Rebirth of the Evil Life
Chapter 2885 Funeral Foreplay
The fact that Lin Feng had a monster daughter became famous all over the world [Rebirth of the Monster Life Chapter 2885: Funeral Foreplay Chapter]. .+? (.+bsp;\\s*In the past two days, although some tidbits about Lin Feng’s death and the reactions of relevant parties have continued to be reported, there is no doubt that Lin Feng’s evil daughter-Lin Youxi is the one who is paying attention to the outside world. Focus.
On that day, Lin Youxi rushed out to avenge his father, then fell down and cried. The scene was captured by the media ambushing all around. These media reporters all have SLRs worth tens of thousands, and some lenses cost an exaggerated amount of more than 100,000 yuan. They can clearly see Lin Youxi's long eyelashes and small face with crystal clear eyes from dozens of meters away. Therefore, through these photos, it can be clearly discovered that Lin Youxi tripped himself on purpose.
A five-year-old girl tripped over herself to frame Vietnamese President Tran Deliang and Philippine President Aquino. This is too cruel. Is this little girl still a little girl? He is simply a monster! Moreover, Lin Youxi's bad remarks completely turned the situation upside down. Not only did Chen Deliang and Aquino lose face, they also attracted global contempt. Even many people in Vietnam and the Philippines considered their presidents This is wrong, it's too much to bully the little girl.
For a time, envy for Lin Feng rolled in. Of course, most of them also let out a sigh of relief. This Lin Feng is enough of a headache. Now he also has a monster-like daughter. When his daughter reaches adulthood, Lin Feng is only 38 years old and his daughter is 18 years old. When father and daughter go into battle, it will be hard to live.
While the outside world was wondering which young master would be able to conquer the monster Lin Youxi in the future, Lin Feng's funeral was also put on the agenda. Although Lin Feng's body is now dead. But everyone in the sea area where the accident occurred has been searched, including those in the Philippines. A huge reward order was also issued - anyone who provides information about Lin Feng will be rewarded with a reward of US$100 million. Such an astonishing reward did not bring any actual information about Lin Feng. Not even a body was seen.
In this case, I'm afraid Lin Feng was really in trouble. The U.S. Navy rear admiral who died of grievance still has no body left. It is suspected that he was swallowed by the sea and sunk to the bottom of the sea. It is impossible to exhume a body under the 800-meter-deep sea. General Joseph has already held a funeral, so Lin Feng's funeral cannot be postponed indefinitely.
"What should I do? Will the boss's funeral be held?" Lin Chiling said with a headache.
The women looked at each other. Let's hold this, it's a bit of a curse to Lin Feng. If you don't hold it, it won't be a problem if you keep putting it off. The outside world will be suspicious, which may ruin Lin Feng's plan. Of course, they didn't know exactly what Lin Feng's plan was, but they couldn't destroy this major premise.
None of the girls paid attention and couldn't help but look at Lin Youxi who continued to watch "Calabash Baby". But I saw Lin Youxi singing "One Fujiko Seven Melons" on the screen. Several women were a little embarrassed. I am an adult now, and this is a five-year-old girl. It would be too embarrassing for me and others to ask her for advice. Several women were 200 years old in total, and they ended up asking a 5-year-old girl for advice.
This is so shameful.
"You really have to ask?" Lin Chiling was really embarrassed [Chapter 2885 of Rebirth: The Life of a Monster: Funeral Foreplay Chapter].
"We don't have any ideas either!" Liu Yifei said very indifferently. She is not good at this subject, she only knows how to act and practice martial arts, but she doesn't know much about the rest. In addition, she is young and has the mentality of not being ashamed to ask questions, so she can ask. But other women, such as Lin Chiling, have been with Lin Feng for so long and have met countless big shots. If you have to ask a little girl, you can't tell. Although this little girl is Lin Feng's daughter, I can't tell.
"I'd better ask." Huang Meixi pursed her lips and walked over, "Youxi, do you think we should organize father's funeral now or not?" Huang Meixi felt a little chest pain after asking this. Lin Feng often said that their balls hurt, and sometimes they would follow up with this mantra, but Lin Feng would cancel it, saying that they had no balls, and if they wanted to, they would only feel pain in their chests.
Lin Youxi stared at her mother Huang Meixi with her big watery eyes, blinked, and said innocently, "Mom, I'm only five years old, how do I know whether I should do it or not? You are all adults, you ask me!"
Huang Meixi, Lin Chiling and others suddenly saw black lines on their foreheads.
"Actually, I remember my father once said something... Haha, calabash baby, calabash baby..." Halfway through, Lin Youxi suddenly sang.
"Youxi, what exactly did your father say?" Lin Chiling asked. Unfortunately, Lin Youxi was fascinated by the cartoon and ignored them at all. If the question is urgent, just say I forgot. It made Lin Chiling and others dumbfounded.
"Okay, Youxi, what do you want!" Mom knows her daughter best. Huang Meixi glared at Lin Youxi angrily, "Don't make any excessive demands this time. You know, a disobedient child will not only be If you eat sweets, you’ll get a spanking.”
"Mom, daddy said you are not allowed to spank children!" Lin Youxi yelled, covering her buttocks.
"Your father is not here right now." Huang Meixi said angrily, "Say quickly, I can't let you sleep on your stomach tonight." She was reluctant to let go, but at such a critical moment, Lin Youxi was still here to threaten them, which was unbearable.
"Humph, adults bully children!" Lin Youxi pouted and said unhappily, "Dad once said something, which is - do things according to God's will, and behave against your personality."
Do things according to God's will, and behave against your personality! Lin Chiling and others murmured a few words, feeling that these words were too philosophical.
"Youxi, why didn't we hear what your father said!" Huang Meixi asked with a frown.
"Because my father said that you all have your own thoughts and I am still young, so he asked me to learn to be self-reliant, self-reliant, and have personality." Lin Youxi said seriously.
monster! Lin Chiling and others looked at each other. Most of these parents hope that their children will be good and obedient, but it turns out that Lin Feng is good at letting the children have some personality. He is not afraid that Lin Youxi will have a rebellious adolescence early and annoy him to death. But from the current point of view, Lin Youxi is rebellious, but he is more smart, so smart that he is evil.
"I understand. Since we said we should do things according to God's will and go against our personality, let's hold the boss's funeral as soon as possible!" Lin Chiling ordered.
Soon, under the arrangements of Lin Chiling and others, Lin Feng's funeral was scheduled to be held on December 2. The whole ceremony process is as follows. First, the hearse departs from Lin Feng's villa, and then goes around the Eilao city center (the Bund) before arriving at the downstairs of the 'Light of the Century'. Lin Feng's body is placed at the monument in front of the Century Light. Then everyone observed a moment of silence and laid wreaths. End at last. Of course, since there are no bones left of Lin Feng, there is no body, so Lin Feng’s body needs to be made into a bronze statue and placed in the center of Century Square in front of the ‘Light of the Century’.
After determining the process of the entire monthly ceremony, we began to contact the bronze statue manufacturer. There were only five days before the funeral. We had to make a real-life bronze statue of Lin Feng, and the time was tight. Fortunately, in this world, technology is very advanced, especially handicraft manufacturing. The normal cycle for making a bronze statue takes half a year, but for Lin Feng, the factory guaranteed that it would be completed within three days and that it would be lifelike. This sounds like a bit of bragging, but in fact the production process is divided into two parts: one person makes the head, another person makes the right arm, and another person makes the left arm. All the limbs of the bronze statue of Lin Feng are combined according to ergonomics. It was disassembled, processed at the same time, and finally assembled. Three days was enough.
After solving the problem of Lin Feng's 'remains', the only thing left is the candidates to attend the funeral. Lin Feng has friends all over the world, and of course he only has so many close friends. Li Zekai, Zong Qinghou and others can just make a phone call. The trouble is, what about everyone else? Do you want to invite those officials in Shanghai? Will the officials from Lin Feng’s hometown be invited? Are there also officials from Beijing invited? Also, will you please invite the officials that Lin Feng has invested in across the country? There are also some overseas investment partners, please?
Originally, if Lin Feng died normally in the line of duty, then he absolutely should. But Lin Feng did not die in the line of duty, he was still alive and well. If all these people were invited and Lin Feng was still alive in the end, wouldn't he be hated by others? It might cause some trouble for Lin Feng. Also, those Lin Feng competitors and enemies, please invite me? This is also a headache. Please, I don’t know if Lin Feng is happy or not, and I don’t know if the other party will come. Don't invite me. If the other party comes and says that the person's hatred will disappear, and you women treat her like a chicken, then you will really make the person angry to death.
So in the end, after weighing the balance, Lin Chiling asked Huang Meixi to issue a notice directly as Lin Feng's widow - since my late husband unfortunately passed away, he has been receiving help from friends from all walks of life. The foolish woman would like to thank all the friends of her late husband and elders for their help. . December 5th was my late husband’s funeral. The foolish woman had never seen the world because she had always been at home taking care of her husband and raising children, and she had no idea how many friends her late husband had. Here, the foolish woman can only hope that all friends and elders who respect her late husband will come and offer incense sticks to show their memory.
This announcement was very straightforward and low-level, but it was very suitable for Huang Meixi's identity. After all, she has been at home since she gave birth to Lin Youxi. Except for filming Jackie Chan's "Myth", she spent the rest of the time at home caring for her husband and raising children, hiding in front of everyone. With her identity and knowledge, it was indeed impossible for her to know so many of Lin Feng's friends, so she could only write this notice to invite everyone to attend Lin Feng's funeral.
This announcement is very appropriate. Don't offend anyone, and shut everyone's mouth.
"Brother Lin, it seems that although the women around you lack a bit of domineering spirit, they do a good job in this kind of logistics work. I really envy you to have such good helpers!" Qiu Deba laughed.
Lin Feng smiled faintly, feeling slightly proud in his heart.
"By the way, brother Lin, it seems I'm getting ready to leave too. If we don't go out with this excitement, we will regret it for the rest of our lives!" Qiu Deba laughed. (To be continued)
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