Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

Caltech.

noon.

school cafeteria.

"So, how was last night?"

Rajesh tastelessly forked his lunch with a knife and fork unconsciously, looked sideways at Howard, and asked.

"I guess last night must have been a legendary, wait for it, dary, legendary night!"

Leonard raised his eyebrows upside down and pouted in mockery.

When I think about Barney, he became a lucky dog ​​when they first met, and in order to pursue Penny, he even had his pants taken off by Penny's ex-boyfriend. Now, several months have passed, and the stray dogs downstairs have given birth to dog babies. , he still stopped at first base, which makes me feel uncomfortable just thinking about it!

"Yes, you need to swipe your face to enter a high-end bar. All you see is long legs, angelic faces and devilish figures swaying in front of you. A charming smile blooms for you, the fragrance of Chanel wraps around the tip of your nose, and a sweet voice lingers in your ears. Surrounded by..."

"Uh-oh!"

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing, nothing."

When Howard was describing there, Rajesh exclaimed. When Howard looked over with dissatisfaction, he hunched over, lowered his head, tried his best to reduce his sense of existence, and shook his head repeatedly to show that nothing happened...

"What happened next?"

Leonard was also excited by Howard's description. He temporarily put aside his jealousy towards Barney, looked at Howard eagerly, and asked, "Did you succeed?"

Howard's face froze, and the grace he had just pointed out disappeared without a trace. He lowered his head and whispered: "None of these have anything to do with me. I haven't succeeded in any of them!"

"What?"

Rajesh and Leonard shouted in unison: "Not one?"

"come on!"

Howard couldn't bear the contemptuous looks from Leonard and Rajesh. He put down the knife and fork in his hand and raised his voice to tell the difference for himself: "You know what those girls are like! They don't know how to appreciate me at all!"

"What do you admire about you?"

Sheldon stabbed himself at the scene and said: "Obscene, obscene?"

"Yeah!"

Howard nodded seriously.

"Not even your magic?"

Leonard quipped.

"Don't mention my magic."

Howard thought about the miserable scenes last night when he was rejected again and again, and said dejectedly: "Barney can also do magic. His magic has become better than mine. He makes those beautiful girls laugh non-stop. I guess I will never stop doing magic in my life." I can’t learn anymore.”

"Are you sure it's because of magic and not because of looks or temperament?"

Sheldon asked seriously.

"thanks for your reminder!"

Howard glared at Sheldon and was stabbed in the heart again, because he knew that Sheldon was right. The real reason was not whether the magic was good or not, but whether others would give you a chance to show off your magic.

It's just that he didn't like the answer, so he instinctively blocked it.

"Thank you family!"

"You are welcome."

Sheldon responded with a cute smile and said seriously.

"..."

Howard was speechless. For someone like Sheldon who couldn't hear sarcasm, he couldn't say any more saucy things.

Pasadena Airport.

"ok, ok!"

Owen wordlessly pushed Barney away who was almost clinging to him, spread his hands and said, "I saw it, you are so awesome, aren't you?"

"Yeah, yeah!"

Barney had a pair of panda eyes, but he smiled very happily. He stretched out the index finger and middle finger of his right hand and kept gesticulating back and forth between his panda eyes and Owen's eyes.

People passing by would subconsciously go around because Barney, who had obviously been beaten, looked like a madman, but Owen knew what Barney meant.

This pair of panda eyes is Barney’s record...

"Owen, are you convinced?"

Barney raised his head and smiled: "Last night was really awesome. You can't imagine Mia's madness. It's really unforgettable. It's the first time I found being beaten so exciting!"

"This is the first time I have heard of this wish. If you need it, I can hire ten or eight African brothers at any time to help you fulfill this wish."

Owen teased.

"You are jealous!"

Barney smiled and said: "I tried something you have never tried before, so I won this game, damn! I wish I had made a bet with you last night. That Howard really disappointed me.

But it doesn’t matter, I will definitely get my golden belt and crown back in the future! "

"Are you sure you can?"

Owen smiled reservedly and looked down.

"I hate you!"

Barney and Owen looked at each other for a while, the confidence in their eyes disappeared, and they cursed bitterly.

He has always been extremely confident in picking up girls, but when facing Irving, this confidence was immediately crushed to pieces. In the five years they have known each other, he has witnessed too many of Irving's magical team battle stories, and At that time, he was still betting with Teddy Bear on who would become a Samsung user first.

There is no doubt that the gold belt and crown he specially customized for this purpose were lost to Irving.

In his eyes, the golden belt and crown represent the realm and status of a life player like him, and in this regard, no man will admit defeat!

But every time I think about Irving's glorious record, even if he is as confident as Barney, he feels a little desperate. Even if he is a bride and groom every night, he can't compare to Irving who always starts a "bai" and "team" battle...

"Boarding has begun."

Owen reminded: "Bye, Barney."

"Next weekend."

Barney said: "Come back to New York and let's get together. We all miss you."

"you?"

Owen raised the corner of his mouth and said with a hint of a smile: "Are you sure that Matthew is included?"

"Leave Matthew alone."

Barney grinned and waved his hand: "Don't you want to see what a woman who has confused Ted looks like?"

"I know who she is."

Irving thought this in his mind, but when he thought about this being Robin, he was still moved. He nodded and said: "Okay, I will definitely go there next weekend, or is it the McLaren Bar?"

"certainly."

Barney snapped his fingers and walked towards the boarding gate with a salute. As he walked, he turned around and gestured to Owen, who could only give an OK gesture in return.

New York.

McLaren Bar.

Same bar, same location, same group of people.

puff!

A tall white young man was drinking beer. When he heard Barney's words, he immediately spit the beer out of his mouth and shouted: "No!!!"

"Thanks, Matthew."

Opposite him, a handsome young white man with a friendly smile wiped the beer off his face and smiled self-deprecatingly.

"I'm sorry, Ted."

After the tall young man Matthew apologized, he asked Barney: "What do you mean when you say Owen is coming back?"

"Owen is coming back~"

The girl next to Matthew murmured slightly, the corners of her mouth turned up unconsciously, and her eyes began to wander.

"Lily!!!"

Seeing his girlfriend's expression, Matthew yelled suddenly.

"What?"

Lily was woken up by the yelling, and lowered her head guiltily. After a while, a strange smile appeared on the corner of her mouth again...

PS: Thanks to Xu Mujun for the reward!