try this girl."

"You have a tendency to jerk off."

"In my Barney Stinson dictionary, nothing is off limits!"

"Are you even willing to pick up soap?"

"Life is precious, but freedom is even more valuable. If it's for posture, you can throw away the orange flowers."

Hank's description once again aroused Barney's curiosity and made him ready to take action. He had a list of various challenges that could be added at any time, and it was obvious that he had just added one more.

In a luxury bar.

"Have you met Howard?"

Barney did not forget his mission to help Howard integrate into their world tonight. He led Howard around the bar, observing the beauties from all walks of life. If he found someone who was easy to get on with, he walked behind her, patted her on the shoulder, and left In one sentence, and a somewhat nervous Howard.

This is a trick he is familiar with!

But it's a pity that most of the girls here are beauties with tall figures that are almost models. Howard's innate hardware is not good, and his temperament is too wretched, which makes the software difficult to use. Howard messed up the routines that Ted had used so often.

"Forget it, not everyone is a teddy bear."

Owen was sitting at the bar, having fun with a beautiful girl who came to Hollywood to pursue her dream. Seeing that Barney's face was very ugly because of Howard's repeated failures, he couldn't help but remind him.

"Are you challenging me?"

Barney, who looked depressed just now, raised his eyes and looked at Owen energetically: "Okay, accept the challenge, tonight I must make Howard a qualified predator!

If I succeed, I want your golden belt and crown! "

"Are you still thinking about this?"

Owen said speechlessly.

"Gold belt and crown?"

The beautiful girl next to Owen exclaimed with burning eyes: "Owen, are you the king of some country on the other side of the ocean?"

"n..."

"yes!"

"Linda, Maggie, come here quickly, there is a king here."

"Oh, my, god!"

Before Owen could say anything negative, Barney confirmed it first, followed by the beautiful girl's exclamation.

After Barney secretly made an assist gesture, Owen looked at the three dream-chasing girls who were so cruel that they had no brains. Irving didn't bother to explain, so he simply pretended to be the king and started playing the real king game.

In fact, with his wealth, it is not impossible to be a small king in the poorest place, so it is not completely deceiving them.

And at this time, with the blessing of being a king, being as generous as a king, and having rich experience in kidney transplantation for so many years, Irving soon told Howard and took the dream chasing girls to pursue their dreams together...

"Sorry, I failed again."

Howard was dejected and ready to retreat. Even with his thick skin, he completely lost confidence after dozens of consecutive failures.

"No!"

Barney screamed.

He lost the gold belt and crown to Irving, and he dreamed of winning them back. On his own, he would never be able to win against Irving, who was constantly fighting in team fights. Now that he finally had this opportunity, he absolutely couldn't fail.

PS: Thanks to the fantasy otaku for the tip!