Rebirth of the Evil Life

Lin Feng’s funeral!

Obviously, the most sensational thing in 2005 was not China’s announcement that its population had reached 1.3 billion on January 6 this year, it was not Bush’s re-election as president, it was not the destruction of Sapporo, Japan due to various nuclear explosions, and it was not the October 17 death of Chinese astronaut Nie Haisheng and Fei Junlong returned safely from space, not to mention Angela Merkel being sworn in as the first female chancellor of Germany. .+? (.+bsp;\\s*It was Lin Feng’s funeral on December 2.

This young man who created countless miracles, like a star in the sky, died in an accident. His funeral will affect the whole world. The whole world will be changed by his death. Just as he changed the course of the world during his lifetime, he will also change the world after his death.

And how many dignitaries will attend this funeral? All reporters were very curious, and reporters from all over the world came to Shanghai before December 2 and squatted near Century Square. Prepare to plan how many important people Lin Feng's funeral will disturb, and whether it will become the funeral of the century. Of course, this sounds a bit ugly, but for reporters, as long as there is news, everything is feasible. Even for figures like Sister Feng and Sister Furong, the media is flocking to them. As long as there is news, you can call them bitches. Of course, this is a bit extreme, but it is also true.

Of course, just as excited as the reporters were the owners of hotels and guesthouses across Shanghai. As soon as these reporters arrived, the hotels in Shanghai that were not empty were instantly filled. Even if they increase the price several times, there is still an endless stream of people coming to stay. For these bosses, they have made a fortune from dead people. certainly. These bosses are not heartless. Every household has a portrait of Lin Feng and a stick of incense every morning. I burn a stick of incense before going to bed, and before these three meals, I also raise my head three feet to worship like a god. His piety is even more pious than worshiping his own ancestors. after all. Ancestors would not attract so many customers, but Lin Feng would.

While many reporters set up camp in advance, big names from all over the world began to come to Shanghai one after another. First of all, there are Lin Feng’s buddies. Li Zekai, Tang Jiacheng, Zheng Zhiheng, Shi Yuzhu, Zong Qinghou. Ellison and others arrived as soon as possible. In addition to comforting Lin Feng's widow, he also acted as half of the funeral host, going around to help Lin Feng and other widows receive guests from all walks of life.

After all, there are only women left around Lin Feng. Except for Lin Chiling and Avril Lavigne, who are considered to be in the business world, the rest of them are considered idlers. Faced with so many business giants and political dignitaries coming over, they would inevitably be a little negligent when they went to receive them, especially this time many of the guests had never interacted with Lin Feng before. I just came here to express a little respect for the death of this business tycoon who was like the arrival of a star. Of course, it is not ruled out that many of them come with ulterior motives. In this way, Lin Feng's widow would be even more unable to receive them, so Ellison and the others were duty-bound.

"President, are we going?" Director Mueller asked.

President Bush frowned. Whether he should go or not has been a headache for him for the past two days. Go, it seems a bit embarrassing. After all, Lin Feng has always been against him. If you don't go, you will lose a chance to show off.

The bad relationship between the two is well known to the world. When Lin Feng died, he went to put incense sticks in front of Lin Feng's grave, which could show his magnanimity to the world. Although he is already the second president of the United States and cannot be re-elected, it is still good to gather more popularity. Good for the entire Bush family.

It's just that this inner demon is sad.

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has now boarded a flight to Shanghai. Accompanying him was Lapo Elkann, the fifth generation descendant of the Agnelli family. Although Juventus, owned by the Agnelli family, and Milan, owned by Berlusconi, are Italy's mortal enemies, the game between the two teams is the El Clasico. But Berlusconi himself has a good personal relationship with the Agnelli family. After all, Agnelli in Italy is like Rockefeller in the United States.

"I said Lapo, this time I went to Shanghai to mourn and pay homage to Lin Feng, so don't mess around." Berlusconi reminded. This Rapo Elkann is a famous Italian playboy with countless women. Berlusconi is really afraid that Rapo Elkann will risk his life to taint Lin Feng's widow. You know, this guy just went to rescue for a drug overdose in October and almost died. After finally rescuing him, his family decided to let him go to the United States to detoxify and temporarily escape the public opinion storm.

As a result, it happened to coincide with Lin Feng's funeral, and Rapo Elkann approached Berlusconi and said he would come to Shanghai to relax and unwind. Berlusconi had no choice but to agree. But I have to remind this guy, lest he really harass Lin Feng's woman. He is asking for death, but it will be bad if he is harmed.

In France, President Chirac did not announce that he would attend Lin Feng's funeral, but he still sent diplomats there...

Because of their close relationship with Lin Feng, various European countries were considering who should be sent to attend Lin Feng's funeral. They would not lose etiquette, but would not be too enthusiastic and be said to be flattering. After all, Lin Feng's assets are much richer than those of many small countries.

Not only were the dignitaries and dignitaries from various countries thinking about how to attend Lin Feng's funeral, but the business community also began to move in droves.

"Bill, do you want us to go?" Steve Ballmer asked thoughtfully.

"Haha, you can go if you want. We don't need to worry so much. Remember, friendship is friendship and shopping is shopping, it doesn't matter. Moreover, we are strong and we don't need to be afraid of anyone or anything." Bill Gay Ci said confidently.

On the other side, at Apple's headquarters, Jobs, who was immersed in research, suddenly heard the report from his subordinates. On December 2, Lin Feng's funeral was held, and he was stunned for a long time. He stood at the ‘Apple’ research headquarters without saying a word for a long time.

"How could he die? How could he die? How could he die..." Jobs muttered. He didn't believe that Lin Feng would die. He never believed it.

"Are you sure Lin Feng is really dead?" Jobs asked.

"Well, his wife Huang Meixi has already issued a notice to the world, announcing Lin Feng's funeral. He should be really dead. There can be no lie about this!" said an assistant Na Na. He had never seen Jobs look so lost, never before.

"Okay, book a ticket for me and fly directly to Shanghai." After Jobs finished speaking, he immersed himself in research again.

The vast sea of ​​people and planes from all over the world are flying towards Shanghai like bees returning to their nests, like a tired bird returning to the forest. Almost every one of them will shock the many reporters waiting at the airport. In addition to these businessmen, celebrities in the entertainment industry who had some connection with Lin Feng also rushed to Shanghai from all over the world. Not only in the entertainment world, but also in the sports world.

Originally, "Tottenham Hotspur" happened to have a game on the weekend, and the opponent was not very strong, but the declining Newcastle. This kind of team, even 'Tottenham Hotspur' can completely defeat them with their second-line players. However, the general manager of Tottenham Hotspur asked the Football Association for instructions, hoping that Tottenham Hotspur could suspend the league this round so that they can collectively go to China to pay a moment of silence for their boss Lin Feng. This request was of course righteously rejected by the FA. It's okay to say a moment of silence, but only on the court. It's okay to have both teams observe three minutes of silence, but it's not okay to just call a truce and go to China. This is unprecedented and this request is outrageous. After all, even if Lin Feng is the boss, his death does deserve a moment of silence, but the fans who bought tickets to watch the game are so innocent.

As a result, when the game came that day, Newcastle arrived, but Tottenham didn't come. The Football Association was so anxious that they called to inquire and found that all Tottenham players, including all youth training players, a total of more than 500 people, chartered two Boeing 737s and flew to China to pay tribute to Lin Feng.

This time, the FA will be furious. This is lawless and excessive. Before they could react, Suleiman's West Ham United also announced a truce for this round and would go to China to pay a moment of silence for Lin Feng. And like 'Tottenham Hotspur', Suleiman also took away all the players, including the youth training players, and the lessons from each echelon, leaving no one behind.

In this round, Suleiman’s ‘West Ham United’ faced Abramovich’s ‘Chelsea’. Seeing that the stadium was empty except for his own players, Abramovich didn't wait for the referee and Football Association officials to get angry and waved his hand - go to Shanghai.

puff! The FA is really vomiting blood now. Only then did Tottenham Hotspur leave, then West Ham United, and Chelsea. Are these three clubs going to rebel?

Before the FA could breathe a sigh of relief, Leeds United owner Richard Li also announced that the entire world would pay a moment of silence to Lam Fung. Suddenly, Leeds United also left. Of the 20 teams in the Premier League, four are suddenly missing. The game collapsed after three rounds, with more than 200,000 fans booing, and the Football Association of England was about to announce the disqualification of these four teams. However, when it was time to sign the executive order document, it was discovered that the chairman of the Football Association who signed the order was not there.

Who is the chairman of the FA? Prince William is too! Where is Prince William? He was locked up in a dark room by Queen Elizabeth and was not allowed to leave Buckingham Palace. With no other choice, FA officials had no choice but to go to Prince William and ask him to sign the document banning the qualifications of the four teams. In this regard, Queen Elizabeth is not easy to stop. After all, this was a business matter and she couldn't interfere even if she was the Queen of England. He had no choice but to order someone to bring Prince William and let him resolve the FA matter.

As a result, as soon as Prince William came out, he took advantage of the crowd and ran away among the FA officials. Of course, before running away, he dragged several three generations of the British royal family along with him and flew directly to Shanghai.

"William, don't come back if you have the guts!" Queen Elizabeth shouted angrily at Buckingham Palace. (To be continued...)